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#89 - You're a faggot.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Groudon art 0
#91 - MrShaggy (05/29/2014) [-]

User avatar #92 - Kyogre (05/29/2014) [-]
How's it feel to know that no matter how hard you try the only way you can OHKO me is with a fissure? I just need a fucking surf
#93 - MrShaggy (05/29/2014) [-]
You're wrong you cheeky lil' kunt.

Fissure - 1HKO
Solarbeam bitch - 1HKO Groudon's boss drought in play
Thunderbolt - 1HKO With your fairy drizzle in play
Earthquake - 2HKO?

ill fukn wrek u i swer on me mum
User avatar #97 - Kyogre (05/30/2014) [-]
Groudons special attack aint shit compared to my special defense. There's no way solar beam would be a 1hko. Again, same thing for thunderbolt. All I need is one of my many special attacks. Which, by the way, outweighs your special defense. One surf. Done.
#98 - MrShaggy (05/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I like how you keep bringing that up.

Groudon's Sp. Atk & Sp. Def is low but his regular Attack & Defense is on par with Kyogre's.

You can't keep comparing that because by that logic, Kyogre's regular Attack & Defense ain't got shit on Groudon's.

And if you keep following that logic; Groudon's Attack is high, so moves like Earthquake & Magnitude most likely would be 1HKO's as well.

And no nigga, Solarbeam is definitely a 1HKO. Same goes for thunderbolt.
User avatar #99 - Kyogre (05/31/2014) [-]
Earthquake? Maybe. Magnitude? Gotta get lucky. And I can fairly compare that because you're saying that groudons special attack is enough to 1hko kyogre with a non stab move. It just doesn't work man. The only way that would happen is with a critical hit. But, this is also assuming you move first. Which is possible seeing as they both have the same speed stat. But I can guarantee that no matter how many times you try, without a crit, you can't 1hko with a solarbeam or thunderbolt. I say again. 1 surf. Done. Guaranteed.
User avatar #100 - MrShaggy (05/31/2014) [-]
Earthquake? Most likely, not maybe.

You can't guarantee that Solarbeam won't be a 1HKO, same goes for thunderbolt, & I will give you the type advantage over Groudon, but that's all.
User avatar #101 - Kyogre (05/31/2014) [-]
I can guarantee it because without a crit it can't mathematically happen. His special attack isn't high enough. I also find it funny that you're avoiding the fact that one surf will annihilate Groudon.
#88 - My ***** got my back  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Groudon art 0
User avatar #90 - captainwow (05/29/2014) [-]
This thread went on forever, every update made my day slightly better.
#65 - **** Groudon  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on accurate +1
User avatar #156 - sexyhimself (05/14/2014) [-]
you wish you could, you filthy peasant
#600232 - u fancy a swat in the gabber m8 05/12/2014 on Pokemon 0
#600214 - I'm the ******* best  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #600228 - supertanto (05/12/2014) [-]
no yer still shit m8
User avatar #600232 - Kyogre (05/12/2014) [-]
u fancy a swat in the gabber m8
#262 - Groudon ain't got **** 05/12/2014 on Guys, are you reggie for... 0
#261 - Lol faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Guys, are you reggie for... +2
#263 - MrShaggy (05/12/2014) [-]
you little fuck.
#8705322 - You're my favorite too, Phanact. 05/09/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#43 - Yo 05/02/2014 on bitches ain't shit 0
#9 - Rainbows ******* everywhere  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on bitches ain't shit +6
#17 - hillbillypowpow (05/01/2014) [-]
I guess you would be the authority on this.
#12 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Did you hear that asshole... 0
#25 - ******* superb 04/24/2014 on Asia 0
#25 - I would very much like to know how scientists determine the ag…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Ever Wonder How Old the... 0
User avatar #86 - TwiztidNinja (04/24/2014) [-]
I will put it in terms you probably do not understand.
Maths my good sir, they use maths.
#64 - MCmc (04/24/2014) [-]
Hey buddy,
So one way to measure the age of the universe is by look at how fast it is expanding. You can measure how fast it is expanding by measuring the redshift (wiki it if you want) of stars around you. Einsteins theory of relativity predicts this expansion. If you believe you have a good measurement of the expansion and how it should behave over time, you might imagine you could then predict how much more it is going to expand over the next few years. You can also then do the reverse and ask, given its current size how long would it take to get here and how small was it say a thousand years ago. At some point as you dial back time the size of your universe reaches a singularity (infinitesimally small i.e. right at the big bang) and bam there you go thats how old we are.
User avatar #63 - ninjaroo (04/24/2014) [-]
There are a lot of ways, the easiest to understand being the one already explained.
Basically light has a fixed speed, we can only see light that has reached us, so when the furthest thing we can see is 13.7 billion light years away we can figure out that the universe is at least 13.7 billion years old.
User avatar #40 - earlploddington (04/24/2014) [-]
Don't quote me on this because it's been a while since I read any of this stuff but I believe it's to do with working out how far away distant objects are, because the further they are away the longer it takes the light to reach us thus we can work out how old they are based on how long it takes for the light to get us (because obviously if we can see the light it must be at least that old)

like i said don't quote me on this
User avatar #55 - cmkpower (04/24/2014) [-]
It is almost true but there was a time after the Big Bang where light didn't exist because electrons couldn't bind to protons because the universe was too hot. In this period it is hard to make an image of and know what exactly is going on but that is partially what the scientists at CERN trying to figure out.
#88 - Hightower (04/24/2014) [-]
Using neutrinos!
User avatar #68 - earlploddington (04/24/2014) [-]
Wooo I very nearly almost got something right for once!
User avatar #27 - redstonealchemist (04/24/2014) [-]
#118 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
One of the first methods to get a handle on the age of the universe is to look at how fast things are receding away from us.

The further away you look, the faster things are moving, and this change happens at a (nearly) constant rate (The Hubble Constant). If you work backwards you can derive how long it would take for all these objects to be at the same location (the big bang). That quantity is the 'Hubble Time'. It ends up being about the age of the universe.

This only holds true if the Hubble constant is constant. New information about extremely distant supernovae indicate that the universal expansion is accelerating due to some sort of energy. We have no idea what it is so we called it 'dark energy'. The expansion of the universe is retarded by the presence of matter that makes it want to contract onto itself as well (gravity).

We happen to be at an inflection point between dark energy dominated expansion and matter dominated contraction, so the hubble time is a good estimate.
#60 - Ray-Quay has a good singing voice. **** relaxes me.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Rayquaza keepin it's shit... 0
User avatar #62 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
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#55 - Whatever bro. You have one ******* tower while I …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Rayquaza keepin it's shit... +2
#84 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
Rayquaza has the whole sky
User avatar #59 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
You were quelled with a roar, stfu
User avatar #60 - Kyogre (04/22/2014) [-]
Ray-Quay has a good singing voice. Shit relaxes me.
User avatar #62 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
#98 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Feels 0
#664 - venetianceruse let's get married 04/20/2014 on Hottest Girls Of FJ Round 2... 0
#7 - aww yeeee 04/20/2014 on FJ give me some advice +1
#5 - Didn't know that was a thing thanks m8  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on FJ give me some advice +1
User avatar #6 - megavoir (04/20/2014) [-]
yeah pokemon name my niggah
User avatar #7 - Kyogre (04/20/2014) [-]
aww yeeee
#1237 - <3 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies 0
#794 - you're my *****  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +1
#812 - goodguygary (04/17/2014) [-]
i love you.
User avatar #1237 - Kyogre (04/17/2014) [-]
#275 - 87 presents?! **** that music then. Maybe I wante… 04/16/2014 on I beg to differ! 0
#2802 - I had the same exact ******* thing happen to me i… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
#2801 - Normally I would, because I don't give a **** wha… 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
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User avatar #1 - tentaquil (10/29/2013) [-]
u suk *****
User avatar #2 to #1 - Kyogre (10/29/2013) [-]
ya fancy a swat in the gabber m8
User avatar #3 to #2 - tentaquil (10/30/2013) [-]
ill cut ur little johns u cuntpirate
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
would you like to support abort braxton 2k13
User avatar #5 to #4 - tentaquil (12/02/2013) [-]
whose braxton? sounds like a cool *****
User avatar #6 to #5 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
some skank i know got prego and shes naming it braxton
#7 to #6 - tentaquil (12/02/2013) [-]
i'll burn the corpse
i'll burn the corpse
User avatar #8 to #7 - Kyogre (12/02/2013) [-]
thanks mate
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