Is that you? :3

My, I'm not 41 yet.

Key word is yet :3

B- But I don't wanna be 41..!
All the great people didn't live to see their 40's, I mean, look at Alexander the Great, he died in his early 30's!

Winston Churchill lived to be rather old :d
Charlemagne also died an old man :u

Augustus, the Caesar of Rome, lived to be 75 years old.
You'll live a fulfilling and a long life if you keep this up..! >:U

See, and you said everyone got shit done before they were old :d
How do you know that's not what I want? o3o

<-
<-

Oh aren't you clever

Thanks.. :3

<- "Care for a lick~?"

Which flavor is it?

"Kira flavor, ah~" ? o3o

What do sparks taste like?

Awesome O:

My parents don't buy much for me anymore lol

I'ma try to stream Amnesia with some friends during the Summer. Let's see how that works out.

That should be fun, especially when you have to change your underwear :P

I'll be sure to go to the bathroom before beginning, lmao.

My brother wants to get Amnesia, wait till midnight, turn out the lights in the basement and play it alone.

I expect screams.

Record them, put on youtube, get views, ?????, PROFIT!

It will get the most views ever! >:U

Gon b funny as sheit.

Until he actually shits...

I have acquired a companion of the female gender.

>mfw

grats dude!

Lolol I need to play that game >.>

Thanks :3 I'd show you a pic but I'd have to delete the comment right afterwards <.<

do it anyways haha

daaaaaaaaaaayum

I have no idea how I managed to land her xD

damn, i'm impressed XD

Problem: She lives in Europe.

so any visits are going to be really expensive
plus her parents don't know English

lolsux2bu

Meh, wouldn't trade her for the world :P

So what's been up with you, foo? :U

school. so much school. ;_; i've had projects and homework up the butt lately

luckily school ends in 2 weeks, so i'm willing to work hard lol

Yeah they like to jam as many projects and papers and stuff into the last few weeks as possible >.>

I've been done for almost a week now lol <.<

WELL LUCKY YOU >:U

I didn't do anywhere near as well as I'd thought I would in my Philosophy class though :c

Everyone's going nuts over LOK and The Avengers and Diablo III >.>

yep. just another phase though. i'm going to buy Amnesia and Terraria soon though :3

Both of those are games I've considered getting but never have D:

My parents are going to buy it at the end of the year. WOO!

What if I don't want to go home? :L

You sayin' we ignurant? >:U

Well.. uh... would you like something to eat? :d

Yes.

I am rather hungry :<

Oh, okay then, sorry :c

Sweden walked away with the Eurovision contest lol >.>

Me too, son. Me too.

You're forgiven.

Hmm, Eurovision has already ended, you say?

It is a nice song :d

And I laughed a little at the Ron Paul thing on there :P

I was just listening to some old music and this popped up.

You saw it too? :L

You listen to old music a lot, yes? :d

Yeap. *nod*

Probably more than some, yeah.

Who're you voting for? *shrug*

*nod*

Present.

Same.

I wish I could vote for myself, but alas, I'm not qualified.

<- mfw elections

You need to party first, amirite?

<- Afterwards.

Not in America, but you have to be 35 to run for President :<

That pretty much sums it up.

You're not 35 yet, hah.

Elections are fun.

Not for another 14 years, no.

They're kind of like masturbation, it's fun until it's over and you realize you just fucked yourself :d

Fast! Enjoy life while you still can!! D;

Are you trying to fuck with me? :>

Are you saying I'll die once I reach 35? :d

Yes.

Yes, the new you will live on, tho'.

<-
"We'll bang, OK?"
-Commander Shepard

Why can't the old me live on? :<

Seems legit. XD

People die inside after they grow up.. :c

<-

You're right, I died inside ages ago :d

Ohoho?

Seh, I told you they were a buncha walasses. :u

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Do you know what this is?
It's a tea pot.
T-e-a p-o-t.

oh woe is me, I am sorry, I should have listened, can you ever forgive me~

Why wouldn't I know? :<

Nope, go home.. :P

'Merica, fuck yeah!

Fine! Neither of us knows! :c

Yes, always.

Wait, you'd settle for that? Seriously? >.>

<-

Wouldn't you? :3

My "underling"... Emphasis on under~

No, of course not. D:

Yakuza?
<-

Come on, be a sport :d

Uh, sure >.>

No way, I ain't no slut.

Yayzers.

That's not the word around town~

<- Here, have a present :>

You don't even know..! D;

Don't want, go away. Shoo shoo.

I know more than you think I do o3o

You're a meanie faesh :c

Or so you say.

youtu.be/CipXIx34jTI
^ Hilarious.

Or so I know ;3

Lol, or what~?

You know wrong, I guess.

Magnum.. o3o

watch?v=U2QH9fpJSgw&feature=player_detailpage#t=14s
The first line is directed at you :3

Apparently Princess Celestia won't let me post links :L

I ain't healing nobody with no goddamn Holy Touches, that shit costs mana, yo.

Sucks to be you~.

You won't use your mana on me? D; I'd use mine on you~ :<

Do I have to get thumbs or something? >.>

But your HP is already like 93%, these low LV enemies can't hit for sh't anymore.

You don't have thumbs? Maaan, that must be so annoying. You can't even hold a pen properly.. :c

But it makes me feel better to be at 100% 100% of the time D;

Real ordeal trying to get doorknobs open :d

But you're poisoned, you'd just always return to 99% hp after each turn.. >.>

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Or playing thumb-war.

Then find me an antidote man! D:<

Or playing handheld vidja games :d

But, moooom..~..! D:

Or, touching your ding dong.

Please? :c

Thanks for bringing that one up :L

Fine, but you're paying for it.

No problem.

<-
Aww shit, nigga.

Depends, if it's too expensive I might need a loan :d


Looks like they are engaging in some homoerotic activities, yes?

Nah, they're really cheap, only 100 AU or something.

<-
You?

I don't have that much AU :c I might have more AG

effectively, yes :3

AG?

<- What I wanna do when I grow up! :3

>.> I thought Au was for gold, so I said Ag for silver...

Ah, I remember the days when I wanted to do that too :3

Right you are. Big G looks odd... :u

Then you wanted to become a strong and beautiful male-princess? :d

Your face looks odd >.>

Well, duh :d

Your ding dong looks odd. >.>

Great success.

H-how would you know...! :c

Are you saying I'm a beautiful man-princess? :3

No, how would YOU know? :P

Would you like to be a beautiful man-princess? XD

You just wanted to be able to say that, huh >.>

（　ﾟ Дﾟ）

Not really.. :c

My smiley's better.

What did you wanna say? :3

Who said it was a competition? :<

That I really enjoy gaming sessions with one guy.

Me.

You slut. :3

Oh, right.. >.>

He always ends up rage-quitting after I show him my fancy moves, eh-hee~

Babe, lis'en to me, errthing gon B K.

You have really fancy moves :c

Do I have to listen to you? :<

Fabulous moves.

Yes, now sit down and I'mma tell you mah lives stoary.

I suppose that is an applicable adjective. :L

Story time is best time! :3

Everyone's gonna be all like
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http://youtu .be/5L0_6pi4m0I <- me

Not as many as you might think :d

Are you saying you're kind of a dick? >.>

B- But... someone will? R- Right? :c

http://youtu .be/k__qYVNT-9U?t=12s
Sure? :3

If it helps you to think that way :3

I'm taking this as a strong yes.

Will you..? :3
<-

I like Wisdom Cube.

Thanks for the support, bro :d

Always with the tsundere, fufufu :3

I have a girlfriend now, she's from your general neck of the woods >.>

"Can I have her number?"
And: Good for you.

You would ask that :<
She was born in Sweden, but lives in Estonia >.>

Thanks, bro :d

Can I... have your number? :3
Lol, Estonia..

oh and
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about no picture :d

You can, but would you be able to use it? :d
Half Swedish, half Estonian. Tall, blonde, blue eyes...

http://www.melissadata.com/lookups/phonelocation.asp?number=tennessee ? :d

What's with the dots? Is there a dark secret you're about to reveal? >.>

<- This is your computer.. :3

Well if you really want it I'd rather PM it than give it out where anyone can see >.>

No, just the trailing off from being all in love and stuff :P

I didn't know that pic had made it's rounds yet :c

I don't really want it, hahah.

Shouldn't you be using ~'s then~? :d

That's such a ghetto way to cool off your processor, don't you think?

Of course not... :c

I would, but then it wouldn't keep you guessing :d

But no doubt effective, yeah?

I'd have no use for it, right? :d

Why do you need to play hard to get? Don't you think you'd live up to my expectations otherwise? :P

Probably, who knows.

R-right... :c

But this route is far more entertaining to me :d

Would you test it? :P

It'd be more fun if you was a cripple.. :P

Nah, I'm God, thanks.

Only for you :c

Can you perform some miracles for me? :d

Come now, you'd get someone else to make soup for you, brush your hair and even dress you. Your princess dream come true! :L

Why on earth would I give you favoritism over other inhabitants? :d

Who said I have a princess dream? D;

Because I give you happyface :3

Stfu and be a princess, damn it.

:c

Y-yes sir D;

:3!

Good morning, ohime-sama!

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Hi there xD

MFW new people

I wish I had more Light pictures but I'm more of an L man myself.

I have a little of both :d

Everyone's talking to me today, lol.

<- mfw

Well we hardly talk lol.

It's unfortunate, yes.

I meant that apparently it's "Randomly Message Kira Day"

O I C.

Also I lost my reaction folder.

Yes, yes indeed.

How unfortunate, how did that happen?

Computer crashed. Don't care very much though.

You couldn't recover the harddrive? :d

Sadly not.

extraordinarily unfortunate..

Not particularly. I don't exactly care much that I lost them, hell I sort of embraced it. I can experiment with comments more now. It's not just cut and dry because my folder had something related to everything.

Well it's good you can turn that into a big positive :U

:3 I can turn a lot into positive things.

I'm rather proud of my ability to do the same :3

At the present moment, I'm just saving pictures that I like and building my folder back that way. So far I have 150 pics collected over... Whenever that happened.

Not bad :d I've not been saving a lot of pictures lately lol >.>

I'll soon go to that phase haha.

I have saved some, but not reaction pictures per say >.>

Because.. I thought we already went over this!

Define "to die for" >.>

Ah, well alright then.
Unbelievably~!

Welp, I guess this is it, then. Huh? :3

I'd gently whisper to their ear: "Ai raab yu." and offer them something to eat.
<-

Mhm.

What, you going in constant loops? :c

Sounds like you like it a lot then >.>

Wait, if you're omniscient, why do you ask questions?

Yes, do you wish to punch me..? :3

Mhm.

A man can only remember so much.. My my..

Do you want to be punched? :3

Just keep it PG :d

But you said you were omniscient D;

I'm more into asphyxiation, thanks.

Shh, no one needs to know.

Yeah, well. Omniscient is a wide concept.

*Choke* Better? :d

Do we need censor bars? >.>

Well, what's your idea of omniscience then?

You know that moment when you bite yourself in the cheek? :d
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Naaaaaaaaah..! Naaaw.... no... no...! nah....?

Like, a dude, who, like, knows... like... stuff... and stuff... y'know?

Happens to me all the time :d

Well if you say so~ :3

How very dictionary-like of you :P

You have fat cheeks~ :P

Yeah, biatch, I dough say sou. :U

<-

*Sudden deep gasp* o_o

Well that would make sense I suppose :d

Maybe, if you're good :3

Take your asthma medicine, damn it.

Mhm, hail Satin. Fine cloth, amirite?

Good as in: morally justifiable, or good as in: skilled?

Give it to me? :3

Fine cloth indeed, makes for wonderful undergarments :d

Good as in... Makes me happyface :P

*Gives it to you*

Satin undergarments are for homos.

<- Your happyface? :d

*Takes it and swallows* o;

Tell that to the wonderful feeling as I stand up :3

You could say that :P

Want some liquid to help with the swallowing process? :d

Stand up or stand out?

youtu.be/4l686Bbp0XA <- This video is amazing.
But you totally won't get it.

What kind of liquid? >.>

Both~<3

Indeed it is, in many many ways :d
Why not? D;

Watar?

Meh, go home.

You're just saying that, jeez.
Because you don't know what El Shaddai is.

That better be water :c

But I am home :d

It made me feel all tingly inside :3
Doesn't matter >:c

It's watar, yeah. :P

Go home.. uh.. more..?

Spring's here, could be an allergy.. :d
I've got this reaaaally awesome vidja, you'd prooobably reeeally appreciate it~

Good.

Not sure how to comply D;

Sure.. >.>
Gimme gimmie o3o

Fabulous.

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C'mon, babe, don't be like that.

Want more of that allergy medicine? :d
Nooo, I want something in return, which you won't give.. :c

Fantastic.

Care to show me? :c

Is it your special kind? :d
Wh-what do you want? :L

Over the top.

I could hit you until you did it..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loratadine
Something of about same magnitude..! :U

Excellent.

But I'd die D:

Uh, thanks, I think. :d
Such as? :c

Adequate.

We're all going to die one day.. :L

You're quite welcome, moh deer.
A funny vidja.

Sufficient.

Not that soon :c

Do I need to repay you~?
watch?v=C68mC2OtQUA closest I've got >.>

Insufficient mana! :u

Premature.. :L

Yes, 1,000,000 dollars...!!
Eh...

I need more mana, where get?

Immature.. :L

I meant in a different way~ :<
You drive a hard bargain.

Get Ring of Basilius or just wait for few mins

Incipient.. :d

I dunno what else to get.. :c
You're hard...

Damn you and your delicious treats :c

*Awkward gargle-moan* o3o

Nice cover story >.>

They're quite tasty, I should make so for myself.

Shooshh shooosh shoosh..
<-

Truce story.

You should, and then you will grow fat :3

What if I don't wanna shoosh? :c

I'm not sure :d

Naw, YOU grow fat 'cause you don't work out. :d

I'll punch you in the jaw and make you swallow your own teef.

I don't give a f*ck.

I don't eat either :d

Sounds appetizing >.>

So rude<3

Or so you say.

Teef.. o3o

<-

64kg, man :d

I bet they'd hurt upon final exit though :c

Cute~

Pfft.

I highly doubt that.

*shrug*

I am not a substantial man.

Why would you? o3o

*STRONG shrug*

Oh?

Logic.

It's not strong enough if it doesn't dislocate your shoulders. *shrug*

Not really :c

If you say so >.>

You just want me to hurt myself :L

Yeah?

You're just too retarded to realize the simplest of things, sigh.

You're assuming it'd hurt.. :L
<- You trying it.

Don't make me prove it :c

I don't want to realize them :L

It sounds painful
Why all the borderline porn, man? :d

How wåuld you gö äbout próving it?

That's a honorable.. something. :d

Don't turn it down before you try it. :3
'Cause it makes you feel funny.

Do you really want to know? :L

Is it really? It seems off :d

It sounds dangerous! D:
You make me feel funny >.>

Yes, always.

You think so? Hm.

Have you every heard anyone die doing it? No? Yeah, it's not THAT dangerous.
In a
<-
Way?

But it could be more fun as a surprise :3

I think a lot though :<

You never know! D;
...Sure? >.>

What would? :d

"Lot" can vary from person to person.

I do always know, tho'.. >.>
Soo... Ever been in love? :3

The thing I won't tell you :d

This is true.

If you say so :L
Yes. :3

Why not?

I have lots of awesome videos that are to die for... :3

I'm basically omniscient by now.
It's pretty fun, eh mate?

Which guy? o3o

Oh, just one guy who's been hanging out lots with me lately.

Oh? :3

'Tis what I said. Do your ears work!?

Ohoho, getting defensive, I see how it is :3

Yeah, okay. Be retarded, like I care.

Grouchy much? :c

Mentally dysfunctional much? c:

<- ...

Are you feeling unwell?

What do you think?

I think this old woman is annoying, she shouldn't have been in the game.

Does she at least contribute to the story?

Ofc, she's one of the main villains, were you born yesterday, or something?

I'm annoyed..!!
Can you tell? :P

Yes. Didn't you know?

Not entirely :3

My computer died, I had to reinstall windows and half my programs won't reinstall properly.

I call BS, I've been talking to you for the past year! :U

Oh, okay.

Things come and go, plenty of things in life don't last long.
Though, that must have been bothersome.

I'm a hologram, like Tupac o3o

You should try harder.

It was annoying...! :<

There can only be one. I say, you two ought to fight till death.

Nah, I'm God, thanks.

Would
<-
Make you feel better? :>

But Tupac is already dead :d

When did you become a deity? >.>

No... :c

So are you... dun dun duun. o_o

Since the beginning of the time, duh.

How about
<-
?

Give me raab~ :<

That seems... Odd :c

I will possess you!

sure :d

How much and for how long? :d

At least it's not banned in Germany. youtu.be/JmS9SXQnCSE

How much and for how long? :3

How the f*ck are you to say no to this bro?
<-
He has coffee, man.

5ever

I ban u in Germanie :3

Entirely, for a fortnight o3o

That's a lot of coffee D:

Must I?
<-

Alright, come at me.

How hard? *wink*

He's gotta have enough for at least two, heh.

Yes, always.

It's gonna take a while :L

Harder than you've ever had before~

That's enough for several cups D:

<- This?

Take your time, son.

I- It's my first time, b- be gentle.

Dojima likes coffee, I'd assume.

In a way, yes :3

Thanks, dad.

Never~

So... A coffee slut, you might say :d

<- ?

You're very welcome. *fatherly embrace*

Be average?

Don't diss my Dojima.. :U

I-if you want...

You're the best, dad! *Audience "aww's"*

Far more likely :3

Nothing wrong with being a coffee slut! D;

I don't..!

*Show ends* Okay, case closed. Let's get drunk!

Mhm, gurl.

You're a slut.. D:

D-don't what..!?

VERY drunk :P

But still not a promise~

I know :3

Psst, I Accidentally didn't reply to the last line.
Will you forgives me?

Give me obligation chocolates?

<-

I did.

Goodness, you're the worst.
<-

I could be worse...

Do I have to deal with it?
<-

Don't you always? :3

No.
I wonder what one guy's up to..

Wanna do that sorta stuff with you.. :L

Medium drunk, like, just a little tipsy.. :d

'Kay 'kay

Why not? :c

But... I wanted to molest you...!

Are you willing to accept the risk? :3

My standards are high.. :L

But... I wanted to molest myself.

Why not, right?
<-

You sayin' I'm LQ?

You can already do that :d

I suppose :d

Is that actually goodnight or what? o3o

It's too much of a gamble, lol.

But it's not as fun.

Mhm.

Not actual, I think. But I do wanna sleep, I had a rough week. Bluh.

... :c

But still....!


Rough week, you say? :<

It's cool, we can still drink coffee together, haha.

Stfu, boyo.

Mhm.

I'm not sure I want to anymore ;o;

Make me :P

What made it so ruff? :3

Suit yourself, just know: I'm willing to cook squid sausages and rice for you if you drop by.

*sticks fingers into your mouth* o3o

Your mo-, I mean... I just stopped sleeping.

... What? Oh wow.. xD

Hawaii is silly..

Kawaii Hawaii o3o

Mm, yes. That would be the joke, indeed.

It's funny because a good number of Japanese either vacation there or live there now >.>

Or so you say.

Well, I was looking at Wikipedia, so.. So says Wikipedia o3o

<- :3

Why was you looking at Hawaii on wikipedia?

<-

Because I wanted to make sure my hypothesis was correct before I talked out of my ass :d

<-

<-

Germaneze Suplexationen is very wünderbar.

Yes, essentially XD

Ja, ja, very wünderbar. >.>

<-

I'd link you vidjas, but Princess Celestia is being a sensitive teenager about links.

With a single glance? Isn't that a bit of a generalization? D;

Princess Celestia needs to calm his tities >.>

I'm really superficial.

He needs to set his values straight, yo.

Hardly surprising...

Indeed, indeed :d

You sad? :3

He needs to do a ft. with Snoop Dogg :d

N-no... :c

I thought he was Snoop Dogg >.>

Y- You okay, Annie?

He's dealin' weed 'n' he's got it going on. He's a gangsta, but y'all knew that.

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Me.

No D;

Princess Celestia doesn't seem very gansta to me >.>

Oh really?

Anything I can do to help? >.>

youtu.be/RaCodgL9cvk?t=1m40s <- Put Kim Jong Il's face over his face.

Naw, but she's funny with her compulsive obsessive possession thing.

<- Cute!!!

How it goes?

Just finished giving a girl a massage. You?

I just finished.. Doing more of nothing I suppose >_>

Tommorow is the last day of spring break.....I haven't done enough nothing!

My spring break ended ages ago :<

But I get out for the summer on May 8th :d

Oh god regents..........-im gonna die

<- Die like this? :3

Got any worse?

Maybe, but why do you want worse?

Because I'm normal and not at all crazy

Riiiiiiiight... :d

Oh the choreography! D:

I'll show you choreography! :P
youtu.be/SBqh__fO4F4?t=1m10s

You're far too excited by that XD