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kijajouteh

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#429 - You know you're a whole new kind of whore if you make and use … 03/02/2015 on Which FJ character class... 0
#17 - I'd be more concerned that a homeless man somehow got a sword … 03/02/2015 on Live in a video game +9
#423 - Name color check-in 03/01/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... 0
#21 - My parents bought me a snake, meaning their love for me knows … 02/26/2015 on your parents love 0
#56 - Steak and blowjobs day... Does not go together at all. … 02/25/2015 on The Burn Ward Episode 2 0
#228 - Okay, but as long as she's on the pill there basically is no c…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title +2
#238 - xalenes (02/22/2015) [-]
nope. Half the pills in a birth control packet are placebos to prevent overload of hormones. Plus if you miss one pill or dont take them exactly as there supposed to be taken, youve basically fucked up everything inside you. You can still get prego while on birth control but leads it to being a miscarriage.

Its so easy to take the wrong pill too. I mean just look How they label the packaging!
#260 - shadowsumbraremade (02/22/2015) [-]
There's so much wrong with what you said I don't even know where to begin.
>overload on hormones, half sugar pills
No, that's fucking stupid. The week of sugar pills is so that they can still have their period and still keep up the routine of taking the pills on time daily.
User avatar #231 - millernerd (02/22/2015) [-]
The pill can be very effective (but still not 100%) if people use it perfectly, but most of the time, people don't use it perfectly and don't trust that they do.
#215 - Pretty sure as long as she takes the pill you don't have to us…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title -2
User avatar #226 - xalenes (02/22/2015) [-]
STD'S. It doesnt matter if either person says their clean. They might not know they have one because a previous partner lied to them. Better Safe than sorry
User avatar #224 - millernerd (02/22/2015) [-]
There is still the problem of STDs (don't trust anyone with that), and some people prefer to use multiple forms of birth control because none is 100% effective.
User avatar #228 - kijajouteh (02/22/2015) [-]
Okay, but as long as she's on the pill there basically is no chance of pregnancy?
#238 - xalenes (02/22/2015) [-]
nope. Half the pills in a birth control packet are placebos to prevent overload of hormones. Plus if you miss one pill or dont take them exactly as there supposed to be taken, youve basically fucked up everything inside you. You can still get prego while on birth control but leads it to being a miscarriage.

Its so easy to take the wrong pill too. I mean just look How they label the packaging!
#260 - shadowsumbraremade (02/22/2015) [-]
There's so much wrong with what you said I don't even know where to begin.
>overload on hormones, half sugar pills
No, that's fucking stupid. The week of sugar pills is so that they can still have their period and still keep up the routine of taking the pills on time daily.
User avatar #231 - millernerd (02/22/2015) [-]
The pill can be very effective (but still not 100%) if people use it perfectly, but most of the time, people don't use it perfectly and don't trust that they do.
User avatar #221 - Devourer (02/22/2015) [-]
STD's.
User avatar #223 - satansferret (02/22/2015) [-]
STIs
#70 - Hating tumblr isn't cool anymore. Obligatory reference to 4cha… 02/20/2015 on Tom cat 0
#45 - chill *****  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Tom cat +2
#46 - zanshin (02/20/2015) [-]
neigh
User avatar #70 - kijajouteh (02/20/2015) [-]
Hating tumblr isn't cool anymore. Obligatory reference to 4chan reddit fml blah blah blah
#270 - Estonia has to highest number of drug related deaths in Europe! 02/20/2015 on Estonia for ya 0

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User avatar #27 - kijajouteh (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by kijajouteh
User avatar #88 - neppy ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
am twi
do u remember me
User avatar #89 to #88 - kijajouteh (01/07/2015) [-]
twi senpai~!

wat happen
User avatar #87 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
enjoy life without a gf fagt
User avatar #82 - majormayor (12/29/2014) [-]
Do you still complain about choirs?
User avatar #83 to #82 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
What.
User avatar #84 to #83 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #85 to #84 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you get this number?
User avatar #86 to #85 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember.
#81 - mahittamane (09/25/2014) [-]
nieka u wan slang dem thangs mane dippin on oppz fool
User avatar #80 - tranquilizer ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #70 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Once upon a time there was a carrot named Ron.
He had all the fun up in his three house.
He shared a room with a squirrel named Mr. Febbles.
They were the bestest of friends.
One saturday, the two decided to go bowling together.
While Ron was choosing himself a bowling ball, Mr. Febbles was getting them some beverages.
On the way back to the bowling alley Mr. Febbles slipped and hit his head, losing consciousness.
After waiting for half an hour, Ron decided to go look for Mr. Febbles.
He found Mr. Febbles raped, with multiple broken bones, lying in the gutter.
Ron cried for months and ended his life by crashing a truck at a kindergarten.

R.I.P in peace Ron 1992-2014
User avatar #71 to #70 - kijajouteh (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #72 to #71 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
btw
wat hapend to twi
User avatar #73 to #72 - kijajouteh (07/27/2014) [-]
ded
User avatar #76 to #73 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
No alt account?
User avatar #79 to #78 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
aw
User avatar #77 to #76 - kijajouteh (07/28/2014) [-]
twiface, but it hasn't been active.
User avatar #65 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #66 to #65 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
#62 to #61 - kijajouteh ONLINE (06/14/2014)
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #67 to #66 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
can i trade for them then?
User avatar #68 to #67 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
I actually don't really play anymore, just take them.
User avatar #69 to #68 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
wow tanks
User avatar #63 - archmagestudios ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
nerd
User avatar #64 to #63 - kijajouteh (07/12/2014) [-]
>TFW
User avatar #61 - partially (06/14/2014) [-]
Hello can i buy some of your items and points?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kijajouteh (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #59 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #60 to #59 - kijajouteh (06/03/2014) [-]
>tranquilgazer
User avatar #58 - youhei (05/18/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #57 - aczzoh ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
wanna **** ?
#56 - ashedust (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - itsthetie (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - teoyuppie (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey, you dropped this on your way out.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kijajouteh (05/16/2014) [-]
Thanks. I was going to give it to teoyuppie.
User avatar #48 - tranquilizer ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
explehn naem
User avatar #49 to #48 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #50 to #49 - tranquilizer ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
I keep thinking it's that unit that measures force
User avatar #51 to #50 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
A kijajouteh...?
User avatar #52 to #51 - tranquilizer ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
No
but at first it seemed like a unit
I kept mixing j's with l's and stuff
It's a finnish term, I don't know how it translates
But it looks similiar on paper
User avatar #39 to #38 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
I liek it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
your not bongldr
User avatar #43 to #42 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Hey.

Check the comments on your profile.

I may have some valuable information.
#45 to #43 - bongldr (05/01/2014) [-]
what comment
User avatar #46 to #45 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
The most recent one I left.
User avatar #32 - syrianassassin (04/22/2014) [-]
MAN!
User avatar #28 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
hey, thanks for the add
User avatar #29 to #28 - kijajouteh (04/17/2014) [-]
np bb
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