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LazerFish

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Date Signed Up:4/07/2010
Last Login:11/20/2013
Location:CANADA
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#541 - I'm an atheist, but i'm still skeptical that a lot of those we…  [+] (11 replies) 09/13/2011 on gzus krist +2
#542 - anon (09/13/2011) [-]
these were taken from context, from the old testament. The old testament is Christianity. If christians won't take into account their only bit of info that they have, and make up their own stuff, they are just a lying cult
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#598 - advokat (09/14/2011) [-]
Also, you can't have it both ways. You can't say "Jesus promoted this" and then say that Jesus didn't exist.
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#544 - LazerFish (09/13/2011) [-]
the old testament is the base for Judaism btw, also known as the torah. christianity wasnt created until after jesus died. also, jesus wasn't FROM the old testament, so how could you say jesus promoted all those terrible things?

and that last sentence turned pretty nonsensical, so im unsure as how to reply to that.

lastly, do you really think a website with a controversial name like evilbible is ever going to make christians want to change?
#550 - HolyShit (09/13/2011) [-]
you do know that the christian bible has both old and new testament right? and the fact that the god that jesus mentions is the from the old testament. So if the god from the old testament promoted all those things shouldn't jesus believe in those things also? or did god change his mind? but isnt god supposed to be eternal, and never changing? he is god after all, which means he should be perfect. So why should a perfect being ever have a need to change his mind? or maybe he is not perfect. whats the point in worshiping an imperfect being?
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#553 - LazerFish (09/13/2011) [-]
look. I already know he doesn't exist. you don't have to bombard me. secondly, of fucking course i know that the bible consists of the old and new testament. the thing you left out was that in the new testament jesus was supposed to be the same as god. he was part of the trinity of son father and holy spirit, so he could change his earlier teachings. again, i dont believe in it, im just trying to see both sides.


getting away from that dreary subject, here's my favorite question to ask a christian.
"If Adam and Eve were innocent (without a concept of right and wrong) when they were instructed not to eat from the tree of knowledge, then how is it they're fault when they didn't know that it was wrong?"
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#584 - marsher (09/13/2011) [-]
They knew not to disobey God. They knew God was right but they still disobeyed Him.

It's kinda like not knowing WHY a rule is there, but knowing it is there for a good reason. Does that make any sense, at all? I'm having trouble putting this into words.
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#597 - LazerFish (09/14/2011) [-]
they didnt understand that disobeying god was bad. they had no semblance of right and wrong.
#547 - HolyShit (09/13/2011) [-]
Because jesus was a jew?
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#549 - LazerFish (09/13/2011) [-]
and all jews promote the same ideals? that's like saying all muslims are terrorists.
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#552 - DoktorHax (09/13/2011) [-]
wait, they aren't?
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#551 - lpjazzman (09/13/2011) [-]
glad we cleared that up...
#1273 - you are ******* against the advancement of the human race.  [+] (2 replies) 08/30/2011 on Operation Donate -3
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#1294 - anon (08/30/2011) [-]
you are not a parasite right u parasited your mom for 9 months u dumb fuck
#31 - what the **** happened to the Dance Commander from green fj.  [+] (1 reply) 08/22/2011 on Expired. +3
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#43 - psylime (08/22/2011) [-]
or the Dance Commander from the yellow fj, when the only things on the sight were lol cats and demotivationals