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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii
Video Games Played: Everything
PSN: Krystoking
Date Signed Up:1/04/2010
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Krystonia
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#435 - Picture 05/04/2012 on muhuhahaha +3
#1076 - This was my 8th, I guess it's pretty accurate 05/04/2012 on I Enjoy Cancer 0
#316 - I'm an atheist too, and that's not the only reason why I want … 05/02/2012 on Brought to you by Rigor Mortis 0
#11 - The bus driver was riding a bike. Or walking. Or on a scoote… 05/01/2012 on RANDOM FACTS-48 +1
#264 - There isn't anything wrong with a repost, as long as the poste… 05/01/2012 on Fuck you all +1
#1402 - Took your sweet time... 05/01/2012 on seanessytheking's profile 0
#1343 - Glad to hear it! 05/01/2012 on Puberty +2
#8 - Picture 04/30/2012 on your ideal mate +6
#164 - I mostly agree with you. For example, I don't mind if someone… 04/29/2012 on SER YES SIR! +2
#95 - I wonder how many people actually understand this reference....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2012 on lost island 0
User avatar #96 - newprinny (04/28/2012) [-]
I was actually expecting a mass amount of red thumbs from idiot grammar nazis who didn't get it
#87 - Picture 04/28/2012 on hide the beer +2
#97 - Just saying, I love the comics, I'm really glad there's a new … 04/28/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#13 - **Krystoking rolled a random image posted in comment #303 a…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2012 on Hey Baby 0
User avatar #16 - RequieminMortis (04/27/2012) [-]
The irony, of course, is that Einstein was ethnically Jewish.
#18 - eternalpleasure (04/27/2012) [-]
Yea but more of a religious deist. He didn't believe in a personal all hearing god of miracles.
User avatar #17 - Sethorein (04/27/2012) [-]
but religiously pantheist... so meh :\

I'm Jewish... the religion is actually pretty good at accepting a lot of modern ideas... I've only found one irreconcilable dispute between modern society and Jewish belief that that's with regards to homosexuality... but I think that's just because orthodox Jews never gave the topic any serious thought before "Trembling Before God" was released...

I may never have the stomach for religion... but it's not the worst thing the world has to offer...
#89 - Comment deleted 04/26/2012 on Youtube +3
#128 - 1) Watch this gif 2) Play this in background: 04/24/2012 on Making love to the galaxy +7
#315 - When I first got pokemon, I used it on a dratini because I tho… 04/24/2012 on 4chan +4
#371 - Sorry for bringing this back up, but I was just wondering, wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS! 0
User avatar #372 - samxdaxman (04/24/2012) [-]
It's fine. I only heard a couple songs like loghters,fast lane, and some others but I didn't really like it. Em raps much faster than he normally does but I'd still prefer his old stuff.
#63 - There are no red circles or arrows... WHAT AM I …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2012 on False Advertisement +1
#77 - gemleonn (04/23/2012) [-]
Don't worry, OP put it in the description!

MFW OP always thinks we're all stoopid.
#52 - Just saiyan' : 04/23/2012 on karma's kinda a beeyotch. +1
#180 - Trust me, I know what you mean. Some of the assumptions made … 04/21/2012 on Troll physics IRL +1
#175 - I know that it is mathematically wrong, but this has been actu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Troll physics IRL -2
#178 - akiya (04/21/2012) [-]
I find the lack of mathematical rigor in physics disturbing.
User avatar #180 - Krystoking (04/21/2012) [-]
Trust me, I know what you mean. Some of the assumptions made in physics make me cringe.
#150 - Troll Math: If we continue the sequence (1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 16..…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Troll physics IRL +1
User avatar #215 - blueboysixnine (04/21/2012) [-]
Infinity is a concept not a number to be defined though
#171 - akiya (04/21/2012) [-]
Nope. The geometric progression you're using (2^n) does not converge to infinity, it diverges. Therefor the step:


"But if we open up the brackets....
(2 - 1)(1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 16... etc) =(-1 + 2 - 2 + 4 - 4 + 8 - 8... etc.)
Everything except (-1) cancels out


Is completely wrong because what you're basically doing is putting parenthesis and grouping up terms in order for them to cancel but you're not allowed to rearrange divergent series, and thus the invalid conclusion.
User avatar #175 - Krystoking (04/21/2012) [-]
I know that it is mathematically wrong, but this has been actually used in the world of physics.
#178 - akiya (04/21/2012) [-]
I find the lack of mathematical rigor in physics disturbing.
User avatar #180 - Krystoking (04/21/2012) [-]
Trust me, I know what you mean. Some of the assumptions made in physics make me cringe.
#28 - Comment deleted 04/20/2012 on Voice Actors wanted. 0
#1180 - I'm a Polish-Canadian.... I feel so uncool.... 04/19/2012 on America actually is #1 bitch +3
#45 - No, never really got into it, I'm already following enough sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Puberty 0
User avatar #46 - skiskinator (04/19/2012) [-]
Well tevs. Just working on it now while listening to some electronic music by menert. Pretty sick if you ask me
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User avatar #478 - indiekid (11/17/2014) [-]
Hey buddy!!!! Haha that's awesome you're still using the avatar i made you
User avatar #479 to #478 - Krystoking (11/17/2014) [-]
haha yeah its a pretty good avatar
User avatar #480 to #479 - indiekid (11/17/2014) [-]
That was like 3 years ago haha. Crazy
User avatar #481 to #480 - Krystoking (11/17/2014) [-]
ya i havent really been updating my account since then, havent posted a comic in a while either
User avatar #482 to #481 - indiekid (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah me neither. It's crazy how much my life was consumed by fj for a few years. Good memories though
User avatar #483 to #482 - Krystoking (11/17/2014) [-]
ya i just hang around to kill time
User avatar #477 to #476 - Krystoking (06/21/2014) [-]
thank you
#468 - Womens Study Major (01/03/2013) [-]
why did you stop making comics. just why.
you're a legend :'(
User avatar #469 to #468 - Krystoking (01/03/2013) [-]
too busy
#470 to #469 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4344599/Quality/
zombified is a faggot reposter. If I was you, I would leave a comment on that repost
User avatar #471 to #470 - Krystoking (01/04/2013) [-]
i dont mind people reposting my stuff, he didnt claim it was his so i dont care that much lol
User avatar #472 to #471 - optimos ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
okay then :D
I couldn't react as you do, seriously. it would piss me off if someone steals my content.
btw I was anon
User avatar #473 to #472 - Krystoking (01/04/2013) [-]
its a way to share the content youve made, in reality the thumbs you get on your profile dont mean anything, its the fact that your content was shared and enjoyed, so ya i dont care unless someone takes credit for something they didnt make
User avatar #474 to #473 - optimos ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
True. One of my comics was reposted by an user from 9gag, and even when he didn't take credit of it people made comments thinking the comic was made by him. It annoys a bit, but it's really good to see that people have enjoyed reading it.
Good to talk to you man :)
and I hope you can make a new comic some day
User avatar #475 to #474 - Krystoking (01/04/2013) [-]
good to talk to you too, and maybe i will one day, if an idea strikes, we shall see
#466 - xreiko (10/26/2012) [-]
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
#449 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Ok, this comic is what I want. I wanna see more versions of this. It doesn't have to be pony, but whatever you want. I have a Slenderman version and a Sonic version. You can do whatever cartoon show you want or your own idea. All I ask is the ending face to be the same.
User avatar #450 to #449 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
Uh sure, ill get on it, when do you want it done?
User avatar #451 to #450 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Before 09/28/12
User avatar #452 to #451 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
you mean 28/09/12, and ok
User avatar #453 to #452 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
UK eh? lol.
User avatar #454 to #453 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
Canada actually, eh?
#455 to #454 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
I love Canada
#456 to #455 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
I should hope so
I should hope so
#457 to #456 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
It's where I had sex with a 10 year old when I was 13.
#459 to #458 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Here's a picture of her and me.
User avatar #460 to #459 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
That looks even younger than 10!!

you disgust me
#461 to #460 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Her parents didn't seem to mind.
#462 to #461 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
That's because they were dead.
That's because they were dead.
#463 to #462 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Exactly. I even threw a party for it.
#464 to #463 - Krystoking (09/22/2012) [-]
mfw this thread
mfw this thread
#465 to #464 - SonicTeam (09/22/2012) [-]
Such a lovely kitty
User avatar #441 - irwincardozo (07/02/2012) [-]
MAKE MORE COMICS!
User avatar #442 to #448 - Krystoking (07/02/2012) [-]
I WANT TO but I'm out of ideas. I might start up again soon though.
User avatar #440 - irwincardozo (06/20/2012) [-]
new comic up in 20 mins buddy ;) check it out if u get the time
User avatar #437 - SonicTeam (05/18/2012) [-]
Actually, my girl and I went there. We were the customers. I blocked out the name just for somewhat security purposes cause the guy was funny and I didn't feel the need of people bugging him.
User avatar #438 to #444 - Krystoking (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh ok, well, I know your general location lol
User avatar #439 to #445 - SonicTeam (05/18/2012) [-]
However, I'll be at The Cannery this weekend
#435 - thealmightyj (05/08/2012) [-]
I found this and it reminded me of racism and I like racism
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User avatar #434 to #440 - Krystoking (04/13/2012) [-]
Ya, and thanks for letting me know
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User avatar #428 to #434 - Krystoking (12/31/2011) [-]
You're not on facebook anymore...
#429 to #435 - ikillerwhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #430 to #436 - Krystoking (12/31/2011) [-]
Not replying though
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User avatar #416 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
Greetins, Krystoking.
User avatar #417 to #423 - Krystoking (12/26/2011) [-]
Happy Christmas, iAmAmerican
User avatar #418 to #424 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
How was your Christmas?
User avatar #419 to #425 - Krystoking (12/26/2011) [-]
Quite good, finally got Skyrim, you?
User avatar #420 to #426 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
That's good. I don't really care about the Elder Scrolls series, but I got a new phone, a keyboard piano, and Fallout 3. I've never played any of the Fallout games but I'm trying it out.
User avatar #421 to #427 - Krystoking (12/26/2011) [-]
Ive never gotten into fallout, but I heard that it's basically elder scrolls with guns. What kinda phone? And honestly, I wasn't a fan of oblivion when I first played it, but I gave it another chance, now I'm really into the series. What do you play it on?
User avatar #422 to #428 - iAmAmerican (12/26/2011) [-]
I wouldn't say. They're both role-playing action games though, but Fallout 3 is set in a post-apocalyptic world and is set in 2277, and Skyrim is set in the medieval times, I think, I don't really know lol. It's a Cricket ZTE Score Android phone. I'm considering getting Skyrim, but I really don't feel like buying it lol. I play Fallout 3 on my computer.
User avatar #423 to #429 - Krystoking (12/27/2011) [-]
I think they're considered similar because they share a similar engine. And nice, I recently got a Blackberry Bold, which is probably not as good lol. I'm pretty sure you can torrent skyrim, just not sure of the quality of the product.
User avatar #424 to #430 - iAmAmerican (12/27/2011) [-]
Yeah they're both made by Bethesda. Bolds aren't that half bad, but it is nice to have an Android phone, they're pretty boss. I haven't tried yet. But I torrented Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood and it lagged horribly, and I torrented BF3 and just got an error. Guess I'll try those again some time, after I finish playing Fallout 3.
User avatar #425 to #431 - Krystoking (12/27/2011) [-]
Alright makes sense, make a new comic soon!
User avatar #426 to #432 - iAmAmerican (12/27/2011) [-]
I'm probably just going to merge together 3 un-uploaded comics. Together, they'll be funny. I'm pretty stumped on ideas, and I haven't really tried to come up with anything. Pretty bored of this site lol. I'm just here pretty much to talk to friends now :)
User avatar #412 - Obscurity (12/24/2011) [-]
Make more comics and I'll advertise :P
User avatar #413 to #419 - Krystoking (12/24/2011) [-]
I will and thanks :D
BTW, if you make any more comics, can you post them in my new channel?
User avatar #414 to #420 - Obscurity (12/24/2011) [-]
I have been actually, which chan?
User avatar #415 to #421 - Krystoking (12/25/2011) [-]
It's called oc-comics. My most recent post has a link.
#406 - nommas (12/21/2011) [-]
Yeah uh... I like Immunology too...
#407 to #413 - Krystoking (12/21/2011) [-]
Don't know what you mean by that, but I'm okay with it.
Don't know what you mean by that, but I'm okay with it.
User avatar #408 to #414 - nommas (12/21/2011) [-]
Hint hint, check the link in that MM you sent.
User avatar #410 to #416 - nommas (12/21/2011) [-]
Well I understood none of it.

And +1 thumb on that comic too
User avatar #411 to #417 - Krystoking (12/21/2011) [-]
I don't understand much of it either lol. Thanks for the thumb.
#383 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Can you do a barrel roll one last time, for me?
#384 to #390 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
I'll do anything for you bob.

But just so you know, I'm not leaving, just not making comics anymore
#385 to #391 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh...well that's good I guess. You just don't find it worth it to make comics for Funnyjunk anymore?
#386 to #392 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
I just don't have the time anymore... Takes a lot of time to make these comics...
#387 to #393 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
I'm not saying your drawing style is bad, but it's so simple, which I love. How could it take a lot of time? I mean, my comics take me 2-5 hours in total to draw. Yours looks like it could take around an hour if you don't mess around.
#388 to #394 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
Most of the time is spent thinking of a comic, when I should be thinking of other things.  And I do mess around.
Most of the time is spent thinking of a comic, when I should be thinking of other things. And I do mess around.
#389 to #395 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Getting a comic idea isn't difficult.
>Think of something random
>Ask 1 or 2 people what they think
>Draw it
>Show 3-5 people a preview of it
>Make sure you are somewhat close and the people are trustworthy
>Post it
>???
>Profit
#391 to #396 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
Ya I guess...  If anything I will come back, but it won't be for a while.  I won't even have much time to browse FJ starting next week.
Ya I guess... If anything I will come back, but it won't be for a while. I won't even have much time to browse FJ starting next week.
#393 to #398 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Is it because of skool?
#394 to #400 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
That and other.... Personal stuff....
That and other.... Personal stuff....
#395 to #401 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Masturbation is the key to success!
#396 to #402 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
So true my friend, so true...
So true my friend, so true...
#397 to #403 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
Forever Alone Party!
#398 to #404 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
I'm in!
I'm in!
#399 to #405 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
There should be 2 people there.
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User avatar #390 to #396 - bobJML (11/04/2011) [-]
they are*
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#368 to #374 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Why hello there.
Why hello there.
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#370 to #376 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Not much, working on my last comic.
Not much, working on my last comic.
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#372 to #378 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
I've been on here for two years, and I just don't have the time anymore.  I'll probably come back, but it'll be a hwhile.
I've been on here for two years, and I just don't have the time anymore. I'll probably come back, but it'll be a hwhile.
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#374 to #380 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Thanks. It used to be mine, I've just been posting here for too long.
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#376 to #382 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
Too much time lost.
Too much time lost.
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#378 to #384 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
I do at the moment, maybe I won't anymore and I'll be able to come back.
I do at the moment, maybe I won't anymore and I'll be able to come back.
User avatar #380 to #385 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
One day*
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#381 to #386 - Krystoking (11/04/2011) [-]
Hello again Sunset. I know you like commenting on new uploads, so here: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2829461/The+Lost+Comics/
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#362 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (10/22/2011) [-]
At first I lolled at your rank,



But then I lolled again when I saw your level.
#364 to #370 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (10/22/2011) [-]
That's a ******* win, if I ever seen one.
User avatar #365 to #371 - Krystoking (10/22/2011) [-]
Ill have to save that, thanks for pointing it out
#366 to #372 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (10/22/2011) [-]
Welcome, bro.
User avatar #355 - thealmightyj (10/10/2011) [-]
Hey check out my new oc
User avatar #354 - thealmightyj (10/09/2011) [-]
Y U NO POST NEW COMICS
User avatar #356 to #359 - Krystoking (10/18/2011) [-]
IM SO SORRY!!! Really busy with school
User avatar #357 to #361 - thealmightyj (10/18/2011) [-]
It's cool. I completely understand. I'm always stressed with stupid homework and projects.
User avatar #358 to #362 - Krystoking (10/18/2011) [-]
When I have some time, I'll work on some comics, I promise
User avatar #360 to #363 - thealmightyj (10/18/2011) [-]
PS: I uploaded a clever story.
User avatar #361 to #365 - Krystoking (10/18/2011) [-]
I checked it out, pretty funny
#359 to #363 - thealmightyj (10/18/2011) [-]
I screen capped that so you better keep that promise  
  
*glares*  
picture unrelated
I screen capped that so you better keep that promise

*glares*
picture unrelated
User avatar #352 - indiekid (09/11/2011) [-]
YOU HAVENT BEEN ON IN SOOOO FRIGGIN LONG KRYSTOKING
User avatar #353 to #357 - Krystoking (09/15/2011) [-]
IM SORRY I HAVE A LOT OF SCHOOL
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