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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:9/18/2014
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#20 - Real-life cassowaries are still brutal. 01/18/2013 on Far Cry 3Cassowary skin 0
#47 - Key word: accidentally. Like, 3 in the morning drunk kind of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Cold +3
User avatar #48 - bslsk (01/17/2013) [-]
Huh...
#124 - Christ, every comment about the "le". I'm getting ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Share your ride or Hitler. -1
#144 - mrcrowleysr (01/18/2013) [-]
leave.
#40 - Well that's brilliant! Unless you accidentally blast it with piss.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Cold +1
User avatar #46 - bslsk (01/17/2013) [-]
I tend to raise the seat.
User avatar #47 - Lambda (01/17/2013) [-]
Key word: accidentally. Like, 3 in the morning drunk kind of accidentally.
User avatar #48 - bslsk (01/17/2013) [-]
Huh...
#191 - It's from a porno.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Danish comedian posts this +1
#194 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
*several pornos
User avatar #197 - thewalruss (01/17/2013) [-]
all the pornos
#54 - It's a small 4-cylinder engine, from some old sports car. I lo… 01/17/2013 on Height of confidence 0
#14 - Elevators are awesome. Seriously. They symbolize man's conques…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Neil deGrasse Tyson on... +7
User avatar #51 - daentraya (01/17/2013) [-]
I just took an elevator today. It was cramped, and i didnt like the dizzying feeling i get. Fuck elevators..
#81 - Read the book, they're references to elements of Brave New Wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Predictions 0
#82 - sirrainbows (01/17/2013) [-]
Ah ok thanks. I've read Fahrenheit 501, but since that gave me quite bit to think about, I'm not sure I'm quite ready for something like that.
#80 - Huxley's fears have come true.... for now. Sometimes I fe… 01/17/2013 on Predictions +3
#34 - Oh wow. Damn, I don't even know what to say. I'm surprised. It… 01/17/2013 on It Waits... +2
#40 - Just bear with him, he'll adjust before long. 01/17/2013 on They sent us that new... 0
#25 - It was in his other hand the whole time. And it looks like it'… 01/17/2013 on When my porn is too loud 0
#50 - No, it's a proper aircraft. A grade above an ultralight, a sin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Height of confidence 0
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User avatar #54 - Lambda (01/17/2013) [-]
It's a small 4-cylinder engine, from some old sports car. I look forward to seeing the thing when it's finished.
#8 - Picture 01/16/2013 on Violently Ill Pie +16
#7 - A knight in shining armor has never never truly had his metal tested.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2013 on White knights +1
#8 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
...or no enemy could hit him...or he beat his enemies so fast, that they couldn´t lay a finger on him...

See? this bullshit can go both ways
#15 - slenderchild (01/16/2013) [-]
that means he still has never faced anything challenging
in this case "getting your metal tested" means you faced a great challenge and overcame it
User avatar #16 - waaw (01/16/2013) [-]
The phrase is actually testing (his/your/her/its) mettle, not metal.
#17 - slenderchild (01/16/2013) [-]
fuckin love puns
#14 - At my university, senior engineering students ARE building a p…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Height of confidence 0
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User avatar #50 - Lambda (01/17/2013) [-]
No, it's a proper aircraft. A grade above an ultralight, a single-person aircraft powered by a small car engine.
#53 - gonzothebaus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - Lambda (01/17/2013) [-]
It's a small 4-cylinder engine, from some old sports car. I look forward to seeing the thing when it's finished.
#43 - 1. FJ Community: WE WANT MORE OC! 2. Comic Creator: Here's…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on MailFail +6
User avatar #72 - pentle (01/16/2013) [-]
It all depends on if it's good or not
#47 - It's supposed to be, so I learned it for the test. Then the gu… 01/16/2013 on Women drivers amirite? 0
#11 - Picture 01/15/2013 on Give her back her colonies? +5
#6 - It'll scare the **** out of you. 01/15/2013 on I don't even... +15
#9 - I have a secret. I'm a man and I've never parallel parked. In …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Women drivers amirite? +25
#45 - frickbot (01/16/2013) [-]
I remember passing my license test in a big ass truck, the lady i guess didn't think id actually be able to do it... still got points docked for not fucking using my blinker when i came out of the spot though! slut!
#42 - everybodydancenow (01/16/2013) [-]
i swear its in the test ?
User avatar #47 - Lambda (01/16/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be, so I learned it for the test. Then the guy never had me do it and ever after, I've never parallel parked.
User avatar #41 - afonzi (01/16/2013) [-]
We respect you for saying that
User avatar #11 - eefje (01/15/2013) [-]
Don't you need to learn that for your driver's exam?
User avatar #26 - crazyhindu (01/16/2013) [-]
not where i live it was deemed to difficult and not needed
#43 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
too difficult and not needed? isn't the point of getting a driving licence is to give it to people who could drive? i mean why not the whole test is just one question "do you want to drive?" because every part is hard.

not sure which country you are from, but i hope it's far away from mine
User avatar #48 - crazyhindu (01/16/2013) [-]
the us illinois i didn't have to parallel park woopty fucking doo its not hard ive do it almost every day.
User avatar #34 - eefje (01/16/2013) [-]
ah... well this clip is Dutch, so this women did learn it for her exam, everyone has to, it just isn't always on the test so that's probably why she passed...
User avatar #49 - crazyhindu (01/16/2013) [-]
oh well yeah i figured it was. i mean i personally didn't have to parallel park so and the guy who tested me said i didnt need to parallel park
User avatar #25 - thepyras (01/16/2013) [-]
"Of course you do, it's required to pass!" Now that I've said that, I couldn't even park backwards when I took my exam, parallel parking aside, and I still passed.
#10 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
Me either. I have only parallel parked for my driver's license test. I grew up in an area where we never had that to deal with. aka the boonies. I completely understand.
(That was in '89. Believe me or not, but that is why I am anon.) An oldfag is me.
#4 - Satan lives in hell Satan punishes bad people Satan is…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Wrong Parenting +6
#53 - darkrighteosnight (01/16/2013) [-]
Satan not punish bad people, he get burned to because he is a dick.Hell is what burns.
User avatar #37 - fedexman (01/15/2013) [-]
Tool of all powerful good guy?
User avatar #26 - Furubatsu (01/15/2013) [-]
Actually it's not Satan's job to punish people. Trick them into sin yes but Hell is as much a punishment for him as it is to anyone. Acording to a divine comedy Satan is frozen waist deep in the lowest part of hell (so imagine an eternity of ice around your dick) and every move he makes just freezes the ice more.
#21 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
lol satan has never been to hell, hell was created to punish satan. read the bible if you are going to talk about it.
#17 - iamphoenix (01/15/2013) [-]
He doesn't punish anybody.
#18 - Is that the one with the nixie tube clock?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on AMP 727 0
#19 - masterPlol (01/15/2013) [-]
Yes
#13 - Is that a real picture that's used for the background? Or just…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Kenji's Master Plan 0
User avatar #52 - thatonechik (01/16/2013) [-]
That's the real picture :) Beautiful game.
#47 - cptdisneyland (01/16/2013) [-]
Was a real picture at some point, but was modified. All the backgrounds are like that in KS
User avatar #15 - kadish (01/15/2013) [-]
Backgrounds are photos with filters added with photoshop to make it look more like artwork
User avatar #37 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/15/2013) [-]
really? i thought everything was hand drawn.
#21 - Picture 01/15/2013 on Blow Your Mind 0
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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