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Gender: male
Age: 29
Video Games Played: League of Legends, L.A. Noire, GTA IV
Interests: Porn, sexuality, politics, philosophy
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Location:Somewhere where I dont know where I am
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 118419 total,  126483 ,  8064
Comment Thumbs: 4171 total,  4590 ,  419
Content Level Progress: 25.12% (1256/5000)
Level 310 Content: Wizard → Level 311 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1363
Content Views:36021247
Times Content Favorited:2382 times
Total Comments Made:1169
FJ Points:40451
Withdrawn and introverted. Infectiously perverted.

latest user's comments

#13 - There's a video of Marilyn Monroe blowing a guy and we'll neve…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/15/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 5 +319
#20 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
www.xvideos.com/video1278455/marilyn_monroe_blow_job_1950s_never_seen_before

never say never (fckin faggot JB ruined this phrase)
User avatar #228 - admiralen (06/16/2014) [-]
the dudes actions are hilarious, hes just obsessed with her hair
#226 - peyko (06/16/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled image** Mfw that's definately not Marilyn.
#148 - crusco (06/16/2014) [-]
Fake! but holy shit you guys will favorite anything with porn, more favorites than thumbs
#147 - nephtus (06/16/2014) [-]
don't you ever change, funnyjunk
User avatar #128 - mrsonic (06/16/2014) [-]
Most likely a look alike, since the video quality is so poor.
User avatar #89 - buttholee (06/15/2014) [-]
I haven't seen it. but these comments are telling me it's not worth 1.5 million
User avatar #215 - thewilder (06/16/2014) [-]
It looks like she is trying to smoke a cigarrete, rather than suck a dick.
#53 - kinggucciswagman (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #130 - schwerdaddy (06/16/2014) [-]
literally happens to every porn video that may be semi-interesting.
User avatar #44 - effort (06/15/2014) [-]
Can't tell if this is real or not....
#25 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
If that's even real, That guy who bought it must be a real dumbass to spend 1.5 Million on it.
User avatar #22 - thewilder (06/15/2014) [-]
That's one terrible blowjob
User avatar #18 - tomahawkkit (06/15/2014) [-]
theres also a video of johny depp jacking it while jumping off a sky scraper, but it will never be released
User avatar #47 - perform (06/15/2014) [-]
I have to agree though. It's hard to be jacking it while jumping off a sky scraper. No wonder he never released.
#33 - Amateurs. 06/15/2014 on i dont feel like it +2
#352 - So I am not allowed to love my Mother. Seems legit.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Gay Priviledge +1
User avatar #381 - ScottMJfan (06/13/2014) [-]
>For consummate love, there must be all 3 visual in a relationship.
>consummate love
>consummate

You don't want to fuck your own mother, do you?
#344 - No, they can't marry someone they lust after. A straight ma…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gay Priviledge +1
User avatar #351 - ScottMJfan (06/13/2014) [-]
Sternberg's Theory of Love says that to have true love, there must be 3 things:

- Commitment
- Passion (the actual sex)
- Intimacy (the act of getting to know one another)

For consummate love, there must be all 3 visual in a relationship.
User avatar #352 - LazierThanThou (06/13/2014) [-]
So I am not allowed to love my Mother.

Seems legit.
User avatar #381 - ScottMJfan (06/13/2014) [-]
>For consummate love, there must be all 3 visual in a relationship.
>consummate love
>consummate

You don't want to fuck your own mother, do you?
#335 - I did enjoy my seizure, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Gay Priviledge +2
#338 - professorbob (06/13/2014) [-]
You are quite welcome, good sir.
#23 - I can vouch for the truth of this. 06/12/2014 on compelling point +2
#97 - My apologies for using incorrect vernacular.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on The Shawshank Redemption +1
#98 - gayname (06/11/2014) [-]
**gayname rolled comment #4 ** :
did ya read the spoiler ? blue frosting very thick it was real cream not the buttery one at grocery stores

this comment will decide your fate.
#105 - Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. 06/10/2014 on People are bastards 0
#1 - God has a computer? Wow, think of his porn folder...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on GODammit 0
User avatar #12 - helenwheels (06/11/2014) [-]
His porn folder is the entire universe.
#2 - "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." Great show.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on The Shawshank Redemption +147
#92 - reelintheyears (06/11/2014) [-]
Big statement to say on funnyjunk m8
#71 - gayname (06/11/2014) [-]
It's a movie mate.
User avatar #97 - LazierThanThou (06/11/2014) [-]
My apologies for using incorrect vernacular.
#98 - gayname (06/11/2014) [-]
**gayname rolled comment #4 ** :
did ya read the spoiler ? blue frosting very thick it was real cream not the buttery one at grocery stores

this comment will decide your fate.
#166 - I'll probably just get banned again. 06/05/2014 on How will you break your FJ... 0
#588 - Indeed I am. 05/28/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
#586 - Same here. Have a good one. 05/27/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
#584 - That's really good to hear. Hate to be a downer, but …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
User avatar #585 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
#582 - Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
User avatar #583 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
#580 - Well enough. Yourself?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
User avatar #581 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
better. gonna go to college, getting a job soon hopefully
User avatar #582 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.
User avatar #583 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
#578 - Hello.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
User avatar #579 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
how've you been?
User avatar #580 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Well enough.

Yourself?
User avatar #581 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
better. gonna go to college, getting a job soon hopefully
User avatar #582 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.
User avatar #583 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
#576 - Fresh start. Maybe this time I wont get banned.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/27/2014 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
User avatar #577 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
HEY!
User avatar #578 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #579 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
how've you been?
User avatar #580 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Well enough.

Yourself?
User avatar #581 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
better. gonna go to college, getting a job soon hopefully
User avatar #582 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.
User avatar #583 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
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#598 - LazierThanThou (07/22/2014) [-]
Well that escalated quickly.
User avatar #599 to #598 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [-]
god damn and I thought I got a lot of those things
User avatar #600 to #599 - LazierThanThou (07/22/2014) [-]
In retrospect, I'm betting it was just a bug or something. I probably didn't earn all of them.

I'm curious, though. How many did you get?
User avatar #601 to #600 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [-]
I only got 2 from **** but I have 39 atm from reposting **** and have probably had close to 50 in total, it seems easier to get them like that than **** though since I don't often see many **** content's with over 150 thumbs unless it's some camwhore
User avatar #602 to #601 - LazierThanThou (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, the amount of thumbs you can get in **** seems to have dropped somewhat. I remember a back when you could get 200-300 thumbs pretty easy. Perhaps people just didn't thumb down as much back then, though.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. See ya around.
User avatar #603 to #602 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [-]
bye
User avatar #593 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
Actually sorry it's.
SS-Obersturmbannführer Lazier.
User avatar #594 to #593 - LazierThanThou (06/30/2014) [-]
That's quite the title. Any particular reason you're giving it to me?
User avatar #595 to #594 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
No particular reason Fuhrer Lazier you just seem awesome as fak.
User avatar #596 to #595 - LazierThanThou (06/30/2014) [-]
One does ones best.
User avatar #597 to #596 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
As always Obersturmbannführer, of course.
User avatar #592 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
Heil UberFruher Lazier
User avatar #589 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#590 to #589 - LazierThanThou (06/19/2014) [-]
It was everything I dreamed it would be.
User avatar #591 to #590 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
This is everything I feared it would be
User avatar #587 - finalrendition (05/27/2014) [-]
HE'S BACK
User avatar #588 to #587 - LazierThanThou (05/28/2014) [-]
Indeed I am.
User avatar #576 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Fresh start.

Maybe this time I wont get banned.
User avatar #577 to #576 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
HEY!
User avatar #578 to #577 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #579 to #578 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
how've you been?
User avatar #580 to #579 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Well enough.

Yourself?
User avatar #581 to #580 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
better. gonna go to college, getting a job soon hopefully
User avatar #582 to #581 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.
User avatar #583 to #582 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 to #583 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 to #584 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 to #585 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
 
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