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Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:4/16/2014
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#118 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2011 on FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP -9
User avatar #122 - afrojack (02/21/2011) [-]
WOW congratulations douche!
#6 - you reposted that comment on all of my comps lmao  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor meme's Part 3 0
User avatar #7 - MrEpicwill (02/20/2011) [-]
Indeed.
I do like the series though.
#63 - OVER 9,000!!!!! 02/20/2011 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#62 - **LeSquirt rolls 9,406** 02/20/2011 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#61 - i forgot how to roll lmao  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2011 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #64 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
#60 - *roll5* mine 02/20/2011 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#57 - lmao i know  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2011 on LeSquirt's profile 0
User avatar #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
#2 - Your welcome bro, you deserved it. 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor meme's Part 3 +1
#76 - just re-uploaded it. 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
#75 - lmao thats creepy. Hiiii...... Jokerrrr......  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 +9
#79 - jaybwell has deleted their comment.
#1 - your a restricted noob.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on sqook's profile 0
#2 - sqook (02/20/2011) [-]
and?
#68 - Part 3 is up.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 -1
#74 - jasona has deleted their comment.
User avatar #76 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
just re-uploaded it.
#61 - moar please?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
User avatar #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
aye aye sir

Emergency head call - Well sound your god damn siren and go recruit

i fought in kuwait and baghdad - what the fuck did you do today 'cruit

flippity flop mob stob - (basicaly the DI calling platoon halt)

you have 30 seconds - 30 25 13 4 your done!
#60 - Thanks, i'll use that one 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
#54 - if 2 out of 12 is 60% to you, then you might be retarded.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 +8
#71 - anonony (02/20/2011) [-]
Here, use this
#52 - Comment deleted 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
#46 - hello soap, but still its in full metal jacket. wanna be more … 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 -1
#44 - thank you anon :D 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
#42 - If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
User avatar #67 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
if you use any i canz haz deds?
User avatar #51 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
up at 0400
the 0 stands for 0 my god it's early

why on god's green earth are you smiling like a faggot on a dick tree

you are about as useful as a busted rubber recruit

your going to push until my damn arms are tired

i have more if you'd like
User avatar #55 - ChaoticEvilReborn (02/20/2011) [-]
>You're* going to puch until my arms are tired
>You're...my
OH GOD.
Heres one my Drill Sergeant used

(raining like all hell in 40 degree weather.)
IT'S SUNNY AND 80 PRIVATE, WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK (at 3:30 in the fucking morning)
User avatar #57 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
sorry about the grammar thing
i'm a future history major english is not my thing
i'm not a real marine yet but i'm depped in i can't wait
User avatar #72 - ChaoticEvilReborn (02/20/2011) [-]
Don't worry, common error.
Easily Avoided common error.
User avatar #61 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
moar please?
User avatar #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
aye aye sir

Emergency head call - Well sound your god damn siren and go recruit

i fought in kuwait and baghdad - what the fuck did you do today 'cruit

flippity flop mob stob - (basicaly the DI calling platoon halt)

you have 30 seconds - 30 25 13 4 your done!
User avatar #45 - CptSoapMacTavish (02/20/2011) [-]
"You look pretty tall private, I didn't know they stacked shit up that high!"

"Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"
User avatar #46 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
hello soap, but still its in full metal jacket. wanna be more original.
#43 - anonymous (02/20/2011) [-]
Those things still creep the shit out of me.
User avatar #44 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
thank you anon :D
#41 - yeah, they ask how this gets thumbs up, its funny, and reachin… 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 0
#243 - The Few, The Proud, The Marines.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 1 +1
#244 - ahhhkillthewabbit has deleted their comment.
#17 - i guess you havent seen it then, because only two lines here a… 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 2 -1
#230 - part 2 is up 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 1 0
#227 - actually, part 2 is more original. 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 1 0
#225 - I DID SIR! 02/20/2011 on Drill Instructor Meme's part 1 0
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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula ONLINE (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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