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#8705322 - You're my favorite too, Phanact. 05/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#43 - Yo 05/02/2014 on bitches ain't shit 0
#9 - Rainbows ******* everywhere  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on bitches ain't shit +6
#17 - hillbillypowpow (05/01/2014) [-]
I guess you would be the authority on this.
#12 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Did you hear that asshole... 0
#25 - ******* superb 04/24/2014 on Asia 0
#25 - I would very much like to know how scientists determine the ag…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Ever Wonder How Old the... 0
User avatar #86 - TwiztidNinja (04/24/2014) [-]
I will put it in terms you probably do not understand.
Maths my good sir, they use maths.
#64 - MCmc (04/24/2014) [-]
Hey buddy,
So one way to measure the age of the universe is by look at how fast it is expanding. You can measure how fast it is expanding by measuring the redshift (wiki it if you want) of stars around you. Einsteins theory of relativity predicts this expansion. If you believe you have a good measurement of the expansion and how it should behave over time, you might imagine you could then predict how much more it is going to expand over the next few years. You can also then do the reverse and ask, given its current size how long would it take to get here and how small was it say a thousand years ago. At some point as you dial back time the size of your universe reaches a singularity (infinitesimally small i.e. right at the big bang) and bam there you go thats how old we are.
User avatar #63 - ninjaroo (04/24/2014) [-]
There are a lot of ways, the easiest to understand being the one already explained.
Basically light has a fixed speed, we can only see light that has reached us, so when the furthest thing we can see is 13.7 billion light years away we can figure out that the universe is at least 13.7 billion years old.
User avatar #40 - earlploddington (04/24/2014) [-]
Don't quote me on this because it's been a while since I read any of this stuff but I believe it's to do with working out how far away distant objects are, because the further they are away the longer it takes the light to reach us thus we can work out how old they are based on how long it takes for the light to get us (because obviously if we can see the light it must be at least that old)

like i said don't quote me on this
User avatar #55 - cmkpower (04/24/2014) [-]
It is almost true but there was a time after the Big Bang where light didn't exist because electrons couldn't bind to protons because the universe was too hot. In this period it is hard to make an image of and know what exactly is going on but that is partially what the scientists at CERN trying to figure out.
#88 - Hightower (04/24/2014) [-]
Using neutrinos!
User avatar #68 - earlploddington (04/24/2014) [-]
Wooo I very nearly almost got something right for once!
User avatar #27 - redstonealchemist (04/24/2014) [-]
#118 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
One of the first methods to get a handle on the age of the universe is to look at how fast things are receding away from us.

The further away you look, the faster things are moving, and this change happens at a (nearly) constant rate (The Hubble Constant). If you work backwards you can derive how long it would take for all these objects to be at the same location (the big bang). That quantity is the 'Hubble Time'. It ends up being about the age of the universe.

This only holds true if the Hubble constant is constant. New information about extremely distant supernovae indicate that the universal expansion is accelerating due to some sort of energy. We have no idea what it is so we called it 'dark energy'. The expansion of the universe is retarded by the presence of matter that makes it want to contract onto itself as well (gravity).

We happen to be at an inflection point between dark energy dominated expansion and matter dominated contraction, so the hubble time is a good estimate.
#60 - Ray-Quay has a good singing voice. **** relaxes me.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Rayquaza keepin it's shit... 0
User avatar #62 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
#50 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Gary and Ash +2
#55 - Whatever bro. You have one ******* tower while I have t…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Rayquaza keepin it's shit... +2
#84 - John Cena (07/07/2014) [-]
Rayquaza has the whole sky
User avatar #59 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
You were quelled with a roar, stfu
User avatar #60 - Kyogre (04/22/2014) [-]
Ray-Quay has a good singing voice. Shit relaxes me.
User avatar #62 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
#98 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Feels 0
#664 - venetianceruse let's get married 04/20/2014 on Hottest Girls Of FJ Round 2... 0
#7 - aww yeeee 04/20/2014 on FJ give me some advice +1
#5 - Didn't know that was a thing thanks m8  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on FJ give me some advice +1
User avatar #6 - megavoir (04/20/2014) [-]
yeah pokemon name my niggah
User avatar #7 - Kyogre (04/20/2014) [-]
aww yeeee
#1237 - <3 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies 0
#794 - you're my *****  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +1
#812 - goodguygary (04/17/2014) [-]
i love you.
User avatar #1237 - Kyogre (04/17/2014) [-]
#275 - 87 presents?! **** that music then. Maybe I wanted thos… 04/16/2014 on I beg to differ! 0
#2802 - I had the same exact ******* thing happen to me in high… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#2801 - Normally I would, because I don't give a **** what my e… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#2529 - I'm in love with my ex girlfriends sister and can't do anythin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +2
#2549 - chancevance (04/11/2014) [-]
Go for it, why the hell not? If they love each other as sisters that would be completely okay. Unless things ended on a very very bad note in which case maybe you shouldn't.
User avatar #2801 - Kyogre (04/11/2014) [-]
Normally I would, because I don't give a shit what my ex thinks. However the sister has a thing going on with one of my close friends. And they're fucking inseperable. They're not dating yet act like a married couple. Fucking weird. Plus her parents dislike me because I threw a huge party a while back and both my ex and her sister went home smashed beyond belief and the parents are hardcore straight edge. So yeah. Kinda got my hands tied on this one.

Oh and she doesn't like me back anyway so that's probably also a factor. Hooked up with her drunk as fuck once though. So I got at least that amiright
#41 - I don't get these ******* "my life in a gif/pictur… 04/06/2014 on My life in a gif -1
#8 - BCG finds OP at ghetto ass wedding. OP finds banging hispanic …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Beta Cringe God 2 0
#132 - John Cena (03/31/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture 03/30/2014 on Justice 0
#13 - Anna Kendrick <3 03/30/2014 on Puns.. 0
#192 - not a new fag. just never cared to roll them images. thought i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #199 - givememoarpony (03/28/2014) [-]
I could see that by the blueness of your username, I was just parodying the 'newfags can't triforce' thing
#146 - However the way we trained was more of a traditional Chinese m… 03/28/2014 on Shaolin martial arts training 0


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User avatar #1 - tentaquil (10/29/2013) [-]
u suk *****
User avatar #2 to #1 - Kyogre (10/29/2013) [-]
ya fancy a swat in the gabber m8
User avatar #3 to #2 - tentaquil (10/30/2013) [-]
ill cut ur little johns u cuntpirate
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
would you like to support abort braxton 2k13
User avatar #5 to #4 - tentaquil (12/02/2013) [-]
whose braxton? sounds like a cool *****
User avatar #6 to #5 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
some skank i know got prego and shes naming it braxton
#7 to #6 - tentaquil (12/02/2013) [-]
i'll burn the corpse
i'll burn the corpse
User avatar #8 to #7 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
thanks mate
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