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KingMcSanders

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:3/10/2015
Location:Kentucky and burgerking
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Times Content Favorited:560 times
Total Comments Made:571
FJ Points:187
my father(s) colonel and the king had a gay orgy and i was the result

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    John Went John Went
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    you made me do it you made me do it
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    Its like a Trolls Heaven Its like a Trolls Heaven
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    Mothafucka Mothafucka
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    Cis-Scum Cis-Scum

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    I BAKED YOU A PIE I BAKED YOU A PIE
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    GET OWNED GET OWNED

latest user's comments

#2084 - Lol, Rostrevor 02/28/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#139 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on magneto +2
User avatar #144 - kimmu (02/28/2015) [-]
That really does sound like an origin story
#847 - Colgan, you really from Newry?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
User avatar #1963 - colgan (02/23/2015) [-]
yea, you?
User avatar #2084 - KingMcSanders (02/28/2015) [-]
Lol, Rostrevor
#90 - People that don't have pets (don't know what they're missing o… 02/18/2015 on Ugly sleeper +1
#48 - Thank you friend. My cat's favorite food was chicken. Everythi… 02/17/2015 on Ugly sleeper 0
#43 - That was great. We spoiled our cat for the entirety of it's li…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Ugly sleeper 0
User avatar #44 - lejunkyfaceman (02/17/2015) [-]
you are very welcome, fellow junker
#17 - Lol my dads name is Eugene  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Eugene 0
#18 - captaincapital (02/17/2015) [-]
your dad is not cool
#33 - Thank you, lejunkyfaceman. Does it take much time before I can…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Ugly sleeper 0
User avatar #46 - butteredhamster (02/17/2015) [-]
My cat of 15 years passed away three years ago and it still kills me when I think about him. I have all his pictures in a little heart box because if I look, it hurts and I cry because he was my best friend since the second grade. His favorite food was cheezits and pizza crust and he slept like this kitty....now I am sad.
Good Luck, KingMcSanders. I'm rooting for your quick recovery.
User avatar #48 - KingMcSanders (02/17/2015) [-]
Thank you friend. My cat's favorite food was chicken. Everything in the house reminds me of him now, the places he liked to sleep and sit, the corners of chairs he would scratch, everything. I found a small piece of his fur and I've kept it in a small box in my room.
User avatar #42 - lejunkyfaceman (02/17/2015) [-]
this depends on a few things...

the thing it depends on the most is you view of death and life. (this is not only for cats, but for humans or other living beings that die or move away from you in general)

take life for what it is. it is as much as you see in it. so if it saddens you that your cat died that means she meant something for you. this will not change, even after her death. but your view on your cat changed in other ways, because she is not there anymore. you must not see death as just the end of the life, but as the fulfillment of life. i am sure you gave her the best life you could possibly do - what more should she had wished for? when you gave everything you could, you don't have to worry for death, may it be your pet or someone else or even your own death. as long as you do everything, to establish a good life for everyone, you don't do anything wrong and make the most of life. the time will come for everyone of us and the only sad thing is that within one moment life seems completely blown away, but what is really hard short after a death is the time that was spent alive together. it is the time that you shared that makes any being part of you - your cat is not death as long as you carry her in your heart. and if you wanted her to be happy, you can assume she wanted you to be happy as well, as you shared a life together.
so you see, being happy is not an option, it is a burden now that you have to carry. try to imagine what she would have wanted you to feel, even after her death. you must be sad now, that is a matter of respect, but not forever, she would not have wanted it - and that's why you will be happy again in some time
User avatar #43 - KingMcSanders (02/17/2015) [-]
That was great. We spoiled our cat for the entirety of it's life and treated him like a member of the family as any pet owner should do. Thank you once again, lejunkyfaceman.
User avatar #44 - lejunkyfaceman (02/17/2015) [-]
you are very welcome, fellow junker
#26 - My cat of 13 years died yesterday  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Ugly sleeper +8
#87 - Tenkan (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah, man. People without pets don't understand the sadness felt when you lose one.

I hate a tiny pet Myna bird for almost eight years. The day she died, we all felt a member of the family had passed away.
User avatar #90 - KingMcSanders (02/18/2015) [-]
People that don't have pets (don't know what they're missing out on) don't understand because they haven't experienced it. They think that just because there isn't the type of social interaction between human and pet like there is human and human, that a pets death shouldn't be taken seriously, but what they don't understand is that the emotional bond between an owner and their pet is just as strong as that between two humans, animals are like special little friends.
User avatar #31 - lejunkyfaceman (02/17/2015) [-]
i know your pain. my cat was 21 and i was 16. she was like my sister. be brave fellow junker
User avatar #33 - KingMcSanders (02/17/2015) [-]
Thank you, lejunkyfaceman. Does it take much time before I can happily go about my daily business without thinking about it all the time and getting upset?
User avatar #46 - butteredhamster (02/17/2015) [-]
My cat of 15 years passed away three years ago and it still kills me when I think about him. I have all his pictures in a little heart box because if I look, it hurts and I cry because he was my best friend since the second grade. His favorite food was cheezits and pizza crust and he slept like this kitty....now I am sad.
Good Luck, KingMcSanders. I'm rooting for your quick recovery.
User avatar #48 - KingMcSanders (02/17/2015) [-]
Thank you friend. My cat's favorite food was chicken. Everything in the house reminds me of him now, the places he liked to sleep and sit, the corners of chairs he would scratch, everything. I found a small piece of his fur and I've kept it in a small box in my room.
User avatar #42 - lejunkyfaceman (02/17/2015) [-]
this depends on a few things...

the thing it depends on the most is you view of death and life. (this is not only for cats, but for humans or other living beings that die or move away from you in general)

take life for what it is. it is as much as you see in it. so if it saddens you that your cat died that means she meant something for you. this will not change, even after her death. but your view on your cat changed in other ways, because she is not there anymore. you must not see death as just the end of the life, but as the fulfillment of life. i am sure you gave her the best life you could possibly do - what more should she had wished for? when you gave everything you could, you don't have to worry for death, may it be your pet or someone else or even your own death. as long as you do everything, to establish a good life for everyone, you don't do anything wrong and make the most of life. the time will come for everyone of us and the only sad thing is that within one moment life seems completely blown away, but what is really hard short after a death is the time that was spent alive together. it is the time that you shared that makes any being part of you - your cat is not death as long as you carry her in your heart. and if you wanted her to be happy, you can assume she wanted you to be happy as well, as you shared a life together.
so you see, being happy is not an option, it is a burden now that you have to carry. try to imagine what she would have wanted you to feel, even after her death. you must be sad now, that is a matter of respect, but not forever, she would not have wanted it - and that's why you will be happy again in some time
User avatar #43 - KingMcSanders (02/17/2015) [-]
That was great. We spoiled our cat for the entirety of it's life and treated him like a member of the family as any pet owner should do. Thank you once again, lejunkyfaceman.
User avatar #44 - lejunkyfaceman (02/17/2015) [-]
you are very welcome, fellow junker
#15 - He is just-ice 02/07/2015 on Batberg fights injustice +4
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#12 - anonymous (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm watching you. Anti-Weaboo faggot. Anyone who says anime is bad simply for its medium is JUST as bad as a ******* weaboo.
User avatar #13 to #12 - KingMcSanders (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't even know what Weabo is you Weabo anime faggot.
#14 to #13 - anonymous (09/28/2014) [-]
KingMcSanders by any other name is still as huge of a faggot. You don't have to know what Anti-Weaboo means to be one. Spamming cunt.
KingMcSanders by any other name is still as huge of a faggot. You don't have to know what Anti-Weaboo means to be one. Spamming cunt.
User avatar #15 to #14 - KingMcSanders (09/28/2014) [-]
Anime belongs in the trash
#16 to #15 - anonymous (09/28/2014) [-]
To discredit an entire medium of storytelling because of your ignorant pre-conceptions is the epitome of ignorance. Just because it's drawn instead of people acting it out with their own bodies pretending and pantomiming doesn't mean literally anything about the series. You, sir, are a massive faggot.
User avatar #17 to #16 - KingMcSanders (09/28/2014) [-]
I didn't say it did, asshole. Lol I didn't hate anime before coming to this website and seeing hordes of fat, sweaty losers posting weird ass anime pictures of little girls acting seductively and **** . It doesn't seem like my kind of thing anyway but that's probably because I have friends and things to do outside.
User avatar #11 - garymotherfingoak (09/11/2014) [-]
le pony face
#10 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Kek look at how mad you are.
#9 - youmotherfather (05/05/2014) [-]
How do you like your anal?
How do you like your anal?
User avatar #8 - nickypiebang (10/23/2013) [-]
hi
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