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PSN: Krystoking
Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Krystonia
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#21 - not true. people tend to be born into a religion. and some s…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2014 on I dont hate religion -2
#26 - ezzay (11/06/2014) [-]
while you are correct one the first part. people do tend to get indoctrinated young. its just a fact of life, but the decision to stay in that religion also speaks about your character. this could also be said about just about any ideology. Kid A is told by his parents his whole life that only losers don't go to college, and that he isn't a loser, the kid will probably go to college, regardless of skill. Kid B is told that college isn't necessary to be successful, he may chose to or may not. what I am trying to illustrate is that if you make the problem a point, and for them to make a decision, they are more inclined to go with what they were taught beforehand. its simply human nature. as a chem student, the only people I have ever heard refer to religion as cancer of society are the "communist" liberals, or the edgy scrublord.
User avatar #28 - Krystoking (11/06/2014) [-]
we have the privilege of living in a country where we get to make a decision of who we are as we grow older, but try to imagine growing up in a country where religion is law. children grow up learning about religion the same way theyd learn about physics, they simply accept it as true and find it ridiculous to think otherwise. the reason it can be seen as cancer is because religion spreads from one person to the next the same way cancer spreads from one cell to the next. id also say religion has more negative effects than positive on a person, its unnecessary and in many cases inhibits learning im conservative btw, not liberal. not trying to be edgy either, i just believe the world would be a better place without religion
#48 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
You may think that but the wouldn't be any better or worse without religion. People will always find something to fill that spot. That is psychological fact. You may not even realize it but ALL atheists have something of some sort that fills the spot of religion. You can deny it if you want but it doesn't matter. That is a fact.
User avatar #52 - Krystoking (11/06/2014) [-]
That doesnt make any sense. Its a psychological fact that people that dont believe in religion have to fill the "spot" that is usually taken up by religion? with what? the problem with religion is that it tries to replace what we dont know about the world, but if we let that happen and simply accept belief then why learn anything new? people need to realize that they dont need religion and the universe is beautiful the way it is, so why dont we start focusing more on what is instead of why it is.
User avatar #55 - wewumbo (11/06/2014) [-]
'People don't need religion.' 'replace what we don't know about the world.'
No. Much like you are giving a different perspective now, religion just provides an alternative way of thinking Or rather it does now and it used to be the only way of thinking so I can see why people argue against the tradition . Think about religion like a hobby; it brings people together, it does eat up your time, some are more serious and some people are more serious about it.
Religion doesn't directly try to replace what we know about the world, what we know about the world is always growing. We really don't have a right to say a certain hobby or religion is a waste of time since no matter what we can never truly know what is means to people. We can however, like you are doing, suggest alternatives. This is what Christianity and other religions teach; to inform people about their religion (alternatives). Inb4 drugs is a hobby. Although it is it does the opposite, at least in the long term, of what religion does which is bring people together. Yes, that's the goal. No one likes extremists.

The reason I'm replying is you are asking questions, which I assume you want answered.
User avatar #66 - Krystoking (11/06/2014) [-]
I have nothing against religion as a hobby. what people do in the privacy of their own homes is their business. its more the church and religion in government that i have a problem with. thanks for a reasonable answer though.
User avatar #29 - ezzay (11/06/2014) [-]
well, while I disagree with your opinion, you are entitled to it. I guess we should simple agree to disagree mate. I wasn't trying to imply you were one of those outlires, its just whenever I hear someone say it out loud they tend to fall into one of those categories.
User avatar #30 - Krystoking (11/06/2014) [-]
and you are entitled to yours good sir, i bid thee farewell although if youre interested in the matter i urge you to watch the movie "the unbelievers", its pretty interesting, and its on netflix
#53 - july comes after january and may lol  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Definition of Confliction +2
#59 - mahusername (11/01/2014) [-]
he dun failed gud
#23 - The polish language uses a lot of sounds not common in the eng… 10/26/2014 on Oompa Loompa... 0
#5046 - **Krystoking rolls 427,050,904** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam +1
#62 - ah yes the olden days 10/21/2014 on Behind the .gif +4
#1271 - I'd say I fit the description. I've honestly been on this sit… 10/20/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#565 - nobody 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 0
#146 - true 09/22/2014 on This week in islam 0
#141 - That has nothing to do with their religion. They're a…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on This week in islam 0
#145 - kirkenseth (09/22/2014) [-]
only that it stopped progress... in replies
#143 - kirkenseth (09/22/2014) [-]
i never said anything about their religion
User avatar #146 - Krystoking (09/22/2014) [-]
true
#140 - lol, that was despite islam, not because of it 09/22/2014 on This week in islam -1
#171 - i miss you...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on The good old days. 0
#176 - Ottovan (09/21/2014) [-]
I love you
#55 - door knobs are becoming illegal in canada 09/17/2014 on Where tumblr users go to die 0
#73 - Lol bon bon means candy in french, pronounced the same way 08/18/2014 on made me laugh +1
#1211 - oh ok thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
User avatar #1212 - makedonski (07/27/2014) [-]
No worries. I can only imagine where my country is lol
#1197 - Poland is Europe **** ? why?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? +1
User avatar #1209 - makedonski (07/27/2014) [-]
Because this doesn't actually mean anything
User avatar #1211 - Krystoking (07/27/2014) [-]
oh ok thank you
User avatar #1212 - makedonski (07/27/2014) [-]
No worries. I can only imagine where my country is lol
#2739 - **Krystoking rolls 630,663,811** 07/21/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#3690 - **Krystoking rolls 523,571** 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#7963 - **Krystoking rolls 568,617,796** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#477 - thank you 06/21/2014 on Krystoking's profile 0
#144 - 6'7" here, as for that picture, whenever you go on a plan… 06/17/2014 on fuck tall people 0
#568 - a light peck i find harmless, if they were slobbering all over…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 7 -1
User avatar #588 - ScottP (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I thought family member kissing was restricted to face cheeks only
#563 - Can someone explain what's so bad about the grandma one? Is i…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 7 -1
#566 - noschool (02/02/2014) [-]
on the cheek but never on the lips.
User avatar #568 - Krystoking (02/02/2014) [-]
a light peck i find harmless, if they were slobbering all over each other it'd be another story. I don't see any sexuality in that pic
User avatar #588 - ScottP (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I thought family member kissing was restricted to face cheeks only
#1139 - Picture 01/29/2014 on WHOOOO! 0
#72 - Thats what you get for doing nothing for 4 years 01/19/2014 on some notification would... 0
#50 - I almost can't see your name it's so dark  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on some notification would... +3
User avatar #59 - hounding (01/19/2014) [-]
Damn for only 9 months difference there is a huge color gap here
#58 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2014) [-]
Is your name purple or am I just colorblind?
User avatar #72 - Krystoking (01/19/2014) [-]
Thats what you get for doing nothing for 4 years
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User avatar #478 - indiekid (11/17/2014) [-]
Hey buddy!!!! Haha that's awesome you're still using the avatar i made you
User avatar #479 to #478 - Krystoking (11/17/2014) [-]
haha yeah its a pretty good avatar
User avatar #480 to #479 - indiekid (11/17/2014) [-]
That was like 3 years ago haha. Crazy
User avatar #481 to #480 - Krystoking (11/17/2014) [-]
ya i havent really been updating my account since then, havent posted a comic in a while either
User avatar #482 to #481 - indiekid (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah me neither. It's crazy how much my life was consumed by fj for a few years. Good memories though
User avatar #483 to #482 - Krystoking (11/17/2014) [-]
ya i just hang around to kill time
User avatar #477 to #476 - Krystoking (06/21/2014) [-]
thank you
#468 - Womens Study Major (01/03/2013) [-]
why did you stop making comics. just why.
you're a legend :'(
User avatar #469 to #468 - Krystoking (01/03/2013) [-]
too busy
#470 to #469 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4344599/Quality/
zombified is a faggot reposter. If I was you, I would leave a comment on that repost
User avatar #471 to #470 - Krystoking (01/04/2013) [-]
i dont mind people reposting my stuff, he didnt claim it was his so i dont care that much lol
User avatar #472 to #471 - optimos (01/04/2013) [-]
okay then :D
I couldn't react as you do, seriously. it would piss me off if someone steals my content.
btw I was anon
User avatar #473 to #472 - Krystoking (01/04/2013) [-]
its a way to share the content youve made, in reality the thumbs you get on your profile dont mean anything, its the fact that your content was shared and enjoyed, so ya i dont care unless someone takes credit for something they didnt make
User avatar #474 to #473 - optimos (01/04/2013) [-]
True. One of my comics was reposted by an user from 9gag, and even when he didn't take credit of it people made comments thinking the comic was made by him. It annoys a bit, but it's really good to see that people have enjoyed reading it.
Good to talk to you man :)
and I hope you can make a new comic some day
User avatar #475 to #474 - Krystoking (01/04/2013) [-]
good to talk to you too, and maybe i will one day, if an idea strikes, we shall see
#466 - xreiko (10/26/2012) [-]
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
#449 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Ok, this comic is what I want. I wanna see more versions of this. It doesn't have to be pony, but whatever you want. I have a Slenderman version and a Sonic version. You can do whatever cartoon show you want or your own idea. All I ask is the ending face to be the same.
User avatar #450 to #449 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
Uh sure, ill get on it, when do you want it done?
User avatar #451 to #450 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Before 09/28/12
User avatar #452 to #451 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
you mean 28/09/12, and ok
User avatar #453 to #452 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
UK eh? lol.
User avatar #454 to #453 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
Canada actually, eh?
#455 to #454 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
I love Canada
#456 to #455 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
I should hope so
I should hope so
#457 to #456 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
It's where I had sex with a 10 year old when I was 13.
#459 to #458 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Here's a picture of her and me.
User avatar #460 to #459 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
That looks even younger than 10!!

you disgust me
#461 to #460 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Her parents didn't seem to mind.
#462 to #461 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
That's because they were dead.
That's because they were dead.
#463 to #462 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Exactly. I even threw a party for it.
#464 to #463 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
mfw this thread
mfw this thread
#465 to #464 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Such a lovely kitty
User avatar #441 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
MAKE MORE COMICS!
User avatar #442 to #448 - Krystoking (07/02/2012) [-]
I WANT TO but I'm out of ideas. I might start up again soon though.
User avatar #440 - irwincardozo (06/20/2012) [-]
new comic up in 20 mins buddy ;) check it out if u get the time
User avatar #437 - SonicTeam (05/18/2012) [-]
Actually, my girl and I went there. We were the customers. I blocked out the name just for somewhat security purposes cause the guy was funny and I didn't feel the need of people bugging him.
User avatar #438 to #444 - Krystoking (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh ok, well, I know your general location lol
User avatar #439 to #445 - SonicTeam (05/18/2012) [-]
However, I'll be at The Cannery this weekend
#435 - thealmightyj (05/08/2012) [-]
I found this and it reminded me of racism and I like racism
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User avatar #434 to #440 - Krystoking (04/13/2012) [-]
Ya, and thanks for letting me know
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User avatar #428 to #434 - Krystoking (12/31/2011) [-]
You're not on facebook anymore...
#429 to #435 - ikillerwhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #430 to #436 - Krystoking (12/31/2011) [-]
Not replying though
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User avatar #416 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
Greetins, Krystoking.
User avatar #417 to #423 - Krystoking (12/26/2011) [-]
Happy Christmas, iAmAmerican
User avatar #418 to #424 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
How was your Christmas?
User avatar #419 to #425 - Krystoking (12/26/2011) [-]
Quite good, finally got Skyrim, you?
User avatar #420 to #426 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
That's good. I don't really care about the Elder Scrolls series, but I got a new phone, a keyboard piano, and Fallout 3. I've never played any of the Fallout games but I'm trying it out.
User avatar #421 to #427 - Krystoking (12/26/2011) [-]
Ive never gotten into fallout, but I heard that it's basically elder scrolls with guns. What kinda phone? And honestly, I wasn't a fan of oblivion when I first played it, but I gave it another chance, now I'm really into the series. What do you play it on?
User avatar #422 to #428 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
I wouldn't say. They're both role-playing action games though, but Fallout 3 is set in a post-apocalyptic world and is set in 2277, and Skyrim is set in the medieval times, I think, I don't really know lol. It's a Cricket ZTE Score Android phone. I'm considering getting Skyrim, but I really don't feel like buying it lol. I play Fallout 3 on my computer.
User avatar #423 to #429 - Krystoking (12/27/2011) [-]
I think they're considered similar because they share a similar engine. And nice, I recently got a Blackberry Bold, which is probably not as good lol. I'm pretty sure you can torrent skyrim, just not sure of the quality of the product.
User avatar #424 to #430 - iAmAmerican (12/27/2011) [-]
Yeah they're both made by Bethesda. Bolds aren't that half bad, but it is nice to have an Android phone, they're pretty boss. I haven't tried yet. But I torrented Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and it lagged horribly, and I torrented BF3 and just got an error. Guess I'll try those again some time, after I finish playing Fallout 3.
User avatar #425 to #431 - Krystoking (12/27/2011) [-]
Alright makes sense, make a new comic soon!
User avatar #426 to #432 - iAmAmerican (12/27/2011) [-]
I'm probably just going to merge together 3 un-uploaded comics. Together, they'll be funny. I'm pretty stumped on ideas, and I haven't really tried to come up with anything. Pretty bored of this site lol. I'm just here pretty much to talk to friends now :)
User avatar #412 - Obscurity (12/24/2011) [-]
Make more comics and I'll advertise :P
User avatar #413 to #419 - Krystoking (12/24/2011) [-]
I will and thanks :D
BTW, if you make any more comics, can you post them in my new channel?
User avatar #414 to #420 - Obscurity (12/24/2011) [-]
I have been actually, which chan?
User avatar #415 to #421 - Krystoking (12/25/2011) [-]
It's called oc-comics. My most recent post has a link.
#406 - nommas (12/21/2011) [-]
Yeah uh... I like Immunology too...
#407 to #413 - Krystoking (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't know what you mean by that, but I'm okay with it.
Don't know what you mean by that, but I'm okay with it.
User avatar #408 to #414 - nommas (12/21/2011) [-]
Hint hint, check the link in that MM you sent.
User avatar #410 to #416 - nommas (12/21/2011) [-]
Well I understood none of it.

And +1 thumb on that comic too
User avatar #411 to #417 - Krystoking (12/21/2011) [-]
I don't understand much of it either lol. Thanks for the thumb.
#383 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Can you do a barrel roll one last time, for me?
#384 to #390 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
I'll do anything for you bob.

But just so you know, I'm not leaving, just not making comics anymore
#385 to #391 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh...well that's good I guess. You just don't find it worth it to make comics for Funnyjunk anymore?
#386 to #392 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
I just don't have the time anymore... Takes a lot of time to make these comics...
#387 to #393 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
I'm not saying your drawing style is bad, but it's so simple, which I love. How could it take a lot of time? I mean, my comics take me 2-5 hours in total to draw. Yours looks like it could take around an hour if you don't mess around.
#388 to #394 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
Most of the time is spent thinking of a comic, when I should be thinking of other things.  And I do mess around.
Most of the time is spent thinking of a comic, when I should be thinking of other things. And I do mess around.
#389 to #395 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Getting a comic idea isn't difficult.
>Think of something random
>Ask 1 or 2 people what they think
>Draw it
>Show 3-5 people a preview of it
>Make sure you are somewhat close and the people are trustworthy
>Post it
>???
>Profit
#391 to #396 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
Ya I guess...  If anything I will come back, but it won't be for a while.  I won't even have much time to browse FJ starting next week.
Ya I guess... If anything I will come back, but it won't be for a while. I won't even have much time to browse FJ starting next week.
#393 to #398 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Is it because of skool?
#394 to #400 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
That and other.... Personal stuff....
That and other.... Personal stuff....
#395 to #401 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Masturbation is the key to success!
#396 to #402 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
So true my friend, so true...
So true my friend, so true...
#397 to #403 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Forever Alone Party!
#398 to #404 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
I'm in!
I'm in!
#399 to #405 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
There should be 2 people there.
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User avatar #390 to #396 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
they are*
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#368 to #374 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Why hello there.
Why hello there.
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#370 to #376 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Not much, working on my last comic.
Not much, working on my last comic.
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#372 to #378 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
I've been on here for two years, and I just don't have the time anymore.  I'll probably come back, but it'll be a hwhile.
I've been on here for two years, and I just don't have the time anymore. I'll probably come back, but it'll be a hwhile.
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#374 to #380 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Thanks. It used to be mine, I've just been posting here for too long.
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#376 to #382 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Too much time lost.
Too much time lost.
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#378 to #384 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
I do at the moment, maybe I won't anymore and I'll be able to come back.
I do at the moment, maybe I won't anymore and I'll be able to come back.
User avatar #380 to #385 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
One day*
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#381 to #386 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
Hello again Sunset. I know you like commenting on new uploads, so here: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829461/The+Lost+Comics/
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#362 - cubanwhiteman (10/22/2011) [-]
At first I lolled at your rank,



But then I lolled again when I saw your level.
#364 to #370 - cubanwhiteman (10/22/2011) [-]
That's a ******* win, if I ever seen one.
User avatar #365 to #371 - Krystoking (10/22/2011) [-]
Ill have to save that, thanks for pointing it out
User avatar #355 - thealmightyj (10/10/2011) [-]
Hey check out my new oc
User avatar #354 - thealmightyj (10/09/2011) [-]
Y U NO POST NEW COMICS
User avatar #356 to #359 - Krystoking (10/18/2011) [-]
IM SO SORRY!!! Really busy with school
User avatar #357 to #361 - thealmightyj (10/18/2011) [-]
It's cool. I completely understand. I'm always stressed with stupid homework and projects.
User avatar #358 to #362 - Krystoking (10/18/2011) [-]
When I have some time, I'll work on some comics, I promise
User avatar #360 to #363 - thealmightyj (10/18/2011) [-]
PS: I uploaded a clever story.
User avatar #361 to #365 - Krystoking (10/18/2011) [-]
I checked it out, pretty funny
#359 to #363 - thealmightyj (10/18/2011) [-]
I screen capped that so you better keep that promise  
  
*glares*  
picture unrelated
I screen capped that so you better keep that promise

*glares*
picture unrelated
User avatar #352 - indiekid (09/11/2011) [-]
YOU HAVENT BEEN ON IN SOOOO FRIGGIN LONG KRYSTOKING
User avatar #353 to #357 - Krystoking (09/15/2011) [-]
IM SORRY I HAVE A LOT OF SCHOOL
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