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#15 - Haven't you read Greek mythology? Maybe the very act of trying…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Death clock +216
User avatar #114 - dungledoo (08/04/2014) [-]
No, because if it changed as the plane took off, meaning the time you die was not predestined be the clock when you first got it. Every different action you take would be counting down to your death due to that action, meaning getting off the plane would change the timer.
#100 - kanyesfishsticks (08/04/2014) [-]
Oedipus?
#68 - 4chan refugee (08/04/2014) [-]
If the clock is based off your lifespan given a certain series of choices, yet changes when other choices are made. Then the clocks either don't really work, or are not 'set-in-stone'. So really it's a kind of oblique form of destiny that really doesn't make any sense since there appears to be exceptions.

The clocks would have to know everything that was going to happen before it ever happens in order to make any form of reliable estimate. And if that was the case, then there is no notion of free will since the clocks know precisely what you're going to do even before you do.
#47 - redbannerman (08/03/2014) [-]
SELF FULFILLING PROPHECIES HOOOOOooooooooo
#44 - 4chan refugee (08/03/2014) [-]
Under the prose the clock is flawless.
State with full intent of following through. "I will tell the pilot to turn around if the clock time lengthens"
User avatar #30 - brockton (08/03/2014) [-]
which story is that
#27 - ownubycake (08/03/2014) [-]
But by that logic the only way that the clocks would get set to 20 minutes would be if someone already told the pilot to go back. If the clocks changed without the pilot planning to go back then the incident would only happen if they continued on course. If it changed before the trigger event (telling the pilot to turn back) then the death would have to be destined beforehand and thus the clock would have said that time regardless of anything before you even got on the plane.
User avatar #17 - antiponiesuser (08/03/2014) [-]
no, (to both your question and sentence), look:

Ppl go on plane, plane goes to Tokio = Clock signals immediate death.

Ppl tell pilot (or pilot is smart and infers the destiny of the voyage himself) to turn plane, then clock MUST change because the plane aint going to Tokio, is going back to airport.

Plane going = 1 action

Plane going back = 1 different action.
User avatar #20 - arziben (08/03/2014) [-]
that's not how it works buddy, the point of a magic clock that counts down until everyoen dies is that it can't be wrong, you can't alter a timeline, if everyone dies in 20 minutes it's probably happening, the mean of death or the event are irrelevant.
User avatar #23 - schwerdaddy (08/03/2014) [-]
In that case, the clock would never abruptly change time. If it was already prophesized that you would die on the plane, then the clock would have known all along what time to count down until.
User avatar #66 - arziben (08/04/2014) [-]
it could be limited to count down to a certain time
User avatar #24 - antiponiesuser (08/03/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, exactly. If the clock changes it means that the moment of death of an individual can be altered, as proven by the simple fact which constitutes the question as a whole:

how to save the people if the clock drastically reduces the life time span when they board the plane?
#9 - Just let them go! It's good to have spiders in the house, they… 08/03/2014 on IDS HABBENING 0
#15 - Oops I did it again 08/03/2014 on So you're saying that I'm... +13
#12 - I don't really think morphine is a good standard for toxicity.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Random fact Comp. #47 +4
User avatar #87 - sovietghost (08/03/2014) [-]
and diamonds arent that rare either
#45 - So, which one came first? 08/03/2014 on My Favourite Anime 0
#2 - Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. 08/02/2014 on spotted outside my office +3
#21 - How about a society based on hate, exclusion, and guilt? Seems… 08/02/2014 on left brain vs right brain 0
#3 - I've never see anything more German than a precision-engineere…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany +232
#119 - 4chan refugee (08/03/2014) [-]
How about precision soccer ball placing?
User avatar #12 - herecomesjohnny (08/02/2014) [-]
oops wrong link. Uh, just...comment 9.
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#5 - I actually like to watch the movie first. I always feel like I… 08/02/2014 on good for you -1
#7 - There is absolutely no problem with this. So what if she's a p… 08/01/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey 0
#5 - My face when.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Miss it +67
#25 - gigamuffin (08/02/2014) [-]
See ya later, shitlords!
#8 - Your average 4chan /g/ poster. 08/01/2014 on Shaggy wasn't the same... +1
#15 - It has somehow become popular and fashionable to be weak. Nobo… 08/01/2014 on 4Chan, destroyers of virgin... 0
#57 - If you're planning an acid trip, bring a tape recorder. 08/01/2014 on do it faguettes. 0
#4 - James Bond would make a great bad guy. I always got the sense …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on James Bond +33
#17 - 4chan refugee (08/01/2014) [-]
its serial killer who kills serial killers that would best option for a smart one
#76 - First one, I'd treat the four, but radio for backup and do eve… 08/01/2014 on Fuck Your Choices 0
#3 - Oh my god, this is the source of that GIF where he swallows th… 07/31/2014 on Tom Mullica - Smoking Magic 0
#12 - That won't keep your neck warm when it's 0 degrees out. I'm pa… 07/31/2014 on Scarfs +1
#13 - Life doesn't have to give it to you. Life gives you lemons and… 07/31/2014 on they forgot 2 key ingredients 0
#35 - If you've ever worked the action of an M1 carbine you'd comple… 07/31/2014 on /k/ommando's fantasies 0
#150 - That's the fanciest ******* drink I've ever seen.… 07/31/2014 on Classy as fuck +3
#5 - The only group I can think of that may really NEVER have watch…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Pornography +12
User avatar #8 - rockmanfan (07/30/2014) [-]
they could still have dirty magazines.
#7 - poutinesalad (07/30/2014) [-]
Nothing you say will convince me that this isn't gay porn.
#18 - It is a drug and a plant. Technically, it's a plant that … 07/30/2014 on Florist 0
#21 - Oh that makes me feel so much better that "only a few&quo… 07/29/2014 on Big Ol'Bucket of NOPE! +308
#60 - I didn't know the game engine supported shaders. Combining…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Is this real life? +1
User avatar #62 - tacticalhog (07/28/2014) [-]
Here ya go, I think this is a combination of the two.

forum.feed-the-beast.com/threads/whats-new-in-modded-minecraft-today.39595/page-27
User avatar #61 - tacticalhog (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, but I think it can be done, as you can run admin's minions with this shader. In all of the photos, I am running optifine so I could get a larger render distance for the photos.
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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