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Comment Ranking:#464
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#71 - Then there would be an equal amount of hole on each side. Perfect.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Heaven For OCD People +13
#75 - greyshirt (07/23/2014) [-]
B-but, SYMMETRY!

but yeah, that probably works.
#4 - Each dot is moving along its line in a sinusoidal manner, and … 07/23/2014 on straight lines 0
#3 - Have an A-1 day. 07/22/2014 on At the Car Wash +35
#12 - Comment deleted 07/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - Comment deleted 07/22/2014 on Manly as fuck 0
#187 - I imagine that you'd get the hang of it pretty quickly just by… 07/22/2014 on Japanese Etiquette 0
#147 - How many actors are there behind there, I wonder?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Cola 0
#152 - definitelynotanon (07/22/2014) [-]
3
or 2 and one of them have niggerish feet.
User avatar #148 - bakinboy (07/22/2014) [-]
2
#15 - I genuinely feel bad for her. She really believes that she's b… 07/21/2014 on stop harrasing me +16
#9 - Toasters toast bread. 07/21/2014 on Toast toast toast toast toast 0
#24 - This girl said hi to me once. 07/21/2014 on Virgins of FunnyJunk 0
#59 - russia. 07/21/2014 on Road Rage +8
#16 - I have to wonder what his exit strategy was anyway. In that po… 07/20/2014 on I almost did this in the... 0
#45 - I'd lock him up in a room with nothing to eat but bacon and no…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Well shit +1
User avatar #47 - chuckstein (07/20/2014) [-]
You dare speak of feeding him the ambrosia and nectar of the gods?
User avatar #52 - noobtankz (07/20/2014) [-]
Remember though, ambrosia and nectar would kill a lesser man. He must either die or grow a pair.
#6 - Maybe they did exactly that, and that's why they're all in a p… 07/18/2014 on Everything Stays In The Family +2
#16 - It's not about the cost, it's about the difficulty of suddenly… 07/18/2014 on Baby Steps, America -1
#40 - Good times breed weak people. Weak people cause hard times. Ha… 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age 0
#79 - Drugs go through the mail alll the time. They probably sent it… 07/17/2014 on Man killed to death 0
#7 - Ultraviolet light, not age, yellows paper. 07/16/2014 on Old Shakespeare Books +1
#11 - I think he still has a clean license in great britain. I don't…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Top Gear +1
#36 - fuckedbyapony (07/16/2014) [-]
it does but usually they have a different point system which is converted into an equivalent
User avatar #12 - joshlol (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm unsure actually
I hope not
User avatar #53 - geneeeeeric (07/16/2014) [-]
BTW if you read the article, this is also why we hate the French. "Because the on-the-spot fine was everything we had in our wallets. We were left penniless. And they took away our driving licences. No court case. No arguing. Nothing." Like, what was the point? If it wasn't for their filming crew they would have been left car-less, money-less and stranded on the French motorway with no way of getting back home.
User avatar #54 - joshlol (07/16/2014) [-]
wow thats pretty bad
User avatar #51 - geneeeeeric (07/16/2014) [-]
I have the DVD in the article, they were about to reach their final destination but were caught speeding WHILE filming, because you know, you gotta go at speed if your filming something for entertainment... you actually see the french police banning them from going into France in cars at the end of the film. I'm pretty sure he didn't get points on his licence for it. This is legitimately why the British hate the french, for stupid reasons like this...
#66 - That's the thing I've always found very ironic. If Jesus …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Agreed 0
#99 - wraithguard (07/16/2014) [-]
He would have to do some miracles and get people to follow him again.
#341 - But it would mean career death for a president who gives that … 07/15/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#186 - I would agree. There are no worthy enemies anymore, we're not … 07/15/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#185 - In the days of old, it meant compulsory military service. So y…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #201 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
You can still be drafted it is still in effect (that's why you have to sign up) it only has to be activated by the president.
User avatar #240 - IamWhoIam (07/15/2014) [-]
That's literally what he said.
User avatar #246 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
not quite . See I stated the reason men still have to sign up for the draft is so the president can easily activate it using one order.
User avatar #253 - IamWhoIam (07/15/2014) [-]
And most, Americans at least, know the draft isn't an active thing and we utilize a volunteer only military at the moment.
User avatar #257 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
it is active it is just not initiated which is why it takes the president literally 5 seconds to do at any time.
User avatar #341 - Lambda (07/15/2014) [-]
But it would mean career death for a president who gives that order. There would be tremendous public outrage.
#251 - IamWhoIam (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is. The reason the draft isn't 'practice' like he stated is because the president hasn't instituted a draft. What he said is still correct you just added additional information.
User avatar #254 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
The draft is instituted it is just not initiated.
User avatar #256 - IamWhoIam (07/15/2014) [-]
Look at my wording "the president hasn't instituted a draft" not initiated.
User avatar #258 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
The fact you have to sign up to it by force shows it is instituted !
#259 - IamWhoIam (07/15/2014) [-]
The Selective Service Act is not 'the draft' the draft is the actual drafting of conscripts from a pool of candidates created by the Selective Service Act. The Selective Service Act is just how they know who can be drafted. And it doesn't take just "five seconds to initiate a draft" Congress first has to pass it then the president signs it, so yeah the presidents part does literally take 5 seconds.


www.sss.gov/seq.htm
User avatar #274 - timmywankenobi (07/15/2014) [-]
"congress passes and the President signs legislation which starts a draft." You do know the president can use his other powers to tell the senate to intense bodylove off if they say no.
#6 - That's almost as good as tossing a pebble into a jar of candy rocks. 07/14/2014 on cruel intentions 0
#3 - MEIN ALLERGIES 07/14/2014 on Pollen +7
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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