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#7 - I think that this man was about to demonstrate a technique for… 09/13/2014 on Absolutely Terrifying 0
#25 - I can't wait to see her back on her feet again. The last seaso…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Korra's new look +6
#26 - andovaredoras (09/13/2014) [-]
I just hope she will finally be able to ''feel needed''.
#47 - "To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machin… 09/11/2014 on CAPS LOCK OF RAGE! 0
#46 - Yeah, if seating is limited. If there's plenty of space availa… 09/11/2014 on CAPS LOCK OF RAGE! +1
#11 - I installed a secret killswitch on the tv, actually. I used on… 09/10/2014 on Black Swan +2
#63 - For some reason people always seem to respond to my comments m… 09/10/2014 on What I wasn't expecting in... 0
#8 - Just tilt the damn thing until chips start to slide out into y… 09/10/2014 on Dear Pringles +2
#5 - Who's this 10 year old kid?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Wow. 0
User avatar #6 - NeucularNINJA (09/10/2014) [-]
There was a post about it when the Zoe Quinn stuff first happened. He was just some random kid on twitter against SJWs so they found his facebook which had his address and they threatened to come to his house and murder him. He was pretty chill about it though.
#4 - Man, that was a low blow. The dude might lose his job over tha…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/10/2014 on well this is Britain all over +342
#9 - theteddy (09/10/2014) [-]
It's in britain
Trust me, there's 0 chance they will be able to fire him over that..
It is exceptionally hard to get rid of employees in this country
User avatar #42 - lolzordz (09/10/2014) [-]
Mr Smith, we...we can't have you working here anymore

y-you too
#47 - theteddy (09/10/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #17 - assassindash (09/10/2014) [-]
It sounds like this is coming from someone who tried to get someone fired....
#37 - theteddy (09/10/2014) [-]
It's coming from someone who works in britain.
I got no idea how you even came relatively close to your conclusion though
User avatar #18 - burdenedsoul (09/10/2014) [-]
or get himself fired
User avatar #24 - assassindash (09/10/2014) [-]
Wouldn't it be better to quit?
#38 - theteddy (09/10/2014) [-]
If you quit, you usually end up getting nothing, unless you're on very good terms with your bosses.
If you end up fired somehow, you'll get the monetary equivalent of the holidays that you haven't taken, whatever bonus packages there are + a full years (usually) salary. Depending on the type of job you do ofcourse.
User avatar #26 - rheago (09/10/2014) [-]
If you get fired the company is the one who breaks contract making them have to pay you.
Source, my mom got fired after 30 years on the job and she got around €30k
User avatar #27 - assassindash (09/10/2014) [-]
So, the job market around the world.... Britain got the best right now?
User avatar #29 - commontroll (09/10/2014) [-]
Most places that aren't a minimum wage or retail job have severance packages. Because of that lots of businesses try to pressure employees to quit by making conditions shitty for them.
User avatar #28 - rheago (09/10/2014) [-]
Fuck no
Also the thing with my mom happened in the netherlands but it's probably the same for a lot of the European countries
User avatar #57 - crampers (09/10/2014) [-]
Yup
#105 - Synthetic cannabinoids have been around for a long time. … 09/09/2014 on Or Snoop Dog for seven hours. 0
#65 - Not to mention the difficulty of activating a key with zero fo… 09/09/2014 on Future 0
#64 - Great, now you can't type without looking at the keys because …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Future +1
User avatar #65 - Lambda (09/09/2014) [-]
Not to mention the difficulty of activating a key with zero force-- needing to hover your hands over the keyboard when idle instead of letting them rest gently on the keys.
This is very impractical.
#14 - First anime I ever watched. I really love it. 09/07/2014 on weed.exe +1
#13 - Well, if a police officer uses any force against somebody, the… 09/07/2014 on Explain this +7
#120 - It's also too important to politics to allow the government to…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Kiss me if I'm wrong -1
User avatar #145 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2014) [-]
Everything's too important to let anyone control.
#100 - It looks like they're unfinished. These ships usually have som… 09/07/2014 on MV Blue Marlin +1
#27 - Either he modified the weapon, or it's not real.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on The Bulldozer of Fallujah 0
#120 - newall (09/08/2014) [-]
i mean, aside from the fact it isn't an M2, it's definitely made up.
#13 - What if the local government just paid the homeless to do this…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Homeless man 0
#95 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
where would the government get that money?
#20 - nahbro (09/05/2014) [-]
There are already sanitation workers and cleaners. This would definitely impact their jobs.

There's also only so much you can do to clean without the proper tools.

Still though, with some thought and money put into it, I could really consider that viable. The difficult part would be stopping people who just want a little extra cash doing work that the homeless person who needs to get basic necessities
User avatar #19 - godtherapist (09/05/2014) [-]
That would never happen because it makes too much sense.
#40 - b-b-but where else can I watch 12 straight hours of Ninja Warrior?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Videogame market today 0
User avatar #71 - azraelthemage (09/05/2014) [-]
Not G4. They stopped doing that about a year or two before shutting down.
#18 - Whenever I order from northwest import parts, they throw a cou… 09/04/2014 on Tumblr 0
#26 - I think it would work, even if it doesn't get completely cooke… 09/03/2014 on Gordon Ramsay would be pleased 0
#77 - What about a bose-einstein condensate? 09/03/2014 on matter 0
#48 - You can just dial 911 and not say anything, or hang up immedia…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on In Australia... +1
User avatar #55 - jaysnk (09/03/2014) [-]
they might call back which might give away a hiding spot
User avatar #58 - vortexrain (09/03/2014) [-]
Put the thing on silent, and watch for the screen to light up.
#53 - thebeatlesfan (09/03/2014) [-]
But the intruder might hear the 911 operator. Either way, I remember hearing somewhere that it is possible to text 911
#18 - There are often instructions available for removing laptop key… 09/02/2014 on dirty keyboard 0
#37 - Oh. I didn't look at his name, lol. 09/02/2014 on Formal attire in summer +3
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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