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Gender: male
Age: 29
Video Games Played: League of Legends, L.A. Noire, GTA IV
Interests: Porn, sexuality, politics, philosophy
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Location:Somewhere where I dont know where I am
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#4 - Why not just take care of yourself? He has the presence of mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Productivity in a time of need 0
User avatar #6 - centurionprime (11 hours ago) [-]
there's no way you're lazier.
#26 - All of which confirm to me that being lazy is the way to go. … 14 hours ago on Encourage their ass +2
#14 - Actually, you should tell them that they're doing a lot of dam…  [+] (5 new replies) 17 hours ago on Encourage their ass +21
#20 - robuntu (14 hours ago) [-]
People 'should' do a lot of things. The last thing people want is a busybody telling them how they should be living.

I'm not saying you aren't right, but there is an endless list of things we shouldn't do.

Low impact exercise? So maybe the fat guy takes up cycling....but then someone else comes along and says, 'You shouldn't cycle! It can cause infertility and erectile dysfunction'. Swimming? No, long term exposure to chlorine found in swimming pools can cause lung damage, tooth corrosion and even cancer.

Maybe he should just hit the gym? Pump some iron. Inevitably, he'll have bad form, since even top experts disagree on proper form of some lifts. Not only that, lifting heavy weights increases the risk of eye problems like glaucoma and eye floaters.

No matter how you decide to live your life, plenty of people will find fault with it. And they'll be right. With medical studies to prove their point. And exercise is pretty much the best thing you can do. Dieting is 50 times more open for debate. Trying to get in shape? Whatever you eat, someone will, helpfully, point out it's wrong.

Go to two different personal trainers, each with four-year degrees in sports-science and they'll give you two different routines with two different diets.

User avatar #82 - scorcho (10 hours ago) [-]
when it comes down to it, disputes in fitness theories are mostly only intresting for people who are really bent on getting the absolute best of training. As long as you are not a bodybuilder, just do some proper exercise, reduce your calorie intake, eat well and healthy and you're on your way to a fit lifestyle.
#43 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
TLR Version Life will kill you faster than jogging.
User avatar #26 - LazierThanThou (14 hours ago) [-]
All of which confirm to me that being lazy is the way to go.

Lazy master race not bothering to report in.
#25 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
you should lose some weight, fatass
#47 - You're right. I'm an amateur innocent child ****** . 20 hours ago on 22 of 86 casualties were kids 0
#18 - Comment deleted 21 hours ago on ITT: Feels Story Part 1 +3
#37 - Well, I know I had to go to a 4 year college to earn my degree…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on 22 of 86 casualties were kids 0
User avatar #46 - mhden (20 hours ago) [-]
You cant fool me , you are to lazy to go to college .
User avatar #47 - LazierThanThou (20 hours ago) [-]
You're right. I'm an amateur innocent child murder.
#23 - Picture 07/11/2014 on your life in one gif +2
#4 - So...did he find it? 07/11/2014 on he wants the c +2
#8 - Is it not? 07/10/2014 on I dont have the heart to... 0
#60 - Sorry, that link doesn't really go anywhere. However, someone… 07/10/2014 on Meanwhile in alternate... 0
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User avatar #593 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
Actually sorry it's.
SS-Obersturmbannf├╝hrer Lazier.
User avatar #594 to #593 - LazierThanThou (06/30/2014) [-]
That's quite the title. Any particular reason you're giving it to me?
User avatar #595 to #594 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
No particular reason Fuhrer Lazier you just seem awesome as fak.
User avatar #596 to #595 - LazierThanThou (06/30/2014) [-]
One does ones best.
User avatar #597 to #596 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
As always Obersturmbannf├╝hrer, of course.
User avatar #592 - ubisoft (06/30/2014) [-]
Heil UberFruher Lazier
User avatar #589 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#590 to #589 - LazierThanThou (06/19/2014) [-]
It was everything I dreamed it would be.
User avatar #591 to #590 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
This is everything I feared it would be
User avatar #587 - finalrendition (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #588 to #587 - LazierThanThou (05/28/2014) [-]
Indeed I am.
User avatar #576 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Fresh start.

Maybe this time I wont get banned.
User avatar #577 to #576 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #578 to #577 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #579 to #578 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
how've you been?
User avatar #580 to #579 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Well enough.

User avatar #581 to #580 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
better. gonna go to college, getting a job soon hopefully
User avatar #582 to #581 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Congratulations. Sounds like things are going well for you.
User avatar #583 to #582 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
they are! things are probably the best they've ever been for me now
User avatar #584 to #583 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
That's really good to hear.

Hate to be a downer, but I was about to get to bed when you contacted me. I'm really beat, so I'm gonna get to sleep.

I'll talk to you later.
User avatar #585 to #584 - Sunset (05/27/2014) [-]
night man. nice to see you around again
User avatar #586 to #585 - LazierThanThou (05/27/2014) [-]
Same here. Have a good one.
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