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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#3384
Highest Content Rank:#1605
Highest Comment Rank:#1591
Content Thumbs: 2518 total,  2980 ,  462
Comment Thumbs: 1467 total,  1676 ,  209
Content Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:27577
Times Content Favorited:253 times
Total Comments Made:360
FJ Points:3868
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#52 - lol cool.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
#50 - lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
#129 - Right after the 5th one. 12/03/2010 on Mindfuck Comp +20
#359 - Not at the table Carlos! 11/29/2010 on This is how I do it +4
#113 - my names Jacob too :/ 11/28/2010 on Top baby names 2010 0
#39 - **LeSquirt rolls 92** 11/24/2010 on you got choices kay? 0
#38 - Comment deleted 11/24/2010 on you got choices kay? 0
#3 - yepp. :( sad this only got 3 thumbs lmao but im still grateful :)  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2010 on Call of Duty MW2 +1
User avatar #4 - TehNinjaOkina (11/24/2010) [-]
sorry forgot to specify, I got the AC-130 in a care package.
#23 - Axe has a Dandruff shampoo. 11/23/2010 on Guy Shampoo 0
#84 - Picture 11/23/2010 on Pokemon Compilation Wha +13
#55 - You dont win, you just do a little better each time. 11/22/2010 on motivational comp2 +25
#126 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2010 on endless porn +8
User avatar #129 - afrojack (11/22/2010) [-]
that looks more like a folding table that has been folded
#76 - i won. 11/22/2010 on So you think you know:... +4
#65 - Picture 11/22/2010 on First Time Frontpage +1
#74 - Picture 11/22/2010 on pokemon is porn? +12
#69 - Picture 11/22/2010 on OH FUCK! +9
#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2010 on Black ops is racist! -3
User avatar #93 - TakeUHstab (11/22/2010) [-]
I FUCKING HATE THISSS GIFFF
#34 - Picture 11/22/2010 on Build A Bear Online +2
#221 - I thought it was myspace :(... but its okay :) 11/16/2010 on The Interweb Adventure... +1
#75 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2010 on Stages of Toy Story 3 +4
#83 - girlwiththeglasses Comment deleted by LeSquirt
#337 - only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +2
#327 - YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +2
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#311 - Prof. Oak, dont you have to do a backround check on this dino …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +4
#321 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt molest a cute little thing succh as yourself :))
#323 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well do you promise not toobc if you do he can live a happy life with you :)
#314 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well ill speak to him and see what kind of person he is he seems very happy to have you as a pokemon so we will see
#322 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
im a her btw
User avatar #327 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#324 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
my apologies
User avatar #329 - SniperShark (07/21/2010) [-]
this calls for a screen cap O_O
#347 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
can i has one too :3
User avatar #337 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol
#331 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well sir i better get a dedication
#326 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
its cool
#299 - :) i only got like a year left to live though, im like 12 year…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +5
#313 - konartistyes (07/21/2010) [-]
(turtles actually live a really long time.)
#302 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well live your life little squirtle fighting pokemon and lvling up :) go out into the world lil squirtle with your new master
#305 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i is happy to have a cute little squirtle now :3 <3
User avatar #311 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
Prof. Oak, dont you have to do a backround check on this dino first? what if he wants to molest me? :( i dont wanna hide in my shell for my last year of life.
#321 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt molest a cute little thing succh as yourself :))
#323 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well do you promise not toobc if you do he can live a happy life with you :)
#314 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well ill speak to him and see what kind of person he is he seems very happy to have you as a pokemon so we will see
#322 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
im a her btw
User avatar #327 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#324 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
my apologies
User avatar #329 - SniperShark (07/21/2010) [-]
this calls for a screen cap O_O
#347 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
can i has one too :3
User avatar #337 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol
#331 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well sir i better get a dedication
#326 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
its cool
#295 - :D i'll pack my things.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +4
User avatar #298 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
DONT DO IT OAK WILL RAPE YOU
#300 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
charizard i remember when u where at my lab when a trainer came and got you? it was the happiest day of your life i never raped you once
User avatar #307 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
I DONT NEED A TRAINER
#310 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
you act tough now too bad a blastoise would kick ur ass :D
User avatar #320 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
A BIG TURTLE WITH SQUIRT-GUNS ON HIS BAG HOW SCARY ID JUST FLY AWAY AND BRING BACK SOME FRIENDS
#330 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
gotta love charizard the big badass needing to bring back freinds

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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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