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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:7/17/2014
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#50 - lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
#129 - Right after the 5th one. 12/03/2010 on Mindfuck Comp +20
#359 - Not at the table Carlos! 11/29/2010 on This is how I do it +4
#113 - my names Jacob too :/ 11/28/2010 on Top baby names 2010 0
#39 - **LeSquirt rolls 92** 11/24/2010 on you got choices kay? 0
#38 - Comment deleted 11/24/2010 on you got choices kay? 0
#3 - yepp. :( sad this only got 3 thumbs lmao but im still grateful :)  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2010 on Call of Duty MW2 +1
User avatar #4 - TehNinjaOkina (11/24/2010) [-]
sorry forgot to specify, I got the AC-130 in a care package.
#23 - Axe has a Dandruff shampoo. 11/23/2010 on Guy Shampoo 0
#84 - Picture 11/23/2010 on Pokemon Compilation Wha +13
#55 - You dont win, you just do a little better each time. 11/22/2010 on motivational comp2 +25
#126 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2010 on endless porn +8
User avatar #129 - afrojack (11/22/2010) [-]
that looks more like a folding table that has been folded
#76 - i won. 11/22/2010 on So you think you know:... +4
#65 - Picture 11/22/2010 on First Time Frontpage +1
#74 - Picture 11/22/2010 on pokemon is porn? +12
#69 - Picture 11/22/2010 on OH FUCK! +9
#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2010 on Black ops is racist! -3
User avatar #93 - TakeUHstab (11/22/2010) [-]
I FUCKING HATE THISSS GIFFF
#34 - Picture 11/22/2010 on Build A Bear Online +2
#221 - I thought it was myspace :(... but its okay :) 11/16/2010 on The Interweb Adventure... +1
#75 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2010 on Stages of Toy Story 3 +4
#83 - girlwiththeglasses Comment deleted by LeSquirt
#337 - only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +2
#327 - YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +2
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#311 - Prof. Oak, dont you have to do a backround check on this dino …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +4
#321 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt molest a cute little thing succh as yourself :))
#323 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well do you promise not toobc if you do he can live a happy life with you :)
#314 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well ill speak to him and see what kind of person he is he seems very happy to have you as a pokemon so we will see
#322 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
im a her btw
User avatar #327 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#324 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
my apologies
User avatar #329 - SniperShark (07/21/2010) [-]
this calls for a screen cap O_O
#347 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
can i has one too :3
User avatar #337 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol
#331 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well sir i better get a dedication
#326 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
its cool
#299 - :) i only got like a year left to live though, im like 12 year…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +5
#313 - konartistyes (07/21/2010) [-]
(turtles actually live a really long time.)
#302 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well live your life little squirtle fighting pokemon and lvling up :) go out into the world lil squirtle with your new master
#305 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i is happy to have a cute little squirtle now :3 <3
User avatar #311 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
Prof. Oak, dont you have to do a backround check on this dino first? what if he wants to molest me? :( i dont wanna hide in my shell for my last year of life.
#321 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt molest a cute little thing succh as yourself :))
#323 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well do you promise not toobc if you do he can live a happy life with you :)
#314 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well ill speak to him and see what kind of person he is he seems very happy to have you as a pokemon so we will see
#322 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
im a her btw
User avatar #327 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#324 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
my apologies
User avatar #329 - SniperShark (07/21/2010) [-]
this calls for a screen cap O_O
#347 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
can i has one too :3
User avatar #337 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol
#331 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well sir i better get a dedication
#326 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
its cool
#295 - :D i'll pack my things.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +4
User avatar #298 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
DONT DO IT OAK WILL RAPE YOU
#300 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
charizard i remember when u where at my lab when a trainer came and got you? it was the happiest day of your life i never raped you once
User avatar #307 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
I DONT NEED A TRAINER
#310 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
you act tough now too bad a blastoise would kick ur ass :D
User avatar #320 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
A BIG TURTLE WITH SQUIRT-GUNS ON HIS BAG HOW SCARY ID JUST FLY AWAY AND BRING BACK SOME FRIENDS
#330 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
gotta love charizard the big badass needing to bring back freinds
#291 - i thought you loved me. :(  [+] (30 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Did you forget about them +19
#292 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
i do love you squirtle come back to my lab well find someone to adopt you
User avatar #295 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
:D i'll pack my things.
User avatar #298 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
DONT DO IT OAK WILL RAPE YOU
#300 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
charizard i remember when u where at my lab when a trainer came and got you? it was the happiest day of your life i never raped you once
User avatar #307 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
I DONT NEED A TRAINER
#310 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
you act tough now too bad a blastoise would kick ur ass :D
User avatar #320 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
A BIG TURTLE WITH SQUIRT-GUNS ON HIS BAG HOW SCARY ID JUST FLY AWAY AND BRING BACK SOME FRIENDS
#330 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
gotta love charizard the big badass needing to bring back freinds
#294 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i want to
#296 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
there you go leSquirt you have an owner TheDinoIsMine welcome to the beggining of your pokemon adventure
#297 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
yay <3
User avatar #299 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
:) i only got like a year left to live though, im like 12 year old turtle..
#313 - konartistyes (07/21/2010) [-]
(turtles actually live a really long time.)
#302 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well live your life little squirtle fighting pokemon and lvling up :) go out into the world lil squirtle with your new master
#305 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i is happy to have a cute little squirtle now :3 <3
User avatar #311 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
Prof. Oak, dont you have to do a backround check on this dino first? what if he wants to molest me? :( i dont wanna hide in my shell for my last year of life.
#321 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
i wouldnt molest a cute little thing succh as yourself :))
#323 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well do you promise not toobc if you do he can live a happy life with you :)
#314 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well ill speak to him and see what kind of person he is he seems very happy to have you as a pokemon so we will see
#322 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
im a her btw
User avatar #327 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
User avatar #335 - Charizard (07/21/2010) [-]
STOP STEALING MY GOD DAMN LINE!
#334 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
D; but i love yoou <3
#328 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
O_O
#324 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
my apologies
User avatar #329 - SniperShark (07/21/2010) [-]
this calls for a screen cap O_O
#347 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
can i has one too :3
User avatar #337 - LeSquirt (07/21/2010) [-]
only cap 327, 328, and 324, lol
#331 - TheRealProfOak (07/21/2010) [-]
well sir i better get a dedication
#326 - TheDinoIsMine (07/21/2010) [-]
its cool

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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk fucked everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #41 to #41 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
nigger game
User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me nigger out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word nigger in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my nigger at the busstop.
i left my nigger at the nigger.
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula ONLINE (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del(shit cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. fucking turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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