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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/02/2014
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Comment Ranking:#442
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:8789
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#1 - Royale with cheese. 08/14/2014 on how to calm down Samuel... +1
#19 - Chopped off his own head with a chainsaw? Holy **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on The Darwin award. 0
User avatar #20 - xplosevdiarrhea (08/14/2014) [-]
I dunno, lead poisoning is pretty metal.
#88 - A cop isn't supposed to shoot an unarmed man at all.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on He did it 0
#90 - nanako (08/14/2014) [-]
this man was armed, with stronger lungs and longer legs than the officer

seriously though, you can't be suggesting that criminals who can run fast enough should just be let off with things? the officer used the tools at his disposal to deal with the situation.


is there a relevant law here? what's the legal poisition of this
User avatar #91 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
Not that they should be let off, but if his crime was vandalism, no jury in the world would agree that the cop would be in the right shooting him in the back as he's running away. It would be a fiasco. Taser, sure, but if he's out of tazer range and the cop is too fat to give chase, there's not a lot that can be done.
#91 - There Will Be Blood 08/14/2014 on The Mist 0
#40 - Shooting somebody in the back as they're running away is cross…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on He did it -4
#42 - nanako (08/14/2014) [-]
so is a cop supposed to wait for the perpetrator to politely turn around before shooting them?
User avatar #88 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
A cop isn't supposed to shoot an unarmed man at all.
#90 - nanako (08/14/2014) [-]
this man was armed, with stronger lungs and longer legs than the officer

seriously though, you can't be suggesting that criminals who can run fast enough should just be let off with things? the officer used the tools at his disposal to deal with the situation.


is there a relevant law here? what's the legal poisition of this
User avatar #91 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
Not that they should be let off, but if his crime was vandalism, no jury in the world would agree that the cop would be in the right shooting him in the back as he's running away. It would be a fiasco. Taser, sure, but if he's out of tazer range and the cop is too fat to give chase, there's not a lot that can be done.
#27 - He could have been long gone out of sight before the other cop…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on He did it 0
User avatar #28 - oodlesandoodles (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, so THAT'S what friends are for.

Wish I had some
#150 - kurva 08/13/2014 on Добрый день! 0
#4 - As long as I live, I never thought I would see a font as bad a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Farts +2
User avatar #5 - CMSTF (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, this is just a font option on mobile phones. I have an android and it has it. It's likely that it was a screencap of somebody on the Tumblr app. Don't blame the tumblr, blame the fuck that would willingly pick that miserable font
#22 - ****** should have just run out of tazer range ra…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/13/2014 on He did it +1
User avatar #39 - puggerugger (08/14/2014) [-]
Wouldn't the cop of shot him at that point?
User avatar #40 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
Shooting somebody in the back as they're running away is crossing the line.
#42 - nanako (08/14/2014) [-]
so is a cop supposed to wait for the perpetrator to politely turn around before shooting them?
User avatar #88 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
A cop isn't supposed to shoot an unarmed man at all.
#90 - nanako (08/14/2014) [-]
this man was armed, with stronger lungs and longer legs than the officer

seriously though, you can't be suggesting that criminals who can run fast enough should just be let off with things? the officer used the tools at his disposal to deal with the situation.


is there a relevant law here? what's the legal poisition of this
User avatar #91 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
Not that they should be let off, but if his crime was vandalism, no jury in the world would agree that the cop would be in the right shooting him in the back as he's running away. It would be a fiasco. Taser, sure, but if he's out of tazer range and the cop is too fat to give chase, there's not a lot that can be done.
User avatar #26 - oodlesandoodles (08/14/2014) [-]
He heard the cop radioing for backup and made a last ditch effort to talk things out.. He probably could've outrun the tazer, but I doubt he'd have outrun two more cops in a vehicle
User avatar #27 - Lambda (08/14/2014) [-]
He could have been long gone out of sight before the other cop got there. Then all he'd need would be a friend who could smuggle him to Mexico and he would have been home free.
User avatar #28 - oodlesandoodles (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, so THAT'S what friends are for.

Wish I had some
#10 - I think it's more like, intelligent natural selection. They we… 08/13/2014 on Season 21 episode 23 'judge... 0
#10 - Well, clearly something went wrong somewhere and we ended up w… 08/13/2014 on the superior pet 0
#7 - **** , I knew I recognized that guy. 08/13/2014 on The chain of command +1
#20 - Picture 08/13/2014 on the bobbit worm +4
#199 - One time I was in my own bathroom taking a **** . … 08/12/2014 on Flatulance +7
#19 - Would you really expect the safety features to be in good work… 08/12/2014 on Gas Station Explosion 0
#12 - Oh god lol, the censored "picking" is the best part. 08/12/2014 on I have not words 0
#23 - It would be really terrible, when all your peers around you in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Count Down +1
#30 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Even worse, think about all the people that meet someone perfect for them and fuck it up(like me). Then you have to spend the rest of your life as the negative numbers get bigger and bigger reminding you how long it's been since you first met her.
#25 - Ahh, the nostalgia. 08/12/2014 on eh +4
#11 - coca-cola 08/12/2014 on Amazing Stunt 0
#9 - Repel's effect wore off. 08/12/2014 on Guano +5
#48 - First stop, Brazil. I don't care how bad they are at soccer.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Teh world 0
User avatar #53 - darthblam (08/12/2014) [-]
But you'd probably care how fucked their government is..
#22 - Did he actually pass it, or did he puke it up while drunk? Was…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Get out of here stalker 0
User avatar #23 - winiacz (08/12/2014) [-]
He puked it out, at least that's what he's thinking.
#40 - I would leave the duck tracks in that concrete. It looks cool. 08/12/2014 on Happy Monday! Part 2 0
#8 - That wasn't acid at all. Couldn't have been. He described a de… 08/11/2014 on Acid +1
#187 - No, see, anybody who disagrees with me on the internet is a ci… 08/11/2014 on feMAIL +3
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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