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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/07/2010
Last Login:11/20/2013
Location:CANADA
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#541 - I'm an atheist, but i'm still skeptical that a lot of those we…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/13/2011 on gzus krist +2
#542 - anonymous (09/13/2011) [-]
these were taken from context, from the old testament. The old testament is Christianity. If christians won't take into account their only bit of info that they have, and make up their own stuff, they are just a lying cult
User avatar #598 - advokat (09/14/2011) [-]
Also, you can't have it both ways. You can't say "Jesus promoted this" and then say that Jesus didn't exist.
User avatar #544 - LazerFish (09/13/2011) [-]
the old testament is the base for Judaism btw, also known as the torah. christianity wasnt created until after jesus died. also, jesus wasn't FROM the old testament, so how could you say jesus promoted all those terrible things?

and that last sentence turned pretty nonsensical, so im unsure as how to reply to that.

lastly, do you really think a website with a controversial name like evilbible is ever going to make christians want to change?
#550 - HolyShit (09/13/2011) [-]
you do know that the christian bible has both old and new testament right? and the fact that the god that jesus mentions is the from the old testament. So if the god from the old testament promoted all those things shouldn't jesus believe in those things also? or did god change his mind? but isnt god supposed to be eternal, and never changing? he is god after all, which means he should be perfect. So why should a perfect being ever have a need to change his mind? or maybe he is not perfect. whats the point in worshiping an imperfect being?
User avatar #553 - LazerFish (09/13/2011) [-]
look. I already know he doesn't exist. you don't have to bombard me. secondly, of fucking course i know that the bible consists of the old and new testament. the thing you left out was that in the new testament jesus was supposed to be the same as god. he was part of the trinity of son father and holy spirit, so he could change his earlier teachings. again, i dont believe in it, im just trying to see both sides.


getting away from that dreary subject, here's my favorite question to ask a christian.
"If Adam and Eve were innocent (without a concept of right and wrong) when they were instructed not to eat from the tree of knowledge, then how is it they're fault when they didn't know that it was wrong?"
User avatar #584 - marsher (09/13/2011) [-]
They knew not to disobey God. They knew God was right but they still disobeyed Him.

It's kinda like not knowing WHY a rule is there, but knowing it is there for a good reason. Does that make any sense, at all? I'm having trouble putting this into words.
User avatar #597 - LazerFish (09/14/2011) [-]
they didnt understand that disobeying god was bad. they had no semblance of right and wrong.
#547 - HolyShit (09/13/2011) [-]
Because jesus was a jew?
User avatar #549 - LazerFish (09/13/2011) [-]
and all jews promote the same ideals? that's like saying all muslims are terrorists.
User avatar #552 - DoktorHax (09/13/2011) [-]
wait, they aren't?
User avatar #551 - lpjazzman (09/13/2011) [-]
glad we cleared that up...
#1457 - ladies and gents, we stand here today to honor what could poss… 09/11/2011 on jenga +12
#52 - you know why they exist? because we wont ******* … 09/03/2011 on SCONE'e'mon +1
#514 - there isnt actually any porn here. 08/31/2011 on Funny T shirt comp. 6 0
#514 - i knoooow, i knoooow, for suuure, that life is beautiful arooo… 08/31/2011 on Daft Punk at our Ball 0
#404 - its like reddit threw up all over the place.... 08/30/2011 on Another 5 Minutes of your... +2
#1273 - you are ******* against the advancement of the hu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2011 on Operation Donate -3
#1284 - lokikore has deleted their comment.
#1294 - anonymous (08/30/2011) [-]
you are not a parasite right u parasited your mom for 9 months u dumb fuck
#1151 - goodbye voice of reason. i liked you. 08/28/2011 on Redhead FTW +4
#31 - what the **** happened to the Dance Commander f…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2011 on Expired. +3
User avatar #43 - psylime (08/22/2011) [-]
or the Dance Commander from the yellow fj, when the only things on the sight were lol cats and demotivationals
#73 - (im gonna start the slow clap here, ....................k?) … 08/22/2011 on Holy Spaceballs +2
#104 - **** , is jb hate supposed to be funny again? this… 08/22/2011 on Whyyy chrome 0
#107 - (╯°□°)╯LOGICAL AS **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2011 on oooo a penny +1
User avatar #108 - Tynan (08/21/2011) [-]
FUCK LOGIC!
#103 - nah, not all, i just never got into the cod series.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2011 on oooo a penny 0
User avatar #104 - Tynan (08/20/2011) [-]
To be honest, i reluctantly bought modern warfare 2, and reluctantly bought black ops, i dont know why im buying MW3, maybe it can redeem itself.
User avatar #107 - LazerFish (08/21/2011) [-]
(╯°□°)╯LOGICAL AS SHIT.
User avatar #108 - Tynan (08/21/2011) [-]
FUCK LOGIC!
#101 - ******* absolutely :D and dead island, and deus e…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2011 on oooo a penny 0
User avatar #102 - Tynan (08/20/2011) [-]
Same here bro! But Im buying BF3 and MW3 so you probably hate me for being a stupid fanboy...
User avatar #103 - LazerFish (08/20/2011) [-]
nah, not all, i just never got into the cod series.
User avatar #104 - Tynan (08/20/2011) [-]
To be honest, i reluctantly bought modern warfare 2, and reluctantly bought black ops, i dont know why im buying MW3, maybe it can redeem itself.
User avatar #107 - LazerFish (08/21/2011) [-]
(╯°□°)╯LOGICAL AS SHIT.
User avatar #108 - Tynan (08/21/2011) [-]
FUCK LOGIC!
#42 - oh i love EB games. I live in canada, but i'm great friends wi…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2011 on oooo a penny 0
User avatar #62 - Tynan (08/20/2011) [-]
Hey Bruh, you excited for Skyrim? :D
User avatar #101 - LazerFish (08/20/2011) [-]
fucking absolutely :D and dead island, and deus ex, and battlefield and skyward sword!

im gonna be so fucking broke for months.....
User avatar #102 - Tynan (08/20/2011) [-]
Same here bro! But Im buying BF3 and MW3 so you probably hate me for being a stupid fanboy...
User avatar #103 - LazerFish (08/20/2011) [-]
nah, not all, i just never got into the cod series.
User avatar #104 - Tynan (08/20/2011) [-]
To be honest, i reluctantly bought modern warfare 2, and reluctantly bought black ops, i dont know why im buying MW3, maybe it can redeem itself.
User avatar #107 - LazerFish (08/21/2011) [-]
(╯°□°)╯LOGICAL AS SHIT.
User avatar #108 - Tynan (08/21/2011) [-]
FUCK LOGIC!
#46 - ananananon (08/20/2011) [-]
#518 - haha, i made a post like this a year ago, except it was funny.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2011 on Facebook (1) +5
User avatar #526 - AcerbicSleight (08/20/2011) [-]
Heh.
#317 - no worries. i was scared of wizard of oz for some reason. 08/20/2011 on Troll Dad Training +1
#193 - Funnyjunk isn't better then tumblr nowadays...... bring… 08/19/2011 on When my mom thinks she's funny -3
#293 - How about that movie were zooey deschanel plays the quirky lov…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2011 on Evolution +9
#306 - speightsix has deleted their comment.
#332 - yoooo, me too. 08/17/2011 on Harry Potter Comp. 7 0
#1176 - yep, just read through it again. she's alive in the manga.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2011 on Cartoon Relationships 3 0
User avatar #1239 - DaBliss (08/17/2011) [-]
WOOT!
#1094 - nope. im way past the pain fight in the manga, almost totally …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2011 on Cartoon Relationships 3 0
User avatar #1176 - LazerFish (08/17/2011) [-]
yep, just read through it again. she's alive in the manga.
User avatar #1239 - DaBliss (08/17/2011) [-]
WOOT!
#51 - First time was about 2 weeks ago. it doesn't feel that differe… 08/13/2011 on Silly potheads +1
#299 - I got a better one. A horse walks into a bar, the barte…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2011 on Two guys in a bar +2
#304 - EmilySnicket (08/13/2011) [-]
Then the bartender said "What are you doing here Sarah Jessica Parker?"
#368 - i grew up on dbz and i am a nice guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2011 on Awesome Random Compilation 0
User avatar #370 - LegendaryPeanut (08/13/2011) [-]
Well good for you :D I know a couple people who are crazy and homophobic as fuck and they still watch DBZ.

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#1 - flesheater ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
due to a bout of rampant homosex on fj it seems u left for faggotville?
User avatar #2 to #1 - LazerFish (03/04/2013) [-]
ye
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