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    Dratini wins in the end lol Dratini wins in the end lol
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    EYE TEST! EYE TEST!
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    Dont you hate it when, Dont you hate it when,
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#85 - This kinda needs to become a reality... 03/17/2015 on What Actually Happened 0
#110 - Someone watches vice 03/16/2015 on police the fuck 0
#17 - I can honestly say she's got a point, but she's being a hypocr… 02/25/2015 on screech +31
#29 - This is so yeah... 02/25/2015 on (untitled) +2
#219 - Lo, and behold, we have witnessed a cool guy 01/27/2015 on Tinder Guide +1
#57 - Did you just see BMS?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Cream? 0
User avatar #81 - plyxo (01/16/2015) [-]
I just finished it for the third time. I first saw it when season 3 started
#56 - That background is the wallpaper on my phone 01/15/2015 on Cream? +1
#130 - They both look like feminists... But it's like they say, you c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on doesnt afraid of anything 0
User avatar #136 - poppies (01/09/2015) [-]
Michelle Knight is really cool. I read her book about a month ago of her story held in captive for a whole decade and never ever giving up. And she was even on the Dr Phil show where she talked about her ordeal. She seems like a really sweet lady. Doesn't matter if she's ugly or not.
#68 - Rape happens, but not everyone is out to get these bitches. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Back when the horse was... +4
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2015) [-]
This one bitch told me that because I got a boner I wasn't raped. I got up from my chair, walked to her, stared her down, and simply said,"You clearly don't know how a penis works, so just shut the hell up." She may have pisse dher self from the fear the I might have fed her her teeth.
#60 - Lol my poor girlfriend was raped in her past, she's not even t…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Back when the horse was... +9
User avatar #65 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2015) [-]
I was raped and I'm not insane...then again I'm a male so by their rules I wan't raped.
#113 - fefe (01/08/2015) [-]
I know that feel bro. I know that feel...
#72 - vegasstoner (01/08/2015) [-]
"i want rape" -holycrapimacupcake 2015


sorry i know that insensitive i just couldnt resist
User avatar #74 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2015) [-]
According to the SJW's yes, yes I do.
#75 - vegasstoner (01/08/2015) [-]
true story. i dont understand these people...like are they never attracted to anything? do they never compliment anyone? do they never look at anyone? i used to honestly kind of consider myself a feminist...but in the last year and a half these fucking retards have murdered the word. sooo nope.
User avatar #80 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2015) [-]
Be like me. I'm an equalist. Femenism is really based at women, Equalism is for all mankind.
#81 - vegasstoner (01/08/2015) [-]
yeah thats what i consider myself to be now. i mean i dont want women to be ahead of men. i never really did i think i just never really thought about the term meaning the advancement of women (which im all for) but i dont think they should go beyond men. just want things to be equal ya know
User avatar #68 - Kraid (01/08/2015) [-]
Rape happens, but not everyone is out to get these bitches. Sorry, NO ONE is out to get these bitches because majority of them are fat and ugly. Really, they should be flattered if a guy "oppresses" them
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2015) [-]
This one bitch told me that because I got a boner I wasn't raped. I got up from my chair, walked to her, stared her down, and simply said,"You clearly don't know how a penis works, so just shut the hell up." She may have pisse dher self from the fear the I might have fed her her teeth.

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#21 - jacksdiner (01/19/2011) [-]
Well, we meet again.
#34 to #34 - jacksdiner (01/20/2011) [-]
See this? This is why you don't 			****		 with metroids: Their omega form.
See this? This is why you don't **** with metroids: Their omega form.
#3 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
Kraid? What happened to me?
User avatar #36 to #3 - Kraid (08/12/2011) [-]
Man, I finally completed Other M. It was an awesome game, could've been better though
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
clarify?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
You chose your screenname due to the Metroid boss, correct?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
yup. and due to the fact i couldn't think of anything else to put
User avatar #7 to #6 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
Have you played Other M yet? If not, tell me if you plan on playing it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
wanted to, don't have a wii :(
User avatar #9 to #8 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
Do you mind if I explain my first comment even though it's a spoiler?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
go right ahead
User avatar #11 to #10 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
That is Ridley as a baby.
User avatar #22 to #11 - jacksdiner (01/19/2011) [-]
Wait.....But Ridley attacks Samus's family's mining colony and kills everyone but her when she's 3 years old.
User avatar #23 to #23 - Savos Mok (01/19/2011) [-]
He is cloned by the Federation after his death in Super Metroid.
User avatar #24 to #24 - jacksdiner (01/20/2011) [-]
What? The federation decided it'd be a good idea to clone the leader of the Space Pirates? Those retards!
User avatar #25 to #25 - Savos Mok (01/20/2011) [-]
They didn't know it was Ridley. They cloned him by using genetic material founr on Samus's power suit.
User avatar #26 to #26 - jacksdiner (01/20/2011) [-]
Still, stupid idea. They found stuff on Samus Aran's suit, after she's been fighting giant metroids, Space Pirates, Kraid and a whole lot more, and decided to clone it? Even stupider than trying to capture the SA-X.
User avatar #27 to #27 - Savos Mok (01/20/2011) [-]
Play Other-M and you will understand.
User avatar #28 to #28 - jacksdiner (01/20/2011) [-]
Okay. Still think it should have been First Person.
User avatar #29 to #29 - Savos Mok (01/20/2011) [-]
The only problem with the game is its length. It takes about 12 hours to beat.
User avatar #30 to #30 - jacksdiner (01/20/2011) [-]
Is that good or bad?
User avatar #31 to #31 - Savos Mok (01/20/2011) [-]
Meh. Neither. I wish it was longer, though.
User avatar #32 to #32 - jacksdiner (01/20/2011) [-]
Why? I finished Fusion (My all-time favorite metroid game) In 7 hours, and i was satisfied.
User avatar #35 to #33 - Kraid (08/12/2011) [-]
U DID!? D:
User avatar #12 to #11 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
are you ******** me? that little puffball evolves into ridley???
User avatar #13 to #12 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
Yep. And he's still a smart little bastard at this stage. Researchers raised this Ridley clone as a pet and, to escape, he played dead in his enclosure until a researcher leaned down to check on him. "Little Bird" then hopped up and killed the researcher.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
that's raw. being attacked by a little white fluffy looking thing like that
User avatar #15 to #14 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
Yeah, and he actually uses Samus at this stage as well. He startles a bunch of Zeros (the armored caterpillar things) after Samus drops into a Kihunter nest. The Ki hunters all get pissed forcing Samus to destroy the hive, which lets Ridley eat some honey in safety.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
wow. ridley seemed so stupid in Prime, and now he's coming up with honey stealing plans.. wtf
User avatar #20 to #16 - jacksdiner (01/19/2011) [-]
Ridley CAN speak, you know.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Savos Mok (12/27/2010) [-]
The Federation must have accidentaly fused his DNA with that of Winnie the Pooh
User avatar #18 to #17 - Kraid (12/27/2010) [-]
haha u deserve thumbs for that one but too bad i can't thumb it up
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Kraid (10/21/2010) [-]
ha idk
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