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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#20 - Everyone treats everyone else like **** . It's the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on males treated badly 0
User avatar #24 - toadkillerdog (10/19/2014) [-]
or destroy everyone in the name of chaos. I mean, it's what they deserve...
#71 - As a general rule, it is wise never to trust yourself. You can…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Beep [desc] 0
User avatar #78 - guanyu (10/19/2014) [-]
Trust nobody, especially not your own.
#15 - Actually I think this would be amazing on acid. unless you… 10/19/2014 on Drop the acid +2
#19 - Well I'm glad that at least somebody's daring to oppose Gawker… 10/18/2014 on GAWKER ADS GETS PULLED OFF... +6
#3 - Maybe they aren't "real" journalists in the opinion … 10/17/2014 on Journalist Code of Ethics +1
#5 - Jesus christ, what is happening to the world? Where people can…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2014 on LOL GAMERGATE +1
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User avatar #266 - huntergriff (10/18/2014) [-]
Now you see my problems with losing this, especially with all the fear mongering the media has done, eventually some random gamer kid is going to get killed just because someone thought he looked suspicious.
#8 - animesource (10/17/2014) [-]
Majority just sits and silently laughs.
However once they try to bring that shit into laws majority continues laughing and shit laws come true.
#7 - Womens Study Major (10/17/2014) [-]
That ain't a majority, it's a vocal minority of braindead retards. Still stupid, though, and kind of disturbing that nobody cares outside the people invested in the GamerGate side.
#9 - Interesting. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm soldering a chip. 10/17/2014 on 4chan has a math board 0
#23 - They do. That's why you keep popping them until you're no long…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on What do 0
#24 - skateabuga (10/17/2014) [-]
I'll be torn in two and dead by the time i care
#21 - I presume they gave you painkillers, no? Might be helpful.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on What do 0
User avatar #22 - skateabuga (10/17/2014) [-]
Apparently the pain killers caused constipation and hard shit
User avatar #23 - Lambda (10/17/2014) [-]
They do. That's why you keep popping them until you're no longer coherent enough to care.
#24 - skateabuga (10/17/2014) [-]
I'll be torn in two and dead by the time i care
#78 - Everything is corrupt and everybody sucks. In other words, bus…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on I'm amazed. +2
User avatar #102 - romanlettuce (10/17/2014) [-]
It's been business as usual because it's been rather simple to control people in the past. You can see now that it's getting harder and they have to take drastic measures because people have the internet. In this light it's becoming risky business because some good people are sick of taking bullshit for an answer.
#124 - Eh, it's just because nobody wants the annoying stoner stereot…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/16/2014 on space 0
#128 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
I am 20, 250 pounds, lives in my mother's basement, and all i do i play games and smoke pot.
Loves it.
#143 - wtfduud (10/16/2014) [-]
The only thing you could ever be is a pro-skater.
User avatar #144 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
did you miss the part about me being 250 pounds? lol i can't ride a skateboard to save my life!
#151 - chimi (10/16/2014) [-]
look at the bright side, nobody can beat you downhill
#145 - wtfduud (10/16/2014) [-]
Well ok, I was just making a reference to the top content right now.
User avatar #130 - jajathezombie (10/16/2014) [-]
I'm sure your mother loves it just as much.
#133 - mummer (10/16/2014) [-]
I smokes weed with her too. hahaha
#129 - jajathezombie has deleted their comment.
#11 - "shane, stop writing on the whiteboard pretending to be m… 10/16/2014 on Shane, Stop. +5
#95 - yes, but you could manage it if you're careful. 10/15/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 9 0
#92 - "womxn" is spelled with an X and it's unclear of how…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 9 0
User avatar #94 - mysticana (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh, cool. Thanks for pointing that out, obviously had one too many late nights
#91 - Solid food would be possible. Drinking liquids would not.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 9 0
#93 - mcguy (10/15/2014) [-]
Chewing is kinda hard with out cheeks.
User avatar #95 - Lambda (10/15/2014) [-]
yes, but you could manage it if you're careful.
#9 - I got banned for life from driving golf carts at work. I guess… 10/14/2014 on How do you fuck up that fast +2
#37 - Interesting. I did not know that.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on (untitled) +15
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (10/13/2014) [-]
Now watch as you see mention of baader-Meinhof everywhere.
#28 - I watch FMA for the first time last night, and suddenly today …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #44 - dagramcraka (10/13/2014) [-]
watch FMA : brother hood. it follows the manga better.
User avatar #36 - supername (10/13/2014) [-]
There's actually a name for this, it's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon a cognitive bias where your mind tends to notice something more often after you have learned or recognized it once. A great example is when you learn a new word and you see it everywhere.
#43 - jalauren (10/13/2014) [-]
What's this called then?

The other week I saw some content on fj about Nara. A few days later, I got the new Alt-J album. On it are the songs: Arrival in Nara, Nara and Leaving Nara. I still didn't know what this place or thing was, but a few days later in my Human Geography class we talked about Nara, Japan.

Is there a term for this?
User avatar #47 - supername (10/13/2014) [-]
The term you're looking for is "coincidence" a phenomenon where two or more alike events occur in a series.
#37 - Lambda (10/13/2014) [-]
Interesting. I did not know that.
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (10/13/2014) [-]
Now watch as you see mention of baader-Meinhof everywhere.
#29 - Performing surgery, I imagine, is like auto mechanics. Except …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #35 - bronynexgen (10/13/2014) [-]
During many open heart surgeries, they do stop the heart, and keep blood circulating artificially.
#38 - I have that exact same tractor. 10/13/2014 on This time of the year 0
#4 - Different areas of the world and different cultures. The f… 10/11/2014 on fire nation outfit +11
#5 - I saw a "YUR MOM" license plate yesterday.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on God +2
#6 - jaysnk (10/12/2014) [-]
#8 - It seems to me like it's a bad idea to just present little kid… 10/11/2014 on SJW Shenanigans in real life +2
#4 - Their real target audience isn't little kids-- It's people who…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Wiggle your big toe +2
User avatar #45 - SlowpokeForever (10/13/2014) [-]
No offense to be had to the LoK fanbase but to me cartoons like that=made for little kids, with a good load of a peripheral audience, I'm into a good deal of things not meant for people my age, mostly cartoons I grew up with as a kid, so I'm not judging.
Now, I'm not saying ALL cartoons are meant for kids first, there are some cartoons I wouldn't let a kid watch at all, and I'm not just talking about Adult Swim.
#10 - In truth, most people would be like, "I'm gonna do illega…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on The splurge +3
User avatar #11 - sumerfag (10/11/2014) [-]
unless the lived in a small suburban area filled with old people who clearly aren't going to be purging
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User avatar #64 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #65 to #64 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #66 to #65 - tjsoup (03/07/2014) [-]
interested in the board?
User avatar #67 to #66 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Lambda ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#63 - duelknight (12/13/2013) [-]
What you need is a 11 lambda
User avatar #58 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #59 to #58 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
I actually quit caring about items. Not sure I want to spend so many FJ points on one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xinzley (11/03/2013) [-]
PLS
User avatar #62 to #60 - Lambda ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
....you're alright.
User avatar #53 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Dat usemame.
User avatar #48 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4419891/What+if+this+happened/14#14
The worst part. I fap to **** like that...all the time. I usually go to places like gurochan for my porn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Lambda ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, the whole site is just drawn porn? Not as bad as the real thing, I guess.
User avatar #52 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and some of the things there I fap to don't exist in reality. So, yep. I fap to real stuff sometimes like you know.. ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - jingleforth (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's just a thing. Don't go into that area man. Next thing you know you're fapping to the most weird **** ever.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Lambda ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure.
#43 - luxray (11/22/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #42 - bdevils (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I added you because I'm a part of Lambda Chi Alpha
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Lambda ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
You have TONS of items. What do you need all these for?
#38 - lolerbot (10/02/2012) [-]
valve shall never release episode 3
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
No, no no no. Don't say that. We can't give up hope. One day Valve will learn how to count to three.
User avatar #30 - toxicdisorder (09/05/2012) [-]
I added you for your name and profile picture. i love you
#31 to #30 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'm flattered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
Are you a half-life fan? or did you just use the name because of the lambda itself?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I am both a half-life fan and a fan of the letter lambda.
User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicdisorder (09/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome. it's only on here that I find people with similar interests as me, but sadly I don't know much about the lambda itself, all I know is that it's used in math, and I think it's from the Greek (I don't really know for sure).
User avatar #35 to #34 - Lambda ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
It's a greek letter, the scientific symbol for wavelength, and the designation of a secret lab devoted to teleportation research.
#27 - sumakabob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
sorry to ask, but why is your name blue? may have missed a PM or something
User avatar #25 to #29 - Lambda ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Oldfags get blue usernames. If you signed up (I think) before February 2010, you get blue.
User avatar #26 to #30 - allcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
dammit... i knew i should have signed up earlier...

used to browse the site all the time when it was green.
User avatar #21 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
Wicked username man.
Half-life fan?
User avatar #22 to #26 - Lambda ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Yesh. It's just too bad valve can't count to three. >:(
User avatar #37 to #22 - spaceturtlecadet (09/20/2012) [-]
Months late, but level 3 sentry gun?
I love your name BTW
User avatar #23 to #27 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
I know right?
HL3 would be the best gam ever....
But instead, we get hats....
#19 - geraldbostock (03/12/2012) [-]
Why are you named after a Greek letter?
User avatar #20 to #24 - Lambda ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
It is my favorite Greek letter, and also the symbol of my favorite game.
#16 - namx (01/17/2012) [-]
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!   
   
you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
ohh, yesss! I just tried voting again now literally minutes ago, and I can vote again!

you should check to see if you can, as well! I took the courtesy of pinkieing up our previous conversation ahaha.
User avatar #17 to #21 - Lambda ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
WOOHOO! I never realized how important voting rights were to me until they were taken away on funnyjunk...
#18 to #22 - namx (01/19/2012) [-]
True that.
True that.
#15 - misterducklumps (11/21/2011) [-]
Heλλo there.
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