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Lambda

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My college blocked Funnyjunk. How dare they.comment
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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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latest user's comments

#7 - Can't go wrong with season 10. 01/29/2015 on Top Gear Top Comp 13 0
#15 - Cars will race you across the crosswalk in front of my buildin… 01/29/2015 on Current college student,... +2
#19 - They actually fight in the second half of the video. 01/29/2015 on Dat Precision though 0
#83 - And I answered it. 01/29/2015 on Kek -3
#80 - If you knew anything about cars, you'd know that it's more com…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Kek +11
User avatar #82 - volksunion (01/29/2015) [-]
but thanks for explaining it i guess
User avatar #81 - volksunion (01/29/2015) [-]
thats why i asked that question because i dont fucking know shit about cars you numbnuts
User avatar #83 - Lambda (01/29/2015) [-]
And I answered it.
#11 - It's like something out of the Tolkien universe.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Tumblr thoughts +2
User avatar #12 - dankenstein (01/28/2015) [-]
right? i was thinking mirkwood forest
#10 - I installed a cellular modem in my computer for just that reas… 01/28/2015 on fuck you samsung 0
#7 - We only got like a foot and a half. Was kind of a disappointme…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2015 on East coast weather +15
#48 - vantantennisman (01/28/2015) [-]
Got about 2 feet here in southeast mass
User avatar #36 - YllekNayr (01/28/2015) [-]
Hoards are stockpiles.
Hordes are crowds.

Just FYI
User avatar #34 - mamaluweegee (01/28/2015) [-]
I live on Long Island NY and they said 3+ feet. We got ~2-3 feet. IDK where you live, but if that's all you got, consider yourself lucky.
#29 - hillbillypowpow (01/28/2015) [-]
Is it supposed to be snowing or something?
User avatar #40 - RiflemanFunny (01/28/2015) [-]
Nah. Just slightly windy with a 60 high...
User avatar #25 - buckoman (01/28/2015) [-]
Better they reported it at its worst instead of at it's least. That way, if the worst actually came, we would have been prepared.

If they reported 3-8 inches and we got two and a half feet, we'd have the weathermen's heads.
#7 - Dat german engineering. 01/27/2015 on Even the barrel moves 0
#10 - Marijuana has been used as an antidepressant as well.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Mrs. Weber 0
User avatar #35 - kibbleking (01/28/2015) [-]
And crack
#14 - anonexplains (01/27/2015) [-]
and herion
#4 - If you're sloppy enough to leave pot lying on the kitchen coun…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Always blame mom +93
#12 - tackyface (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, in the "real world" (aka when you live alone), if you leave pot on your kitchen counter you'll be arrested for sure!
User avatar #14 - zacoren (01/28/2015) [-]
Obviously doesn't live alone if he dad found it and has to ask who's weed it is.
#40 - I can't imagine, just walking into the garage in the morning a… 01/27/2015 on Strange deaths +6
#22 - I enjoyed it too. Yeah, it didn't exactly follow the book, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on How it should have ended +1
User avatar #35 - guardianatreyu (01/27/2015) [-]
It followed the book but stretched it out and added stuff in. While some stuff can be argued to have been unnecessary, it was still a good trilogy.
#73 - You just can't win.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on leftism = mental disability +1
#76 - anonexplains (01/27/2015) [-]
Well you can win because both of these are extreme versions of stereotypes, "normal" vs "abnormal"
#50 - Picture 01/27/2015 on Include 0
#8 - Molson Export. A Canadian beer, which explains a lot of things.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on 10/10 +348
User avatar #12 - deerdevil (01/27/2015) [-]
Nah mate, he's talking about Emu Export cuz, fucking true blue aussie beer. 10/10 straya again.
User avatar #33 - TheHutchie (01/27/2015) [-]
...There's plenty of "Export" beers. If we're just going by the "it was the one from your country" then it must've been Carling Export.

My point is, how can any of you be so sure?
User avatar #36 - deerdevil (01/27/2015) [-]
Because I'm fucking Australian, don't question me, I'll get my fucking king brown onto you.
User avatar #51 - sunnyday (01/27/2015) [-]
Australians say Fam?
#4 - Southern connecticut here. It's snowing like a ********… 01/27/2015 on EAST COAST. BE PREPARED! 0
#10 - My cat will eat steel wool if I leave it out where he can get …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on (untitled) +9
#20 - kez (01/27/2015) [-]
My dog loves to eat napkins and tissues and anything paper like with which you wipe something else with.

She sits nonchalantly near you not even looking at it, then soon as you turn your head she charges for it and gulps it down in one.

I've trained her to not eat anything of mine food wise, I can leave my dinner on the floor, answer the door, come back and its still there cos she knows it mine, but for some reason she thinks napkins are this kind of loop-hole and she looks at me all smug like she outsmarted me everytime she does it.

Its so annoying.
User avatar #14 - thesovereigngrave (01/27/2015) [-]
My dog will chew bobby pins, safety pins (I have no idea where she find them, but it freaks me out whenever she gets one), bits of plastic, and pens. It seems like some dogs don't give a damn what something tastes like, as long as they get to chew on it.
#35 - Because when they finally snap, they've got years worth of pen… 01/27/2015 on Advice 0
#172 - I prefer wheat, personally. 01/27/2015 on For fuck's sake Tumblr 0
#187 - I respect your opinion but choose to disregard your advice. 01/27/2015 on A Challenge for SJWs 0
#17 - >look out window >sigh >open bottle of vodka 01/26/2015 on The water mains in a... +5
#136 - It's not photoshopped in-- I changed the text itself.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on A Challenge for SJWs 0
#170 - rollfourexplain (01/26/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,315**

You shouldn't do that. The last thing we need is even more extraordinary doubt about whether a picture is real or not. Please make it more obvious that it was an edit in the future.

Heck, just add brackets to the words! That sort of thing is actually used in quotes to show that the person didn't say exactly that!
EX: [jews] or [racism]
User avatar #187 - Lambda (01/27/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion but choose to disregard your advice.
#107 - Oh right. nevermind, I'm an idiot. I'm not even going to delet… 01/26/2015 on Title 0
#96 - kek is a mis-spelling of lol, the keys being right next to eac…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Title -5
User avatar #102 - poutinesalad (01/26/2015) [-]
theres five keys inbetween e and o
User avatar #107 - Lambda (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh right. nevermind, I'm an idiot. I'm not even going to delete that comment, damn.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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