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#1649 - I was actually gonna use it for his comment, but since you had… 5 hours ago on The new Potato +1
#1642 - I can't tell if this guy is a troll yet (I'm pretty sure he's … 5 hours ago on The new Potato 0
#1636 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on The new Potato +1
#1645 - baneofponies (5 hours ago) [-]
Like this guy is so random. I don't even think that is a real threat.

I'll actually have to look into this, because his paragraph was fucking hilarious.
User avatar #1649 - KeyserSoze (5 hours ago) [-]
I was actually gonna use it for his comment, but since you had mocked it I figured I would just use it for yours.
#1616 - Hey funnyjunk, you and 4chain have two weeks to shut down your…  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on The new Potato +5
#1620 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

Pic of me in Afghan
User avatar #1698 - hqbattery (4 hours ago) [-]
Haha you look like a fucking boot! POG ass motherfucker!
#1643 - dudeperson (5 hours ago) [-]
#1633 - jtijerinaz (5 hours ago) [-]
tldr
#1630 - baneofponies (5 hours ago) [-]

You think tough? Stuff faggot are you? Bitch, I shoot them up. Night and everyday flies dropping. They do. Don't bite hand. Feeds you my hand. I'll fuck, you die, up. You're dead fucking boyo. I bitch your a faggot. You crying going to now? Don't fuck me, bitch you up. Cuntass nigga licking shit bag, Your mom is. Shit on your chest and you'll be in your pants.

Pic of me shitting out 300 confirmations.
#1636 - KeyserSoze (5 hours ago) [-]
#1645 - baneofponies (5 hours ago) [-]
Like this guy is so random. I don't even think that is a real threat.

I'll actually have to look into this, because his paragraph was fucking hilarious.
User avatar #1649 - KeyserSoze (5 hours ago) [-]
I was actually gonna use it for his comment, but since you had mocked it I figured I would just use it for yours.
#436 - Well it says "Polizei" on the car so it would actual… 05/26/2012 on Growing Up +1
#114 - Someone asked for a medium and I gave him a large.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on /b/ +95
#272 - PsychoBrains (05/24/2012) [-]
#365 - I'm almost a little surprised it wasn't obvious enough that yo… 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ +3
#355 - Christ stop pushing your Godlessness on us, holy shit let me b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ +18
#362 - ihavenoimagination Comment deleted by KeyserSoze
User avatar #365 - KeyserSoze (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm almost a little surprised it wasn't obvious enough that you weren't sure.
#86 - Oh wait I just remembered, I do make 9/11 jokes sometimes, my bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on I hate it when this happens +1
User avatar #87 - haaaxderp (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh, okay, it seems we're on the same plane when it comes to 9/11 arguments.
#81 - I dunno about the rest of you, but I feel comfortable making H…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2012 on I hate it when this happens +1
User avatar #85 - haaaxderp (05/24/2012) [-]
Similar story with me, I'm a half Israeli Jew, born in the US, living 25 miles from NYC, so I feel comfortable making both.
User avatar #86 - KeyserSoze (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh wait I just remembered, I do make 9/11 jokes sometimes, my bad.
User avatar #87 - haaaxderp (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh, okay, it seems we're on the same plane when it comes to 9/11 arguments.
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User avatar #4 - anonemous (11/06/2010) [-]
excellent name! that was a great movie!
User avatar #5 to #4 - KeyserSoze (11/06/2010) [-]
why thank you, one of my favorites
User avatar #1 - APromiseOfCandy (06/28/2010) [-]
Ey! your user name is a cheat out of warcraft III. amirite?
User avatar #2 to #1 - KeyserSoze (06/29/2010) [-]
possibly - it's from an old movie called "The Usual Suspects."
User avatar #3 to #2 - APromiseOfCandy (07/02/2010) [-]
ah, well it is anyways :V
 
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