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Last Login:11/28/2014
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#19 - What did you expect? Of course the network is not going to wan…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Stephen Colbert on Gamergate 0
#23 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
bs he was agaisnt the tumblr BS of the Redskin shit
#21 - sytheris (10/30/2014) [-]
That's very true, and something that only really hit home with me after seeing this interview live. I knew it happened, but you don't really get it until you experience it.
#3 - I would be thrilled to have a bunch of bird nests on my desk.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Damn it!! +32
User avatar #7 - CrazyWhiteGurl (10/31/2014) [-]
Have fun with a bunch of bird poop that will end up on your deck.
User avatar #18 - penileburglar (10/31/2014) [-]
He clearly said he wanted them to nest on his desk, can't you read?
User avatar #21 - CrazyWhiteGurl (11/01/2014) [-]
My grandparents have swallows on the side of their house. Since the birds live there, they shit there. There's shit constantly splattered on their windows as the birds come and go. I'm sure a deck would be no different.
#22 - penileburglar (11/01/2014) [-]
#4 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
"I would be thrilled to have a bunch of bird nests on my dick"
-probably not Jackie Chan, 1988
#8 - jackmanlover (10/31/2014) [-]
I would be thrilled to have a bunch of Jean Grey on my dick- Hugh Jackman 2014
#13 - samoaspider (10/31/2014) [-]
heh-heh
#13 - City blocks aren't perfectly square. So when people say "…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on history 0
#18 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2014) [-]
one corner to the next corner = a block...

usually...
#8 - "Q, what is the meaning of this?!" 10/30/2014 on SIR Patrick Stewart +4
#24 - This looks like it would be so buggy. I'd have to see it work …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#49 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
In 3 months, my team in high school were able to parse written(in the program) equations, solve them and return the answer. Parsing font is the hardest part, solving the equation is then a piece of cake ...
#11 - What we have here is not a gender problem. It's a humanity pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on true sexism +8
#148 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
There is only one solution to this problem.

DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
User avatar #20 - dragonofhoenn (10/30/2014) [-]
At least someone here gets it.
#64 - It's just that there's been this trend lately of really … 10/30/2014 on Prank +5
#19 - It was a broken oscilloscope that started bidding at 99 cents.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Seems good to me 0
User avatar #20 - quackyquack (10/30/2014) [-]
**quackyquack rolls 472,568,697** awesome thank you for quenching my curiosity. Congratulations on your wave machine.
#47 - It wouldn't work in space though. We need sorting technology t… 10/30/2014 on How coins get sorted in a... +1
#5 - There haven't been any recorded cases of anybody dying from LS… 10/30/2014 on Psych Comp 0
#3 - The elephant was given other chemicals as well as LSD in the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Psych Comp 0
#4 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2014) [-]
I thought that was iffy, I recall that (in humans at least) LSD is incapable of killing you in extremely high doses, except for some kind of allergy or something.
User avatar #5 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
There haven't been any recorded cases of anybody dying from LSD, so its lethal dose is unknown.
The thing is, that the gap between an active dose and a potential lethal dose is so large that almost nobody would even have access to quantities of LSD that large.
#6 - I once paid 99 cents for an item. And $25 shipping.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Seems good to me +4
User avatar #16 - Tusura (10/30/2014) [-]
$25 rush delivery on his vibrator replacement battery.
#14 - pacs (10/30/2014) [-]
from china ?
#10 - crankii (10/30/2014) [-]
i'm curious too
TELL US
User avatar #9 - quackyquack (10/30/2014) [-]
**quackyquack rolls 353,547,465** What was it?
#19 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
It was a broken oscilloscope that started bidding at 99 cents. Nobody else bid on it, so I got it for 99 cents. Turned out it wasn't even broken, just needed a good cleaning and calibration. It was kinda heavy, but not $25 heavy.
Pic related.
User avatar #20 - quackyquack (10/30/2014) [-]
**quackyquack rolls 472,568,697** awesome thank you for quenching my curiosity. Congratulations on your wave machine.
#118 - Just like visiting the DMV. 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#116 - Don't forget to fill those forms out IN TRIPLICATE.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#117 - locke (10/30/2014) [-]
then submit them, return them, lose them, submit them to public inquiry, lose them again, and bury them.
User avatar #118 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
Just like visiting the DMV.
#9 - Number six, the door right below it is an elevator. So the doo… 10/30/2014 on Why? 0
#99 - I never claimed to be sane. 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#5 - I love pine needles though. And pine trees. 10/30/2014 on Sad Fall +5
#34 - One time I met a girl who didn't exist. I met her in a gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on I love all of you. 0
#53 - oinos (10/30/2014) [-]
"nor did they see me with a girl that night."

ForeverAlone.jpg

Your dreams are hard as you are and your imagination is trying to tell you you're still straight even though you've not gotten some puss yet.
#91 - What are those?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#98 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2014) [-]
That's a sane way to live...be afraid of everyone and never speak because you might get hurt. Yep, real great way to live
User avatar #99 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
I never claimed to be sane.
#88 - Oh, I meant, only in public with strangers. Like I wouldn't ch…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... +1
#90 - winglit (10/30/2014) [-]
how do you make friends?
User avatar #91 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
What are those?
#98 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2014) [-]
That's a sane way to live...be afraid of everyone and never speak because you might get hurt. Yep, real great way to live
User avatar #99 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
I never claimed to be sane.
#85 - That, of course, would exclude communication between two peopl…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... +3
#114 - locke (10/30/2014) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, I do believe I have just found the beginning of the Political path to turning everyone on this planet into Vogon's from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
User avatar #116 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
Don't forget to fill those forms out IN TRIPLICATE.
#117 - locke (10/30/2014) [-]
then submit them, return them, lose them, submit them to public inquiry, lose them again, and bury them.
User avatar #118 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
Just like visiting the DMV.
#83 - Well, if it weren't for the first amendment, it could be made …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... +1
User avatar #85 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
That, of course, would exclude communication between two people who previously agreed to outside communication in an approved setting.
Don't forget to fill out the "request for communication" forms, and the other party needs to fill out their "acceptance of communication" forms too.
#114 - locke (10/30/2014) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, I do believe I have just found the beginning of the Political path to turning everyone on this planet into Vogon's from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
User avatar #116 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
Don't forget to fill those forms out IN TRIPLICATE.
#117 - locke (10/30/2014) [-]
then submit them, return them, lose them, submit them to public inquiry, lose them again, and bury them.
User avatar #118 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
Just like visiting the DMV.
#82 - Allow me to paraphrase from a comment: "It's not what…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... +2
#87 - winglit (10/30/2014) [-]
wouldnt that... how would anything get done? Imagine if my customers (I fix ATC Equipment) did that shit, like all their radios are down and they just sittin by the phone "well I hope he directly engages me so that we can tell those planes whove been circling over head for 3 hours they can land"
User avatar #88 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I meant, only in public with strangers. Like I wouldn't chat up the guy sitting next to me on the train unless he said hello first.
#90 - winglit (10/30/2014) [-]
how do you make friends?
User avatar #91 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
What are those?
#98 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2014) [-]
That's a sane way to live...be afraid of everyone and never speak because you might get hurt. Yep, real great way to live
User avatar #99 - Lambda (10/30/2014) [-]
I never claimed to be sane.
#15 - I dunno man. Where I am, people do **** like this… 10/29/2014 on That asphalt -2
#249 - When are all you people going to understand that truth and fac…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Scary email's y'all +1
#255 - electricwulf (10/29/2014) [-]
I have returned to Funnyjunk in a dark age of the internet it seems.
User avatar #261 - huntergriff (10/29/2014) [-]
it's been going on for two months.
#262 - electricwulf (10/29/2014) [-]
I was playing Star Wars the Old Republic for at least the entire summer. I never browse 4chan so I had no Idea it was happening.
User avatar #264 - huntergriff (10/29/2014) [-]
Well if you want to know, here's this gamergate.me/

and below is what gamergate has a problem with.

pastebin.com/uVb63Rd7

It's been a real shitstorm since august 29th.
#266 - electricwulf (10/29/2014) [-]
Next they'll demand the Second Amendment to be removed from the constitution because it makes man more aggressive.
User avatar #251 - huntergriff (10/29/2014) [-]
then I don't think I want to live in this world.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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