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|#101 - Pretty sure this EXACT same thing was in a Bond movie. I don't…||02/05/2014 on Breathing||0|
|#68 - Like I've always said, if the church doesn't want to support g… [+] (1 new reply)||02/04/2014 on Gay marriage||+1|
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|#10 - This was sadly proven to be a myth. [+] (1 new reply)||02/02/2014 on Now that is smart||+1|
#12 - 2scared2login (02/02/2014) [-]
|#4 - Right away, Lord Inglip. [+] (1 new reply)||02/02/2014 on Google Plus is just...||+64|
|#9 - That is the caduceus, not the rod of asclepius. The proper sym… [+] (4 new replies)||02/02/2014 on he has funny hair||+30|
#40 - xfrankie (02/02/2014) [-]
"... It is said the wand would wake the sleeping and send the awake to sleep. If applied to the dying their death was gentle, if applied to the dead they returned to life. ..."
To a certain extent, the caduceus makes sense, however as you said the right medicinal symbol is the Asclepius' rod.
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|#30 - I liked it better when it was green.||02/01/2014 on A moment of appreciation||0|
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|#70 - I think this one takes the cake.||01/31/2014 on you're having a bad day||+23|
|#24 - "Well, that's the last time I drop acid on the subway"||01/31/2014 on A glitch in the matrix||+5|
|#19 - That doesn't look like a lot of snow at all. [+] (16 new replies)||01/30/2014 on Old Nan Disapproves||+2|
#26 - Noonelikesanimal (01/30/2014) [-]
so let me explain you a thing. im from alabama and i agree its not a lot of snow. but the weather is just perfect for a shitstorm of ice. basically the snow falls and melts because the ground isnt frozen. but after it melts it freezes. this leads to a layer of ice with a light dusting of snow on top. that ,coupled with the fact that Alabamians are about as good at snow driving as elephants are at jumping, leads to chaos. i had a friend who was stuck at school over night last night because my hometown shut down all of the roads. his mom had to walk five miles just to get to her house from the roadblock. some people are stranded on the interstate and have been there for approximately 30 hours. so its basically a clusterfuck.
#35 - 2scared2login (01/30/2014) [-]
Did you miss the part about how they can't fucking drive in the snow down there? For them to drive in the snow is like asking you to jump 50 feet on a dirt bike the very first time you ride it.
#57 - galgawine (01/30/2014) [-]
I just got my license in Vermont and went right from driving on clean roads to snow covered ones in a day. People in the North are just born knowing how to drive in bad weather you learn from experience same as people in the South could. I'd never driven in snow/ice before and I didn't crash, neither did the thousands of other people driving around me.
#48 - karson (01/30/2014) [-]
it's not just that, it's also the fact that snow plows are far and few in between down here. people aren't used to driving in this much snow. we have about a foot where I'm at, and it's the most snow this area has gotten since the 50's.
I'm from here, but I have no problem driving in the snow, I used to go on ski trips all the time, and I have a 4x4 beater truck so I don't have to take my nice car out in the snow.
#142 - karson (01/31/2014) [-]
well no duh, the car looks like it's in a ditch haha. I don't like using 4wheel drive in my truck, keeping it in 2wd is more fun, lol. most people down my way haven't wrecked, due to 4x4 and stuff like that. all redneck jacked up trucks I'm kinda guilty of this too, but the truck was my first car, I didn't have a choice, but it's grown on me and I kept it
although honestly another contributing factor is the lack of snow gear for cars down here. up north where it snows, it's rather easy to find chains or snow tires. here... not so much.
#37 - 2scared2login (01/30/2014) [-]
by first time i mean first time on any bike not that specific bike, so don't do the purposeful misunderstanding that people are so good at.
|#8 - It ain't over until the fat lady... farts. [+] (3 new replies)||01/30/2014 on Wut||+22|
#10 - 2scared2login (01/30/2014) [-]
Read fart as fat, was ready to hate on you for killing it. Apologies.
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|#41 - War is not a human construct. War existed before we did, and i…||01/29/2014 on Man vs Ant||0|
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