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#15 - Those things have a lifetime warranty on them. Did you try sen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on That's awesome moment 0
User avatar #16 - metired (08/19/2012) [-]
Yes, it was easy to fix them before, but now its so much back and forth. Have to ship the to the factory or some shit, instead of just fixing it in out local electronic store.
#12 - I use Koss porta-pros for everyday music, and Koss Pro4AA for …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on That's awesome moment 0
User avatar #13 - metired (08/19/2012) [-]
I have koss porta pro, and they are easy to break. One earplug keeps falling off all the time, so i dont want koss anymore. But thanks for answering!
User avatar #15 - Lambda (08/19/2012) [-]
Those things have a lifetime warranty on them. Did you try sending them back for repair?
User avatar #16 - metired (08/19/2012) [-]
Yes, it was easy to fix them before, but now its so much back and forth. Have to ship the to the factory or some shit, instead of just fixing it in out local electronic store.
#4 - You download a torrent, you're actually getting the file from …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on . +49
#24 - devout feminist (08/20/2012) [-]
i would like to seed my torrent, but i dont know how to. awesome username btw
#5 - Oh god. That scene is why I don't tell my friends I have a cat. 08/19/2012 on Where new memes die 0
#3 - Physics is a bitch. 08/19/2012 on Stay calm +7
#3 - Wasn't there an episode of Dr. Who like that?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Television today. 0
User avatar #5 - theRomaniantroll (08/19/2012) [-]
I think you're referring to "The Beast Below." It was the second episode with Smith. The button decided whether or not you agreed with the idea of trapping the beast. You could disagree or agree, either way you forgot. You could be referring to something totally different though, I'm not sure.
#6 - devout feminist (08/19/2012) [-]
Most likely referring to Bad Wolf from season 1 of the revival. It had a big brother version where getting voted out meant you were vaporized (or so it seemed)
#10 - Don't let your job consume you. Get married if you can find tr…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/19/2012 on This +193
User avatar #171 - jumpedovermybuses (08/20/2012) [-]
If this interests you, read this: opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/category/the-stone/
#131 - fluttershygirl (08/20/2012) [-]
I tried to explain to the judge that Lambda said there were only guidelines about running meth labs. Lambda, you've ruined my life. =(
#279 - melcor (08/20/2012) [-]
<-- what you should have told the judge
#159 - wiljones (08/20/2012) [-]
Should have called walter white
#179 - ireclamation (08/20/2012) [-]
you watch tonights episode? shit was crazy kind of
User avatar #186 - thatevanguy (08/20/2012) [-]
I think they dissolved that kid in acid...

#188 - ireclamation (08/20/2012) [-]
have you seen it? i don't want to say any spoilers
User avatar #189 - thatevanguy (08/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, just finished watching it.

User avatar #205 - AllenIverson (08/20/2012) [-]
the part where jesse makes small talk with skyler was absolutely hilarious
User avatar #206 - thatevanguy (08/20/2012) [-]
I couldn't stop laughing when he started drinking for a full 30 seconds, with the expression of "Oh shit" on his face.
#187 - ireclamation (08/20/2012) [-]
indeed they did
User avatar #133 - Lambda (08/20/2012) [-]
Well they are guidelines, but some of them are good advice. Like, not running a meth lab.
User avatar #114 - drcookiemonster (08/20/2012) [-]
Exactly. Life is only a template.
#48 - devout feminist (08/20/2012) [-]
Sincerely, thank you.
#15 - lol, I had the mental image for a sec of somebody wearing a ru… 08/19/2012 on You have angered the maker +2
#12 - ...what the fuck would they be doing with a glove?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on You have angered the maker 0
#14 - devout feminist (08/19/2012) [-]
The glove is a condom
User avatar #15 - Lambda (08/19/2012) [-]
lol, I had the mental image for a sec of somebody wearing a rubber glove on his dick.
#95 - WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH! 08/19/2012 on Warning: Not for Epileptics -2
#112 - It's the fat cops you gotta watch out for... they can't chase … 08/19/2012 on Donuts +4
#245 - Hit it. 08/19/2012 on Ultimate Troll +9
#130 - If america did invade Iraq for oil, why the hell are we still …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2012 on BRAZIL NEEDS MORE DEMOCRACY +16
#202 - devout feminist (08/19/2012) [-]
So you really think that after all of that "weapons of mass destruction" bullshit the American government is just gonna say "Yeah we just went there to get their oil so we could lower our gas price."
If they lower the prices out of the blue it just validates that they needed an excuse to invade Iraq.
#134 - devout feminist (08/19/2012) [-]
Fucking hell mate $4 a gallon :O oh no... so expensive :O we're paying $6.04 a gallon in the UK... get over yourself
User avatar #330 - derpydemoman (08/19/2012) [-]
Because the UK is such a large and expansive country.
User avatar #163 - fillyfel (08/19/2012) [-]
sucks to suck
#139 - rickmac (08/19/2012) [-]
man that really sucks, because driving is totally a necessity in the UK
User avatar #133 - thewalruss (08/19/2012) [-]
That's because you are the symbol of capitalism... That's why you can´t have a deep culture, low prices or a free health system.
#131 - When I was little, my friends and I used to hang by the pool w… 08/19/2012 on smart boy +14
#29 - Quick question: how did he get the key behind her eye?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Jigsaw suprised +1
User avatar #31 - ultimoz (08/16/2012) [-]
This wasn't a real saw thing. There was a completely different one where it was a man with a key behind his eye, he had to rip it out with a scalpel to unlock this thing round his neck which activates in 1 minute and slams round his head with spikes.
#38 - "What's your favorite band?" "Yes." …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on The band Yes +25
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#129 - That's your right. All I'm saying is that even if there never … 08/16/2012 on Evolution 0
#29 - Well said, friend, God bless ya. 08/16/2012 on faith in humanity restored 0
#33 - MOTHER FUCKING CAT-BEARD! Am I the only one who grabbed my…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Give this man a medal +2
User avatar #38 - kanatana (08/16/2012) [-]
If I had a cat, I'd be there with you. My poodle, however, would not be amused.
#112 - Until just a couple months ago, the Higgs Bosun couldn't be pr…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Evolution +2
User avatar #121 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
However, until the proof is found, or enough evidence can be provided to prove god's existence, I shall remain an atheist.
User avatar #129 - Lambda (08/16/2012) [-]
That's your right. All I'm saying is that even if there never is proof of God's existence there is also no proof to God's nonexistence.
What am I getting at here? We as humans may never know if God is real or not, and it's ignorant to assume anybody can know the entire truth. If one is to believe in God, that is a matter of faith.
User avatar #123 - kanatana (08/16/2012) [-]
Conservation of mass and energy. If there is no god, then where did the universe come from? If there was nothing before the universe, then where did the mass and energy contained in the universe originate?
#184 - devout feminist (08/16/2012) [-]
The big bang was when all mass and energy was compacted into a tiny point, which then expanded suddenly. The big bang does not currently violate any laws of physics.
User avatar #126 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
So, your method of vindicating god is to try and disprove the other side? I said offer proof of god; not try to disprove science.
User avatar #127 - kanatana (08/16/2012) [-]
Ah, true, but isn't elimination impossibilities also a part of the process?
User avatar #130 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
Then why aren't you eliminating the one that's saying it doesn't have to explain itself? I'd rather the one who says he has no answer yet, as compared to one that says it doesn't need to answer. I refuse to buy into dogmas.
User avatar #128 - kanatana (08/16/2012) [-]
Also, not necessarily trying to argue one side or the other, but I'm knowledgeable enough to play Devil's Advocate for both sides of the argument.
User avatar #140 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
In the end, it goes "to each his own". To answer your initial question, we are currently researching the HIggs Boson particle. This particle would mean that the "Higgs Field" is a reality, and it enables multiple things to exist on the same plane; thus creating mass, or rather, drawing in mass.
User avatar #131 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
Same, but you have to go deeper! (Insert inception meme)
User avatar #137 - kanatana (08/16/2012) [-]
That's what she said.

But in any case, today I prefer to argue for the most basic question-- if you are someone who believes in science over religion (not saying you are, but for the argument, just go with it) then I'd really like to know if there is any proof out there that there was something before the universe, or even if there were any valid theories on the matter.
User avatar #148 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
Another thing, we don't believe in science. At least I don't, personally speaking anyways. Science is not something to be believed in; it's merely an objective method of explaining observable truths that are liable to be re-written upon the discovery of new evidence. It's all about expanding our horizons and understanding what's around us.
User avatar #142 - blargtastic (08/16/2012) [-]
Ah, cool. I answered you just before this ^_^. Anyways, it's a theory right now, but that's the beauty of it. We don't turn our nose when something pops up that conflicts with our current perception of reality. We embrace it and research it until we can properly explain and replicate it.
#77 - Wish You Were Here is a fucking work of art. But in my opinion…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on I weep for the future +2
#92 - devout feminist (08/16/2012) [-]
Time is personally my favorite, followed closely by The Wall.
#98 - lackofcareingerer (08/16/2012) [-]
time is a song and the wall is an album, which song from the wall do u mean
User avatar #89 - minecraftcellz (08/16/2012) [-]
it's goddamn close, though
#26 - Isn't this a Katt williams joke?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Wise words from a black man. +2
User avatar #38 - fukkentyranitar (08/16/2012) [-]
#18 - The critical differences between a hairdresser and a barber ar… 08/16/2012 on Field cannot be empty. +1
#24181 - Anybody ever listen to the Canadian band Metric? Somebody just…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #24305 - mcadrockd (08/16/2012) [-]
I love Metric and any girl singer that doesn't sing pop. Congrats on the discovery.
User avatar #24208 - thecjss (08/16/2012) [-]
you should check out maylee todd
the throwaways (calgary, ab) (they're a bit more hard)
Kate Nash (not canadian but I always think of her when I think of metreic for some reason)

#57 - Ah, the joys of the CB radio. "Breaker 3-0, lambda c… 08/16/2012 on I won't put up with this... +1
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#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
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User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
The worst part. I fap to shit like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..shit
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird shit ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are fucking awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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