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#7 - I have birds like this near my house. Their song is varied and… 11/11/2014 on The sound effects guy for... +1
#13 - I doubt they're consciously using these techniques. The practi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Check Your Privilege +5
User avatar #14 - respawnhydra (11/11/2014) [-]
its garunteed they didnt, actual research requires that the researcher has an IQ ove thirty-five
User avatar #15 - respawnhydra (11/11/2014) [-]
over* goddam my "e" and "r" kys need replacing
#74 - 1v1 us fgt 11/11/2014 on We are the Future 0
#3 - I used to love these comics. I didn't know she was still makin… 11/10/2014 on O YEAAA +7
#10 - I use a white bic lighter. Some people are superstitious about…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #45 - fuckinfuckinfuck (11/10/2014) [-]
u gonna get Jimi Hendrixed
#25 - I've got to say, I have to admire Kuvira's strong leadership. … 11/10/2014 on actually 0
#3 - If that happened to my house, I would keep the rock there and … 11/09/2014 on House Party +4
#101 - As a man with depression I can absolutely confirm this. Women …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on (untitled) +3
#116 - thearcher (11/08/2014) [-]
#132 - You know, this is meant to be humorous. But I do wonder, how m…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Wundercannonshrek +7
#197 - foxranger (11/08/2014) [-]
Good men fight for bad causes all the time.
#188 - greyhoundfd (11/08/2014) [-]
I've talked to a holocaust survivor and one of the things she said was that several times while they were in the camps the guards would give the jews their lunches instead of the "meals" (if you can even call it that) that were set aside for the workers. They typically disappeared within a couple days. Probably sent to the Eastern Front.
#156 - rougarte (11/08/2014) [-]
Most of them did. Most of the horrible things the Nazi leaders did was concealed from the rest of the soldiers or civilians. When they found out, they were really ashamed and that's why Germany is still paying such a huge ammount of resources and money to make it up to the people of Europe and the Middle East.
#165 - mytwocents (11/08/2014) [-]
Hitler was a good guy and a hero to everyone on FJ.
Deal with it.
User avatar #137 - sladee (11/08/2014) [-]
There's a picture going around of Nazi soldiers seeing footage of the concentration camps, and you can see their faces saying "what the fuck"
#17 - I think it's more like a subtle shout-out to BrBa, some little… 11/07/2014 on The Same Universe 0
#3 - import frog 11/07/2014 on Frogs +2
#15 - And the dog is so well trained that he does. I want a dog like…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Go for it kid, I was a... +6
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (11/07/2014) [-]
we can make one.
#65 - Did it paint this because it chose to, or because it was train…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on holy shit +2
User avatar #74 - aximil (11/07/2014) [-]
Elephants are one of the few animals to know what they are and recognize themselves in a reflection. It was drawing itself. Later on it draws a tree from it's plains in the savanna in the same picture.
#10 - Comment deleted 11/07/2014 on for sauce +12
#5 - Why are people so obsessed with sex, anyway? Furthermore, why …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Harvard's Sex Week 0
User avatar #7 - loljkisback (11/05/2014) [-]
Because sex has existed for millions of years, something natural and necessary, that is not something to be shamed.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Oopse! I'm fooled +159
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#15 - "Local politicians have defended the ordinance, saying th… 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - **** like this is what makes me distrust the news media. 11/03/2014 on #EbolainDoritos +53
#38 - You're in luck, then. Here's how you build it:  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Nothing 0
User avatar #43 - heartbleed (11/03/2014) [-]
Thx m8
#37 - I actually did some research into this. They didn't use incand…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Nothing 0
User avatar #40 - wazoowonseventeen (11/03/2014) [-]
color me more impressed, thanks for that
#8 - It's really too bad that Hitler ruined the Chaplin mustache. 11/03/2014 on beards +2
#30 - My guess? A combination of desperation, a burning desire to be…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Women be like +14
User avatar #64 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/03/2014) [-]
this is why most young black boys join gangs. Easy money, respected/feared and you're kind of a part of a "family". Being part of a family sounds so good if you come from a broken one.
#33 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
That's an understatement. This girl was obviously fucking drenched in a sickening amount of attention and spoiled like the rescued child of an abducted billionaire, but without reason. Her parents probably gave her every little thing she wanted, told her that every little thing she did was superior, and she subsequently believed that all her decisions were immaculate. Including getting fucked in the ass by some guy and letting the cum drizzle down past her dirty taint into her vagina, producing the epitome of regret, denial, and self-endowed superiority that her parents allowed her to have. Her dad probably refused to give her a 100 dollar bill and she decided to join ISIS...why wouldn't she?...it's obvious that her "rebel" friends on facebook know that ISIS is a peaceful, pregant Caucasian-loving organization that will provide her with a hospital, a house, protection, and all the amenities required for a spoiled white teenage girl.
#34 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
She would obviously get a car, maternal leave, a great education, and everything else...a much better life than at home, with her own loving family, in a safe country. She probably stole her dads credit card and car and used the totality of her intelligence to reach her new "friends." Her decision was obviously rational, because she was definitely smarter, more beautiful, and desirable than every person in the world..it's undeniable, every beta in her high-school class and her parents convinced her so. I truly hope they plunge a coat hanger up her traitorous vagina and pull that incarnation of stupidity out of her, just so they can rape her ad beat her until she becomes a submissive fuck slave. I hope that she tries to run and that they cut all her limbs off and tie her to a wall, just to be fucked countless times every day, like a warm fleshlight.
#7 - Nearly a year on one set of batteries? Impressive, considering…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Nothing +8
User avatar #14 - wazoowonseventeen (11/03/2014) [-]
I was certainly impressed
User avatar #37 - Lambda (11/03/2014) [-]
I actually did some research into this. They didn't use incandescents-- they used high-voltage batteries (which no longer exist-- they would provide 45-70 volts for the plates of tube circuits) in series to get a couple hundred volts which they then used to power neon lamps, which use far less energy than incandescents.
User avatar #40 - wazoowonseventeen (11/03/2014) [-]
color me more impressed, thanks for that
#40 - The most effective assassination strategy. Get right up close …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Failed assassination +5
User avatar #75 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Well, when you're just a political extremist and not a hired killer, escape is not necessarily high on your list of priorities.
User avatar #70 - Tormound (11/03/2014) [-]
The Levantine Approach. A classic if suicidal move.
A .gif to you if you get the reference
#116 - vradagast (11/03/2014) [-]
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex?
User avatar #181 - Tormound (11/03/2014) [-]
#203 - vradagast (11/04/2014) [-]
I figured the show got it from somewhere, when they explain it, the concept seems very simple but effective. I'm just not cultured enough, good day!
#25 - Well generally what they do is they open up store-bought candy… 11/02/2014 on What's wrong with you people 0
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interested in the board?
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
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User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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