Because.. I thought we already went over this!

Define "to die for" >.>

Ah, well alright then.
Unbelievably~!

Welp, I guess this is it, then. Huh? :3

I'd gently whisper to their ear: "Ai raab yu." and offer them something to eat.
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Mhm.

What, you going in constant loops? :c

Sounds like you like it a lot then >.>

Wait, if you're omniscient, why do you ask questions?

Yes, do you wish to punch me..? :3

Mhm.

A man can only remember so much.. My my..

Do you want to be punched? :3

Just keep it PG :d

But you said you were omniscient D;

I'm more into asphyxiation, thanks.

Shh, no one needs to know.

Yeah, well. Omniscient is a wide concept.

*Choke* Better? :d

Do we need censor bars? >.>

Well, what's your idea of omniscience then?

You know that moment when you bite yourself in the cheek? :d
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Naaaaaaaaah..! Naaaw.... no... no...! nah....?

Like, a dude, who, like, knows... like... stuff... and stuff... y'know?

Happens to me all the time :d

Well if you say so~ :3

How very dictionary-like of you :P

You have fat cheeks~ :P

Yeah, biatch, I dough say sou. :U

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*Sudden deep gasp* o_o

Well that would make sense I suppose :d

Maybe, if you're good :3

Take your asthma medicine, damn it.

Mhm, hail Satin. Fine cloth, amirite?

Good as in: morally justifiable, or good as in: skilled?

Give it to me? :3

Fine cloth indeed, makes for wonderful undergarments :d

Good as in... Makes me happyface :P

*Gives it to you*

Satin undergarments are for homos.

<- Your happyface? :d

*Takes it and swallows* o;

Tell that to the wonderful feeling as I stand up :3

You could say that :P

Want some liquid to help with the swallowing process? :d

Stand up or stand out?

youtu.be/4l686Bbp0XA <- This video is amazing.
But you totally won't get it.

What kind of liquid? >.>

Both~<3

Indeed it is, in many many ways :d
Why not? D;

Watar?

Meh, go home.

You're just saying that, jeez.
Because you don't know what El Shaddai is.

It's watar, yeah. :P

Go home.. uh.. more..?

Spring's here, could be an allergy.. :d
I've got this reaaaally awesome vidja, you'd prooobably reeeally appreciate it~

Good.

Not sure how to comply D;

Sure.. >.>
Gimme gimmie o3o

Fabulous.

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C'mon, babe, don't be like that.

Want more of that allergy medicine? :d
Nooo, I want something in return, which you won't give.. :c

Fantastic.

Care to show me? :c

Is it your special kind? :d
Wh-what do you want? :L

Over the top.

I could hit you until you did it..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loratadine
Something of about same magnitude..! :U

Excellent.

But I'd die D:

Uh, thanks, I think. :d
Such as? :c

Adequate.

We're all going to die one day.. :L

You're quite welcome, moh deer.
A funny vidja.

Sufficient.

Not that soon :c

Do I need to repay you~?
watch?v=C68mC2OtQUA closest I've got >.>

Insufficient mana! :u

Premature.. :L

Yes, 1,000,000 dollars...!!
Eh...

I need more mana, where get?

Immature.. :L

I meant in a different way~ :<
You drive a hard bargain.

Get Ring of Basilius or just wait for few mins

Incipient.. :d

I dunno what else to get.. :c
You're hard...

Damn you and your delicious treats :c

*Awkward gargle-moan* o3o

Nice cover story >.>

They're quite tasty, I should make so for myself.

Shooshh shooosh shoosh..
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Truce story.

You should, and then you will grow fat :3

What if I don't wanna shoosh? :c

I'm not sure :d

Naw, YOU grow fat 'cause you don't work out. :d

I'll punch you in the jaw and make you swallow your own teef.

I don't give a f*ck.

I don't eat either :d

Sounds appetizing >.>

So rude<3

Or so you say.

Teef.. o3o

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64kg, man :d

I bet they'd hurt upon final exit though :c

Cute~

Pfft.

I highly doubt that.

*shrug*

I am not a substantial man.

Why would you? o3o

*STRONG shrug*

Not really :c

If you say so >.>

You just want me to hurt myself :L

Yeah?

You're just too retarded to realize the simplest of things, sigh.

You're assuming it'd hurt.. :L
<- You trying it.

Don't make me prove it :c

I don't want to realize them :L

It sounds painful
Why all the borderline porn, man? :d

How wåuld you gö äbout próving it?

That's a honorable.. something. :d

Don't turn it down before you try it. :3
'Cause it makes you feel funny.

Do you really want to know? :L

Is it really? It seems off :d

It sounds dangerous! D:
You make me feel funny >.>

Yes, always.

You think so? Hm.

Have you every heard anyone die doing it? No? Yeah, it's not THAT dangerous.
In a
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Way?

But it could be more fun as a surprise :3

I think a lot though :<

You never know! D;
...Sure? >.>

What would? :d

"Lot" can vary from person to person.

I do always know, tho'.. >.>
Soo... Ever been in love? :3

The thing I won't tell you :d

This is true.

If you say so :L
Yes. :3

Why not?

I have lots of awesome videos that are to die for... :3

I'm basically omniscient by now.
It's pretty fun, eh mate?

Which guy? o3o

Oh, just one guy who's been hanging out lots with me lately.

Oh? :3

'Tis what I said. Do your ears work!?

Ohoho, getting defensive, I see how it is :3

Yeah, okay. Be retarded, like I care.

Grouchy much? :c

Mentally dysfunctional much? c:

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Are you feeling unwell?

What do you think?

I think this old woman is annoying, she shouldn't have been in the game.

Does she at least contribute to the story?

Ofc, she's one of the main villains, were you born yesterday, or something?

I'm annoyed..!!
Can you tell? :P

Yes. Didn't you know?

Not entirely :3

My computer died, I had to reinstall windows and half my programs won't reinstall properly.

I call BS, I've been talking to you for the past year! :U

Oh, okay.

Things come and go, plenty of things in life don't last long.
Though, that must have been bothersome.

I'm a hologram, like Tupac o3o

You should try harder.

It was annoying...! :<

There can only be one. I say, you two ought to fight till death.

Nah, I'm God, thanks.

Would
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Make you feel better? :>

But Tupac is already dead :d

When did you become a deity? >.>

No... :c

So are you... dun dun duun. o_o

Since the beginning of the time, duh.

How about
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?

Give me raab~ :<

That seems... Odd :c

I will possess you!

sure :d

How much and for how long? :d

At least it's not banned in Germany. youtu.be/JmS9SXQnCSE

How much and for how long? :3

How the f*ck are you to say no to this bro?
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He has coffee, man.

5ever

I ban u in Germanie :3

Entirely, for a fortnight o3o

That's a lot of coffee D:

Must I?
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Alright, come at me.

How hard? *wink*

He's gotta have enough for at least two, heh.

Yes, always.

It's gonna take a while :L

Harder than you've ever had before~

That's enough for several cups D:

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Take your time, son.

I- It's my first time, b- be gentle.

Dojima likes coffee, I'd assume.

In a way, yes :3

Thanks, dad.

Never~

So... A coffee slut, you might say :d

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You're very welcome. *fatherly embrace*

Be average?

Don't diss my Dojima.. :U

I-if you want...

You're the best, dad! *Audience "aww's"*

Far more likely :3

Nothing wrong with being a coffee slut! D;

I don't..!

*Show ends* Okay, case closed. Let's get drunk!

Mhm, gurl.

You're a slut.. D:

D-don't what..!?

VERY drunk :P

But still not a promise~

I know :3

Psst, I Accidentally didn't reply to the last line.
Will you forgives me?

Give me obligation chocolates?

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I did.

Goodness, you're the worst.
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I could be worse...

Do I have to deal with it?
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Don't you always? :3

No.
I wonder what one guy's up to..

Wanna do that sorta stuff with you.. :L

Medium drunk, like, just a little tipsy.. :d

'Kay 'kay

Why not? :c

But... I wanted to molest you...!

Are you willing to accept the risk? :3

My standards are high.. :L

But... I wanted to molest myself.

Why not, right?
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You sayin' I'm LQ?

You can already do that :d

I suppose :d

Is that actually goodnight or what? o3o

It's too much of a gamble, lol.

But it's not as fun.

Mhm.

Not actual, I think. But I do wanna sleep, I had a rough week. Bluh.

... :c

But still....!


Rough week, you say? :<

It's cool, we can still drink coffee together, haha.

Stfu, boyo.

Mhm.

I'm not sure I want to anymore ;o;

Make me :P

What made it so ruff? :3

Suit yourself, just know: I'm willing to cook squid sausages and rice for you if you drop by.

*sticks fingers into your mouth* o3o

Your mo-, I mean... I just stopped sleeping.

... What? Oh wow.. xD

Hawaii is silly..

Kawaii Hawaii o3o

Mm, yes. That would be the joke, indeed.

It's funny because a good number of Japanese either vacation there or live there now >.>

Or so you say.

Well, I was looking at Wikipedia, so.. So says Wikipedia o3o

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Why was you looking at Hawaii on wikipedia?

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Because I wanted to make sure my hypothesis was correct before I talked out of my ass :d

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Germaneze Suplexationen is very wünderbar.