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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
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Comment Ranking:#512
Highest Content Rank:#2223
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 74.6% (746/1000)
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#194 - You are part of the problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on Deal with it +2
#505 - sirpants (01/12/2013) [-]
i know
#193 - Picture 01/12/2013 on Deal with it 0
#31 - Cheated on his wife? Stole something of value? Slept with his …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on TL;DR +3
#35 - dirkdirkmoo (01/12/2013) [-]
Indeed it could
#42 - Say what you want, I ******* loved Tron Legacy. A…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2013 on lol future +20
User avatar #62 - bromop (01/12/2013) [-]
And had one of the most beautiful women alive! Olivia Wilde
#57 - amnesiacpatient (01/12/2013) [-]
Cause the soundtrack was made by these two awesome motherfuckers!
User avatar #50 - ICEDgrunge (01/12/2013) [-]
I couldn't have said it better myself.
#143 - This is BS, the real Bad Luck Bryan is cool about the whole th… 01/12/2013 on Even More Bad Luck Brian +1
#362 - b-but I wanna go to space too! 01/12/2013 on Please Help +2
#42 - I'd say this is taking Casual Friday a bit far. 01/11/2013 on Creepy as fuck. +1
#79 - He grabs at the wall, she grabs at the railing.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on womyn +6
#110 - mr skeltal (01/11/2013) [-]
she was holding the railing the whole time... your point is invalid.
#97 - mr skeltal (01/11/2013) [-]
she placed her hand on the railing, and he used his arms to help propel himself away from the falling tiles. Eh, screw it, it's fake anyway.
#42 - Well you could reverse-image-search it, but in truth I'd rathe… 01/11/2013 on #CUTFORBIEBER 0
#73 - Trippin' music. 01/11/2013 on TRIPPIN BALLS 0
#71 - I love how people are blaming the people who started the "…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Who Am I to Stop Them? 0
User avatar #105 - silasdg (01/11/2013) [-]
No they're not Bieber and 4chan made them cut themselves just like bullies make people commit suicide. Pft get with the times and help these little teens manipulate society.
#29 - Brutal. 01/11/2013 on Fuck Yea +2
#25 - My guess? Meat slicer or some other sort of industrial accident.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on #CUTFORBIEBER +1
#41 - ttill (01/11/2013) [-]
every finger sliced like 300 degrees around.. I'd like to know what machine could possibly do this..
User avatar #42 - Lambda (01/11/2013) [-]
Well you could reverse-image-search it, but in truth I'd rather not look at it that long.
#21 - Combine this with LSD... 01/10/2013 on Awesome igloo! 0
#48 - One of them is a vile, evil, disgusting creature responsible f… 01/10/2013 on Spot the Difference! +29
#40 - I'd really like to know what series of events led up to that..…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Spot the Difference! +2
#59 - vonspyder (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - givingtree (01/10/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rFNbSKpEE

Even better with singing~
#100 - vonspyder (01/11/2013) [-]
#395 - >149 thumns >378 comments HA.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on there is no evidence of... +1
User avatar #409 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
Half of which are probably me, sorry.
#20 - Whenever I order parts for my car, the guys at Northwest Impor…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on the best candy that nobody... +79
User avatar #202 - rockamekishiko (01/10/2013) [-]
they sell them a lot in big bags in Mexico
#21 - alkonius (01/10/2013) [-]
< The location of the store
#38 - The total amount of energy in the universe is exactly ZERO. Th… 01/10/2013 on Fact 0
#126 - What's more, 70% of what's left is actually dark energy. The r…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Something -2
#151 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (01/10/2013) [-]
0/10 try again
User avatar #133 - pianoasis (01/10/2013) [-]
That's not even near proven, try again
#86 - I didnt mean when you're about to redline, if you're engine rp… 01/10/2013 on So I was watching 2 Fast 2... +3
#56 - I was just debating whether I should watch porn or not.... …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Dat Freedom +3
#86 - ridiculiculous (01/10/2013) [-]
Dat username.
#57 - Some large trucks can have 20 gears or more. I can't imagine...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2013 on So I was watching 2 Fast 2... +10
#92 - mr skeltal (01/10/2013) [-]
your standard rig has 10 gears and one stick. you would go 1-5 hit a switch then 6-10. ans the high rang gears (6-10) wiil go like this. 6 is were 1 would be and 7 is were 2 is 8 is were 3 is 9 is were 4 is and 10 is were 5 is.
User avatar #71 - harrytheheadcrab (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm thinking of being a big rigger and this frightens me...
User avatar #60 - reduxalicious (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, Big rig's back in the day--ACCORDING to my father anyway, had 12, He said you went through the first 1-6th gears then you would hit a switch on the shifter, which would put it in high-gear, for 7-12, He also said unless you have a load, you usually started out in fifth gear, just because the first gear's are basically granny gears.
User avatar #76 - salts (01/10/2013) [-]
they also had dual shift sticks sometimes three
#54 - If you're in 4th gear and you need to accelerate, you'll accel…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2013 on So I was watching 2 Fast 2... +1
User avatar #73 - legin (01/10/2013) [-]
downshifting to 3rd won't help you. I'f you had ever driven a manual, you'd know that once you're about to redline 4th, downshifting to third will slow you down tremendously
User avatar #86 - Lambda (01/10/2013) [-]
I didnt mean when you're about to redline, if you're engine rpm is that high, you're right, it won't help you. I should have clarified, if you're driving in 4th at a low rpm, and you're looking to accelerate, you would accelerate faster if you downshifted. Not that you'd always do this. A lot of times it wouldn't help you, especially if you're close to redline already. The only time you should downshift to accelerate is if you're going slow in too high a gear, like if you slowed down for a turn, you may want to downshift to accelerate before then upshifting before you hit redline.
#81 - gjsmothefirst (01/10/2013) [-]
... which of course means you wouldn't be accelerating at all. If you're about redline 4th, you either need to go to a higher gear (if you have one) or tough shit, pick higher speed + destroyed engine or same speed and intact engine.

The idea is that downshifting to 3rd would help you if you CAN accelerate.
User avatar #82 - legin (01/10/2013) [-]
but if you redlined 4th, 3rd wouldn't give you any acceleration.
#83 - gjsmothefirst (01/10/2013) [-]
I understand that. That argument was never made by anyone.
"this only works if you can match the revs without redlining the engine"
#106 - Instructions need to be clearer... I got my dick caught in the noose.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on How to +44
User avatar #312 - bosskiss (01/10/2013) [-]
you really are original. [/sarcasm]
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
#47 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
#40 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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