I've been trying to think of an idea for one for the past 3 days

I HAVE WRITER'S COCK.

Writer's block. Cock too though

I have an idea that I gave to Kodylol like 3 months ago and he never used it, would you like an idea, faggot. I mean faggot.

Yes tell me your idea Sergeant Faggot

Listen, Captain Homosex, and listen well.
>Go to a bar.
>Find a girl you like.
>Take her home.
>Say "You're gonna be walking funny tomorrow."
>She says "Oh so you have a big dick?"
>You say "No, I'm going to cut your feet off."
>You proceed to cut off her feetsies.

... oh my god I'm doing this.

Turns out Kody made the comic, after so long, sorry.

It's okay, give me another one. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

What's yer offer?

I already have trident gum.

YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN CHEWABLE SUBSTANCES

That's not what 'cho momma said last night.