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#23 - But... but that's Thomas Lennon 12/23/2014 on The Phantom 0
#139 - I have a friend who likes Superman because he feels like Super… 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +7
#37 - Because Lannisters are into weird **** 12/18/2014 on Expectations. 0
#129 - My thought process whenever I see people try to theorize fight…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +19
User avatar #136 - foxlift (12/18/2014) [-]
I feel like Superman is probably the worst super hero of all times. He has no weakness other than kryptonite, and a hero with no flaws is basically the most boring shit ever.

Whenever you pick a Superman comic, its basically like: "Lemme guess who wins, the invincible flying man, or the mortal?". Batman has to use wits and gadgets, Spiderman has to use athletics and jizz webs, and so on. Superman just... exists.
#274 - saintlich (12/18/2014) [-]
I would agree that Superman was one of the worst designed heroes. But in the recent comics and shows/animated movies he seems to been reduced. He is not faster or competiable with the flash, he is strong but not the strongest hero in existence, he has his ice breath and lazer vision tricks, but he is more like trick of all trades master of none. He is the strongest in DC, but that is fine, he is stupid compared to the rest when you reliase they are all either scientists or batman. And his moral issues and the weight he has on his shoulders make up for it.
All in all i don't like him but in the recent adaptations he is a good hero.
Unlike Goku who is always stupidly over powered and only ever gets worse
#235 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
It only gets interesting when it's superman vs equal heroes.

Kingdom Come is the shit.
#139 - Lambert (12/18/2014) [-]
I have a friend who likes Superman because he feels like Superman "has to struggle with being a god among men and that the reason he doesn't kill is because it would be like an adult killing children." That's just idiotic to me. Like the only he reason doesn't exercise his powers to their fullest because he is so much better than everyone else that he feels that it would bring him down to our level and treat us like equals. Like no other character, including humans, have ever beaten him in a fight. I fucking despise that interpretation.

The only versions of Superman I like are the versions where he (a) doesn't do bad things because he is morally upright person who was raised by good people not because he thinks of himself as a god or superior being and (b) can be taken toe to toe by a powerful characters
#122 - Spectacular he was a leopard man not a cheetah 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +2
#102 - I don't think size would that great of an advantage though. Be… 12/15/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... 0
#69 - That's assuming she has the chance to actually blast him. Assu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... 0
User avatar #101 - venegal (12/15/2014) [-]
Don't forget the size advantage she has, and her mech might not be too fast but it's somewhat agile and Kuvira can move it fast enough to dodge blasts that. Kuvira has great combat skills which she would employ when piloting her Colossus.
#102 - Lambert (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't think size would that great of an advantage though. Being huge makes her a larger target but doesn't really offer an advantage when fighting the giant. If the cannon can't harm the Iron Giant beyond breaking him up then why would the Mech be able to do so with kicks or punches? Also considering the they would probably start at medium to long range (for giant robots) and the Iron Giant could make distance easily by flying.

And agility only goes so far in a giant robot where the pilot isn't strapped down. The Iron Giant's beams are pretty damn fast and if Kuvira tried anything beyond side stepping she would probably send herself flying around inside her own cockpit. I would also argue that I don't know how structurally sound a giant mech like that would be doing flips and rolls but we are operating on cartoon logic so that isn't really a concern.

Gif unrelated... kinda. I thought it was unrelated but it does have a guy doing a roll so that kind of relates to my above point.
#63 - "He didn't do so in one piece." Yeah he got broken a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Korra Faces Kuvira's New... 0
User avatar #66 - venegal (12/15/2014) [-]
In a fight with Kuvira's mech she could tear him apart with one good blast and prevent the pieces from reassembling. The comment pointed out how the Iron Giant would crush Kuvira's mech in a fight, and I respectfully disagree.
#69 - Lambert (12/15/2014) [-]
That's assuming she has the chance to actually blast him. Assuming he was in pissed off evil alien mode he has a sensor that immediately identifies and targets weapons. a number of fast firing energy weapons (laser tentacles on his back, the top-shaped scatter laser thingy, laser eyes), and high speed flight capabilities. Kuvira's mech has one weapon with brief firing sequence, when the guns first activates.

Also even if she kept blasting him apart she wouldn't do any real damage and she presumably has a shot limit since they need individual pieces of spirit vine to power it (though I may be wrong on that part).
User avatar #101 - venegal (12/15/2014) [-]
Don't forget the size advantage she has, and her mech might not be too fast but it's somewhat agile and Kuvira can move it fast enough to dodge blasts that. Kuvira has great combat skills which she would employ when piloting her Colossus.
#102 - Lambert (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't think size would that great of an advantage though. Being huge makes her a larger target but doesn't really offer an advantage when fighting the giant. If the cannon can't harm the Iron Giant beyond breaking him up then why would the Mech be able to do so with kicks or punches? Also considering the they would probably start at medium to long range (for giant robots) and the Iron Giant could make distance easily by flying.

And agility only goes so far in a giant robot where the pilot isn't strapped down. The Iron Giant's beams are pretty damn fast and if Kuvira tried anything beyond side stepping she would probably send herself flying around inside her own cockpit. I would also argue that I don't know how structurally sound a giant mech like that would be doing flips and rolls but we are operating on cartoon logic so that isn't really a concern.

Gif unrelated... kinda. I thought it was unrelated but it does have a guy doing a roll so that kind of relates to my above point.
#1071 - Picture 12/10/2014 on [Untitled] +1
#46 - I'll thumb you up. You don't deserve it but I'll do it. 12/10/2014 on Tucker and Dale vs Pancakes +1
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