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LazerFish Avatar Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:4/07/2010
Last Login:10/17/2011
Location:CANADA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Ban reason:there was never a function that blocked reposts idiot
Content Thumbs: 29621 total,  32350 ,  2729
Comment Thumbs: 6788 total,  10383 ,  3595
Content Level Progress: 62.1% (621/1000)
Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 267 Comments: Pure Win → Level 268 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:18
Content Views:147491
Times Content Favorited:3890 times
Total Comments Made:4718
FJ Points:13017
Favorite Tags: funny (4) | Cards (3) | meme (3)
I came to fuck bitches.
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    title Homer

latest user's comments

#722 - Level 268 fuck yeah! 10/17/2011 on New levels and their... +5
#268 - admin's supple, long, ripped, muscular body , i don't care wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2011 on Funnyjunk is dying +2
#356 - distractedatheist (10/20/2011) [-]
not tryna be a dick but
1 reposts are not a bad thing if its a repost and has 5000 thumbs means ether it was funny a second time or people havn't seen it before
2 dont pull that hipster shit sites still good and i laugh just as much as i did when it was green
3 i dont want just a couple of comic makers making up funny junk and not letting us have any diversity
#358 - anonymous (10/20/2011) [-]
Well one thing you definitely can't dispute. the admin's supple, long, ripped, muscular bodyistration sucks. I was a fairly dedicated user for a year and a half with over 35,000 thumbs, but i got banned for that comment.

And i don't laugh at this site anymore. It's literally all Rage Comics taken from Reddit or things that are so far from funny that it hurts.

Also also, that's silly, there was still plenty of diversity when the comic makers were around.

Also also also, grammar.
#849 - tell stumble i said thank you. 10/13/2011 on Oh God. 0
#31 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRrU-tG9uZw Never For… 10/12/2011 on mrsquiggly's profile 0
#313 - You are a terrible person you know this yes? 10/11/2011 on LazerFish's profile 0
#1523 - the happiest Admin ever! , you are the most bi-polar sonovabe… 10/04/2011 on Happy Admin +3
#800 - YOU ARE NOT SPREADING LOVE OUR TOLERANCE. 09/26/2011 on What did I not deliver? 0
#141 - Don't want to say I told you guys so, buuuut......... … 09/20/2011 on TheDesigner's Confession 0
#8292 - ^.^ I discovered reddit. it broke my fj addiction. because hon…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2011 on Obscurity's profile 0
User avatar #8293 - Obscurity (09/20/2011) [-]
Bye dude

Have fun
#8249 - so, yeah, im done with fj. bye.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2011 on Obscurity's profile 0
User avatar #8250 - Obscurity (09/18/2011) [-]
Why?
User avatar #8292 - LazerFish (09/20/2011) [-]
^.^ I discovered reddit. it broke my fj addiction. because honestly, the front page post the other day was pictures of jim carrey. I've gotten sick of this site.

actually, the only reason i stuck around for so long was because there is so many good people on this site.

so, have fun bro, i shan't be back, except maybe in a week or two to check if i have any notifications to take care of.
User avatar #8293 - Obscurity (09/20/2011) [-]
Bye dude

Have fun
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User avatar #315 - TheRealGrammarNazi (10/28/2011) [-]
You are missed, didn't even know you were banned...You'll never see this anyway
#316 to #315 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
I saw it :P sorry, i couldn't really tell anyone. I've moved over to reddit anyways and im far happier because of it.

Really now. pretty little princess in a dresss a fucking cunt.
User avatar #301 - indiekid (08/09/2011) [-]
what do you want as your avatar?
User avatar #302 to #301 - LazerFish (08/10/2011) [-]
a lazerfish with a mustache, rippling muscles, and a full head of hair.
User avatar #303 to #302 - indiekid (08/10/2011) [-]
LOL ill get started 2morro
User avatar #307 to #303 - LazerFish (08/20/2011) [-]
i'm never getting this am i ._.
User avatar #308 to #307 - indiekid (08/20/2011) [-]
SORRY BRO :O

my intrenetz got turned off and i forgot what you wanted....

i will definitely make it bud
User avatar #313 to #308 - LazerFish (10/11/2011) [-]
You are a terrible person you know this yes?
User avatar #307 to #308 - LazerFish (09/05/2011) [-]
nevermind bruh.
User avatar #306 to #305 - indiekid (08/28/2011) [-]
OH CRAP

im a bad person.

i will get to it soon buddy D:
User avatar #297 - gisteve (08/08/2011) [-]
Cool?
User avatar #298 to #297 - LazerFish (08/08/2011) [-]
sorry man, i was just getting sick of the pm's
User avatar #299 to #298 - gisteve (08/08/2011) [-]
Alright. Could've told me stop sending them to you but aight fuck you too then.
User avatar #300 to #299 - LazerFish (08/08/2011) [-]
dont have to make such a big deal out of it, its not like we've ever had a conversation. I'm kinda deciding right now that i made the right decision anyways.
#294 - indiekid (08/08/2011) [-]
HERE IT IS BROHAN

tell me wut ya thank
#295 to #294 - LazerFish (08/08/2011) [-]
th-thank you :D
th-thank you :D
User avatar #296 to #295 - indiekid (08/08/2011) [-]
your welcome :D
User avatar #293 - isoptimus **User deleted account** (08/06/2011) [-]
Nick. IM isn't working
User avatar #290 - AMATORY (07/14/2011) [-]
Dude, thanks for the link to this, so having this playing in the background while browsing now... *brofist through the internet*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKcChGsDqnU&feature=youtu.be
User avatar #291 to #290 - LazerFish (07/14/2011) [-]
yeah its sweet isn't it? to bad it's so short though...

so whats it is with you?
#292 to #291 - AMATORY (07/14/2011) [-]
I'm not sure I understand the last question, so here is a picture for teh lulz
#287 - comradesaintjames **User deleted account** (07/06/2011) [-]
User avatar #288 to #287 - LazerFish (07/06/2011) [-]
how what? is that real?
#289 to #288 - comradesaintjames **User deleted account** (07/06/2011) [-]
ya i was trying to add someone and this came up so i was like "not worth it" and left it at that lol
User avatar #281 - thesaiyans (06/27/2011) [-]
Ur content ranking says 668.

U mad?
User avatar #282 to #281 - LazerFish (06/27/2011) [-]
shiit. damn those two people.
User avatar #273 - RACECAR (06/24/2011) [-]
Never heard of Angel Beats. Is it any good? I usually prefer anime with comedy but occasionally I do watch some serious ones with good fight scenes and shit.
User avatar #274 to #273 - LazerFish (06/24/2011) [-]
Its good, got good comedy and action, awesome music, and there's only 12 episodes (i think.)

link: http://www.animefreak.tv/watch/angel-beats-episode-1-online
User avatar #275 to #274 - RACECAR (06/24/2011) [-]
Word. I'll check it out. There are only a few animes that I can bare with having a lot of episodes and they are the Dragon Ball trilogy (GT sucks, though) and Yu Yu Hakusho.
User avatar #276 to #275 - LazerFish (06/24/2011) [-]
hmmm.... im more into reading the manga anyways, but fuck me if i don't love watching DBZ, Naruto, One Piece, and everything else i used to watch on friday nights. what is yu yu hakusho?
#277 to #276 - RACECAR (06/24/2011) [-]
It was on Toonami with DBZ. It's a fighting show with much less energy waves. It actually has most of the same english voice actors as DBZ so it's fun to see who you recognize. Also my favorite character from any anime ever is on it, Hiei. He's pretty much the Vegeta of the show and he uses the same voice actor as Android 17.
User avatar #278 to #277 - LazerFish (06/24/2011) [-]
sounds manly. I never did get Toonami sadly, i was busy living your average poor impoverished canadian lifestyle.
User avatar #279 to #278 - RACECAR (06/24/2011) [-]
Oh, that sucks. Well, if your in the mood to watch a 112 episode series with comedy and action, this is it.
User avatar #280 to #279 - LazerFish (06/24/2011) [-]
maybe, but i probably just read it online.
User avatar #269 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
Do you play Minecraft?

I'm on a server that has 2 or 3 active users and a limit of 14 so it needs to be populated so I'm looking for players.
online=false so even people who didn't actually buy The Game can get on.

Get a hold of me or vzdragonite if you're interested.
User avatar #270 to #269 - LazerFish (06/08/2011) [-]
i kind of have 3 servers already, but i'll try yours out for an hour or two. my user is electricseal.

whats the ip?
User avatar #271 to #270 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
sorry i can't add people at this exact moment because for whatever reason the whitelist isn't working so the big brother of the server has to add people manually.
User avatar #272 to #271 - LazerFish (06/08/2011) [-]
np, cant play at this exact moment either.
User avatar #249 - KERBE (05/20/2011) [-]
so me a dublyoo should get married and adopt a chinese kid?
User avatar #250 to #249 - LazerFish (05/20/2011) [-]
that pretty well sums it up. IT IS A COMPLIMENT.
User avatar #251 to #250 - KERBE (05/20/2011) [-]
lol i know, but i dont understand what will be different if we did that haha
User avatar #252 to #251 - LazerFish (05/20/2011) [-]
Your looking into this to much.

also, i have an idea for a comic. Its about minecraft. I can't draw. Almost Guaranteed front page.
User avatar #253 to #252 - KERBE (05/20/2011) [-]
but if im getting married i need to know the facts...

and ill draw it for you if you want.
User avatar #254 to #253 - LazerFish (05/20/2011) [-]
Name the child Justin. It's not an ambigious name, but it'll toughen her up.
Serve Little roasted weenie rolls at the wedding.
That's all i got. Just remember, YOU'RE the mother. not Dub.
Also, Comic.
Girl on Minecraft: Can i have a (pick/stick/rock/block) Plz?
Guy on Minecraft: uhhhh....... sure..
Girl on Minecraft: Aww thanks <333
Guy: ..........
Guy: (with raison face) SHE WANTS MY (BLOCK/PICK/STICK/ ROCK)
it was funnier in my head. (the joke is that all those words sound like cock or dick.)
#256 to #254 - KERBE (05/20/2011) [-]
how is this?
#257 to #256 - KERBE (05/20/2011) [-]
forgot to color her leg
User avatar #258 to #257 - LazerFish (05/20/2011) [-]
you're beautiful.
simply beautiful.
User avatar #259 to #258 - KERBE (05/21/2011) [-]
so are people liking the post? and if you havent already can you put a link to my profile in the description?
User avatar #267 to #259 - LazerFish (05/21/2011) [-]
well that turned out nice.
User avatar #268 to #267 - KERBE (05/22/2011) [-]
im glad dude. congrats on the front page
User avatar #260 to #259 - LazerFish (05/21/2011) [-]
i credited you, but i'll through the profile in there too.

its got about 60 thumbs. i thought it would have more by now.
User avatar #261 to #260 - KERBE (05/21/2011) [-]
i sent it to a few people. ill MM it if you want.
User avatar #262 to #261 - LazerFish (05/21/2011) [-]
sounds good.
User avatar #263 to #262 - KERBE (05/21/2011) [-]
i will when i have one.
User avatar #264 to #263 - LazerFish (05/21/2011) [-]
shouldn't you have one by now?
User avatar #265 to #264 - KERBE (05/21/2011) [-]
OH I DO. i checked earlier and it said i wasnt done because i was going to send the link anyways lol
User avatar #266 to #265 - LazerFish (05/21/2011) [-]
kk lol
User avatar #255 to #254 - KERBE (05/20/2011) [-]
alright ill have to tell dublyoo sometime that we are getting married.

and ill work on it right now. shouldnt take to long.
#245 - TheRealGrammarNazi (05/17/2011) [-]
fucking wrong picture in that last on...


Remember meme cards?
Pepperidge farm remembers.
NO...THEY DONT.
BUT I DO.
BUT BWUAHAHAHA NOT EVEN I DO.
COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG EHHEHEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUASHSSSSSHSHSHSHSH SHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHHONKHONKHONKNERPNERPHERPEHERPED
User avatar #247 to #245 - LazerFish (05/17/2011) [-]
AHAHAHA... DRUGS YES THATS WHAT DADDY WANTS

and how could i forget memecards? i made them!
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User avatar #241 - kirstinmarie **User deleted account** (05/16/2011) [-]
quepaso?
User avatar #242 to #241 - LazerFish (05/16/2011) [-]
in english?
User avatar #243 to #242 - kirstinmarie **User deleted account** (05/17/2011) [-]
what happened?
User avatar #246 to #243 - LazerFish (05/17/2011) [-]
not sure i understand.... is it because i unfriended you? i was just cleaning up my friends list, and i don't think i've ever talked to you so......
User avatar #248 to #246 - kirstinmarie **User deleted account** (05/18/2011) [-]
thats fine. i wasnt hurt. i just like to find out from ppl why, when they do :D
User avatar #239 - EpicFacePalm (04/25/2011) [-]
There's no hypocrisy involved. That was the only mass message I've ever sent. Besides, I only asked that you stopped sending shit tons of mass messages everyday.
#240 to #239 - LazerFish (04/25/2011) [-]
i wasn't serious anyways ;L
i wasn't serious anyways ;L
#235 - bobJML ONLINE (04/14/2011) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
User avatar #236 to #235 - LazerFish (04/14/2011) [-]
oh not bad vaguely familiar person.

generic comment about my day.

Initiate: social protocol: how was your day?
#237 to #236 - bobJML ONLINE (04/14/2011) [-]
Going to sleep now, good night.  
  
Also listen to the gif...
Going to sleep now, good night.

Also listen to the gif...
User avatar #238 to #237 - LazerFish (04/14/2011) [-]
oh shi-............
User avatar #233 - squeaky (04/04/2011) [-]
FEEL HORRIBLE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
#234 to #233 - LazerFish (04/04/2011) [-]
OH GOD I FEEL UNCLEAN
OH GOD I FEEL UNCLEAN
User avatar #232 - saintjames **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
#227 - Jordpb (04/03/2011) [-]
You knew this was coming, so ante up!
User avatar #228 to #227 - LazerFish (04/03/2011) [-]
i am very confused. but i give you nuts and make all better?
#229 to #228 - Jordpb (04/03/2011) [-]
Feesh, man.

Feesh.
User avatar #230 to #229 - LazerFish (04/03/2011) [-]
Oh god.

ohgodohgodohgodgohgodohgod

(swims away)
#231 to #230 - Jordpb (04/03/2011) [-]
I will get my fish one way or another.
User avatar #226 - KERBE (04/03/2011) [-]
hey come chat with some funnyjunk people http://tinychat.com/funnyjunkies

also this is really kerbe
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