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LeSquirt

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:3/07/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4179
Highest Content Rank:#1605
Highest Comment Rank:#1591
Content Thumbs: 2771 total,  3260 ,  489
Comment Thumbs: 1467 total,  1676 ,  209
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:41108
Times Content Favorited:259 times
Total Comments Made:361
FJ Points:4078
Favorite Tags: drill (3) | Go Bots (3) | meme (3) | funny (2) | instructor (2) | Pokemon (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#64 - your not supposed to want to make us sammiches...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2010 on Woman rights +5
User avatar #84 - Majestical (01/12/2010) [-]
Strike a nerve, did I men? ;D

Sooo...You like it when a feminist comes here and argues about feminist shit while you kick her ass all the way to the moon saying "MAKE ME A FAWKING SAMMICH, BITCH" or "Shut your trap and get your ass back in teh kitchen!"..BUT!!! You don't like it when some random chick who loves sexist jokes (Simply bacause they're funny as hell) come in this thread and say "LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!!" or "SAMMICHES ANYONE??? 8DDDD" ...

Hmmmm...I think...I just...Figured you guys out... XDDDDDDD
User avatar #68 - wolfgrl (01/12/2010) [-]
it doesnt matter what we say about sandwiches, as long as we're on the internet, someone will be mad ..... lol we cant win. but, fuck it who cares, right?
#90 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [-]
Maybe we should switch to pizzas?
#67 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [-]
yes she is you fucking asshole
#59 - FISH HAT.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2010 on funny misheard lyrics +7
User avatar #63 - APURPLEPYTHON (01/11/2010) [-]
A EWE FROM THE STORM.
#18 - i think his eyes are crooked. 01/11/2010 on what do you want me to say +2
#69 - we also know that Evony, wants us to conquer it. 01/10/2010 on What we know +3
#214 - u is my rival. ;) that anon comment was mine btw 01/10/2010 on Mudkipz's profile 0
#7 - ya know what p.i.c. stands for? 01/10/2010 on Swoopism's profile 0
#89 - they made me look gay.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2010 on F*ck yeah pokemon +29
User avatar #98 - ohyayitgoesboom (01/10/2010) [-]
Gahhhhh haaaa haAaaa ha
#88 - what good way is ther- ohh.... oh i get it. 01/09/2010 on SO THEY DO EAT MEAT! +1
#86 - lmao yes.. you have intrigued Le-Squirt. 01/09/2010 on SO THEY DO EAT MEAT! -1
#130 - is that what they're callin it now?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2010 on Macho man fail. +2
#138 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
epiwin!
#83 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY MAN!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2010 on SO THEY DO EAT MEAT! +1
User avatar #84 - orale (01/09/2010) [-]
sorry but it is true lesquirt
you are legit XP
#82 - anyone ever notice... a squirtle is a breep of turtles.. and s…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2010 on SO THEY DO EAT MEAT! 0
#90 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
squirtle is a breed between squirrels and turtles. Make sure you spell your words correct.
User avatar #85 - The Unheard (01/09/2010) [-]
what's a breep? if you mean breed then yes, I've noticed too, but I do wonder how it turned blue?
User avatar #86 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
lmao yes..

you have intrigued Le-Squirt.
#116 - Roses are red, Violets are blue, he'll **** you w… 01/09/2010 on Macho man fail. +2
#395 - Scyther looks like something outta Silent Hill  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2010 on real life pokemon -4
#400 - ThumbsUpWhore (01/09/2010) [-]
i think thats kabutops.
#52 - dear diary... Jackpot  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2010 on Scccooooore! +3
#54 - a dinosaur (01/09/2010) [-]
Dear jackpot: robbery.
#59 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
dear robbery: crackpot
#65 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
Dear, Crackpot. a dinosaur.
#71 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
dear funnyjunk users... the game
#105 - ... you'll **** dicks. 01/09/2010 on Macho man fail. +11
#44 - DERP 01/09/2010 on LOL WUT 0
#71 - *sniff* cousin squirtle will be remembered. 01/09/2010 on SO THEY DO EAT MEAT! +2
#70 - excuse me, but um... what was May eating? O.O  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2010 on SO THEY DO EAT MEAT! +6
User avatar #74 - Acrylic (01/09/2010) [-]
Your mom.


Literally.
#100 - le-fu 01/09/2010 on The Game (Rage) -1
#114 - i. sense. a. new. era. 01/09/2010 on Peach and Zelda +3
#3 - why yes, i do.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#7 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
#38 - i'd tap that... with my Gravity Hammer.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2010 on Admit It +17
#40 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
n00b
#76 - my dad broke my tv with that remote.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2010 on video games +5
#79 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
he forgot to wear the wrist-strap?
#89 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
Always use protection! xD
#16 - i wish i could do that. 01/09/2010 on Death Metal Rooster 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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