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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#8 - There's actually no such thing as a standard unit of pain. Sci…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Respect your elders +81
User avatar #37 - bothemastaofall (04/26/2013) [-]
Hence the sarcastic balls reply
User avatar #35 - estix (04/26/2013) [-]
He's right you know. Also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJeuK1Pl2bQ
User avatar #10 - kyubichan (04/26/2013) [-]
Some people also can't handle as much pain as the other, both because of how their body can handle it and their experience with pain.
#1 - In my English class, we're studying the play M. Butterfly. If … 04/26/2013 on monica -1
#5 - The Bionic Ballsack, The Six Million Dollar Manood.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Crotch Holder +56
User avatar #13 - theugandanhero (04/26/2013) [-]
You.
I like you.
#8 - Picture 04/26/2013 on Dafaq is wrong with this world +5
#5 - So does that mean that men who drive Mini Coopers have large dicks? 04/26/2013 on Honesty Is the Best Policy 0
#2 - My cousin and I used to stay in this condo with a porch overlo… 04/26/2013 on The Lemon Man +14
#16 - That is possible under the influence of psychedelics. 04/26/2013 on The Power of iMagination +2
#3 - THIS MAKES SENSE 04/26/2013 on God 0
#4 - Once in gym class in elementary school, this one guy threw up …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on God bless America +8
User avatar #10 - cryoutloud (04/26/2013) [-]
Im not sure i want to know why everybody Came while watching someone throw up.

#35 - According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, you would not be the same pe… 04/26/2013 on I Think Therefore I Am . .... 0
#8 - Look closely. He's wearing a chainmaille glove. 04/26/2013 on Watermelon cutting 0
#3 - If I had a tank I'd name it Fluffy.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Cheating +26
#73 - baconfattie (04/26/2013) [-]
If I had a fluffy I'd call it Tank.
User avatar #98 - rayeslegend (04/26/2013) [-]
If I had a mini cooper I'd call it cat
User avatar #30 - qqqqqqqqq (04/26/2013) [-]
if i had a tank id name if "unsportsmanlike conduct"
User avatar #57 - thewebspinner (04/26/2013) [-]
ever read any Iain.m.banks??
#6 - White people.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Something weird +36
User avatar #7 - draagz (04/26/2013) [-]
snoop was fast at not making it awkward
#3 - Picture 04/26/2013 on Book +85
#24 - Ultra maximum triforce. How do you even do this in Matlab? 04/25/2013 on Sierpinski triangle 0
#4 - Man, I was wondering if that was the same movie. Wat movie is it?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Meh, I thought it was... 0
User avatar #18 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay (04/26/2013) [-]
Million Dollar Baby
User avatar #5 - tealcanaan (04/26/2013) [-]
Gran Torino
#37 - You know, it would be nice if when a company cancels a project… 04/25/2013 on It was a good while it... +2
#28 - Sit OR lie down.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Ketchup +1
User avatar #29 - iliketires (04/25/2013) [-]
Fuck that....
#32 - I REALLY hope that whatever he makes is a worthy successor to … 04/25/2013 on found on tumblr +1
#2 - Gotta respect these guys. I watched this thing about one guy w…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Ketchup +67
#53 - pompey (04/25/2013) [-]
He must have been one Stand up guy

I'll just leave
User avatar #27 - iliketires (04/25/2013) [-]
Couldn't he just lay down? He's only not allowed to sit...
User avatar #28 - Lambda (04/25/2013) [-]
Sit OR lie down.
User avatar #29 - iliketires (04/25/2013) [-]
Fuck that....
User avatar #20 - themastertroller (04/25/2013) [-]
also, a man of the same religion kept his arm up for 30 years (still going) in the name of god
#41 - nyawgga (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh boy, when he finds out..
#9 - shiteonastick (04/25/2013) [-]
How does he take a shit? Does he take a shit standing up? that must be messy...
User avatar #14 - Nihatclodra (04/25/2013) [-]
he squats...
#15 - shiteonastick (04/25/2013) [-]
I... did not think of that. You make me sound like a fckin' retard. But sqautting is like sitting down in my opinion
User avatar #16 - Nihatclodra (04/25/2013) [-]
Squatting is hardcore sitting: You sit on the void itself.
#17 - shiteonastick (04/25/2013) [-]
And then poop on it
#19 - Nihatclodra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yes.
#5 - Or maybe some kinda ROBOT FROG  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2013 on 21% of people shouldn't... +3
User avatar #23 - declanwithaph (04/25/2013) [-]
i dunno but i sound sick as fuck
#28 - apollyonyagami (04/25/2013) [-]
watever man, i got a serious problem...
#30 - declanwithaph (04/25/2013) [-]
yeah gurl turn up the problems
User avatar #20 - mrsexmuffins (04/25/2013) [-]
Naw man it was a tiny computer
#1 - It's quite a good show. You should watch it. Watch it. W… 04/25/2013 on It's Finals Week, dang it! 0
#31 - Guitar - Jimi Hendrix Drummer - Dave Grohl Singer - Gr… 04/25/2013 on Dream Band +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2013 on found on tumblr +173
#30 - bjork (04/25/2013) [-]
I should really rewatch Garden State
User avatar #8 - retardedboss (04/25/2013) [-]
I just watched that movie last night. That's exactly what I was thinking.
#34 - sourpotato (04/25/2013) [-]
What movie is that?
User avatar #37 - retardedboss (04/25/2013) [-]
Garden state.
It's Zack Braff, but it's not goofy like scrubs. It's funny at parts, but it's not hilarious. It's a bit of a dramatic comedy.
#23 - zdaninjamonkey (04/25/2013) [-]
he has a kickstarter now up for a sequel to that movie.......450000 of 2mil in less than a day the last time I checked it
User avatar #67 - nitupsar (04/25/2013) [-]
Funny how this little bitch is worth 22 million dollars yet he still begs for money from gullible fans who won't share in the profits (Garden State was commercially successful, the sole investor made a pretty penny IIRC)
User avatar #32 - Lambda (04/25/2013) [-]
I REALLY hope that whatever he makes is a worthy successor to the original. I'd hate to see it be a flop.
#4 - Also, I love you for numbering these things. Nobody ever does that. 04/25/2013 on Curious newspapers headlines +4
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User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to shit like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know..shit
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird shit ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** (01/17/2013) [-]
Your name!
Keep it that way!
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
User avatar #40 - alZii (10/05/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
#36 - gimmetheporn (09/15/2012) [-]
Obvious Valve fan is obvious.   
   
I must friend you.
Obvious Valve fan is obvious.

I must friend you.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are fucking awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
User avatar #27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** (06/15/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
#12 - ssurtrebor (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, hey, how's "My last night as a free man" working out?
User avatar #13 to #17 - Lambda ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Read my former status update. I was able to use some information to bargain with the dean. He agreed not to send me to jail or expel me, but I did get suspended for a long time.
User avatar #14 to #18 - ssurtrebor (11/09/2011) [-]
Oh, right, how convenient. I suppose a liar will never admit so, but we both know the truth. I'd suggest you break this habit quickly.
User avatar #11 - neogrungist (10/09/2011) [-]
The medal in gears 3 from revenge kills eventually gives the title of "Lambda, lambda, lambda". Just thought I'd point that out to you.
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