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#490 - I leave my stuff logged in. It's MY laptop, plus my screensave… 01/19/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. 0
#48 - Picture 01/19/2012 on Gentlemen, start your engines! -3
#142 - I just spent 8 minutes doing that... 01/19/2012 on So Close......... +5
#427 - Who are the ones cashing the checks? Who brought the NDAA into… 01/18/2012 on Dont do it America! 0
#488 - Something about it still give me the heebies. I will … 01/18/2012 on NSFW Section +4
#475 - To be honest, I gave it a try, and found myself disgusted.. Of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on NSFW Section +1
User avatar #479 - PolarFroster (01/18/2012) [-]
At least you tried, and I like your opinion, it didn't try to tell me what I can and can't fap to. :D
#471 - Picture 01/18/2012 on NSFW Section +31
#485 - Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn'… 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
#482 - Sure ya did, anon. 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -3
#480 - Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
#474 - Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the E…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
#464 - I'm saying you drew a cliche' that was all too predictable. As…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
User avatar #472 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes a Cliche' a Cliche' is the one who interprets it. I shouldn't have to refer to a dictionary site to interpret your comments. Talk like a normal person. You're not going to impress anyone here.
User avatar #474 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the English language. If I prefer to use words with succinctly display my point, I shall.

When a "normal" (Hah. Word of the day there.) person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS". And I find such things to be particularly pathetic and will not stoop to such scraping lows.

While the English language has bored me to the point of taking on additional languages, I have a firm appreciation for what it has created and contributed to the omniglotic communities of the world..

Not my fault if you prefer to live the life of the uneducated or willfully ignorant.
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
#461 - Titles also tend to draw attention, especially when they've go…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +2
User avatar #462 - thatguytony (01/18/2012) [-]
exactly what i thought

i think you deserved it
#456 - Thanks!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +2
User avatar #459 - thatguytony (01/18/2012) [-]
you snooze you loose, right x]
User avatar #461 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Titles also tend to draw attention, especially when they've got such a horrid pun involved.
User avatar #462 - thatguytony (01/18/2012) [-]
exactly what i thought

i think you deserved it
#454 - I , for example, would have taken the opportunity that was al…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
#457 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Cut the educated talk. What the fuck do you want me to say instead of Girlfriend? I don't even with this fire demons shit.
User avatar #464 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm saying you drew a cliche' that was all too predictable. As I noted.

And you're on the greatest repository of information in the civilized world. Dictionary sites do exist.
User avatar #472 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes a Cliche' a Cliche' is the one who interprets it. I shouldn't have to refer to a dictionary site to interpret your comments. Talk like a normal person. You're not going to impress anyone here.
User avatar #474 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the English language. If I prefer to use words with succinctly display my point, I shall.

When a "normal" (Hah. Word of the day there.) person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS". And I find such things to be particularly pathetic and will not stoop to such scraping lows.

While the English language has bored me to the point of taking on additional languages, I have a firm appreciation for what it has created and contributed to the omniglotic communities of the world..

Not my fault if you prefer to live the life of the uneducated or willfully ignorant.
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
#448 - Does this work?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +3
#449 - violamaster (01/18/2012) [-]
#447 - Oh really? Then tell me, Oh High One, why would you specify t…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
User avatar #452 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
If this is what you call mocking then you are very mistaken. If I recall, I didn't specially specify her gender. All I said is girlfriend, which is commonly used to identify someone who you are generally intimate with. If you find my use of the term "Girlfriend" unsatisfactory/offensive then you can tell me that instead of calling me out for being sexist. What is a better term I should use?
User avatar #454 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I, for example, would have taken the opportunity that was already rife with comic hyperbole.

We have entire *worlds* created about fire demons of beings of intense fury, and you can only draw such a cliche'?

Tsk tsk.
#457 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Cut the educated talk. What the fuck do you want me to say instead of Girlfriend? I don't even with this fire demons shit.
User avatar #464 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm saying you drew a cliche' that was all too predictable. As I noted.

And you're on the greatest repository of information in the civilized world. Dictionary sites do exist.
User avatar #472 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes a Cliche' a Cliche' is the one who interprets it. I shouldn't have to refer to a dictionary site to interpret your comments. Talk like a normal person. You're not going to impress anyone here.
User avatar #474 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the English language. If I prefer to use words with succinctly display my point, I shall.

When a "normal" (Hah. Word of the day there.) person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS". And I find such things to be particularly pathetic and will not stoop to such scraping lows.

While the English language has bored me to the point of taking on additional languages, I have a firm appreciation for what it has created and contributed to the omniglotic communities of the world..

Not my fault if you prefer to live the life of the uneducated or willfully ignorant.
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
#436 - Ah, there it is! Knew it would come out at some point. The Gen…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. -1
User avatar #439 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Gender specific? I think not. I didn't say All women have a bad temper. Nice try though...
User avatar #447 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Oh really? Then tell me, Oh High One, why would you specify the gender of the one whom bears any temper?

And, for point of record, I'm mocking you, and anyone who bitches about things being on the internet more than once.

You make easy targets, and I find it oh so delightful to pick at the lesser game and watch as they wriggle.


User avatar #452 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
If this is what you call mocking then you are very mistaken. If I recall, I didn't specially specify her gender. All I said is girlfriend, which is commonly used to identify someone who you are generally intimate with. If you find my use of the term "Girlfriend" unsatisfactory/offensive then you can tell me that instead of calling me out for being sexist. What is a better term I should use?
User avatar #454 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I, for example, would have taken the opportunity that was already rife with comic hyperbole.

We have entire *worlds* created about fire demons of beings of intense fury, and you can only draw such a cliche'?

Tsk tsk.
#457 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Cut the educated talk. What the fuck do you want me to say instead of Girlfriend? I don't even with this fire demons shit.
User avatar #464 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm saying you drew a cliche' that was all too predictable. As I noted.

And you're on the greatest repository of information in the civilized world. Dictionary sites do exist.
User avatar #472 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes a Cliche' a Cliche' is the one who interprets it. I shouldn't have to refer to a dictionary site to interpret your comments. Talk like a normal person. You're not going to impress anyone here.
User avatar #474 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the English language. If I prefer to use words with succinctly display my point, I shall.

When a "normal" (Hah. Word of the day there.) person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS". And I find such things to be particularly pathetic and will not stoop to such scraping lows.

While the English language has bored me to the point of taking on additional languages, I have a firm appreciation for what it has created and contributed to the omniglotic communities of the world..

Not my fault if you prefer to live the life of the uneducated or willfully ignorant.
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
#422 - Why bother referencing at all when people obviously don't know…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +4
User avatar #431 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Nice long-ass paragraph. Someone's getting defensive? The main thing I wanted to point out was that you didn't even give credit. Jesus Christ you have a worse temper than my girlfriend
User avatar #436 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah, there it is! Knew it would come out at some point. The Gender specific attempt at a rip.

Poorly played, hon.

Verbose? Yes. I have a firm grasp on the English language, as well as many others.
Defensive? Not even close.

Thank you, try again.
User avatar #439 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Gender specific? I think not. I didn't say All women have a bad temper. Nice try though...
User avatar #447 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Oh really? Then tell me, Oh High One, why would you specify the gender of the one whom bears any temper?

And, for point of record, I'm mocking you, and anyone who bitches about things being on the internet more than once.

You make easy targets, and I find it oh so delightful to pick at the lesser game and watch as they wriggle.


User avatar #452 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
If this is what you call mocking then you are very mistaken. If I recall, I didn't specially specify her gender. All I said is girlfriend, which is commonly used to identify someone who you are generally intimate with. If you find my use of the term "Girlfriend" unsatisfactory/offensive then you can tell me that instead of calling me out for being sexist. What is a better term I should use?
User avatar #454 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I, for example, would have taken the opportunity that was already rife with comic hyperbole.

We have entire *worlds* created about fire demons of beings of intense fury, and you can only draw such a cliche'?

Tsk tsk.
#457 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Cut the educated talk. What the fuck do you want me to say instead of Girlfriend? I don't even with this fire demons shit.
User avatar #464 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm saying you drew a cliche' that was all too predictable. As I noted.

And you're on the greatest repository of information in the civilized world. Dictionary sites do exist.
User avatar #472 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes a Cliche' a Cliche' is the one who interprets it. I shouldn't have to refer to a dictionary site to interpret your comments. Talk like a normal person. You're not going to impress anyone here.
User avatar #474 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the English language. If I prefer to use words with succinctly display my point, I shall.

When a "normal" (Hah. Word of the day there.) person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS". And I find such things to be particularly pathetic and will not stoop to such scraping lows.

While the English language has bored me to the point of taking on additional languages, I have a firm appreciation for what it has created and contributed to the omniglotic communities of the world..

Not my fault if you prefer to live the life of the uneducated or willfully ignorant.
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
User avatar #433 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Let me reword that; your temper is worse than my girlfriend's. That's better.
#420 - Yes. I keep up on booting the spam. 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +1
#419 - Though seriously. Read the other comments. Here' I'll just cop… 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +5
#405 - Soo, tell me... Where, oh where, did I claim this was "oc…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Gettin' a Pisa Dat Ass. +3
#421 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Bro... you sound mad. Everyone complains about how Ron Paul hater like you retoast shit. I know it wasn't on FJ before but seriously... At least reference somewhere where you found it.
User avatar #422 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Why bother referencing at all when people obviously don't know how to read? They seem to be under the impression that EVERYTHING must be made by FUNNYJUNK and ONLY funnyjunk.

Guess what? The internet is a huge fucking place. Fj? Reddit? All other sites like them? They're hubs. Places where people post things that they have found. I found this. I posted this.

Get over it. It seems that the general community has found this picture, coupled with the bad pun in the title, to be particularly amusing.

Gods, you people with your petty site wars are pathetic.
User avatar #431 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Nice long-ass paragraph. Someone's getting defensive? The main thing I wanted to point out was that you didn't even give credit. Jesus Christ you have a worse temper than my girlfriend
User avatar #436 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah, there it is! Knew it would come out at some point. The Gender specific attempt at a rip.

Poorly played, hon.

Verbose? Yes. I have a firm grasp on the English language, as well as many others.
Defensive? Not even close.

Thank you, try again.
User avatar #439 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Gender specific? I think not. I didn't say All women have a bad temper. Nice try though...
User avatar #447 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Oh really? Then tell me, Oh High One, why would you specify the gender of the one whom bears any temper?

And, for point of record, I'm mocking you, and anyone who bitches about things being on the internet more than once.

You make easy targets, and I find it oh so delightful to pick at the lesser game and watch as they wriggle.


User avatar #452 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
If this is what you call mocking then you are very mistaken. If I recall, I didn't specially specify her gender. All I said is girlfriend, which is commonly used to identify someone who you are generally intimate with. If you find my use of the term "Girlfriend" unsatisfactory/offensive then you can tell me that instead of calling me out for being sexist. What is a better term I should use?
User avatar #454 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I, for example, would have taken the opportunity that was already rife with comic hyperbole.

We have entire *worlds* created about fire demons of beings of intense fury, and you can only draw such a cliche'?

Tsk tsk.
#457 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Cut the educated talk. What the fuck do you want me to say instead of Girlfriend? I don't even with this fire demons shit.
User avatar #464 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm saying you drew a cliche' that was all too predictable. As I noted.

And you're on the greatest repository of information in the civilized world. Dictionary sites do exist.
User avatar #472 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
The only thing that makes a Cliche' a Cliche' is the one who interprets it. I shouldn't have to refer to a dictionary site to interpret your comments. Talk like a normal person. You're not going to impress anyone here.
User avatar #474 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Again. I'll make note that I have a rather firm grasp on the English language. If I prefer to use words with succinctly display my point, I shall.

When a "normal" (Hah. Word of the day there.) person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS". And I find such things to be particularly pathetic and will not stoop to such scraping lows.

While the English language has bored me to the point of taking on additional languages, I have a firm appreciation for what it has created and contributed to the omniglotic communities of the world..

Not my fault if you prefer to live the life of the uneducated or willfully ignorant.
User avatar #476 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
When I said "normal" I didn't mean people who type "LyKe DiS" I meant people who don't over-talk themselves using hackneyed phrases and concepts.
Referring back to my use of "Girlfriend" as a "cliche' that was all too predictable", you seem to have painted a pretty good one yourself, "When a "normal"...person talks, or types, it usually looks something "LyKe DiS".
Your move.
User avatar #480 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Over-talking. That's a good one. Or it would be if I found it amusing. Erstwhile, I speak with a rather steady, albeit light, pentameter.

So then. Here we are, on a website predominately frequented by single, straight, white, cis-gendered males. A bulk of whom have little to no comprehension of the fluidity and general gravitas of a well formulated sentence.

In pandering to these core groups, you sought to get them behind you in support. A "pinkie brigade" if you will.

I, on the other hand, have painted no cliche'. Stated the obvious, yes. Cliched, not really.

You rally the "Women Logic" and "I came to laugh not read" folk. I merely call a fish a fish.

Check and Mate.
User avatar #483 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Not so much. I consider myself normal. Most people I guess would consider me normal. I talk at generally an average level. What you said was not stating the obvious. It was a very inaccurate stereotype that you tried to use to your advantage but obviously it is back firing on you. There is no Check Mate. At least not for you. Nor will there ever be. We obviously know who won this battle. You resorted to repetition and a thesaurus.
This little game we played is now over. I will block you and go to sleep so I can take on school and work tomorrow. How about next time you reference where you found your picture.
User avatar #485 - LastCall (01/18/2012) [-]
Ah? Won? If we're going to go on that little tiff, then doesn't the old net addage "The one who blocks/deletes first has lost" apply? A Checkmate merely means you have no moves available. As is evidenced. No repetition, and no need for a thesaurus on my end.

In the meantime, sleep tight, little mouse. Maybe someday you'll be ready for the real world and the education required to live in it.
User avatar #433 - sjhftw (01/18/2012) [-]
Let me reword that; your temper is worse than my girlfriend's. That's better.
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