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- I live in a place where the trees are allowed to damage the si…
That's cool and all for a small one-way road in a small town that sees like three cars a day, but if you're letting a tree grow how the fuck ever it wants in other areas, you're not only damaging the sidewalk but the tree might mess with pipes in the ground.
Near my home, there's a small forest on one side of the street. If we'd plant a tree in the middle of the sidewalk there, then kids would need to drive on the road on their way to school in the morning.
I think everyone is supposed to drive on the road, even kids.
Judging by the tree and its root spread at the time of it becoming a problem, its roots would have almost certainly kept expanding into the roads.
Kids are supposed to be taking their bikes along the sidewalk or designated bike paths, assuming they are riding your average kid bike.
No he said drive, like cars, and I'm making fun of that.
Ayy, with a one-lane, two-way street that's gets busy during rush hours, we have a bike-lane on one side of the road and on the other side - that side with the kids - we have a wider sidewalk with a sign that pedestrians and bikes should share it.
Which works good, if you don't have a tree in the middle of the sidewalk.
Trees in our neighborhood can't crack or destroy sidewalks, we never have a problem because we just don't plant massive ass 300 ft trees. We have plenty of beautiful trees.
Do you think trees become 300 feet tall shortly after planted or something?
Do you think people haul in a 300 foot tall tree, bash a hole into the side walk, toss the tree in the hole, and then hope no one notices?
Since this somehow needs clarification, my neighborhood is lined with trees similar in size and type to a flowering almond tree. It never destroys the sidewalks and we never have any problems
No what I meant was we don't plant seeds that will grow into a big ass tree. Normal tree seeds
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- >tfw my oats and potatoes are not bully
- He does use his mouth, he uses ventriloquist-style techniques …
Psychics, mediums, healers...
- But then they can light the school on fire knowing everybody w…
At my former high school, when the fire alarm went off, we were taught to wait momentarily for an announcement declaring if it was a real fire or not.
Therefore, if it was a shooter pulling the alarm, we would know since the announcement would tell us that this is neither a drill or a real fire.
Silence would also do it in the case the shooter somehow manages to stealthily kill the people in the office in some manner.
But yeah, this way of using fire alarm seemed pretty handy imo.
Well, there's just no winning, now is there?
Switching sides might do the trick
- If it's making noise, it's already too late for an oil change.
>Implying she has one
- I think it's fake. They would never refer to themselves as &qu…
- Careful with that joke, it's an antique.
- Is that piss on that seat, or just a shadow?
Sydney's train seats also...
- This is why I hate reddit. A little argument and they lock the…
Bunch of pansy ass cucks in their 30's who never shuts the fuck up over their first kid and bring up these parent-memes fucking everywhere. Is it just me or are people who get their first kid generally obnoxius about it? Ugh, i hate when they bring it up in every discussion they can and reddit is full of people like that.
We should raid it.
Do you think ANYONE cares about what you have to say you ugly cunt?
Sometimes i piss myself little by little during conversations with women.
Not really, you wouldn't believe how easy it is for Reddit to go off the rails into completely unrelated topics. There are way more users on that website and most posts have at least 5000 to over 10,000 comments. On important subreddits like /r/askscience, unrelated comment chains are deleted. Most of the times they are just puns, jokes, personal anecdotes, and other bullshit wasting everyone's time.
Which you can just thumb down. 90% of what I learn comes from things that are only vaguely relevant. If all of that had been censored, I'd be no smarter than a redditor.
Bruhh fucking reddit down voted me because I said French Canadian wasnt a race.
canadian isnt even a race
If French Canadian is a race I can put English American as my race now
AskHistorians can be a fucking freak show. Especially if the question isn't solely history centric.
depends on the sub
obviously if you go to a sub dedicated to explaining things as simple as possible and want to start rambling about CMOs, it's inevitable the lock
mods are suppossed to read all the comments and actually moderate, and can't do that if over 500 users are spamming unrelated shit
But reddit is a bastion of muh free speech!
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