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Video Games Played: League of Legends, Call of Duty, Madden,Farcry 3
Interests: Metal, Gaming, Talking to people
Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:Utah
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#70 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Karfeyenta's profile 0
#71 - Karfeyenta (02/23/2013) [-]
#72 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
#32 - ahh but wouldnt that be beastiality ? ZING haha 02/23/2013 on All of her want -1
#30 - hahha no worries, glad we cleared this up and yes i do think s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on All of her want -1
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User avatar #32 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
ahh but wouldnt that be beastiality ? ZING haha
#28 - i didnt expect this to be a big deal , you said "am i the…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2013 on All of her want -1
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User avatar #30 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
hahha no worries, glad we cleared this up and yes i do think she looks rather horsish
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User avatar #32 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
ahh but wouldnt that be beastiality ? ZING haha
#25 - well to avoid typing a paragraph you wont read , its essential…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2013 on All of her want -1
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User avatar #28 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
i didnt expect this to be a big deal , you said "am i the only one" and by the Copernican principle you arent thats all i was meaning haha
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User avatar #30 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
hahha no worries, glad we cleared this up and yes i do think she looks rather horsish
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User avatar #32 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
ahh but wouldnt that be beastiality ? ZING haha
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#22 - youre the copernican principle  [+] (9 new replies) 02/23/2013 on All of her want -1
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User avatar #25 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
well to avoid typing a paragraph you wont read , its essentially means you arent special and arent the only one thinking or doing a similar action/thought at any one time.
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User avatar #28 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
i didnt expect this to be a big deal , you said "am i the only one" and by the Copernican principle you arent thats all i was meaning haha
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User avatar #30 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
hahha no worries, glad we cleared this up and yes i do think she looks rather horsish
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User avatar #32 - Kelech (02/23/2013) [-]
ahh but wouldnt that be beastiality ? ZING haha
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#3 - Lookin gorgeous!!! lovin those eyes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Meeeeeeee 0
#4 - meowwbhagwandas (02/08/2013) [-]
Why thank you hehe
#1723 - hahah oh magical fairy princess is being a trickster 02/05/2013 on Kelech's profile 0
#190 - not really im just really confused  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on harrypotterisepic's profile 0
User avatar #191 - kievaughnb (01/27/2013) [-]
Ha.
#2644 - Sean are you trying to tell us youre a flaming fa-wait no vulagarity 01/26/2013 on seanessytheking's profile 0
#1721 - ya thatll be good but its not looking good  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Kelech's profile 0
#1722 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2013) [-]
I still haven't received anything. But now my E-mail is being spammed with all kinds of porn so it looks like I have to make a new of of that too. FML
User avatar #1723 - Kelech (02/05/2013) [-]
hahah oh magical fairy princess is being a trickster
#1 - here have this picture miss albert haha 01/25/2013 on skinnyalbert's profile 0
#1719 - aww that really sucks well i hope you dont have to recreate bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Kelech's profile 0
#1720 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2013) [-]
I hope I don't either. I don't want to be the new kid all over.again but I still haven't heard back so I'm starting to worry I might have to make another. :/ I'll give it a week.
User avatar #1721 - Kelech (01/25/2013) [-]
ya thatll be good but its not looking good
#1722 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2013) [-]
I still haven't received anything. But now my E-mail is being spammed with all kinds of porn so it looks like I have to make a new of of that too. FML
User avatar #1723 - Kelech (02/05/2013) [-]
hahah oh magical fairy princess is being a trickster
#1717 - okay thanks for letting me know  [+] (6 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Kelech's profile 0
#1718 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/23/2013) [-]
I sent a letter to them about it but no word back
User avatar #1719 - Kelech (01/24/2013) [-]
aww that really sucks well i hope you dont have to recreate but if you do you know where i am
#1720 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2013) [-]
I hope I don't either. I don't want to be the new kid all over.again but I still haven't heard back so I'm starting to worry I might have to make another. :/ I'll give it a week.
User avatar #1721 - Kelech (01/25/2013) [-]
ya thatll be good but its not looking good
#1722 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2013) [-]
I still haven't received anything. But now my E-mail is being spammed with all kinds of porn so it looks like I have to make a new of of that too. FML
User avatar #1723 - Kelech (02/05/2013) [-]
hahah oh magical fairy princess is being a trickster
#9 - grr how are you so ******* adorable ? yet so sexy 01/21/2013 on New and Blue 0
#1 - wow this is some horrid quality 01/09/2013 on new pic 0
#40 - i dont remember why i deleted ya 01/08/2013 on funnehgal's profile 0
#8 - did you know im not reading that because 1. im ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2013 on RG3 stahp -1
#11 - jacksonguitarist (01/07/2013) [-]
It was actually pretty funny, I'd read it.
#9 - deezknuts (01/07/2013) [-]
it was mostly just sarcastic ranting about andrew luck

1. because im a colts fan and he's jesus
2. because football
3. because reasons
#5 - i liked him to untill he went to my mortal enemy and started b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on RG3 stahp 0
User avatar #6 - fuckberries (01/07/2013) [-]
I never thought he was a douche. Now Tim Tebow, there's a douche.
#2 - i laughed hysterically at this point yelling " NOT SO EAS…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2013 on RG3 stahp -1
#7 - deezknuts (01/07/2013) [-]
he's really not that arrogant. he's actually kind of a good guy greg, he just wants publicity so that he could give the redskins hope and ensure that his team will trust him more. His work ethic is a lot different than that of Cam Newton. When Cam Newton loses, he gets all pissy and cries like a bitch because Cam Newton has ego issues. When RG3 loses, he just sucks it up and sometimes wins 7 straight to get his team into the playoffs (usually a good way to handle things)


< now this asshole is a different story. coming into a city that desparately needed a quarterback, being really good and rallying a young team to play to their best ability and overcome the obstacles brought about by their head coach's leukemia, and the ENTIRE time he never once claims any credit for a 11-5 season. He even compliments the defense and blames himself for the mistakes the team makes (even though most of the problem with the colts are clearly because we have the shittiest goddamn offensive line in the history of sports). Even when his team loses he maintains the composure and maturity of a veteran quarterback. He is a modest piece of shit that will no doubt break all kinds of records during his time in the league (and he'll probably be a big enough asshole to say "it's all because of the great organization that we have and the support that our team has been given throughout the years")

Fuck, i bet he even thinks that he "has room for improvement"

like he could get any better...

what a dick
#8 - Kelech (01/07/2013) [-]
did you know im not reading that because
1. im fucking lazy
2. i just dont give a fuck about your opinion
#11 - jacksonguitarist (01/07/2013) [-]
It was actually pretty funny, I'd read it.
#9 - deezknuts (01/07/2013) [-]
it was mostly just sarcastic ranting about andrew luck

1. because im a colts fan and he's jesus
2. because football
3. because reasons
User avatar #4 - fuckberries (01/07/2013) [-]
I like RG3, I was rooting for him and the Redskins this year. But I was also rooting for the Seahawks.. I was so confused who I wanted to win this game.
User avatar #5 - Kelech (01/07/2013) [-]
i liked him to untill he went to my mortal enemy and started being a douche
User avatar #6 - fuckberries (01/07/2013) [-]
I never thought he was a douche. Now Tim Tebow, there's a douche.
#7 - ahh nice sounds interesting  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on xmas eve 0
User avatar #8 - ahnoneemuhs (12/26/2012) [-]
it is haha very different
#22 - Picture 12/26/2012 on Post in comments +1
#20 - well dang im definitely not an artist  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Post in comments +1
#21 - Karfeyenta (12/26/2012) [-]
#22 - Kelech (12/26/2012) [-]
#5 - ahh nice your makin ice cream arent ya? or workin in a shop?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2012 on xmas eve 0
User avatar #6 - ahnoneemuhs (12/26/2012) [-]
nooo i have a new job haha I work at Vons! Which if you don't know, it's a grocery store lol i work in the deli
User avatar #7 - Kelech (12/26/2012) [-]
ahh nice sounds interesting
User avatar #8 - ahnoneemuhs (12/26/2012) [-]
it is haha very different
#3 - youre mighty welcome , so whats up? long time no see  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2012 on xmas eve 0
User avatar #4 - ahnoneemuhs (12/26/2012) [-]
nothing much lol i have a job
User avatar #5 - Kelech (12/26/2012) [-]
ahh nice your makin ice cream arent ya? or workin in a shop?
User avatar #6 - ahnoneemuhs (12/26/2012) [-]
nooo i have a new job haha I work at Vons! Which if you don't know, it's a grocery store lol i work in the deli
User avatar #7 - Kelech (12/26/2012) [-]
ahh nice sounds interesting
User avatar #8 - ahnoneemuhs (12/26/2012) [-]
it is haha very different
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#1780 - Kelech (06/05/2014) [-]
**Kelech rolled image**
User avatar #1778 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Why the friend request?
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - Kelech (05/19/2014) [-]
because im lookin for new people to talk to and chill with since no one i used to know is on here any more it seems like so it is time to make new friends.
#1770 - kinda (07/18/2013) [-]
It's been forever!
#1771 to #1770 - Kelech (07/18/2013) [-]
i know right !!! how you been?
i know right !!! how you been?
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - kinda (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh gawd it's been hell the last week!
I don't know if you missed it, but I asked people to help me with something and I got 26 people to help.
Now like 300 guys are PMing me swearing they earned a camshow too when I know who earned it!
On top of all that some faggot on Amazon shipped me a broken cam and is saying he won't replace it as it was brand new.
So not only are 300+ fat ogre ******* trying to get in on a camshow, I have to come up with the money to buy a new damned cam so I can keep up my end of the deal with my 26 buddies!

What about you
#1782 to #1772 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
>300 guys

>Ugly and fat.

Totally legit.
User avatar #1773 to #1772 - Kelech (07/19/2013) [-]
awww that sucks and ya freeloadin people XD hehehehe and i hope you get a new one soon youre awesome and hehehe fat orgres XD
im well just working gonna go to college later on hehhe movin an whatnot
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - kinda (07/19/2013) [-]
Awesome! What college you gonna go to?

Also, the thing ppl did earned me money, so I spent the $50 I made on that on this awesome webcam and the ****** was broken!

Now all I have to do is scrape together $15 for a crappier cam so I can do this show + post in **** more ;)

sounds like your busy!

User avatar #1775 to #1774 - Kelech (07/19/2013) [-]
that ITT tech for cybersecurity heheh
AWWW That sucks really bad im sorry and well that would work and theyll have to deal ehhehe
and oh yes gotta keep busyya know?
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - kinda (07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds awesome!
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - Kelech (07/19/2013) [-]
oh it is hehhe
hope life is treating the kindareally well hehehe
User avatar #1732 - ghettograndpa (05/23/2013) [-]
Mordekaiser top with Ignite/Barrier

Who needs escapes anyway, I'm killing everything that runs towards me
User avatar #1733 to #1732 - Kelech (05/25/2013) [-]
yes ill have to try that hehehe sounds awesome hehehei love it
User avatar #1726 - ghettograndpa (03/22/2013) [-]
Teemo's blind blinds Elise's spiderlings if you blind Elise


TEMU ES #1 HUEUEHUEhEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEU
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - Kelech (03/22/2013) [-]
TEMU ES #1 HUEHUEHUE BLIND SPDER CHCK HUEHEUEHEUE
User avatar #1728 to #1727 - ghettograndpa (03/23/2013) [-]
There's only one true counter to Teemo and that's another Teemo, because he's as OP as you are
User avatar #1729 to #1728 - Kelech (03/23/2013) [-]
hahah exactly DOUBLE BLIND
User avatar #1724 - ghettograndpa (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm dominating games as Soraka mid in Diamond II

AMA
User avatar #1725 to #1724 - Kelech (03/10/2013) [-]
hahah soraka is annoying when is played well hahah was droppin me as yi
#1716 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2013) [-]
Hi, it's RainbowFright, FJ wont let me login and basicly denies my existence. I'm on my phone and can't do **** that's why I haven't been on. I just wanted to let you know since we talk, I don't want to have to make a new profile. :'(
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - Kelech (01/23/2013) [-]
okay thanks for letting me know
#1718 to #1717 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/23/2013) [-]
I sent a letter to them about it but no word back
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - Kelech (01/24/2013) [-]
aww that really sucks well i hope you dont have to recreate but if you do you know where i am
#1720 to #1719 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2013) [-]
I hope I don't either. I don't want to be the new kid all over.again but I still haven't heard back so I'm starting to worry I might have to make another. :/ I'll give it a week.
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - Kelech (01/25/2013) [-]
ya thatll be good but its not looking good
#1722 to #1721 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2013) [-]
I still haven't received anything. But now my E-mail is being spammed with all kinds of porn so it looks like I have to make a new of of that too. FML
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - Kelech (02/05/2013) [-]
hahah oh magical fairy princess is being a trickster
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - Kelech (11/19/2012) [-]
hahah that was quite sweet , i had a nasty play as darius today
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User avatar #1708 to #1707 - andraste (11/11/2012) [-]
back when i was fat lol
#1709 to #1708 - Kelech (11/11/2012) [-]
oh psha you werent fat
you were adorable and cute and now youre even more so rocking your corsets and all that
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - andraste (11/11/2012) [-]
naw thank youuu
#1711 to #1710 - Kelech (11/11/2012) [-]
youre welcome, you did rock the hell outta that outfit
hug tiem now yes?
#1713 to #1712 - Kelech (11/11/2012) [-]
dat hug
its makinme the happiness
User avatar #1694 - missylyn (09/30/2012) [-]
hm
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
hm?
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - missylyn (09/30/2012) [-]
idk lol
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - Kelech (09/30/2012) [-]
k *dances
#1698 to #1697 - missylyn (09/30/2012) [-]
*dance*
*dance*
User avatar #1693 - Kelech (09/29/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #1685 - missfoxgirl (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello :)
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - Kelech (09/16/2012) [-]
hows you doing this fine day?
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - missfoxgirl (09/16/2012) [-]
A bit hangover xD
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - Kelech (09/16/2012) [-]
hahah partied too hard last night did ya?
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - missfoxgirl (09/16/2012) [-]
Ohh yes :)
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - Kelech (09/16/2012) [-]
well im glad you had fun hhaha but your paying forit now hahha
any fancy hangover cures?
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - missfoxgirl (09/16/2012) [-]
just gaming and relaxing XD
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - Kelech (09/16/2012) [-]
ahhh nice sounds fun
what cha playin?
i cant wait for te new assassins creed
#1683 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/09/2012) [-]
likeajagger anon here :)
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - Kelech (09/09/2012) [-]
heheh hello there hwos you doins
User avatar #1681 - oodlesandoodles (09/03/2012) [-]
Happy birthday by the way
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - Kelech (09/03/2012) [-]
hehe thanks ya kindly
#1674 to #1673 - Kelech (08/26/2012) [-]
oh mergersh i think this is hte first full body one i ve seen of ya    
super cute and as always amazing clevage
oh mergersh i think this is hte first full body one i ve seen of ya
super cute and as always amazing clevage
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - XchemicalkidX (08/26/2012) [-]
ThanksXP yeah I usually don't have access to large mirrors lol
#1676 to #1675 - Kelech (08/26/2012) [-]
well tis shame you dont always have one
its adorable how your belly is pokkin out hahah
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - XchemicalkidX (08/26/2012) [-]
you shush >:O
#1678 to #1677 - Kelech (08/26/2012) [-]
what? gotta love a woman with some curves and the attitude to match XD
adorable belly is adorable along with everything else
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - XchemicalkidX (08/26/2012) [-]
Its actually pretty flat i was just leaning XD
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - Kelech (08/26/2012) [-]
ahh alrgiht well amazing body nonetheless
my belly isnt flat im cuddly ive been told XD
User avatar #1661 - hannahtheboss (08/04/2012) [-]
I think we reached a limit or something on my profile. And thanks for the compliment, :3
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - Kelech (08/04/2012) [-]
haha ya stinking limits
and your more than welcome , its the truth after all :3
how did ya liek the song i left on your profile?
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - hannahtheboss (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh, let me go listen to it. I haven't heard it yet. ^_^
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - Kelech (08/04/2012) [-]
ya its just the single comment on there hahha its a good song and awesome and dance tiem song hahah
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - hannahtheboss (08/04/2012) [-]
Song's okay, but the video freaking makes it. It's epic.
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - Kelech (08/04/2012) [-]
hahah oh yes cant go wrong with a little korpikklanni hahaha
good ole folk metal hahah so grr im hungry XD
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - hannahtheboss (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm starving too. I never have any food. Ahahah. There's something I wanna ask you're opinion on. So, Justin Bieber has leukemia and he's under chemotherapy and stuff. People are happy about this and are, like, cheering the cancer on. Do you think this is right? I mean, I don't like Justin Bieber myself, his music isn't my thing, but really? People want him to die because they don't like him? Give me your opinion on this.
User avatar #1669 to #1667 - Kelech (08/04/2012) [-]
i didnt even know he had leukemia hahah
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - Kelech (08/04/2012) [-]
well thast not good about the food thing i went and ate sorry for the random log off
and well i dont like him in any way but if he dies we wont be able to get away from him even more so then now well what i would like is for it to migrate to his throat and make not able to talk again not kill him im not that evil haha
User avatar #1670 to #1668 - hannahtheboss (08/04/2012) [-]
It's okay. I do that all the time. And oh, okay. What's up now?
User avatar #1672 to #1670 - Kelech (08/05/2012) [-]
eroo? hi there miss hannah
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - Kelech (08/04/2012) [-]
hahah just got back from shoppin with the family might order me some cd's and see if i can get them overnighted
you?
User avatar #1648 - randomrachel (08/01/2012) [-]
Hey there.
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - Kelech (08/01/2012) [-]
hi like the new pic its stylin
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - randomrachel (08/01/2012) [-]
Thxsassassa
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - Kelech (08/01/2012) [-]
ya have you been swarmed wtih friend requests now that you put that pic up?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - Kelech (08/01/2012) [-]
aww that usually happens hmm maybe the are intimadated of you
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - randomrachel (08/01/2012) [-]
Probably to gay for them
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - Kelech (08/01/2012) [-]
ya probably they cant handle your red hair and yellow tank top
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - Kelech (08/01/2012) [-]
no dont **** them they dont deserve that greatness
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - randomrachel (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah.
They're ******* .
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - Kelech (08/01/2012) [-]
mmhmm even more so then you are hahah apparently
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