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Age: 29
Video Games Played: League of Legends, L.A. Noire, GTA IV
Interests: Porn, sexuality, politics, philosophy
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Location:Somewhere where I dont know where I am
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#22 - How do I know? Simple, I don't have any friends. Wai… 3 hours ago on Clever Tumblr Title 0
#210 - That's a cause I can get behind. 17 hours ago on Videos in comments 0
#16 - A sad, terrible, awful hoax that I masturbated to furiously. 23 hours ago on Genius +12
#127 - She doesn't change him. He's been through many years of thera… 07/28/2014 on 50 Shaves a day 0
#101 - Actually Christian, the main guy character, is seeking therapy…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on 50 Shaves a day 0
User avatar #120 - theexo (07/28/2014) [-]
So it's a book about this one woman who changes him because of love. So what, should abused women use this like a bible on what to do with their abusive husbands? Love them harder?
User avatar #127 - LazierThanThou (07/28/2014) [-]
She doesn't change him. He's been through many years of therapy prior to meeting her. She's a sort of catalyst inside of him that makes him want to go that last final yard.

Until meeting her, he wasn't ready for a real relationship. He was getting there through the aforementioned therapy, but wasn't there yet. Even after meeting her, he's still not quite there. He has will and determination, but you don't just unfuck up yourself mentally because someone appears in your life that you want to be with.

Women who are in abusive relationships should #1. Get the fuck out and #2. Get therapy for themselves.
#203 - I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the national debt. 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#101 - So, the question of if something is welfare or not is reliant … 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#43 - The US spends more on education than any other nation in the w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#88 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
social sercirity is not welfare. you pay into it your whole life and if politicians would stop taking money out of it that they never put back it would be self sustaining.

you pay into it so you can have it when you retire but if the gov raids it over and over then it runs dry.
User avatar #101 - LazierThanThou (07/26/2014) [-]
So, the question of if something is welfare or not is reliant upon whether or not you pay taxes? Because, even though it has a special distinction in the tax code, all of your social security tax money goes directly into the same pool of money as your income tax. Therefore, Medicare/Medicade are no longer welfare programs, because you pay into them. Food stamps are no longer welfare because you pay into them. Corporate welfare is no longer welfare because you pay into it.

Social security is not just a retirement program, it also takes care of the disabled, maternity leave, and unemployment. People unable to work go to social security offices in order to get money to survive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_security

Social security is now and has always been a welfare program.
#41 - Defense spending 19% vs Social Security: 24%…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#42 - slightest (07/26/2014) [-]
Depending on what you want to lump into welfare, you could add just about anything. Heck you could even add defense spending to it. Medicaid, Medicare, and CHIP, more healthcare. I would see welfare as: Money into a poor persons pocket. These programs do not pay the people under them, but simply pay for medical needs of people who can't afford their own insurance. I think there should be a limit as to whether or not you're allowed into one of these insurances, depending on how much income you receive. Nevertheless, we would not be having the problem of students going into debt and going onto welfare and becoming bankrupt and sinking the problem further, if they could actually afford to go to school, or to get an education. That little 1% that should realistically be much higher than what it currently is, but isn't, because education doesn't matter to those who are actually in office.
User avatar #43 - LazierThanThou (07/26/2014) [-]
The US spends more on education than any other nation in the world.

www.studentsfirst.org/blog/entry/u.s.-education-spending-tops-other-countries

The politicians don't care about education? Money spent on education gets funneled into the pockets of unions, who then spend that money on politicians. Of course they care about spending money on education!

Honestly, if Social Security(which is what covers people with disabilities) and Medicare/cade don't count as social welfare programs, then I have no idea what definition of social welfare program you could possibly conceive of.
#88 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
social sercirity is not welfare. you pay into it your whole life and if politicians would stop taking money out of it that they never put back it would be self sustaining.

you pay into it so you can have it when you retire but if the gov raids it over and over then it runs dry.
User avatar #101 - LazierThanThou (07/26/2014) [-]
So, the question of if something is welfare or not is reliant upon whether or not you pay taxes? Because, even though it has a special distinction in the tax code, all of your social security tax money goes directly into the same pool of money as your income tax. Therefore, Medicare/Medicade are no longer welfare programs, because you pay into them. Food stamps are no longer welfare because you pay into them. Corporate welfare is no longer welfare because you pay into it.

Social security is not just a retirement program, it also takes care of the disabled, maternity leave, and unemployment. People unable to work go to social security offices in order to get money to survive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_security

Social security is now and has always been a welfare program.
#39 - The majority of the US spending is done on social welfare prog…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#40 - slightest (07/26/2014) [-]
In some places, this aid is needed. I just think there needs to be more regulation so you separate out those who are lazy with those who truly do need the aid. Bright people who will no doubt better the future. I think in order to get welfare.. You must A. Have drug tests. B. Be disabled in some way other than being fat or something that prevents you from getting a job. Alternatively, if you're a homeless child, you should also get aid.

To be put simply, those who need help should get it. Those who are getting it simply so they can be lazy, don't need it.

P.S. You're wrong. The majority of US spending is not done on social welfare programs, for it to be majority it would have to take up the most amount of money. Its a big problem, but its not the biggest problem, and its by no means the only big problem.
User avatar #41 - LazierThanThou (07/26/2014) [-]
Defense spending 19%

vs

Social Security: 24%
Medicare, Medicaid, and CHIP: 22%

Hmm, is 46% smaller or larger than 19%? It's smaller, isn't it? I failed maths quite frequently back in High School so I'm not entirely sure.

www.cbpp.org/cms/?fa=view&id=1258
#42 - slightest (07/26/2014) [-]
Depending on what you want to lump into welfare, you could add just about anything. Heck you could even add defense spending to it. Medicaid, Medicare, and CHIP, more healthcare. I would see welfare as: Money into a poor persons pocket. These programs do not pay the people under them, but simply pay for medical needs of people who can't afford their own insurance. I think there should be a limit as to whether or not you're allowed into one of these insurances, depending on how much income you receive. Nevertheless, we would not be having the problem of students going into debt and going onto welfare and becoming bankrupt and sinking the problem further, if they could actually afford to go to school, or to get an education. That little 1% that should realistically be much higher than what it currently is, but isn't, because education doesn't matter to those who are actually in office.
User avatar #43 - LazierThanThou (07/26/2014) [-]
The US spends more on education than any other nation in the world.

www.studentsfirst.org/blog/entry/u.s.-education-spending-tops-other-countries

The politicians don't care about education? Money spent on education gets funneled into the pockets of unions, who then spend that money on politicians. Of course they care about spending money on education!

Honestly, if Social Security(which is what covers people with disabilities) and Medicare/cade don't count as social welfare programs, then I have no idea what definition of social welfare program you could possibly conceive of.
#88 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
social sercirity is not welfare. you pay into it your whole life and if politicians would stop taking money out of it that they never put back it would be self sustaining.

you pay into it so you can have it when you retire but if the gov raids it over and over then it runs dry.
User avatar #101 - LazierThanThou (07/26/2014) [-]
So, the question of if something is welfare or not is reliant upon whether or not you pay taxes? Because, even though it has a special distinction in the tax code, all of your social security tax money goes directly into the same pool of money as your income tax. Therefore, Medicare/Medicade are no longer welfare programs, because you pay into them. Food stamps are no longer welfare because you pay into them. Corporate welfare is no longer welfare because you pay into it.

Social security is not just a retirement program, it also takes care of the disabled, maternity leave, and unemployment. People unable to work go to social security offices in order to get money to survive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_security

Social security is now and has always been a welfare program.
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#598 - LazierThanThou (07/22/2014) [-]
Well that escalated quickly.
User avatar #599 to #598 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [-]
god damn and I thought I got a lot of those things
User avatar #600 to #599 - LazierThanThou (07/22/2014) [-]
In retrospect, I'm betting it was just a bug or something. I probably didn't earn all of them.

I'm curious, though. How many did you get?
User avatar #601 to #600 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [-]
I only got 2 from NSFW but I have 39 atm from reposting shit and have probably had close to 50 in total, it seems easier to get them like that than NSFW though since I don't often see many NSFW content's with over 150 thumbs unless it's some camwhore
User avatar #602 to #601 - LazierThanThou (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, the amount of thumbs you can get in NSFW seems to have dropped somewhat. I remember a back when you could get 200-300 thumbs pretty easy. Perhaps people just didn't thumb down as much back then, though.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. See ya around.
User avatar #603 to #602 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [-]
bye
User avatar #593 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
Actually sorry it's.
SS-Obersturmbannf├╝hrer Lazier.
User avatar #594 to #593 - LazierThanThou (06/30/2014) [-]
That's quite the title. Any particular reason you're giving it to me?
User avatar #595 to #594 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
No particular reason Fuhrer Lazier you just seem awesome as fak.
User avatar #596 to #595 - LazierThanThou (06/30/2014) [-]
One does ones best.
User avatar #597 to #596 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
As always Obersturmbannf├╝hrer, of course.
User avatar #592 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
Heil UberFruher Lazier
User avatar #589 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
#590 to #589 - LazierThanThou (06/19/2014) [-]
It was everything I dreamed it would be.
User avatar #591 to #590 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
This is everything I feared it would be
User avatar #587 - finalrendition (05/27/2014) [-]
HE'S BACK
User avatar #588 to #587 - LazierThanThou (05/28/2014) [-]
Indeed I am.
User avatar #576 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Fresh start.

Maybe this time I wont get banned.
User avatar #577 to #576 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
HEY!
User avatar #578 to #577 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #579 to #578 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
how've you been?
User avatar #580 to #579 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Well enough.

Yourself?
User avatar #581 to #580 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
better. gonna go to college, getting a job soon hopefully
User avatar #582 to #581 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.
User avatar #583 to #582 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 to #583 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 to #584 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 to #585 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
 
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