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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#380
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#26 - This is why we can't have nice things. 03/28/2012 on Exes +1
#35 - Yeah, when I ran out of ink I'd print in deep blue. Nobody eve… 03/28/2012 on typing an essay 0
#32 - You must be some kind of computer genius!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on typing an essay +4
User avatar #41 - commiecomrade (03/28/2012) [-]
When you're done typing your essay, you can hold down the power button to activate voice recognition. Then, merely order your computer to print it for you while the button is pressed.
#31 - Picture 03/28/2012 on typing an essay +4
#30 - Yeah, google docs! A few months ago, my hard drive started wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2012 on typing an essay +2
User avatar #34 - zhahje (03/28/2012) [-]
lol at the ink idea. This is sort of unrelated, but I once ran out of black ink the day before some paper in highschool, and had the idea to somehow force the printer to print using the three basic colors. However, I thought that was retarded and, since my printer uses these retarded all-in-one color cartridges, where if you run out of one color you're basically fucked, I ended up looking which color was the less used and printing the whole thing in magenta lol.
User avatar #35 - Lambda (03/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, when I ran out of ink I'd print in deep blue. Nobody ever noticed, or if they did they didn't care. One time I ran out of paper so I printed my whole essay on notebook paper, complete with fringes.
I was one crazy badass rebel, I was.
#51 - But what was in that one omitted comment? 03/28/2012 on 4chan, you so silly 0
#25 - her. 03/28/2012 on Rape then Ice cream 0
#24 - Don't listen to this dude. A laser of any wavelength (even inv…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2012 on Rape then Ice cream 0
#50 - scantoz (03/28/2012) [-]
I meant pointer... not a high power one.. like a fucking doller store laser pointer.. the red laser will not blind you unless you know more than my electrical engineer teacher.
User avatar #82 - Lambda (03/28/2012) [-]
A cheap pointer won't blind you because it's very low power, and a very cheap laser diode. It has nothing to do with the color or absorption. In fact, your retina absorbing light would actually make it more vulnerable to that wavelength.
#91 - scantoz (03/28/2012) [-]
oh shit say word it got it the other way around, your eyes dont absorb red, they absorb green.. My bad..
#85 - scantoz (03/28/2012) [-]
Im just saying what the dude told me and I remembered on CSI Miami they had an episode with a dude flying a private jet then crashes it and they find out i was because of a green laser pointer.. I put them together and it makes perfect sense. Ill ask him again tomorrow since you now made me interested but I doubt hes wrong, he rarely is.
#116 - I lost it at the bananas. 03/28/2012 on Going Gorillas! 0
#79 - Despite, I don't think I'd actually want to put my own dick in… 03/28/2012 on /v/ on portal guns +3
#24 - I remember one time at walmart when I was just a little kid, I… 03/28/2012 on Oak knows best 0
#38 - prepare for top comment. 03/28/2012 on how it works 0
#157 - Was that clip from tim & eric, awesome show?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2012 on What the fuck? 0
User avatar #162 - glassmaker (03/27/2012) [-]
yes
#205 - tropius (03/28/2012) [-]
Your profile picture.
User avatar #274 - captainrattrap (03/28/2012) [-]
Mother...


Fucking...
User avatar #233 - piclemaniscool (03/28/2012) [-]
Oh fuck, my brain!
#218 - darthidiot (03/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #273 - captainrattrap (03/28/2012) [-]
Sav'd....
#551 - Didn't we used to be able to sort all pictures by descending o… 03/27/2012 on We could call it the shit... 0
#211 - Man, you're gonna lose that finger. 03/26/2012 on Why nobody else had one +4
#84 - Billiards level: asian. 03/26/2012 on Better luck next time 0
#180 - Diamonds. Ice is diamonds.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2012 on nigger talk +1
User avatar #231 - msvegeta (03/26/2012) [-]
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ice

Oh, and yes, you're partially right. But I'm not a simpleton like you guys seem to think, ice really is slang used by dealers to describe methamphetamines
User avatar #181 - msvegeta (03/26/2012) [-]
I like your username ^-^
#19 - The Vermin Supreme meme is so underused. MORE COMICS LIKE THIS! 03/26/2012 on Whenever a tard works in a... 0
#138 - Yeah, 9000 is a lie. Always has been. 03/25/2012 on dragon ball +1
#33 - What... what was the plot of this episode?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2012 on Seems....Spongebob-ish 0
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#126 - '94 here. I just about missed the 90's, but a lot of what I ha… 03/25/2012 on Those annoying kids 0
#39 - Get rid of that language pack. 03/25/2012 on Facebook (-1) -1
#79 - My hobby: Finding "will you marry me" signs on … 03/25/2012 on He grew some balls. +14
#120 - I only use tapes for rapid access recording. It does make me l… 03/25/2012 on Sounds About Right 0
#41 - I'VE MISSED THIS MEME SO MUCH 03/24/2012 on Whenever a tard opens his... +9
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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