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Date Signed Up:12/24/2009
Last Login:8/25/2012
Location:Edmonton Alberta
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#64 - Wtf, you're damn lucky then >.> I've been robbed of my i… 05/31/2010 on Panda Kitty +1
#62 - Don't go there late at night or really early in the morning do you? 05/31/2010 on Panda Kitty +1
#148 - Those vaults must have some huge locks. 05/31/2010 on Celebrities Grown Up 0
#76 - Don't know why you're claiming they are unhealthy, I just had … 05/31/2010 on Epic Kit kat. Mother of god. +3
#145 - Reese Witherspoon has a ******* big chin.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2010 on Celebrities Grown Up 0
#147 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
it opens vaults dude.
User avatar #148 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Those vaults must have some huge locks.
#66 - Hehe no school or job ftw =D So I never have to wake up at … 05/31/2010 on Intense rage guy comp 0
#63 - I still haven't gone to bed by the time you wake up xD 05/31/2010 on Intense rage guy comp 0
#39 - Shut the **** up and get the **** out anon. 05/31/2010 on Horror Film 4 0
#37 - Also Don't judge by appearance. "Oh hey, that t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2010 on Horror Film 4 +1
#38 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
get your asian dick outta here
User avatar #39 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out anon.
#36 - Not from zombieland: DO NOT HAVE SEX, especially if the sc…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2010 on Horror Film 4 +2
User avatar #37 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Also
Don't judge by appearance.

"Oh hey, that troll monster isn't that big, I bet I could kill it."
Or
"That Mike Meyers guy isn't that big, plus.. he's slow I could probably take him if I had a weapon"
#38 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
get your asian dick outta here
User avatar #39 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out anon.
#35 - Some rules from zombieland apply, including check the back sea…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2010 on Horror Film 4 +2
User avatar #36 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Not from zombieland:
DO NOT HAVE SEX, especially if the scenario seems sort of like a slasher movie.

You fuck, you ARE fucked =D
User avatar #37 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Also
Don't judge by appearance.

"Oh hey, that troll monster isn't that big, I bet I could kill it."
Or
"That Mike Meyers guy isn't that big, plus.. he's slow I could probably take him if I had a weapon"
#38 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
get your asian dick outta here
User avatar #39 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out anon.
#39 - Don't, since I saw it yesterday every time I try to eat I thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2010 on tits 0
#52 - Vayck (06/01/2010) [-]
sounds nasty...

i'll go check out the trailer tonight.
#9 - Not even funnyjunk is helping me forget about the human centip…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/31/2010 on tits +1
#26 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
that movie was good
#11 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
I haven't seen it, but it seems so disgusting from what i've read.

May the almight Bacon Sandwich have mercy on your soul.

#13 - Sammichlegacy (05/31/2010) [-]
wtf is a bacon sandwich? oh waiitt sammich
#16 - ordnalys (05/31/2010) [-]
Prepositioning "bacon sammich" with "what is" is a ticket to eternal damnation. unless you have mammary glands capable of inducing pleasurable emotions, i kindly suggest you either expose such nice mammary glads, or remove thyself from the premises.
#27 - Sammichlegacy (05/31/2010) [-]
i didnt say what is bacon sammich i said what is bacon sandwich, he made a fatal pronounciation error
#12 - Vayck (05/31/2010) [-]
I need to go watch it.

User avatar #39 - KimJongIr (05/31/2010) [-]
Don't, since I saw it yesterday every time I try to eat I think of it and my appetite gets totally ruined >.>
#52 - Vayck (06/01/2010) [-]
sounds nasty...

i'll go check out the trailer tonight.
#18 - bilz (05/31/2010) [-]
Dont, for the love of fucking god.. dont..
#19 - Vayck (05/31/2010) [-]
That line... I've heard it before... right before I googled bluewaffle, specialfriedrice, or lemonteaparty...
#20 - bilz (05/31/2010) [-]
:D wasnt me though :(
#22 - anonymous (05/31/2010) [-]
All i got was a stupid movie >_<
#23 - LegyPlegy (05/31/2010) [-]
Me too. And the worst thing was, I yelled when i saw what i tought the Human Centipede was. It was just Edward Cullen o.e
#5 - Oh, sorry bout that xD  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2010 on My window 0
#8 - Zymus has deleted their comment.
#3 - Drowcloygon**  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2010 on My window 0
User avatar #4 - Jactheripper (05/30/2010) [-]
MR. Drowclygon look at the legs, brotha...
User avatar #5 - KimJongIr (05/30/2010) [-]
Oh, sorry bout that xD
#8 - Zymus has deleted their comment.
#2 - Fine I wont Hypcloygon on your window.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2010 on My window +1
User avatar #3 - KimJongIr (05/30/2010) [-]
Drowcloygon**
User avatar #4 - Jactheripper (05/30/2010) [-]
MR. Drowclygon look at the legs, brotha...
User avatar #5 - KimJongIr (05/30/2010) [-]
Oh, sorry bout that xD
#8 - Zymus has deleted their comment.
#198 - Nope, just named what I could think of off the top of my head,… 05/29/2010 on Facts: Men vs Women 0
#70 - and even without lists we finish shopping faster than women do... 05/29/2010 on Facts: Men vs Women 0
#69 - The bathroom one, I don't know about you guys but I have a lot…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2010 on Facts: Men vs Women 0
#76 - Reginald (05/29/2010) [-]
Did you just go to your bathroom and name everything in it?
User avatar #198 - KimJongIr (05/29/2010) [-]
Nope, just named what I could think of off the top of my head, I actually have a lot more in it >.<
#28 - **KimJongIr rolls 400,947,323** If disivible by 3 I fap to goatse.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2010 on 25 funny roller coaster... +1
#41 - Bluemistake (05/29/2010) [-]
400947,323 divided by 3 is 133649107.6666666666666667
happy fapping
#29 - Oldjoe (05/29/2010) [-]
oh dude...
#30 - anonymous (05/29/2010) [-]
thats not divisible mind
#425 - Alright, where's your man card? It's being confiscated. 05/28/2010 on 10 Things Guys Want Girls... +1
#421 - I don't have much body hair, I've never been told to shave my legs ^-^ 05/28/2010 on 10 Things Guys Want Girls... +1
#198 - I also miss being able to beat the **** out of pe… 05/28/2010 on Bing's Childhood Memories 2 +1
#111 - O_O How bout just deal with the people commiting serious c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2010 on Hostage Negotiations in China 0
User avatar #114 - WhiteCrayon (05/28/2010) [-]
America is a easy target. Fat and dumbass people.
User avatar #131 - Cartouk (05/28/2010) [-]
Of course 51% of our fat and dumb adult population owns aleast one gun. your move fuckhead.
#197 - I miss bath toys... now I just beatbox in the shower to keep m… 05/28/2010 on Bing's Childhood Memories 2 +4

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User avatar #56 - KimJongIr (09/27/2010) [-]
Tried coming back, turns out FJ is still ghey.
Bai :3
User avatar #57 to #56 - nigthshadow (12/18/2010) [-]
yeah lol
#54 - sausagefingers **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
unce unce unce unce unce....
User avatar #55 to #54 - KimJongIr (07/26/2010) [-]
ecnu ecnu ecnu ecnu ecnu...
User avatar #51 - cmm (07/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #52 to #51 - KimJongIr (07/19/2010) [-]
What the **** bro.
Don't compare me to one of tho-those things. e.e
User avatar #53 to #52 - cmm (07/19/2010) [-]
lolk
#49 - bros **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
Lol. I just got blocked on that 'zix' chick's content. Did you?
User avatar #50 to #49 - KimJongIr (07/17/2010) [-]
Yep, I'm going in as anon ^.^
#43 - EmperorHirohito **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
Give me back my Korea!
I miss it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - KimJongIr (07/16/2010) [-]
Okay, you can have back.

When you kiss my big, fat, Asian ass you roser!
#45 to #44 - EmperorHirohito **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
You and your tricks!

This isn't over! I'm gonna send Godzirra on you!
User avatar #46 to #45 - KimJongIr (07/16/2010) [-]
Everyone know Gajjira onry attack Japan.
Your argument invarid.
#47 to #46 - EmperorHirohito **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
You win this time Kim Jong il!

Mark my words, this isn't over! Not be a rong shot!



User avatar #48 to #47 - KimJongIr (07/16/2010) [-]
I win every time, Mr.Emperor.

I'rr be ready for your next attempt to overthrow my rure of Best Korea.
#40 - AwesomeDinosaur **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
Hello
User avatar #41 to #40 - KimJongIr (07/16/2010) [-]
OHAI, when did you get here? ^.^
#42 to #41 - AwesomeDinosaur **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]
2 years ago....
User avatar #34 - gilgindor (07/11/2010) [-]
****** FAGGOT JEW COMMUNIST.
User avatar #37 to #34 - KimJongIr (07/11/2010) [-]
Stop saying your name in caps.
#32 - BringerOfDeath **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
nice plaace you got here
User avatar #33 to #32 - KimJongIr (07/09/2010) [-]
Thanks, it's not too big, kind of quaint. But it's homey. ^-^
User avatar #35 to #33 - gilgindor (07/11/2010) [-]
But its homo*
User avatar #36 to #35 - KimJongIr (07/11/2010) [-]
*I'm a homo.
User avatar #38 to #36 - gilgindor (07/11/2010) [-]
*Yes you are.
User avatar #39 to #38 - KimJongIr (07/11/2010) [-]
*Don't turn my **** on me.
>.>
User avatar #27 - LyssaVirus (07/06/2010) [-]
In the bay off the coast of the Tri-State Area, Floats a country for me, and me. It's new! It's bright! And it's founded on spite! And it's everything I dreamed it would be. Hail, hail Doofania!

:D
User avatar #28 to #27 - KimJongIr (07/06/2010) [-]
Doofania sounds like it could be part of the Dr.Seuss universe =O
User avatar #29 to #28 - LyssaVirus (07/06/2010) [-]
>.> Only of you believe it is.
User avatar #30 to #29 - KimJongIr (07/06/2010) [-]
YOU CAN DO IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE!
User avatar #31 to #30 - LyssaVirus (07/06/2010) [-]
DAMN SKIPPY!!!
#24 - anonymous (07/06/2010) [-]
Sup fag. hows it going?
User avatar #25 to #24 - KimJongIr (07/06/2010) [-]
"It" is going very well, my fine man.
#23 - sausagefingers **User deleted account** (07/05/2010) [-]
HARO HAW U DOOIN?
User avatar #26 to #23 - KimJongIr (07/06/2010) [-]
O HAI I DOING ******* FANTASTIC!
#21 - sausagefingers **User deleted account** (07/05/2010) [-]
Touche...
User avatar #22 to #21 - KimJongIr (07/05/2010) [-]
Coul'e =O
User avatar #10 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (06/10/2010) [-]
WHERE THE **** DID YOUR CONTENT GO
User avatar #13 to #10 - KimJongIr (06/10/2010) [-]
Des stole it, like a ****** .
Des, therefore, is a ****** .
User avatar #15 to #13 - blinkoneeightytwo (06/10/2010) [-]
HE IS BLACK BLACK IS HE
User avatar #16 to #15 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (06/11/2010) [-]
Black is Des, a ****** is he. No good piece of **** is he. Leave the website forever, he should.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (06/10/2010) [-]
Makes sense.
#8 - Failsaur **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
So... no content?
User avatar #11 to #8 - KimJongIr (06/10/2010) [-]
=(
User avatar #6 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (06/10/2010) [-]
**** just got real.
User avatar #7 to #6 - KimJongIr (06/10/2010) [-]
**** just got unbanned.
User avatar #9 to #7 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (06/10/2010) [-]
**** is surprising.
User avatar #5 - TheAmericadian (05/01/2010) [-]
A KOREN IN EDMONTON???!!
*GASP!!*

Canada FTW!!
#4 - anonymous (02/15/2010) [-]
Do you know how short you have to be to have a napoleonic complex in North Korea?
User avatar #1 - Mrdarkler (01/27/2010) [-]
cmon, you can do better then that
User avatar #2 to #1 - KimJongIr (01/27/2010) [-]
Yeah, I can easily do better tha-- wait.... what?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Mrdarkler (01/27/2010) [-]
*sigh*

I was doing a thread on the forum, and whoever got doubles got to decide what I posted on all my friends profile pages. I went to reply to someone and got doubles... thecrackfox made me post anyway...
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