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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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Comment Ranking:#997
Highest Content Rank:#2223
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#8 - That's what she gets for wearing heels to a dig site. LRN2 boots. 12/08/2012 on Women +2
#2 - It would only be a biological clone of him. You'd have to rais…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2012 on OMG +5
#10 - trollins (12/08/2012) [-]
Didn't you learn anything from Futurama? The DNA will have all of the neurons of the brain imprinted in it, and Spock will Be able to sing "I'm Walking on SunShine" know everything from before!
#3 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
it would still look like Leonard Nimoy
#8 - Hmmmmmm, veeery postmodern. 12/08/2012 on Real Fine 0
#82 - roll for HEALTH. Trust me, it is impossible to pass any exams … 12/08/2012 on D&D 0
#385 - But it wasn't broke the way it was. Why did they feel it neces… 12/08/2012 on Youtube +6
#152 - Single foreveralones celebrate Elevator Day, which happens to … 12/06/2012 on Get owned 0
#143 - No thanks, I've got it covered.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on party memes +8
User avatar #153 - buttplugmaster (12/06/2012) [-]
I think they were responding to the cancer in the description.
#69 - The technical term is Brokets. 12/06/2012 on Testing -2
#75 - Careful with that post, it's an antique.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Blondes +21
#88 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
it's shit
#81 - OF COURSE I WANT TO DO THIS. 12/06/2012 on Bubbles! +1
#41 - Joke's on you, I have a PO box.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2012 on Uhm +5
User avatar #49 - KCRoger (12/05/2012) [-]
I'd watch out Lambda, mrfourtysevenman seems like the kind of guy that lifts...
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#45 - mrfourtysevenman has deleted their comment.
#80 - privatier (12/06/2012) [-]
#48 - apollyonyagami (12/05/2012) [-]
#38 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2012 on Uhm +28
#39 - mrfourtysevenman has deleted their comment.
#81 - badasstoaster (12/06/2012) [-]
You mean how is she driving without keys? It's okay that stupid runs in the family
#50 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2012) [-]
No, you ruined your own joke by trying to tell it
User avatar #41 - Lambda (12/05/2012) [-]
Joke's on you, I have a PO box.
User avatar #49 - KCRoger (12/05/2012) [-]
I'd watch out Lambda, mrfourtysevenman seems like the kind of guy that lifts...
#42 - mrfourtysevenman has deleted their comment.
#45 - mrfourtysevenman has deleted their comment.
#80 - privatier (12/06/2012) [-]
#48 - apollyonyagami (12/05/2012) [-]
#369 - Indeed. It irks me when people just say "Ban the damn thi… 12/05/2012 on Piers "Aloe" Morgan +1
#54 - Click: 'advanced' > 'proceed at your own risk' 12/05/2012 on Trying to get off FJ 0
#311 - Yes, we are worlds apart. I always get pissed at my roommates …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on bagged milk +1
User avatar #599 - fuckthepolice (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm American too...
#306 - Oh, I see. But, you can't re-seal the bags to keep the milk fresh?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2012 on bagged milk +1
User avatar #308 - fuckthepolice (12/05/2012) [-]
Nope. It seems pointless to me, but that's Canada eh?
User avatar #311 - Lambda (12/05/2012) [-]
Yes, we are worlds apart. I always get pissed at my roommates when they don't put the cap back on the milk, and in your country milk doesn't even have caps. Really puts things in perspective.
I guess us 'Muricans are just obsessed with the freshness of our milk.
User avatar #599 - fuckthepolice (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm American too...
#298 - So.... how the **** DO you open it without it mak…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2012 on bagged milk +1
User avatar #304 - fuckthepolice (12/05/2012) [-]
Well they have these fascinating contraptions called milk pitchers that just happen to be the perfect size to hold the bags in place. (I don't know how it works, honestly.) There are three smaller bags inside the large bag each containing about 1.33 liters of milk. (Lol the metric system.) You put one of these tiny bags into the pitcher and cut off one of the corners of the bag. Sometimes it works but sometimes you put the bag in wrong and the milk spills a little for the first few times. They have cartons of milk too, but they're way more expensive.
#307 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
And how do you seal the now cut bag so the milk can stay fresh?

That's just retarded.
User avatar #309 - fuckthepolice (12/05/2012) [-]
You don't. I don't understand it, I just adapt to this strange frozen land.
User avatar #306 - Lambda (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. But, you can't re-seal the bags to keep the milk fresh?
User avatar #308 - fuckthepolice (12/05/2012) [-]
Nope. It seems pointless to me, but that's Canada eh?
User avatar #311 - Lambda (12/05/2012) [-]
Yes, we are worlds apart. I always get pissed at my roommates when they don't put the cap back on the milk, and in your country milk doesn't even have caps. Really puts things in perspective.
I guess us 'Muricans are just obsessed with the freshness of our milk.
User avatar #599 - fuckthepolice (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm American too...
#84 - "turdmonglers" is the funniest insult I've heard all week.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on the truth 0
User avatar #160 - heartlessrobot (12/05/2012) [-]
What did he say? OP deleted it.
#82 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2012 on the truth +96
User avatar #89 - KingBoo (12/05/2012) [-]
LOL!
User avatar #189 - nefarian (12/05/2012) [-]
helaughedgethim.gif
#30 - Inside the briefcase is a dragon dildo and a tube of vaseline.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on just once.. +12
#60 - inunic (12/05/2012) [-]
#20 - Picture 12/04/2012 on Facebook (1) +14
#85 - Oh that was MAGICAL. I was half-expecting Nigel at the end 12/04/2012 on Sky +5
#103 - I am 99% sure my professor was stoned today. He came in 20 min…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on I Was Awesome In High School +15
#104 - CrazyPsycho (12/04/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Gravitron Fail ** if accident's pics or it never happened.
#24 - They include only ONE match... Some men just don't want to wat…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2012 on The breakfast of champions +15
User avatar #61 - gamerjjl (12/03/2012) [-]
consider this
1=100%
over 9000=100%
User avatar #33 - hakrodashammy (12/03/2012) [-]
well, being the manly men we are we will start a fire with our hands our of a 9v battery and some steel wool; or by any other means necessary. If I have a cigar, I will find any way possible to light it.
User avatar #56 - turboderp (12/03/2012) [-]
I just have a lighter in my pocket..
User avatar #62 - geranemo (12/03/2012) [-]
No go, a good cigar is to be lit by a wood match, it retains the flavor.
User avatar #63 - turboderp (12/03/2012) [-]
Have you never heard of a real wooden ligher?

User avatar #64 - geranemo (12/03/2012) [-]
No.... what is that?
User avatar #66 - turboderp (12/03/2012) [-]
A lighter, but it's made purely of wood! Gives youthe same quality flame as a match, but you can use it many times! You must be carefull though, and not use it for too long at a time, since it might butn up..
#12 - I don't think the level actually made it into the game. It was… 12/02/2012 on I can watch this forever +1
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like ******** for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
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User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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