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Lambda

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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1204
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 3444 total,  3603 ,  159
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Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 25.9% (259/1000)
Level 364 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 365 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:9
Content Views:16546
Times Content Favorited:219 times
Total Comments Made:9848
FJ Points:38122

latest user's comments

#20 - At this point, these MRA people are as annoying as the feminaz…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Maybe there aren't enough... 0
User avatar #30 - goodhomer (05/16/2015) [-]
They are. 100%. Same crazy, different gender.
#17 - See, you should keep that receipt and then ```accidentally''' … 05/16/2015 on i wish +1
#12 - You seem pretty negative about it. Where I am (connecticut) ma… 05/16/2015 on need a ride? 0
#8 - "koffein" is Swedish for caffeine. So I highly doubt… 05/14/2015 on drugged spiders.. 0
#28 - I can't offer you advice, but maybe empathy. I failed so many …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Oh fuck FJ +2
User avatar #56 - advice (05/15/2015) [-]
can confirm graduation is real, but you must traverse the Dark Souls of college education to reach it
#1 - Do people still do 25i? I got the impression it was a rather s… 05/14/2015 on When the 25-i hits you 0
#5 - I think she just wants to be president so that she can have a …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Bill Clinton +189
User avatar #167 - sphincterface (05/15/2015) [-]
But she's so fucking crusty and old now. Ewww...I can't think of a single man who would want to do that. Besides maybe Bill.
User avatar #154 - stealingbikes (05/15/2015) [-]
Ugh that would be a fate worse than death
User avatar #121 - joshwontwon (05/15/2015) [-]
So she wants to do it in the oral office
User avatar #87 - elcreepo (05/14/2015) [-]
No intern would do that.

No man on earth would do that, save maybe the depraved ones at my level, and we don't get white house internships.
User avatar #76 - fukkendragonite (05/14/2015) [-]
Pretty much what I was thinking.
User avatar #61 - ztheart (05/14/2015) [-]
More like the oral office, amirite
User avatar #11 - hanakoikezawa (05/14/2015) [-]
>old lickaroo
#32 - buymemilk (05/14/2015) [-]
#7 - pjers (05/14/2015) [-]
"oval office" hue
#15 - That article is remarkably poorly written. Not even an attempt…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Stood his ground 0
User avatar #16 - somuchfreedom (05/12/2015) [-]
noooo you don't say?
#20 - Protip: You can do literally whatever you want, just so long a… 05/12/2015 on Vape +1
#26 - I believe there are recorded incidents of that. Divers being s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Art thou feeling it now Mr... +9
#29 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
FuckingBrutal.jpg
#19 - Her name IS on the patent, for what that's worth. Hedy Ma… 05/12/2015 on Hedy Lamarr +4
#26 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Best wish +39
#108 - jumperzero (05/13/2015) [-]
sauce?
#118 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
Ukraine Road Trip: Inside Chernobyl (Series 21, Episode 3)
#52 - what's this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Blacks Portrayed in Anime 0
User avatar #59 - admiralen (05/12/2015) [-]
black heaven
#25 - It's highly subjective. That's part of the reason why "yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on the hunger games +6
#26 - sirpnie (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah. I just finished a philosophy class last quarter. So I think I have dealt with a my share of that kind of stuff for a solid life time.
#23 - The thing about this is, when you have a static sentence or st… 05/11/2015 on 500 words per minute 0
#4 - Must be a professional soccer player.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2015 on When you need some extra... +112
#7 - kez (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, she should have been wearing pussy pads and a helmet.
#6 - gerfox (05/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - darkcrim (05/11/2015) [-]
Or a basketball player.
#8 - like Portugal?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Legalise it 0
User avatar #17 - wotterpatch (05/12/2015) [-]
That's not how it works in portuagal.

In portugal you're not punished for doing drugs, you are put into a rehab program. They don't just let you do drugs
#13 - Biology is just applied chemistry, which is just applied physi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Based Neil drops the truthbomb +1
#37 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#17 - parashizo (05/11/2015) [-]
#16 - Yeah but I imagine he would get suspicious when nine months pa…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Good New's Everyone +3
#76 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
The obvious thought is probably that if she's already 'pregnant' she'd convince the guy to not use a condom. Shit's fucked up.
#55 - adrenalinbbq (05/11/2015) [-]
If she's pretty enough to smash, and then you believe she's pregnant, you're gonna raw dog that as much as humanly possible to get your money's worth before you have to pay out.
#25 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
I hear theres such thing as miscarriage but I think that might be bs.
User avatar #26 - demcupcakes (05/11/2015) [-]
With no growth of the stomach? k
User avatar #39 - Garblestickleshlop (05/11/2015) [-]
She would obviously have to fake the miscarriage before one would expect stomach growth. The stomach doesn't normally show for the first 16-18 weeks. That's 4 months to fake it.
User avatar #40 - Garblestickleshlop (05/11/2015) [-]
I meant 14-16*
#9 - If you are not allowed to feel bad because there are people wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2015 on the hunger games +36
#23 - sirpnie (05/11/2015) [-]
What classifies the most fortunate and least fortunate people?
User avatar #25 - Lambda (05/11/2015) [-]
It's highly subjective. That's part of the reason why "you cannot be sad, there are people less fortunate people than you" is such a fallacy.
#26 - sirpnie (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah. I just finished a philosophy class last quarter. So I think I have dealt with a my share of that kind of stuff for a solid life time.
User avatar #15 - alfonshister (05/11/2015) [-]
Strive for more, be thankful you have what you need and thankful you don't have it worse than others

what's so difficult?
#10 - oosulley (05/11/2015) [-]
I don't know how I feel about this comment.
#79 - Life hack: If you kill him afterwards and hide the body real g…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Sweet sweet karma +41
#81 - isolovegames (05/11/2015) [-]
Life hack - life hack : you can dissolve 80% of the body in Coca Cola and dump the remains in the sewage (caution could take up to 4 days depending on victim's body's fat / muscle / height ratio)
#111 - lennybrown (05/11/2015) [-]
The smell of the process is really bad and police dogs can traces it so do it in a cabin in the county or somewhere remote. Tip! chop body pieces up and have them melt at different locations also get some money out of it sell his organs first on a black vander it also makes the job harder to trace and easier to get rid of, it is a nice way to get rid of your mortal energy and get some easy cash you can easily make half a million if all his organs are in tacked on the European black market.
#11 - It's known as the Streisand effect. 05/10/2015 on Putin +1
#159 - In America, university costs a lot of money. And books co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on College 0
User avatar #205 - recoveryone (05/09/2015) [-]
There's these magical things called scholarships, grants and GI Bills.
#2 - I have files like that. Except I don't write about rocks and I…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Random ass greentext 0
User avatar #6 - skrimus (05/08/2015) [-]
Sometimes I write my thought down exactly how they come it gives me clarity, but I never save them best to delete that shit.
#2 - *muffled banjo twang in the distance*  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Bus Stop +76
#8 - shadowgandalf (05/08/2015) [-]
If it hadn't been for cotton eyed hoe, i'd been married long time ago
#9 - shadowgandalf (05/08/2015) [-]
joe*
User avatar #12 - killerliquid (05/08/2015) [-]
adds a whole new twist to the song though

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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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