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#108 - I believe it's from "The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman" 08/09/2014 on 13 x 7 = 28 STOOPID +1
#2 - What episode is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Always Sunny +1
User avatar #3 - helterskeletor (08/08/2014) [-]
"The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation" is the sixth episode of the third season
#13 - She still could be if she lives in Colorado. 08/08/2014 on GOLDEN +1
#6 - mega bite 08/08/2014 on Info 0
#6 - Maybe he wears women's underwear. 08/08/2014 on Anon has a wank 0
#114 - I'm in school, but I've got the drug thing covered. 08/08/2014 on I love the nothing box +3
#130 - The high is also different depending on the temperature at whi… 08/08/2014 on Logic 0
#8 - That's Lou Costello.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on 13 x 7 = 28 STOOPID +53
#56 - theantihipster (08/08/2014) [-]
Chance you know the exact movie/episode/short/alien broadcast?
User avatar #108 - Lambda (08/09/2014) [-]
I believe it's from "The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman"
#13 - luderudecrude (08/08/2014) [-]
and Bud Abbott
#126 - There's actually no reason to hold in the smoke at all-- All t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Logic 0
User avatar #129 - justignoreme (08/08/2014) [-]
this is coming from a huge stoner: the longer i hold it in the higher i get, every time. usually about 5 seconds. vaporize: more of a body high, then the head high i desire; funny how you get a different high by changing the way you smoke it.
User avatar #130 - Lambda (08/08/2014) [-]
The high is also different depending on the temperature at which you vaporize.
Personally, I think that just burning it gives the best high. But I hate the smell and taste of smoke, always have, so I usually vaporize.
I've never found that I get any higher from holding smoke in, personally.
#5 - What was broken can be reforged.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Problems you don't have +28
#19 - akigon (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
Hahah.. heh..
It's funny to me because Riven is broken.
User avatar #11 - WhiteCrayon (08/08/2014) [-]
Violence to end violence
#6 - I don't have a nothing box. I wish I did, but I don't. Never g…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/08/2014 on I love the nothing box +57
User avatar #134 - mcbigballz (08/08/2014) [-]
You hear the voices too?
User avatar #151 - rawryrawr (08/09/2014) [-]
yup yes i do some time most times
User avatar #133 - freakyorange (08/08/2014) [-]
That means you're a woman. My logic is flawless.
User avatar #111 - skarrer (08/08/2014) [-]
Just take some drugs or something.
And quit school
Take drugs and quit school.
#114 - Lambda (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm in school, but I've got the drug thing covered.
User avatar #99 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/08/2014) [-]
Same here bro whenever I zone out I just start thinking about something off topic or some project I'm working on, can't stand thinking about nothing at all. My nothing box is full of stuff
#87 - CIS White Male (08/08/2014) [-]
I can only access the nothing box when doing menial shit like washing dishes or being a passenger in a car/train.

When it comes to sleeping I can't stop thinking, it's like I suddenly have to reflect on every bad choice I've ever made.
User avatar #81 - hokeymon (08/08/2014) [-]
Maybe you're gay.
User avatar #30 - assdoreponyfucker (08/08/2014) [-]
Sorry you're woman
User avatar #13 - applezachs (08/08/2014) [-]
Thats called schizophrenia
#20 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (08/08/2014) [-]
So all women have schizophrenia?
User avatar #27 - poelsemutter (08/08/2014) [-]
Can confirm
#7 - "perfectly or not at all" is not exactly correct. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on HDMI +5
User avatar #59 - skypatrol (08/08/2014) [-]
As cables get longer, due to minor resistance in the wiring used, things can get distorted.

It's usually about ~300 feet.
User avatar #10 - createdjustnow (08/08/2014) [-]
this was based on 4 foot hdmi, they did not test or show results using anything larger
User avatar #12 - kabuthefox (08/08/2014) [-]
the testing was based on 4 meters (roughly 13 feet)

still significantly less than 50 but u get the point
User avatar #13 - createdjustnow (08/08/2014) [-]
thank you, i was wondering why people would buy a 4 ft cord
User avatar #15 - kabuthefox (08/08/2014) [-]
i was as well, ik they sell em but the usage is so limited.

im thinking there was a mistake somewhere in there, since they say 4 feet at some points and 4 meters at other points
#14 - You know, I really believe that the majority of these unrealis… 08/08/2014 on Remember, it's men holding... +9
#17 - It was created by an artist whose intention was to create an u…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on still waiting +5
User avatar #26 - kosicandavid (08/08/2014) [-]
What is unexplainable on this? Two young nazi women (from which one have probably ended up in some horrible crash or something) are having fun with bottles of milk..
#32 - No matter how you do it, inhaling smoke is ALWAYS bad for you.…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Logic +38
#124 - splyt (08/08/2014) [-]
dude if i had 20 joints a day that'd be the opposite of a problem
#76 - acksl (08/08/2014) [-]
Or become a tourist attraction Jamaican Tour Guide
User avatar #40 - justignoreme (08/08/2014) [-]
you forgot to factor in stoners hold in the smoke about 3-10 times longer. anyhow, whenever i smoke stogies, seems like it prevents me from coughing up flem. when i smoke weed/wax, seems like i almost always cough up flem the breath after the hit. not promoting stogies at all though, you don't feel anything from them after building up a nicotine tolerance (builds up fast,) yet most people will continue smoking, denying that they are addicted till they actually are.
User avatar #126 - Lambda (08/08/2014) [-]
There's actually no reason to hold in the smoke at all-- All the THC is absorbed in the first second or two, beyond that you're just getting tar.
But really, it's much much healthier to vaporize.
User avatar #129 - justignoreme (08/08/2014) [-]
this is coming from a huge stoner: the longer i hold it in the higher i get, every time. usually about 5 seconds. vaporize: more of a body high, then the head high i desire; funny how you get a different high by changing the way you smoke it.
User avatar #130 - Lambda (08/08/2014) [-]
The high is also different depending on the temperature at which you vaporize.
Personally, I think that just burning it gives the best high. But I hate the smell and taste of smoke, always have, so I usually vaporize.
I've never found that I get any higher from holding smoke in, personally.
#393 - Give them tiny amounts of LSD without their knowledge. Slowly … 08/08/2014 on What is a cool Psychology... 0
#19 - I would guess they did this as part of a viral marketing thing… 08/08/2014 on Love on Coke +1
#97 - One time I heard my roommate speaking Latin in his sleep. I qu… 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories +1
#12 - Very short extension cords.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on WHY IS THIS SO SATISFYING 0
User avatar #13 - technique (08/09/2014) [-]
touche
#10 - That's terrifying. 08/07/2014 on FASTER GOD DAMMIT 0
#27 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Do iiiiiiiiiiiit +33
User avatar #48 - tigasingy (08/07/2014) [-]
that airplanes looks shy

like guys can i speed with you too
#87 - jonball (08/07/2014) [-]
silly you, you spelled airplanes. HAH!
You clearly see that there is only 1 airplane there.
User avatar #49 - tigasingy (08/07/2014) [-]
Looks like im retarded

airplane HELICOPTER
#53 - theshade (08/07/2014) [-]
#16 - Yep. 08/07/2014 on Washing A Piglet 0
#9 - hello internet I would like one data please 08/07/2014 on wow that's many data +2
#3 - This show needed another season at least. 08/07/2014 on You're waiting for a ship +1
#5 - has science gone too far? 08/07/2014 on Photoshop +3
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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