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Kelthuzar

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/30/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#12834
Highest Comment Rank:#11539
Comment Thumbs: 337 total,  553 ,  216
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 131 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:211
FJ Points:327

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#563 - **Kelthuzar used "*roll rpg name*"** **Kelthuzar rolls Nelos** 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#397 - **Kelthuzar used "*roll cis privilege*"** **Kelthuzar rolls… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#78 - Sleep tight, Pizza. 12/13/2014 on sleep tight pizza +1
#26 - Absorb bad luck >absorb all of the bad luck from one of…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Thinking these up is fun. +17
User avatar #29 - scopepp (11/20/2014) [-]
Super slow-mo
>slow down mind
>think ultra fast
*top 12 useless superpowers
User avatar #30 - nintendolover (11/20/2014) [-]
Invisibility in the dark
>remain undetected by night vision
*top 11 useless superpowers
#34 - viralxenomorph (11/20/2014) [-]
Turn into a laptop forever
>Become good at programming
>Connect to cloud
>exponentilay increase intelligence as your conciousness shifts
through the interwebz
*top 10 useless superpowers
#40 - darkeco (11/20/2014) [-]
**darkeco rolled image** thought you were gonna say leak all the celebrity nudes once you connect to the cloud.
User avatar #36 - senoldlx (11/20/2014) [-]
Invisibility in the dark
>wait till it's dark outside
>rob anything you want
>spy on anyone you want
*top 9 useless superpowers
User avatar #37 - senoldlx (11/20/2014) [-]
trash detection
>detect bottles which have deposit
>infinite cash
'top 8 useless superpowers
User avatar #39 - darkeco (11/20/2014) [-]
1 second strength
>rely on only pushing and puncching things
>dont pick up cars
*top 7 useless superpowers
User avatar #55 - puut (11/20/2014) [-]
Instant Hair Loss
>Bet people that you can control when to lose hair
>Win bet
>Wait for hair to grow back
>Profit
top 6 useless superpowers*
User avatar #60 - thefates (11/20/2014) [-]
It's actually still top 7 because senoldlx repeated a power.
User avatar #113 - senoldlx (11/21/2014) [-]
dayum
User avatar #97 - broale (11/21/2014) [-]
top 8. darkeco did also.
User avatar #98 - thefates (11/21/2014) [-]
Not on this comment chain.
User avatar #100 - broale (11/21/2014) [-]
I quote angelicdemon
"Walking around in a warzone some fuck tries to cut you open 1 second super-strength punch into the jaw, neck snaps back dies instantly maybe does a backflip maybe goes flying.

*Top 17 useless superpowers."
User avatar #101 - thefates (11/21/2014) [-]
Ah. I missed it because it wasn't at the beginning of his comment.
User avatar #61 - puut (11/20/2014) [-]
What a Shnolk.
#24 - >Control remote control >It does not specify or limi…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Thinking these up is fun. +21
User avatar #26 - Kelthuzar (11/20/2014) [-]
Absorb bad luck
>absorb all of the bad luck from one of your friends
>conduct a test to find out of luck absorb has a duration, and if it does, simply wait it out for the effect to ran of in a "relatively safe" environment
Either way
>your friend becomes supper lucky
>he plays the lottery, gambles or w/e
>wins?
User avatar #29 - scopepp (11/20/2014) [-]
Super slow-mo
>slow down mind
>think ultra fast
*top 12 useless superpowers
User avatar #30 - nintendolover (11/20/2014) [-]
Invisibility in the dark
>remain undetected by night vision
*top 11 useless superpowers
#34 - viralxenomorph (11/20/2014) [-]
Turn into a laptop forever
>Become good at programming
>Connect to cloud
>exponentilay increase intelligence as your conciousness shifts
through the interwebz
*top 10 useless superpowers
#40 - darkeco (11/20/2014) [-]
**darkeco rolled image** thought you were gonna say leak all the celebrity nudes once you connect to the cloud.
User avatar #36 - senoldlx (11/20/2014) [-]
Invisibility in the dark
>wait till it's dark outside
>rob anything you want
>spy on anyone you want
*top 9 useless superpowers
User avatar #37 - senoldlx (11/20/2014) [-]
trash detection
>detect bottles which have deposit
>infinite cash
'top 8 useless superpowers
User avatar #39 - darkeco (11/20/2014) [-]
1 second strength
>rely on only pushing and puncching things
>dont pick up cars
*top 7 useless superpowers
User avatar #55 - puut (11/20/2014) [-]
Instant Hair Loss
>Bet people that you can control when to lose hair
>Win bet
>Wait for hair to grow back
>Profit
top 6 useless superpowers*
User avatar #60 - thefates (11/20/2014) [-]
It's actually still top 7 because senoldlx repeated a power.
User avatar #113 - senoldlx (11/21/2014) [-]
dayum
User avatar #97 - broale (11/21/2014) [-]
top 8. darkeco did also.
User avatar #98 - thefates (11/21/2014) [-]
Not on this comment chain.
User avatar #100 - broale (11/21/2014) [-]
I quote angelicdemon
"Walking around in a warzone some fuck tries to cut you open 1 second super-strength punch into the jaw, neck snaps back dies instantly maybe does a backflip maybe goes flying.

*Top 17 useless superpowers."
User avatar #101 - thefates (11/21/2014) [-]
Ah. I missed it because it wasn't at the beginning of his comment.
User avatar #61 - puut (11/20/2014) [-]
What a Shnolk.
#2 - Frontpage... now  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on "Funnyjunk2" 0
#3 - thwasam (11/08/2014) [-]
Dude like hard
#47 - Actually it's Bulgarians, don't compare us to those Cykas, sheesh  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Read Desc +1
#51 - ghostninjaguy (11/05/2014) [-]
My mistake my good sir, have this as an apology
User avatar #57 - killerturd (11/05/2014) [-]
sause?
User avatar #58 - ghostninjaguy (11/05/2014) [-]
I found it on a dance thread, you can actuallly drag stuff into google images and find the sources now
#9 - **** YES CHROMOSOMES 09/29/2014 on any takers? +12
#437 - **Kelthuzar rolled image ** 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ 0
#254 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Choose perk, Choose power +1
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