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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: Dota and MH4U mostly
PSN: Kirbyman17
Interests: Anime, DnD, Sciency stuff
Date Signed Up:11/25/2009
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:over there
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#16 - Let it never be said that humanity is lacking in imagination. 8 hours ago on (untitled) +23
#3 - Comment deleted 01/11/2016 on What Did You Come To Japan... +6
#18 - I'm sure that gets those creative juices flowing  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on how to make a pillow fort +20
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#43 - arpheus (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm sure that gets those carotine juices flowing

There, I fixed it for you.
#32 - paraigon (01/11/2016) [-]
The brown one...
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#42 - boomerpyro (23 hours ago) [-]
purple/black carrots exist though
#18 - Picture 01/09/2016 on wat :^) +2
#3 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on Angel beats 0
#7 - Don't make me wish for things I'll never have...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on love +12
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#26 - mondominiman (01/07/2016) [-]
That's just having a dog that you can fuck
#32 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
As opposed to a dog that you cant?
#29 - tinkotin (01/07/2016) [-]
hot
#30 - mondominiman (01/07/2016) [-]
#18 - ugoboom (01/07/2016) [-]
I didn't know I wanted this.
I'm still not exactly sure if I want this
#24 - add me to the cute/lewd alert good sir 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 3/9 +1
#47 - Its not so much bigger as firmer and thus more erect. A higher…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Rulers 0
#48 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
seems like you know your stuff, should call you Dr. Cox from now on
#45 - Well, the short answer is America is becoming increasingly fat…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Rulers +3
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#46 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
you dick don't get bigger just by being fit. but it sounds logical that these fat rolls make it look smaller than it already is no offence
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#47 - Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-]
Its not so much bigger as firmer and thus more erect. A higher quality boner, if you will. And its not a massive change either , I think it was something like every additional 30-60 lbs was a half inch.
#48 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
seems like you know your stuff, should call you Dr. Cox from now on
#43 - In the US, the avg penis size hard is 5.5 inches, based on one…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Rulers +2
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#52 - vampired (01/05/2016) [-]
[American girls are] "not as fucked as you might think."
#44 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
but why so small? didn't southpark made an episode about it?
#135 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Bogus studies.
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#102 - Haentar (01/05/2016) [-]
That graph isn't to scale. Sudan should be a bit shorter than double Thailand's length.
#104 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
have this one too, but it isn't that detailed
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#108 - Haentar (01/05/2016) [-]
I appreciate it, but there's still the same complaint.... 3.8" x 2 = 7.6" so this glorious condom model (more things should be measured in giant condoms btw) doesn't show it to scale. Also the numbers are mostly different, see cocky Australians
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#162 - echsa (01/06/2016) [-]
don't gimme the red thumb for this but, i didn't make the scale
and i give a shit about what's unfair and not accurate, because i have my 7inch club and i am happy with it, so suck it
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#45 - Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, the short answer is America is becoming increasingly fat, which is having a negative effect on length. Something like 2/3 people are obese, and 80%+ are overweight.

Heart is weaker cause of lack of exercise since we're mostly sedentary nowadays, and thus you don't get that bloodflow necessary.
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#46 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
you dick don't get bigger just by being fit. but it sounds logical that these fat rolls make it look smaller than it already is no offence
User avatar
#47 - Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-]
Its not so much bigger as firmer and thus more erect. A higher quality boner, if you will. And its not a massive change either , I think it was something like every additional 30-60 lbs was a half inch.
#48 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
seems like you know your stuff, should call you Dr. Cox from now on

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#53 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a skeleton Kirby?? <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kirbyman (09/12/2015) [-]
I imagine pretty difficult mate.

What's the occasion though?
User avatar #55 to #54 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
/Better+be+safe/funny-pictures/5681608/
You liked my post. And as I said: A unique picture and a personal message. I thought that would be the best personal opsion.
User avatar #56 to #55 - Kirbyman (09/12/2015) [-]
Well, good luck mate.

Good bones and many calcium upon your quest.
User avatar #37 - Kirbyman (01/21/2015) [-]
Didntseeitcoming
Jikininki
Dobroxninja
Ritzyhellcat

Hey guys, I'm your fifth member and probably the newest out of all of you.
Just had my 50th game.

Wanted to know your steam names so we could play a bit together and practice.
My steam name is Kirbyman17, so add me as a friend.
User avatar #43 to #37 - jikininki (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, my steam name is Luigia.
User avatar #42 to #37 - dobroxninja (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey guys sorry for the late response, My steam name is Indomitablecobbler
User avatar #41 to #37 - didntseeitcoming (01/21/2015) [-]
Steamname is Discord. I tried adding you but you didnt show up on my search. If possible hand me your community id instead.
User avatar #44 to #41 - ritzyhellcat (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm getting a ton of results for Discord, can you try to add me? I have it set to Ritzy Hellcat right now
User avatar #38 to #37 - ritzyhellcat (01/21/2015) [-]
my steam name can be found with rorshakk, it's Dani Bagali right now
User avatar #39 to #38 - Kirbyman (01/21/2015) [-]
I currently have a "limited" account as Dota2 is the only game in my library, so I'm afraid everyone will have to add me I'm afraid. :c
User avatar #40 to #39 - ritzyhellcat (01/21/2015) [-]
it's telling me you've been offline for 88 days? xD
User avatar #45 to #40 - Kirbyman (01/22/2015) [-]
What? For starters, the account isn't even that old, second I played last night!

Kirbyman17
Nickname: Kirby

You sure you got that right?
User avatar #47 to #45 - dobroxninja (01/22/2015) [-]
I too can't find you under the search Kirbyman17
User avatar #46 to #45 - ritzyhellcat (01/22/2015) [-]
yeah I'm not seeing anything other than that
User avatar #49 to #48 - dobroxninja (01/22/2015) [-]
That is just linking me to my own homepage. Do you know what your friend ID is in dota? That would be the easiest way to add each other.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Kirbyman (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh boy

Dota ID #: 209944303
Please tell me this works
User avatar #51 to #50 - dobroxninja (01/23/2015) [-]
Okay I think that worked. You should have a friend request from indomitablecobbler.
Also I figured out what the problem with the url was. It is just the /home at the end so we can all find you more easily at: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198170210031
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kirbyman (01/23/2015) [-]
Alright, added you. Have you added the others as well?
User avatar #23 - sciencexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
You're name is so purple I can't even read it anymore.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Kirbyman (04/27/2014) [-]
That's a compliment if I've ever heard one.

Yeah, I've been here for quite a while.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sciencexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
******* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss. I've not even been here for a year yet.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Kirbyman (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah.

I tend to just drop in a couple times a day nowadays.

I think its kind of funny I've been here longer than a lot of mods or some of the more well known people.
User avatar #27 to #26 - sciencexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Well I recognise your name from some occasions, but it's about making your mark. Do you recognise my name from around the site?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Kirbyman (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, you and the whole explain brigade are pretty apparent to me.

Although I think I summon wrongexplain more than anyone.
(s)he's just so clever
User avatar #29 to #28 - sciencexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Ahh, really? Where does her summon actually come in? I don't think I'm familiar with her.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Kirbyman (04/27/2014) [-]
If you say someone's name, it'll send them a pm saying they've been mentioned in a comment, along with a link to the comment.

I think it only works with content though. Otherwise next time he's in, he'll see this.

so if I see something I can't make sense of, while most people would get jokeexplain, I tend to get wrongexplain.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sciencexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
I know how mentions work, but my point is, what does wrongexplain do? Do they explain things wrong?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Kirbyman (04/27/2014) [-]
Indeed. Hilariously so.

User avatar #33 to #32 - sciencexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
oh

oh
User avatar #21 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
ar jo svidish?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Kirbyman (04/03/2014) [-]
no, sorry
#18 - goldengohan ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
i just COMPLETELY plagiarized your comment; the one that got 600 thumbs a couple days ago
User avatar #19 to #18 - Kirbyman (03/23/2014) [-]
shame you didn't get nearly as many thumbs
#20 to #19 - goldengohan ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
it wasn't really the same content which is why i was okay with doing it
User avatar #17 - Kirbyman (12/10/2012) [-]
I appear to be stuck in the 300th ranked in comments area
User avatar #16 - Kirbyman (11/25/2012) [-]
Today Marks my 3rd anniversary of FunnyJunk.

Another year and I'll be one of the top 100!
User avatar #36 to #16 - Kirbyman (06/26/2014) [-]
Took 2 years, but I'm here.
#7 - lijda (10/22/2012) [-]
Hey man, long time no talk. What's up?
#8 to #7 - Kirbyman (10/27/2012) [-]
Nothin' much.

School just got past the midterms and I got 90's + on everything but calc.
would've gotten a 88 instead of 68 if I hadn't messed up one problem.

Also, I now love woopers.
#9 to #8 - lijda (10/27/2012) [-]
damnn...all those points for just one question. Was it one of those tests with just a few questions, but each one has like 15 different parts to it?   
   
haha, I'm guessing your watching Chuunibyou?
damnn...all those points for just one question. Was it one of those tests with just a few questions, but each one has like 15 different parts to it?

haha, I'm guessing your watching Chuunibyou?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kirbyman (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, the test was 5 questions.

There are two ways to find the volume of something by integration.
cylinder and washer.
With washer, you use the variable that is the axis of rotation
with cylinder its the opposite.

I got the two mixed up and my professor gave me no credit.

I'm watching chuunibyou in anime club.
I love it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - lijda (10/28/2012) [-]
Oh man, I hated washer method and cylinder method. Thank god I got done with Calc BC last year.

Yep, I don't know why I like it so much lol. It just keeps drawing me towards it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Kirbyman (10/28/2012) [-]
I like it 'cause its the perfect mix of funny and cute.
User avatar #13 to #12 - lijda (10/28/2012) [-]
Well I do admit, it is quite cute and funny. A little bit excessive on the moe though. What else are you watching this season?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Kirbyman (10/28/2012) [-]
with anime club I am watching

Psycho-pass
Magi
Little Busters
Kamisama hajimate
robotics notes
aoi sekai no chuusin
K
chuunibyou

By myself, I'm watching sword art online and nichijou.
User avatar #15 to #14 - lijda (10/28/2012) [-]
oh wow, that's pretty awesome that your anime club watches currently airing anime. I'm watching:

psycho pass
magi
little busters
robotics; notes
k
chuunibyou
zetsuen no tempest
jojo
#5 - starchild (03/13/2012) [-]
I dont usually read comments, but when i do, i deliver!!
#1 - misterducklumps (09/19/2011) [-]
i got a feeling our rolls are gonna do good.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Kirbyman (09/19/2011) [-]
Top 200 Comments. Today is a great day for the internet
User avatar #4 to #3 - misterducklumps (09/19/2011) [-]
reply to my comment that also got 33
"We have done well, my friend."
then ill screencap and upload.
#2 to #1 - Kirbyman (09/19/2011) [-]
Damn Straight
I gotta a feeling we'll be front page tomorrow
I'll give you the honors of screen capping if you like, and not because I don't know how to do it ;D
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