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Keleth

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#246 - if guns are outlawed i will be robbing people. no one will st… 09/16/2014 on John 1/O'reily 0 +1
#24 - 21 here and i cried like a child 09/13/2014 on Them Feels 0
#118 - they attacked him from behind, and you REALLY wanna pull a gun…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
User avatar #145 - nachobeldavid (09/06/2014) [-]
I live in North Omaha, so I'm a little more salty than the vics
User avatar #143 - nachobeldavid (09/06/2014) [-]
They only attack when they think they can win. I could have pulled my 45 from my pants and shot, at least, two. Center mass.
User avatar #141 - nachobeldavid (09/06/2014) [-]
If any of them nig-nogs had a gun, it would have been in their faces. Blast one, the rest will scatter.
#115 - what does that have to do with this video at all  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
User avatar #118 - Keleth (09/06/2014) [-]
they attacked him from behind, and you REALLY wanna pull a gun out on multiple black faggots who attacked for seemingly no reason. good way to end up very dead. pick your battles.
User avatar #145 - nachobeldavid (09/06/2014) [-]
I live in North Omaha, so I'm a little more salty than the vics
User avatar #143 - nachobeldavid (09/06/2014) [-]
They only attack when they think they can win. I could have pulled my 45 from my pants and shot, at least, two. Center mass.
User avatar #141 - nachobeldavid (09/06/2014) [-]
If any of them nig-nogs had a gun, it would have been in their faces. Blast one, the rest will scatter.
#220 - what makes them sexual? because you put one inside the other f… 09/06/2014 on Double standards. It's... +1
#87 - morbidly obese=welfare. its disability. i have no pr… 09/06/2014 on coming from a morbidly... 0
#28 - i do agree with anon's point a bit. i don't appreciate paying…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on coming from a morbidly... +2
User avatar #58 - tittylovin (09/05/2014) [-]
why does fat = welfare in your mind?
User avatar #87 - Keleth (09/06/2014) [-]
morbidly obese=welfare. its disability.

i have no problem with extra weight. my girlfriend is about 40 pounds over the "ideal" but its no health concern really. she is still very able bodied.

extremely over weight people who say "oh i can't work i have a bad knee" no shit.
#93 - it was very odd. Official Autopsy:All rifle rounds o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#112 - Common Pepe (08/29/2014) [-]
plus the police officer caught in the woods behind a school whose from a few counties over wearing a black outfit and no excuse to be there. and the circumstances of the shooter shooting himself in the back of the head to commit suicide (what? why would he do that) as well as other clues that make a lot of people suspect a second shooter
#62 - **Keleth rolls 10** 08/28/2014 on The American Education System -1
#104 - "paranoid"? not many gun owners are paranoid. ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Canada +2
#127 - Common Pepe (08/23/2014) [-]
i think the original poster is right. To me (i know its my opinion man) you either really like guns or are worried enough (read paranoid) to bring a gun in the house despite the chances of death or injury being increased by doing so.

I think yuo are number 2 even though you cant/wont see it.
#85 - but comanche is such a pussy wetter. and if the chick aint he…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on headline +1
#86 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
They're pretty hard to find though. I've browsed my local classifieds daily for the past 3 years and I've only seen 2, one being a 2WD one.
#83 - >Ranger >do just fine offroad gravel doesn't count  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on headline 0
#84 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
>Big tires
>SWB truck

As far as an IFS truck goes, it's sized right. Slap a locker on the rear and you can do anything but rock crawl without too much trouble. Again, as far as a truck goes. Obviously it's not going to be able to go the same places as a solid axle jeep can, but even then if you're not in the right jeep you might not be any better off.
User avatar #85 - Keleth (08/06/2014) [-]
but comanche is such a pussy wetter. and if the chick aint heard of it, she isn't worth your time
#86 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
They're pretty hard to find though. I've browsed my local classifieds daily for the past 3 years and I've only seen 2, one being a 2WD one.
#80 - well everyone else has had responses to that. if he wants to …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on headline +1
#81 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
He's asking for emotional confirmation that his car isn't embarrassing. I really don't see the connection between the original comment, "tell me what they think of it", and your response to say "buy a jeep".

Additionally, everyone and their mom has a lift on their truck. And most people don't ever take it in anything more than grass. Even still, a Ranger will do just fine offroad, and it seems like he probably isn't in the market for a different car since he chose to replace the tailgate with a net instead of pay to fix the tailgate (see comment #16)
User avatar #83 - Keleth (08/06/2014) [-]
>Ranger
>do just fine offroad

gravel doesn't count
#84 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
>Big tires
>SWB truck

As far as an IFS truck goes, it's sized right. Slap a locker on the rear and you can do anything but rock crawl without too much trouble. Again, as far as a truck goes. Obviously it's not going to be able to go the same places as a solid axle jeep can, but even then if you're not in the right jeep you might not be any better off.
User avatar #85 - Keleth (08/06/2014) [-]
but comanche is such a pussy wetter. and if the chick aint heard of it, she isn't worth your time
#86 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
They're pretty hard to find though. I've browsed my local classifieds daily for the past 3 years and I've only seen 2, one being a 2WD one.
#34 - if you like trucks with lifts, buy a Jeep Comanche. they are …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/05/2014 on headline 0
User avatar #82 - mymommasallama (08/06/2014) [-]
thats why i said make sure you know someone with or have a wench on the truck just in case. obviously just barely making it is the best part.
#53 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm really not sure that's an appropriate response to his question.
User avatar #80 - Keleth (08/05/2014) [-]
well everyone else has had responses to that. if he wants to work on his own stuff jeep is very easy to maintenance. keep up to date with your basic shit on the engine and it will run past 300k easy. considering he has a lift, id imagine he does some offroading which jeeps excel at. at least the 4.0 with the high output cam (basically pre 2006 or whatever, after that they are shit)
#81 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
He's asking for emotional confirmation that his car isn't embarrassing. I really don't see the connection between the original comment, "tell me what they think of it", and your response to say "buy a jeep".

Additionally, everyone and their mom has a lift on their truck. And most people don't ever take it in anything more than grass. Even still, a Ranger will do just fine offroad, and it seems like he probably isn't in the market for a different car since he chose to replace the tailgate with a net instead of pay to fix the tailgate (see comment #16)
User avatar #83 - Keleth (08/06/2014) [-]
>Ranger
>do just fine offroad

gravel doesn't count
#84 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
>Big tires
>SWB truck

As far as an IFS truck goes, it's sized right. Slap a locker on the rear and you can do anything but rock crawl without too much trouble. Again, as far as a truck goes. Obviously it's not going to be able to go the same places as a solid axle jeep can, but even then if you're not in the right jeep you might not be any better off.
User avatar #85 - Keleth (08/06/2014) [-]
but comanche is such a pussy wetter. and if the chick aint heard of it, she isn't worth your time
#86 - apurpleliger (08/06/2014) [-]
They're pretty hard to find though. I've browsed my local classifieds daily for the past 3 years and I've only seen 2, one being a 2WD one.
#15 - for those interested it's from the movie "the raid 2"… 07/24/2014 on Cool trick bro +3
#7 - **** ...my name is kyle and i drive a lifted jeep cherok… 07/23/2014 on get naked 0
#9 - and uncouth 07/20/2014 on Retail Pick-Up Lines 0
#49 - AKA latency, or the time it takes for information to pass from… 07/17/2014 on Lag +2
#92 - did he intend to kill? no? then its not homocide, thats man slaughter.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #8 0
User avatar #145 - altairibnlaahad (07/15/2014) [-]
It's also called vehicular manslaughter.

"In general, it involves death that results from the negligent operation of a vehicle, or more so a result from driving while committing an unlawful act that does not amount to a felony."
#19 - wait wait wait....4 years in prison for driving the SUV to hel…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #8 +1
User avatar #33 - altairibnlaahad (07/15/2014) [-]
He was convicted of vehicular homicide, which by definition, is exactly what he committed.
User avatar #92 - Keleth (07/15/2014) [-]
did he intend to kill? no? then its not homocide, thats man slaughter.
User avatar #145 - altairibnlaahad (07/15/2014) [-]
It's also called vehicular manslaughter.

"In general, it involves death that results from the negligent operation of a vehicle, or more so a result from driving while committing an unlawful act that does not amount to a felony."
User avatar #21 - infinitereaper (07/15/2014) [-]
I totally agree, his friend got boned like the kid was not responsible for his own actions whatsoever, it's bulldigestive end product. They just wanted someone to go down for it. The father is a dumb intense bodylove too, he was like "lol my sons love of Jackass has nothing to do with it, I wish his friend got more prison time". Eh, they are all dumbintense bodyloves personally
User avatar #22 - infinitereaper (07/15/2014) [-]
Not the mom though, she said "he shouldn't have put himself in that situation" and she was right.
#77 - personally i would rather fire a 454 Casull then the .410. yo… 07/13/2014 on patriot blood surging with... 0
#281 - but there are "hunting shotguns" and "pistol gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Thanks Amazon 0
#283 - pebar (07/10/2014) [-]
If you say "sporting rifle," people will usually get what you're talking about.
Having a pistol grip is just that: it's a grip. It's something that you hold on to and nothing more. You can have pump action shotguns with or without a grip. Likewise you can have semi-auto shotguns with or without a grip.

These "high capacity" rifles are actually used all the time in hunting, especially ranching and killing off coyotes because they are vermin.
Wood stocks are actually inferior to synthetic stocks because they are more prone damage from the weather. But wood stocks are usually cheap and people also think it's a classic look.
But stocks have almost nothing to do with function. For example, the rifle shown has a magazine capacity of 30 rounds and is semi-automatic. It operates pretty much identically to the AR-15.


Function is everything. Having a pistol grip or a synthetic stock is just convenient.
#280 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on Thanks Amazon 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Thanks Amazon -26
#96 - apurpleliger (07/10/2014) [-]
Or, OR, we could just call them by the name of the specific rifle so that there's not misunderstanding at all.
#280 - Keleth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #18 - meganinja (07/10/2014) [-]
Why do you need a different name for it? If it meant a bolt action rifle, it would have said a bolt action rifle. That's not semi automatic. A semi automatic rifle cannot by definition be an assault rifle. Revolvers and pistols have a significant functional difference, so that's why they have two distinctive names.
#152 - Common Pepe (07/10/2014) [-]
all revolvers are pistols but not all pistols are revolvers
User avatar #188 - meganinja (07/10/2014) [-]
Revolvers are not pistols, they are hand guns.
#14 - pebar (07/10/2014) [-]
there's semi-automatic rifles and there's bolt action rifles
that's basically the same difference between pistols and revolvers
User avatar #281 - Keleth (07/10/2014) [-]
but there are "hunting shotguns" and "pistol grip only shotgun" and they both have a very different purpose. why don't semi-auto rifles get a nickname? you go to the gunstore and ask for either of those shotguns, it pretty much narrows it down
semi-automatic rifle is SUCH a broad term.

perhaps im not very good at explaining, but do you get where im coming from? the rifles im referring to in comparison to the first rifle in your picture are high capacity and aren't intended on ever being brought back to a wood stock/body system. i feel like i shouln't have to ramble on so much to try to justify such a simple idea that i thought about for all of 10 seconds when i posted it :/
#283 - pebar (07/10/2014) [-]
If you say "sporting rifle," people will usually get what you're talking about.
Having a pistol grip is just that: it's a grip. It's something that you hold on to and nothing more. You can have pump action shotguns with or without a grip. Likewise you can have semi-auto shotguns with or without a grip.

These "high capacity" rifles are actually used all the time in hunting, especially ranching and killing off coyotes because they are vermin.
Wood stocks are actually inferior to synthetic stocks because they are more prone damage from the weather. But wood stocks are usually cheap and people also think it's a classic look.
But stocks have almost nothing to do with function. For example, the rifle shown has a magazine capacity of 30 rounds and is semi-automatic. It operates pretty much identically to the AR-15.


Function is everything. Having a pistol grip or a synthetic stock is just convenient.
#40 - harley sucks  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on motortje +1
User avatar #79 - puppyfood (07/05/2014) [-]
So does your sister, but we don't judge her.

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