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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#15 - That would have been so epic.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on You bet ya. +1
User avatar #38 - evilanakie (11/24/2012) [-]
*eshcape
#19 - I formatted your hard drive to profess my love to you! So do I… 11/24/2012 on Friendly Virus :) 0
#81 - Depends on what sort of doctor you are, and what job you're do… 11/24/2012 on LOL WUT?! 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on Real classy +6
#13 - chopyourhandoff (11/24/2012) [-]
#35 - Picture 11/23/2012 on I almost died +8
#212 - Will watch, thank you. 11/23/2012 on The Complete Twillight Saga 0
#146 - It's wibbly wobbly timey wimey. I ain't gotta explain *… 11/23/2012 on Doctor Who Fact of the Day +2
#201 - I always thought the concept of a vampire attending high schoo…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2012 on The Complete Twillight Saga +2
User avatar #223 - beaterz (11/24/2012) [-]
that seriously sounds like any movie made with a crappy budget out there...
User avatar #213 - uppitywhitey (11/23/2012) [-]
i read one back in high school that was about college age vampires...only it portrayed them as drug addicts who had groupies who were obsessed with the idea of being their sex slaves and becoming their infinite supply of blood...the vampires even gave them liquids and iron supplements to help them out after they were fed upon. i wish i could remember the name of the book, it was actually really good.
User avatar #205 - esmebuffay (11/23/2012) [-]
Sounds a lot like Freight Night but the vampire doesn't go to high school, he lives next to a high school kid. But aside from that it's exactly how you describe it.
User avatar #212 - Lambda (11/23/2012) [-]
Will watch, thank you.
#9 - If cells made perfect copies of themselves we'd live forever, … 11/23/2012 on Regeneration from our Body 0
#14 - Amazing. Golf balls are liquid in disguise. 11/23/2012 on Golf Ball Slow Mo +1
#21 - I didn't mean that was a bad thing-- On the contrary, I thin… 11/23/2012 on Facebook (69) +2
#3 - And-a-one, and-a-two, and a 1-2- **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Easy....easy....easy....eas... +146
#22 - suponion (11/23/2012) [-]
#4 - Mebeshe (11/23/2012) [-]
#10 - It's amazing how Western cultures decided to pick up food by t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Facebook (69) -3
User avatar #15 - skeetonamber (11/23/2012) [-]
Leave it to the asians to come up with something complicated, when you can just pick it up, or jab it with a fork...
User avatar #21 - Lambda (11/23/2012) [-]
I didn't mean that was a bad thing-- On the contrary, I think it's sophisticated and elegant.
User avatar #11 - pseudobob (11/23/2012) [-]
They didn't want to get their hands dirty, but most food in China is technically finger food or at least in small portions. Boom, chopsticks.
#10 - Yes... "destroyed" by the members of the police depa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on !!!ITS A TRAP!!! +39
#15 - terminalinfinity (11/23/2012) [-]
Yep. I remember seeing this video about the cannabis museum in Amsterdam. The creators talked about the live marijuana the had growing for people too see and what they did with it when it go too big it went something like this
Narrator: So what do you do with the cannabis once its reached its height
Creator: Well we arent a commercial establishment licensed to sell it, so we have to destroy it
Narrator: Where does the marijuana go to be destroyed?
Creator: In a pipe, a water pipe if were feeling special.
#40 - Famous Titties for 300, Trebek  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Tits +13
User avatar #82 - hauntzor (11/23/2012) [-]
I'll take "Jap Anus Relations," please.

That's "Japan-US Relations," Mr. Connery.
#39 - I'm never quite sure how to pronounce that word without a vowe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Witty title 0
User avatar #40 - spooncup (11/25/2012) [-]
I pronounce it like pooned
#16 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Whenever i day dream... +37
User avatar #59 - drewsky (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you, I've been looking for this.
User avatar #56 - themasterofyou (11/23/2012) [-]
just to help, you should have put "YFW"




Dont kill me
#39 - HarvietheDinkle (11/23/2012) [-]
#29 - mr skeltal (11/23/2012) [-]
...go on?
#5 - Sometimes after discovering a new TV show, I try to calculate …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2012 on netflix average user +21
User avatar #26 - neverforgetthedick (11/23/2012) [-]
lol I did that with LOST. Saw 8 or 9 episodes one day and was like "damn what the hell is wrong with me"
#70 - mr skeltal (11/23/2012) [-]
Try getting into anime, I watched "avatar the last airbender season 1,2,3 in a weekend >.<

Too lazy to log in

//johnnybing
User avatar #58 - daentraya (11/23/2012) [-]
My record is 12 20min episodes in one day.. How the hell did you manage 8 long episodes?
#48 - mr skeltal (11/23/2012) [-]
bitch please, I watched the first two seasons without taking a break
#13 - If I had the reputation as "The Decapitator", I woul…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2012 on O Me O Life +22
User avatar #37 - domethius (11/22/2012) [-]
Love that movie. it's a shame he can't listen to Beethoven anymore.
User avatar #19 - doctadeathbench (11/22/2012) [-]
(the technical term, is the kubrick stare)
#66 - kubrick (11/23/2012) [-]
You dare summon me?!
User avatar #29 - bagguhsleep (11/22/2012) [-]
No, it's THE LOOK
#56 - oliphan (11/22/2012) [-]
And when you give it to bitches, they know they're coming home with you.
#11 - Picture 11/22/2012 on Edgar Allan Bro +1
#6 - Ninjas and Pirates and Lasers, oh my! 11/22/2012 on I just must know what's in... 0
#67 - Like Prohibition of 1929. Everybody just got drunker! 11/22/2012 on SAVE THE INTERNET +17
#45 - If you just call 911 and say nothing, or hang up right away, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2012 on 911 +1
User avatar #47 - lolfire (11/22/2012) [-]
IF they are able to trace the phone you called from.
#48 - dpc (11/22/2012) [-]
and calling from a cell phone only gives a range of 1 mile, not an exact location... instead say where you are, hang up and silence your phone (they will be calling back).
#1847456 - Picture 11/22/2012 on sfw random board 0
#12 - Especially at night... I worry over situations.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Men at work 0
User avatar #13 - girzimman (11/22/2012) [-]
I know it will be alright. Its just Overkill.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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