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#97 - "Into the trash it goes!" 05/09/2013 on Votes count people.... 0
#4 - That's actually smart of her. First she would have to make eve…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/07/2013 on "knitting program" +263
User avatar #22 - megaton (05/08/2013) [-]
shes going to the grave
#14 - mmajunkie (05/08/2013) [-]
Much smarter than OP, who doesn't know how to fucking screenshot....
User avatar #12 - Kabutops (05/08/2013) [-]
this grandma figured how to work excel.
now that might not sound like much to any other person but my 50 year old father cant even find out how to turn on the computer, let alone set up a new TV (the color cables confuse him, oddly)
User avatar #6 - paulohd (05/08/2013) [-]
I have the feeling that the only place she is going at 82 is a graveyard.
User avatar #69 - thefasrdog (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandmother is turning 100 this year...She could still do something.
#66 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
Aren't we all, she just has a shorter amount of time than those younger than her, or she may surpass us all. Never know when you're going to go so live your life to the fullest.
User avatar #72 - ultimatebuffalo (05/08/2013) [-]
everyone is out there living lives to the fullest and we are here commenting on an image board...
#60 - comanderspy (05/08/2013) [-]
#42 - femf (05/08/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at hue ** graveyard or urn it really depends on her you should give her lots of options
User avatar #38 - redorbit (05/08/2013) [-]
she might go to your room first and smack you in the head
#75 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
or teach him how ti fuck a lady
#32 - Durp (05/08/2013) [-]
My grandma is almost 92, have some faith in the old people!
User avatar #58 - Rattaz (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandma just turned 100 last October, still doing well for her age! :)
User avatar #84 - klink (05/08/2013) [-]
my great grandma turned 102 oct 21st 2012 :O

(jeg er norsk også)
#91 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
My great grandma is about 106
#99 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
OH YEAH! well my great grandma is 107 bitch
User avatar #107 - Rattaz (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? My great grandma just suddently turned 210.

Bitch.
User avatar #28 - lapsushominum (05/08/2013) [-]
Well then. :(
User avatar #7 - purealterego (05/08/2013) [-]
wowe
#8 - What if you used an overhead camera and microcon troll er to a… 05/07/2013 on Miracle day 0
#4 - Doesn't corn tend to be pretty tall and marijuana tend to be p…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Undercover 0
User avatar #22 - chuca (05/07/2013) [-]
depends on whether it's indica or sativa or a mix, i forget which but one of them grows tall and skinny the other short and fat
#8 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
they also use thermal imaging... the pot plants put out more heat or some shit, and they can see just one plant sometimes.....but ya, thats what you wnat to do.
User avatar #10 - dikslapping (05/07/2013) [-]
If you live near a group of pine trees it holds the same thermal signature as pot
#20 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
good to know. some friends are thinking of buying soem seedey stuff and taking a boat trip down the river and tossing soem seeds. if only one plant lives, its still worth it.
#5 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
Not all the time corn in Texas in only around 3 to 4 feet tall marijuana can actually grow into trees if let alone.
Then if you are not the farmer you have to worry about sneaking in the farmers field and trimming the plants.
#11 - Looks like he was struck at the center of gravity and then hur… 05/07/2013 on Please ,stay behind the... +2
#15 - They were just trying to get out of the splatter zone, I guess. 05/07/2013 on This looks like a good spot... +1
#2 - What if you just put one pot plant every 5 con stalks? It woul…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Undercover +7
#11 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2013) [-]
UNDERCORNVER

User avatar #3 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
They can tell I have lived around corn fields all my life unless you keep it shorter than the corn it sticks out like a sore thumb.
User avatar #4 - Lambda (05/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't corn tend to be pretty tall and marijuana tend to be pretty short?
User avatar #22 - chuca (05/07/2013) [-]
depends on whether it's indica or sativa or a mix, i forget which but one of them grows tall and skinny the other short and fat
#8 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
they also use thermal imaging... the pot plants put out more heat or some shit, and they can see just one plant sometimes.....but ya, thats what you wnat to do.
User avatar #10 - dikslapping (05/07/2013) [-]
If you live near a group of pine trees it holds the same thermal signature as pot
#20 - kainhall (05/07/2013) [-]
good to know. some friends are thinking of buying soem seedey stuff and taking a boat trip down the river and tossing soem seeds. if only one plant lives, its still worth it.
#5 - natedizzie (05/07/2013) [-]
Not all the time corn in Texas in only around 3 to 4 feet tall marijuana can actually grow into trees if let alone.
Then if you are not the farmer you have to worry about sneaking in the farmers field and trimming the plants.
#3 - If I were the customer I would have laughed my ass off.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on 420 blaze it +42
User avatar #6 - therealtjthemedic (05/07/2013) [-]
he called you a faggot :(
#8 - captnpl (05/07/2013) [-]
maybe he is a faggot?
User avatar #9 - therealtjthemedic (05/07/2013) [-]
Well shiet.
#3 - What are sweatshirts What are robes 05/07/2013 on 99 Problems +1
#9 - This is definitely the worst finals week I've ever had. Yester… 05/07/2013 on ffs +1
#66 - I don't know if this is true, or if was just something somebod… 05/07/2013 on I heard that men 'love'... 0
#5 - First time I saw Rose, I was like "who's this bimbo?"…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on heh heh heh +15
User avatar #17 - yetaxaa (05/07/2013) [-]
Barbara.
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (05/07/2013) [-]
Clara is best companion.
User avatar #7 - theexo (05/07/2013) [-]
you misspelled Martha
#14 - angelusprimus (05/07/2013) [-]
Martha is too perfect for me to care about.
She starts rich, smart and with a great career. And goes up from there. Almost never makes any mistakes, shows better sense then The Doctor etc. Her arc has no growth. She starts perfect and stays perfect only doing more badass stuff.
Rose is poor shopgirl from the projects that saves the universe. She grows from a girl who's ambitions are watching tv and eating chips to someone who is almost Doctor's equal.
Everyone has a right to pick a favorite companion (Jovanka!) But Rose's arc is basic mithology 101 and far more compelling then Mary Sue-ish Martha.
#29 - golemnardah (05/07/2013) [-]
Personally, my favorite plot line is that of Amy, Rory, and Melody.
User avatar #34 - hattaz (05/07/2013) [-]
I didn't like Amy, i much preferred Rory, hell Rory should've been the companion
#13 - Could you imagine, if instead of getting boners when we get ar… 05/07/2013 on No fucks given. 0
#6 - How to Regain Your Personal Space in 1 Step: A Tutorial by Mr. Bean. 05/07/2013 on When my dirty little sister... +11
#8 - Nostalgiagasm. 05/07/2013 on ,, 0
#42 - He just looks too young for it, though. Put ten or fifteen yea… 05/07/2013 on mlp +19
#16 - Now we just have to get past the whole "If you support le… 05/07/2013 on Obama -1
#175 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Slayer +3
#14 - B-A-L-L-S BALLS. 05/06/2013 on Every time +1
#8 - Picture 05/06/2013 on Water vs Earth +4
#5 - Two ships approaching head-oh always avoid to starboard. Peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Everytime. +1
#7 - longboarding (05/06/2013) [-]
Inspired me to make this.
User avatar #9 - zomaru (05/06/2013) [-]
It's the side away from port.
#3 - That's like the guy who made friends with a member of MS13 who… 05/06/2013 on Mexicans 0
#10 - One level is all it takes to get addicted for good. 05/06/2013 on Videogames are drugs 7 0
#34 - Why didn't they turn on the shower? 05/06/2013 on stupidity "IT BURNS" 0
#12 - I thought it was going to be a "god particle" joke. 05/06/2013 on sciene, joke... 0
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User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to shit like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..shit
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird shit ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** (01/17/2013) [-]
Your name!
Keep it that way!
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
User avatar #40 - alZii (10/05/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
#36 - gimmetheporn (09/15/2012) [-]
Obvious Valve fan is obvious.   
   
I must friend you.
Obvious Valve fan is obvious.

I must friend you.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are fucking awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
User avatar #27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** (06/15/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
#12 - ssurtrebor (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, hey, how's "My last night as a free man" working out?
User avatar #13 to #17 - Lambda ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Read my former status update. I was able to use some information to bargain with the dean. He agreed not to send me to jail or expel me, but I did get suspended for a long time.
User avatar #14 to #18 - ssurtrebor (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, right, how convenient. I suppose a liar will never admit so, but we both know the truth. I'd suggest you break this habit quickly.
User avatar #11 - neogrungist (10/09/2011) [-]
The medal in gears 3 from revenge kills eventually gives the title of "Lambda, lambda, lambda". Just thought I'd point that out to you.
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