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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/02/2014
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#15 - They just make themselves such easy targets... at this point t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on tumblr-fags burn themselves... +2
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (07/08/2014) [-]
4chan hates us because the most reaction they get from is a "bugger off". If anything, we rejoice at the fact that someone is paying us enough attention to raid us.
#9 - Might be able to bring a civil suit against the police departm…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Fuck the police +6
User avatar #13 - sewallman (07/09/2014) [-]
I wasn't arrested, I was detained like as a suspect.

Same shit happened to me when they tried charging me with a felony.
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on what's your decision? +17
#12 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
My thought exactly.
#12 - It depends on where you are. DirecTV 101, where I am, is to th… 07/08/2014 on actual advice mallard 0
#19 - Press the up arrow and it allows you to edit posts. Or right c… 07/08/2014 on ctrl+v fuckup 0
#27 - steady, steady, STEADY, STEADY-- GOD ******* DAMMIT 07/08/2014 on Glorious... 0
#16 - I love his face, it's like he's saying, "awww yea …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Time for a bath +2
User avatar #19 - thepandaking (07/08/2014) [-]
it's Grave Encounters, I'm pretty skeptical when it comes to whether a thriller/horror is good or not, but I actually kinda liked it. I recommend it
User avatar #21 - hypnotoadd (07/08/2014) [-]
dude it's fucking real...
User avatar #25 - puppyfood (07/08/2014) [-]
It's a movie faggot.
User avatar #28 - miia (07/08/2014) [-]
nah is a documentary
the internet said so
User avatar #29 - puppyfood (07/08/2014) [-]
Snek pls
#18 - docmarko (07/08/2014) [-]
Its really good. One of my favs
#14 - 720 minutes. 07/07/2014 on Nap 0
#6 - One time I was out for a walk in my neighborhood around midnig…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on At least he wasn't texting +9
User avatar #11 - jacksipian (07/08/2014) [-]
what's the book about?
User avatar #16 - fatalkill (07/08/2014) [-]
It's a short story. Its about a writer that was going on a walk at night, a cop pulls up on him because EVERYBODY does nothing but watch tv. He explains that he's a writer and doesn't have a tv. The cop thinks he's crazy and takes him to an asylum.
sauce
[spoiler] mikejmoran.typepad.com/files/pedestrian-by-bradbury-1.pdf[/spoiler]
User avatar #17 - jacksipian (07/08/2014) [-]
oh cool.
User avatar #9 - redpancake (07/08/2014) [-]
Same thing happened to me, they thought I was some guy who broke into a Salvation Army thrift store. If it weren't for my friends I would have probably been booked that night for breaking and entering...
#25 - How did prisoners get their hands on lawn mower blades, of all…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Girls on tumblr +1
User avatar #35 - xbyronx (07/08/2014) [-]
Trustees are prisoners who are trusted to go out and work. Well in prison money rules, you can pay a trustee who is charged with keeping the grounds to steal a mower blade. and pay another guy to get you some duct tape. take the mower blade and sharpen it using concrete and water not sure on the method my brother didn't own shanks he said he didn't wanna risk it he just bunked with some hardened criminals because he was in max. security and he earned there trust by fighting. anyways you can fashion a handle with the tape.
#12 - A duel between Andrew Jackson and Vladimir Putin? I'd watch th… 07/07/2014 on andrew jackson is best jackson +24
#133 - Found his picture. 07/07/2014 on Tumblr's knight in shining... +4
#33 - Found the vegan, and you know what? He was a pretty cool guy. 07/07/2014 on VEEEGGAAANNNSSS!!! +51
#40 - "Doctor, are you ready to operate?" "Wait a… 07/07/2014 on Most accurate tattoo....EVER 0
#9 - But, man, you just DON'T remake Robocop.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on RoboCopy -5
User avatar #10 - zaggystirdust (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm a huge fan of the original Robo-cop movies, don't get me wrong, but I didn't see anything wrong with the remake either
#77 - deckbox (07/07/2014) [-]
there isnt really anything wrong with it, but in the age of television and movies we live in it is a very mediocre effort
#11 - Oh, be have! 07/06/2014 on Do I make your black hole... 0
#33 - Could not tell. A town car, maybe. Didn't get a very good look at it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Anon visits his cousin 0
#34 - xenotime (07/07/2014) [-]
Wait, wasn't that was an older boxy town car?...
#2 - It's known as the "cornfield bomber", which is odd b… 07/06/2014 on Safe! +1
#25 - They're just such easy targets... I can't believe these people… 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#283 - This is a serious question and I really want to know the answe…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on admin responds +4
#295 - fuckedbyapony (07/06/2014) [-]
I remember it changing hands a few years ago
#10 - These things actually make use of one of the most powerful and… 07/05/2014 on 5th of July Madness 0
#20 - Also, I've got a creepy nighttime summer story. It wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Anon visits his cousin +9
User avatar #32 - xenotime (07/06/2014) [-]
What model of Lincoln was?
User avatar #33 - Lambda (07/06/2014) [-]
Could not tell. A town car, maybe. Didn't get a very good look at it.
#34 - xenotime (07/07/2014) [-]
Wait, wasn't that was an older boxy town car?...
#19 - So what happened to the two guys?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Anon visits his cousin +2
User avatar #35 - gongthehawkeye (07/08/2014) [-]
"They" got them.
They're called "skin walkers" and the like, so use your imagination to figure out what they did to them.
User avatar #36 - Lambda (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but, that's a major unresolved point of the story. Two guys are missing. There would be an inquiry, a police investigation. Which would definitely be worth writing about.
User avatar #37 - gongthehawkeye (07/08/2014) [-]
its fake bro, all of these stories are.
User avatar #38 - Lambda (07/08/2014) [-]
Of course they're fake. This isn't so much a complaint about it not being factual as it is about the author leaving loose ends.
#80 - These used to exist. They were called "loaded cigars"… 07/05/2014 on sure i've got one to spare 0
#23 - mg/dL seems like a really strange unit. Deciliters in general,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Getting Trips +1
User avatar #24 - huffe (07/03/2014) [-]
it's practical in cooking
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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