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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#3381
Highest Content Rank:#1605
Highest Comment Rank:#1591
Content Thumbs: 2518 total,  2980 ,  462
Comment Thumbs: 1467 total,  1676 ,  209
Content Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:27577
Times Content Favorited:253 times
Total Comments Made:360
FJ Points:3868
Favorite Tags: drill (3) | Go Bots (3) | meme (3) | funny (2) | instructor (2) | Pokemon (2) | You (2)

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#6 - theres a subliminal message! theese 3 words are in caps... …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2010 on The Pirate Bay +3
#15 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
omfg, this guy wow
i wish i could have figured that out (sarcasm) your an idiot lesquirt
User avatar #13 - voltageX (01/25/2010) [-]
Captain obvious strikes again !
#10 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
Great!!!!!!! Juz Spell it out for all the Losers hu don't get it to make more Fuked up shit...Have you considered killing yourself?...
#11 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
dude, learn to spell and comment...

facepalm*
#8 - Lollercoaster (01/24/2010) [-]
No shit, eh?
User avatar #42 - LeSquirt (01/25/2010) [-]
hehehe. :)
#16 - okay.. lol. 01/24/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#14 - i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#15 - lordanon (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
#12 - yes.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#13 - lordanon (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del(shit cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 - lordanon (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
#9 - lol these are all funny as hell. lol 01/24/2010 on Ima Korean 0
#110 - look up the commercial on youtube. it should be there. its ret…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2010 on I miss this retard +1
User avatar #120 - megamanfan (01/24/2010) [-]
IT IS TRUE!!! INVADER ZIM FOR 1 MONTH BITCHES!!! on nicktoons network
User avatar #140 - majesticmoose (01/24/2010) [-]
Then God is real!
#96 - he tells the truth. its comming back for 1 month  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2010 on I miss this retard 0
#101 - anonymous (01/24/2010) [-]
LIES!!! we will never see our beloved alien friends again <//3 they shall fade from this world just like all the other greats
User avatar #110 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
look up the commercial on youtube. it should be there. its returning.. saw it on nicktoons.
User avatar #120 - megamanfan (01/24/2010) [-]
IT IS TRUE!!! INVADER ZIM FOR 1 MONTH BITCHES!!! on nicktoons network
User avatar #140 - majesticmoose (01/24/2010) [-]
Then God is real!
#58 - hehehe. 01/24/2010 on The story never ends +2
#95 - what else is there to notice? 01/24/2010 on Admit it, +2
#10 - no. lol  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2010 on LeSquirt's profile 0
#11 - lordanon (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 - lordanon (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del(shit cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 - lordanon (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
#75 - im sooo gonna be a cop now...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2010 on Tik Tok spoof Go Cops +6
User avatar #76 - Vaurien (01/23/2010) [-]
good luck, the don't let French turtles be cops
User avatar #77 - iSpaceShuttle (01/23/2010) [-]
Lmaaao .
#93 - didnt read... too lazy. 01/23/2010 on BloodNinja -8
#56 - "that crazy man from church was right!" lol fav line  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2010 on Seems Interesting +3
User avatar #58 - SirKrow (01/23/2010) [-]
EEPA EEPA!!!!!
User avatar #61 - whassup (02/01/2010) [-]
CURLY TAIL!!!!A THOUSAND EYES!!!!!!TRAPPED FOREVER!!!!!!!
User avatar #62 - SirKrow (02/01/2010) [-]
THAT old man in church was right!!!!!!!!!
#74 - It's a trap!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2010 on Stoop Kid +4
#80 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [-]
~Throws Pokeball~
HAHA I GOT YOU NOW BITCH!
User avatar #83 - brockpokebreeder (01/19/2010) [-]
drop the ball mother fucker
User avatar #87 - MistyPOKMNTrainer (01/19/2010) [-]
Bitch I saw it first.
#9 - ur pic...... im doin bulb... :o  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2010 on Swoopism's profile 0
User avatar #11 - Swoopism (01/19/2010) [-]
Totally!
#63 - i love my dad.. 01/18/2010 on i wish blastoise was my dad +33
#4 - i like. 01/16/2010 on T-pain'd 0
#111 - **** you. 01/16/2010 on what /b/ is about 0
#42 - all your comments are stupid. 01/16/2010 on lol cats 0
#9 - Ahem... Gentlemen.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2010 on RedSpy's profile 0
User avatar #10 - RedSpy (01/17/2010) [-]
That Squirtle is a spy!
#97 - 4th pic, why are all those people photobombing that polarbear? 01/14/2010 on Photobombs +2
#159 - your forgetting about me, bulb, and char. :( so you really did…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2010 on Memories of the 90's +3
#166 - iliekcake (01/13/2010) [-]
no we didnt, we luv u but other than u all the pokemon are gay
#62 - "you cross me, and i'll gas you! SWAASSSTTTIKKAA!"…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2010 on oh, funny Hitler +4
#109 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [-]
Your name is very suggestive!
#65 - they're trying to brainwash us. 01/12/2010 on teachers are wrong +2
#64 - your not supposed to want to make us sammiches...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2010 on Woman rights +5
User avatar #84 - Majestical (01/12/2010) [-]
Strike a nerve, did I men? ;D

Sooo...You like it when a feminist comes here and argues about feminist shit while you kick her ass all the way to the moon saying "MAKE ME A FAWKING SAMMICH, BITCH" or "Shut your trap and get your ass back in teh kitchen!"..BUT!!! You don't like it when some random chick who loves sexist jokes (Simply bacause they're funny as hell) come in this thread and say "LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!!" or "SAMMICHES ANYONE??? 8DDDD" ...

Hmmmm...I think...I just...Figured you guys out... XDDDDDDD
User avatar #68 - wolfgrl (01/12/2010) [-]
it doesnt matter what we say about sandwiches, as long as we're on the internet, someone will be mad ..... lol we cant win. but, fuck it who cares, right?
#90 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [-]
Maybe we should switch to pizzas?
#67 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [-]
yes she is you fucking asshole

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User avatar #66 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't happen to remember me, do you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - LeSquirt (02/06/2013) [-]
lol yeaa, been a while, all i do is look at content now ;p
User avatar #68 to #67 - bulbasaur (02/07/2013) [-]
Lol. I haven't been on this account in over two years. I lost my password in one of those days where Funnyjunk ****** everything up (I can't remember what they were called) Since then, I've been fairly active on my other profile, but I mostly just browsed content too, except for an occasional comment. But I still remember that Pokemon thread and how funny it was. Although, I have a feeling that if I was to go back and re-read it, I'd think it was one of the stupidest things ever :p lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - LeSquirt (02/07/2013) [-]
haha yeah, honestly we kinda made front page tho lmao
User avatar #49 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
i gots question.


what should i name this
http://funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/andriod/1313239/test/
i plan to upload it in hope of getting some thumbs.
think it might get front page?
User avatar #50 to #50 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol i ididnt get it. but what about the secret to boobs or something.
User avatar #51 to #51 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
pokomon promised to show titz if a picture of her face got to front page. (which it did) i was on her profile and saw this guy say that if this comment got 1 thumb, she would have to do it. it is impossible to thumb profile comments so i edited it.
so now im looking for a name.
i know she wont post titz but im fine as long as i get 20 thumbs. lol
User avatar #52 to #52 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
lol cool.
User avatar #53 to #53 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
so you has no name?
User avatar #54 to #54 - LeSquirt (12/05/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #55 to #55 - andriod (12/05/2010) [-]
ima idiot....


thanks.
User avatar #40 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
the game


User avatar #42 to #42 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
?
dont make me break out my vuvuzela!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZz
User avatar #43 to #43 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
dont make me ****** out my vuvuzela!
User avatar #44 to #44 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
it seems you are in a racist mood lol
User avatar #45 to #45 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
god, im back from a pool party, i am so sunburned... anyway, your supposed to put the word ****** in a sentence to replace another word.
"i left my umbrella at the busstop"
i left my ****** at the busstop.
i left my ****** at the ****** .
and so on..
User avatar #46 to #46 - andriod (06/27/2010) [-]
oh
that makes seance
but i t has no point.
your just gonna end up saying " ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
btw, good luck with your sunburn lol
trust me, within the next 10-25 mins. you be crying in aggony.
once you sit back and relax you start to feel the real pain.
if i wear you i would go find a aloe plant.
User avatar #47 to #47 - LeSquirt (06/27/2010) [-]
actually, i thoguht ahead, and put a fan on the sunburn area.
User avatar #38 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,141** my power level
User avatar #37 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 6,828** my power level
User avatar #36 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,483** my power level
User avatar #35 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 1,077** my power level
User avatar #34 - LeSquirt (05/26/2010) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 2,187** my power level
User avatar #56 to #35 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
ouch..... not over 9000
User avatar #57 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
lmao i know
User avatar #58 to #58 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 47,606** my power level
User avatar #60 to #59 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
*roll5* mine
User avatar #59 to #59 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 1,306**
lol fail
my power level
User avatar #63 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
OVER 9,000!!!!!
User avatar #62 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
**LeSquirt rolls 9,406**
User avatar #61 to #60 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
i forgot how to roll lmao
User avatar #64 to #62 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
**ninjapwnyourmom rolls 7,858**
IT'S OVER 9,000!!
User avatar #65 to #65 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
FUUUUUUU
User avatar #28 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate Whales........................
User avatar #29 to #29 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
They're just too big.....................
User avatar #30 to #30 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
It's Unatural................
User avatar #31 to #31 - LeSquirt (05/16/2010) [-]
I ******* LOVE WHALES.
User avatar #32 to #32 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
I hate You.............................
User avatar #33 to #33 - turdmonkey (05/16/2010) [-]
no im not japanese
#39 to #34 - GameboySP **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
ORLY o.O
User avatar #24 - Bacula (03/19/2010) [-]
I couldnt read your message because my inbox is glitched. but apparently you are mad at me because you removed me, Im sorry if i pissed you off for some reason. Good Day sir.
User avatar #25 to #25 - Slowpok (03/30/2010) [-]
ohai!
User avatar #26 to #26 - andriod (03/31/2010) [-]
ohia mr slowpok
#19 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
guys. no one comment on pictures at this periode.. there a Anon riots everywhere.
User avatar #18 - Aiwatcher (01/26/2010) [-]
Squirtles are adorable! Im more of a kabutops kinda guy myself, but Ima totally be yo friend!
#17 - commando **User deleted account** Comment deleted by LeSquirt [-]
#9 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/23/2010) [-]
well hellow there lesuirt have you ever thought about being a firema-pokemon
User avatar #48 to #9 - andriod (12/04/2010) [-]
oh wow,
this takes me back...
User avatar #20 to #9 - LeSquirt (02/23/2010) [-]
why is he mad at chu?
User avatar #10 to #9 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
no.
lol
#11 to #10 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
i have herd that ur french would u confirm or denie that fact
User avatar #12 to #11 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
yes.
#13 to #12 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
is eating snails considerd a del( **** cant spell word)a favored food
User avatar #14 to #13 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
i... im a vegetarian... kinda obvious...
#15 to #14 - lordanon **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
as i thought. i never fed my squirtel caterpies
yackyackyackyack
User avatar #16 to #15 - LeSquirt (01/24/2010) [-]
okay.. lol.
User avatar #5 - Swoopism (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #4 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
i dont care. you're still my dinner. im going to fry you with my amaterasu
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
amaterasu= the japenes sun god and now u know
#2 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
do you know mudkipz
User avatar #3 to #2 - LeSquirt (01/09/2010) [-]
why yes, i do.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [-]
mudkips isnt even a pokemon.
User avatar #1 - MangekyouSharingan (01/09/2010) [-]
ima eat you. ******* turtle
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shadowlordninek (01/14/2010) [-]
can i keep the shell?
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