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|#20 - And my first thought was "of course they give the car a c…||38 minutes ago on Fucking Amazing||0|
|#18 - it's not that we don't like the French (as in people from Fran…||09/07/2014 on Canada's Friends||0|
|#15 - He just told you, not all of them but a good majority just act… [+] (8 new replies)||09/07/2014 on Canada's Friends||+2|
#63 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck man, you don't even know. I'm Canadian and I just WISH we would let them succeed from our country, then declare war against them and blow the hell out of them like the pieces of shit and vermin they are. I hate them so fucking much and I'm not even sorry, eh.
#62 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
But even after things calmed down it still wasn't all happy-happy-joy-joy, as Quebec blamed the rest of CANADA for letting something like that happen and demanded that we allowed THEM to fix it their way so it never happens again. Whether out of desperation or out of a desire to just see what cock-fuckery they came up with (and boy did they ever) we allowed them to do just that, and what did they do? "BAN ENGLISH SHOPS!" "ENGLISH DON'T OWN ANYTHING!" "ENGLISH PROPERTY REMOVED FROM QUEBEC!" Holy fuck it was like Stalinist Russia and English people moved from Quebec in exodus. "But Captain!" you may call out. "I visited Quebec and it was really nice!" You know what? It is really nice. They do indeed have a wonderful culture and rich history, but let me guess. You went during a festival? Some celebration? Perhaps you even only visited the well touristed areas? Naturally, of course you did, want to know how I know? Because they will HATE you anywhere else. If you're not in one of the 'tourist' areas and you go around asking, in English, if they can help you find something, none of them will even talk to you. Oh, they know what you're saying, most of they speak English, they will just REFUSE to talk to someone they deem 'lower' than themselves.
And now we've come to today, where it is literally ILLEGAL to have so much as a SIGN in English in Quebec; and even NOW they're trying to fuck shit up. They're trying to become a sovereign country, completely detached from the rest of us as if it would defend their purity some way when, all in all, it would only drastically ruin the economy and ruin us in the eyes of the world (Perhaps why they basically said "We'll be a sovereign nation, but still share the same money, ya? Cheeky bastards). Oh, and what happens if you DON'T support this mind-set as a child of Quebec? You are branded a traitor to your own people and will be treated like you may as well be a rapist.
THAT is why Canada hates them.
#58 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
But is this enough? OF COURSE NOT! Why would it ever be for their special little selves? No, it's not enough that they already get more government seats and political parties than everyone else, they actually wanted special treatment to allow themselves more likely to WIN ELECTIONS! How wonderful. Of course this is where our country drew the line, and of course this is where Quebec through the biggest hissy-fit in the country's history. They did not win any elections (naturally. Wanna know what the premise of every one of their political parties were? "Quebec becomes a sovereign nation, gets reimbursed for all the evils it suffered at the hands of Canada, and Canada gets fuck all" (And these people were actually SURPRISED they lost and blamed it on everyone else, calling us Racists and Bigots)), and they also didn't get any special treatment, so they reacted the way mature adults do and created a fucking terrorist organization.
They blew up cars, they smashed English shops, assaulted English workers, set fire to English buildings, and even kidnapped and killed people. Everything they could to show how much 'better' they were than us. Our government reacted the way most governments would; it told the citizens of Quebec "Hey, you have terrorists running around, wanna help us apprehend them?" and Quebec just lifted a massive middle finger, laughed, and told us to do it ourselves. So we did. It was the only time in modern history where nearly an entire province came under lock-down, but it did; and we even had English officers march all throughout their streets (this is, of course, while all of them screamed "OPPRESSION!" "RACISM!" "BIGOTS!", because what could EVER incite us to act so harshly against them? It's not as if they refused to help and even supported this terrorist organization! Oh wait...)
Eventually it all calmed down, the terrorists were apprehended and the group disbanded.
#53 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
You wanna know? You really wanna know? Alright, I'll tell you.
So this little story begins all the way back before Canada was all friendly and shit. You know, when there were lots of Indians and killer bears around; I don't remember the exact year, but hey, who does? During these times the English and the French, both of which who immigrated to Canada, still didn't like eachother too much because of bad blood. So how do you settle disagreements like this? Easy, you kill eachother. The killing went on for some time until the English gained most of the areas, then Canada became a full-fledged country, and then the killing stopped. Everyone dropped their weapons and said "Hey, it's been a blast, but let's just agree to work together from now on so we don't get eaten by the bears".
Unfortunately for the English, the French still didn't like this agreement, and so they again did the only reasonable thing and lashed out against the rest of the country. They basically barricaded themselves into this tiny love-box of Quebec and developed their own unique culture and customs that they insisted were better than everyone else's (They considered original France too "Traditional" and the rest of the English to be absolute scumbags), and not only were they better, but they were SO much better that they insisted everyone else must recognize it. You know...
Special laws and customs just for Quebec.
Double the seats in government office relative to their province size.
Financial aid and bonuses.
All of this in order to protect their special-special french purity. That's just it, it's not that they consider their culture or history or language better, they considered THEMSELVES better, better than the rest of Canada, better than "The old French" (what they call France), as if their pure blooded wizards looking down on every single mud-blood they come across.
#28 - razzio (09/07/2014) [-]
quebecers are the worst.
They have their own set of laws, and they are trying to separate their province from canada.
Honestly though, I have no idea where the entire hate comes from. from experience most french canadians are super stuck up and think they are better than everyone though.
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