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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Content Ranking:#8267
Comment Ranking:#22507
Highest Content Rank:#627
Highest Comment Rank:#7568
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#2529 - I'm in love with my ex girlfriends sister and can't do anythin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
#2549 - chancevance (04/11/2014) [-]
Go for it, why the hell not? If they love each other as sisters that would be completely okay. Unless things ended on a very very bad note in which case maybe you shouldn't.
User avatar #2801 - Kyogre (04/11/2014) [-]
Normally I would, because I don't give a shit what my ex thinks. However the sister has a thing going on with one of my close friends. And they're fucking inseperable. They're not dating yet act like a married couple. Fucking weird. Plus her parents dislike me because I threw a huge party a while back and both my ex and her sister went home smashed beyond belief and the parents are hardcore straight edge. So yeah. Kinda got my hands tied on this one.



Oh and she doesn't like me back anyway so that's probably also a factor. Hooked up with her drunk as fuck once though. So I got at least that amiright
#41 - I don't get these ******* "my life in a gif/… 04/06/2014 on My life in a gif -1
#8 - BCG finds OP at ghetto ass wedding. OP finds banging hispanic …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 0
#132 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
TLR
#2 - Picture 03/30/2014 on Justice 0
#13 - Anna Kendrick <3 03/30/2014 on Puns.. 0
#192 - not a new fag. just never cared to roll them images. thought i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #199 - givememoarpony (03/28/2014) [-]
I could see that by the blueness of your username, I was just parodying the 'newfags can't triforce' thing
#146 - However the way we trained was more of a traditional Chinese m… 03/28/2014 on Shaolin martial arts training 0
#145 - Let me clarify. I have my black belt in Shaolin Kempo, which i… 03/28/2014 on Shaolin martial arts training 0
#99 - thanks brah 03/28/2014 on Shaolin martial arts training 0
#95 - It's the best martial arts there is. Look up Fred Villari scho…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Shaolin martial arts training +1
User avatar #120 - depends (03/28/2014) [-]
"best martial arts there is" Do you even Brazillian Jiu Jitsu?
User avatar #123 - ljxjlos (03/28/2014) [-]
Jiu Jitsu is for Bitches, tho.

Seriously, tho, I thought russian Systema was supposed to be the most effective martial arts, at least, not sure, tho. Shaolin MA are pretty damn neat, tho.
User avatar #124 - depends (03/28/2014) [-]
Meh, in my opinion it's the best fighting wise, Although Russian System is pretty scary all you gotta do is get them to the ground and hope to god they don't do some ninja shit.
User avatar #122 - depends (03/28/2014) [-]
Actually now I think about this, I realized that it's not for fighting it's kind of a monk thing.
User avatar #146 - Kyogre (03/28/2014) [-]
However the way we trained was more of a traditional Chinese monk path. I guess it's a mix of both modern self defense and southern chinese karate.
User avatar #145 - Kyogre (03/28/2014) [-]
Let me clarify. I have my black belt in Shaolin Kempo, which is nearly identical to Russian Systema
#94 - Got my black belt in Shaolin Kempo. Our instructor made us do …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Shaolin martial arts training +1
#97 - maxsexington (03/28/2014) [-]
Thats fucken badass dude congrates !
User avatar #99 - Kyogre (03/28/2014) [-]
thanks brah
#156 - *roll image*  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) -2
#178 - givememoarpony (03/28/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled image**

newfags can't roll picture
User avatar #192 - Kyogre (03/28/2014) [-]
not a new fag. just never cared to roll them images. thought i'd try, but i guess im a faggot after all
User avatar #199 - givememoarpony (03/28/2014) [-]
I could see that by the blueness of your username, I was just parodying the 'newfags can't triforce' thing
#4 - I'm in the same boat. Though I do offer up a slight chuckle to… 03/27/2014 on Probably Unpopular opinions +1
#1 - Deadpool is superior to all heroes 03/27/2014 on Good Guy Deadpool +6
#3 - Pretty sure that guy has no ******* idea how to s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on (untitled) +11
User avatar #6 - timelordjam (03/24/2014) [-]
actual spoiler ahead...pretty big one for morons he doesnt. Its a ploy to get Abraham and Rosita to protect him, thats why he delays the trip to D.C
User avatar #4 - Walnuts (03/24/2014) [-]
He closed his eyes while blindly firing an automatic weapon. I'm pretty sure this guy couldn't find his way out of a cardboard box
BUT NOW THAT HE'S THE NAVIGATOR HE PROBABLY CAN HEHEHEHEHEHE I kill me
#5 - I'm not black 03/24/2014 on 10 Seconds to Prove You're... 0
#1 - Made me lol 03/23/2014 on just finished season 3 0
#96 - Groudon ain't ****  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Artificial plants scare vegans +1
User avatar #98 - Tyranitar (03/22/2014) [-]
Woah, it's ok dude. No need to use no Water-type moves on me or nothing. You the man, you the man.
#95 - You're a ******* pussy bro, I don't need grass ty… 03/22/2014 on Artificial plants scare vegans 0
#2368 - We're all FJers. I'm the patrioticfag on the left 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +3
#507 - U fancy a swat in tha gabber m8  [+] (10 new replies) 03/17/2014 on for jett +1
User avatar #650 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
Nice name
Choice Band Outrage Rayquaza
gg
#690 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
Focus Sash Ice Beam Kyogre
#794 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
pls
if this were to be a hypothetical situation Pokemon battle
I would hypothetically win
User avatar #796 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
Dude, Rayquaza's defenses are pretty shit. One ice beam and that fucker is a gonner.
User avatar #811 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
105/90/90 isn't shit. Ray isn't a defensive beast but its defenses aren't awful. Maybe by Uber standards they are, but meh. I mean, Kyogre is 100/90/140 and Groudon is 100/140/90.

Mega Kangaskhan -- thoughts?
User avatar #812 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
I'm keeping myself spoiler-free untill after my first X playthrough, thank you.
User avatar #813 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
Serena kills Dumbledore

Okay, then. How far are you?
User avatar #815 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
About 20$ away from buying it, why?
User avatar #816 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
Ah. I was under the assumption you were already playing it. Just curious, thought maybe I could help you.

3781-0037-4142
you seem like you don't like me so do what you will with my FC
User avatar #817 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
I won't. You seem like cool guy.
#258 - Dude people can read. You have an A and an L in your name. You…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/17/2014 on for jett +2
#261 - jettactlve (03/17/2014) [-]
faggot ass trolls like you can read
i know that
User avatar #507 - Kyogre (03/17/2014) [-]
U fancy a swat in tha gabber m8
User avatar #650 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
Nice name
Choice Band Outrage Rayquaza
gg
#690 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
Focus Sash Ice Beam Kyogre
#794 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
pls
if this were to be a hypothetical situation Pokemon battle
I would hypothetically win
User avatar #796 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
Dude, Rayquaza's defenses are pretty shit. One ice beam and that fucker is a gonner.
User avatar #811 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
105/90/90 isn't shit. Ray isn't a defensive beast but its defenses aren't awful. Maybe by Uber standards they are, but meh. I mean, Kyogre is 100/90/140 and Groudon is 100/140/90.

Mega Kangaskhan -- thoughts?
User avatar #812 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
I'm keeping myself spoiler-free untill after my first X playthrough, thank you.
User avatar #813 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
Serena kills Dumbledore

Okay, then. How far are you?
User avatar #815 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
About 20$ away from buying it, why?
User avatar #816 - welliguessitsaname (03/17/2014) [-]
Ah. I was under the assumption you were already playing it. Just curious, thought maybe I could help you.

3781-0037-4142
you seem like you don't like me so do what you will with my FC
User avatar #817 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
I won't. You seem like cool guy.
#254 - Yo man, don't forget to haunt my ass. You still need to posses… 03/17/2014 on for jett 0
#63 - right there with you 03/14/2014 on What Languages Sound Like... 0
#29 - But it's too ******* hot here 03/14/2014 on Florida Mugshot Comp Part 2 +1
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User avatar #1 - tentaquil (10/29/2013) [-]
u suk *****
User avatar #2 to #1 - Kyogre (10/29/2013) [-]
ya fancy a swat in the gabber m8
User avatar #3 to #2 - tentaquil (10/30/2013) [-]
ill cut ur little johns u cuntpirate
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
would you like to support abort braxton 2k13
User avatar #5 to #4 - tentaquil (12/02/2013) [-]
whose braxton? sounds like a cool *****
User avatar #6 to #5 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
some skank i know got prego and shes naming it braxton
#7 to #6 - tentaquil (12/02/2013) [-]
i'll burn the corpse
i'll burn the corpse
User avatar #8 to #7 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
thanks mate
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