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#52 - Implying the Netherlands hasn't already... 12/16/2014 on Global warning 0
#37 - Some are actually just for pleasure but they look scary as …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Nintendo bringing the Power... 0
#38 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
#35 - I wasn't talking about vibrators, I've never tried one but the…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Nintendo bringing the Power... 0
User avatar #36 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah well sex toys are for S&M kink so ..
User avatar #37 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
Some are actually just for pleasure but they look scary as fuck. Like why would you trust that near your vagina
#38 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
#33 - Not pain?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Nintendo bringing the Power... 0
User avatar #34 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Pain is pleasure.
seriously though you feel pain from a vibrator?
User avatar #35 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking about vibrators, I've never tried one but they don't look particularly threatening, more like the weird gadgets you get
User avatar #36 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah well sex toys are for S&M kink so ..
User avatar #37 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
Some are actually just for pleasure but they look scary as fuck. Like why would you trust that near your vagina
#38 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
#31 - I think you're doing sex wrong  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Nintendo bringing the Power... 0
#32 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Depends on what you're into.
User avatar #33 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
Not pain?
User avatar #34 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Pain is pleasure.
seriously though you feel pain from a vibrator?
User avatar #35 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking about vibrators, I've never tried one but they don't look particularly threatening, more like the weird gadgets you get
User avatar #36 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah well sex toys are for S&M kink so ..
User avatar #37 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
Some are actually just for pleasure but they look scary as fuck. Like why would you trust that near your vagina
#38 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
#25 - eh 11/27/2014 on Nintendo bringing the Power... 0
#21 - I swear to God most sex toys look more like instruments of torture  [+] (11 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Nintendo bringing the Power... +6
User avatar #26 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
That's the point.
User avatar #31 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
I think you're doing sex wrong
#32 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Depends on what you're into.
User avatar #33 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
Not pain?
User avatar #34 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Pain is pleasure.
seriously though you feel pain from a vibrator?
User avatar #35 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking about vibrators, I've never tried one but they don't look particularly threatening, more like the weird gadgets you get
User avatar #36 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah well sex toys are for S&M kink so ..
User avatar #37 - Kattemans (11/29/2014) [-]
Some are actually just for pleasure but they look scary as fuck. Like why would you trust that near your vagina
#38 - vivjames (11/29/2014) [-]
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#33 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#35 to #34 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
How are you?
How are you?
#36 to #35 - Kattemans (09/05/2014) [-]
Nae bad, how's you?
Nae bad, how's you?
#37 to #36 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Doing pretty well, kinda tired, just woke up recently. What are you up to?
Doing pretty well, kinda tired, just woke up recently. What are you up to?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Kattemans (09/06/2014) [-]
Well I was playing WoW at the time and now I'm watching Breaking Bad. What's up with all the turtles?
#39 to #38 - tridaak ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
I ehh, like turtles.
But this dog is pretty awesome.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Kattemans (09/06/2014) [-]
Haha, well I kinda like them too, considering I have one tattooed on me
That is a pretty sweet dog though
#41 to #40 - tridaak ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Oh woah, a turtle tattoo
They're pretty cool, they're like little animal tanks.
#11 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
Hello there, other Scottish person.
Hello there, other Scottish person.
#12 to #11 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
Good day fellow Scottish person
Good day fellow Scottish person
#13 to #12 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#14 to #13 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
Eh not bad, what about yourself?
Eh not bad, what about yourself?
#15 to #14 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm alright, I guess. Pretty bored myself.   
   
Whereabouts in Scotland are you from?
I'm alright, I guess. Pretty bored myself.

Whereabouts in Scotland are you from?
#16 to #15 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
Not much happens on a Tuesday night..   
Fife, what far flung region of this land are you from?
Not much happens on a Tuesday night..
Fife, what far flung region of this land are you from?
#17 to #16 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
Nothing ever happens on weekdays. Hell, nothing ever happens on any day, really.  But I guess that's just me, everyday is uneventful and boring, heh.   
   
I'm in a small village near Stirling. I'm surrounded by hills n' stuff. It's pretty neat.   
Fife is alright, I used to go visit my granddad when he stayed there before he moved to Falkirk.    
   
What have you been up to?   
 Also, I'll be back in a bit. I'm about to hop in the shower and stuff.
Nothing ever happens on weekdays. Hell, nothing ever happens on any day, really. But I guess that's just me, everyday is uneventful and boring, heh.

I'm in a small village near Stirling. I'm surrounded by hills n' stuff. It's pretty neat.
Fife is alright, I used to go visit my granddad when he stayed there before he moved to Falkirk.

What have you been up to?
Also, I'll be back in a bit. I'm about to hop in the shower and stuff.
#18 to #17 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
It's the same here, although Christmas and New Year were good, and there's always a good night out when you have some money.   
   
Work, college, work, work, party, party, college, what about you? Anything exciting?   
   
 And do you have an endless supply of Rudy GIFs?
It's the same here, although Christmas and New Year were good, and there's always a good night out when you have some money.

Work, college, work, work, party, party, college, what about you? Anything exciting?

And do you have an endless supply of Rudy GIFs?
#19 to #18 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
I sat in on my own on Christmas and New Year, haha. And yeah, I know what you mean.   
   
Lucky you, I hardly ever get to go to parties. Last party I went to was a house party last Summer. I got pretty freaking drunk, due to a friend tricking me into downing absinthe, (I thought it was some sort of vodka or something, sort of tastes the same :I). Ended up falling off the hosts shed. That's all I remember, haha.   
   
What course are you doing in college?   
   
 Rudy is the neatest.
I sat in on my own on Christmas and New Year, haha. And yeah, I know what you mean.

Lucky you, I hardly ever get to go to parties. Last party I went to was a house party last Summer. I got pretty freaking drunk, due to a friend tricking me into downing absinthe, (I thought it was some sort of vodka or something, sort of tastes the same :I). Ended up falling off the hosts shed. That's all I remember, haha.

What course are you doing in college?

Rudy is the neatest.
#20 to #19 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
Aaww why? D:   
   
That sounds like one badass party to be honest, and youch >.<   
   
I'm doing journalism, what do you get up to?   
   
 I love Nathan sorry
Aaww why? D:

That sounds like one badass party to be honest, and youch >.<

I'm doing journalism, what do you get up to?

I love Nathan sorry
#21 to #20 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
Family upped and left without telling me where they were going, on both days. Cunts.   
HomeAlone.jpg   
   
Yeah, it was purdy good. Lots of people there that I didn't know.   
   
Oh, sweet, hehe. Nothing at all, really. Finishing up on my last 2 years of high school. Trying to get my Higher Tech Studies, Higher Maths and Higher English. And with those, I shall apply for a college course in Technological Studies, hopefully get into electronics, and apply for a 3 years apprenticeship at whatever company that will take me on. I'll try and get myself a job out of that. It's not exactly my desired job, but it pays well, and it's not all too hard.. I think anyway. My dream job would be to get into the police department, or whatever. But that'll never happen, haha.   
   
 Well you're in luck, I have 133 Nathan gifs. Also, I have 179 Rudy gifs in my Rudy folder.   
   
I'll be back soon.. again.
Family upped and left without telling me where they were going, on both days. Cunts.
HomeAlone.jpg

Yeah, it was purdy good. Lots of people there that I didn't know.

Oh, sweet, hehe. Nothing at all, really. Finishing up on my last 2 years of high school. Trying to get my Higher Tech Studies, Higher Maths and Higher English. And with those, I shall apply for a college course in Technological Studies, hopefully get into electronics, and apply for a 3 years apprenticeship at whatever company that will take me on. I'll try and get myself a job out of that. It's not exactly my desired job, but it pays well, and it's not all too hard.. I think anyway. My dream job would be to get into the police department, or whatever. But that'll never happen, haha.

Well you're in luck, I have 133 Nathan gifs. Also, I have 179 Rudy gifs in my Rudy folder.

I'll be back soon.. again.

User avatar #22 to #21 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
That's a bit of a dick move

Wow, you're still in 5th year? Way to make me feel old man.

Why couldn't you be in the police department?
#23 to #22 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
Eh, I know. But it's alright though, I don't mind too much. I'm not very fond of them anyway.   
   
Yeah, I am, haha. 16, leading on 17.    
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking that is?   
   
I don't know. I just doubt that I'd ever get in.
Eh, I know. But it's alright though, I don't mind too much. I'm not very fond of them anyway.

Yeah, I am, haha. 16, leading on 17.
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking that is?

I don't know. I just doubt that I'd ever get in.
#24 to #23 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
How come?   
   
I'm 18, going on 19.   
   
Well why not, if you wanna do something you gotta at least try
How come?

I'm 18, going on 19.

Well why not, if you wanna do something you gotta at least try
#25 to #24 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
The majority of them are complete assholes to me. The rest don't really care. And neither do I. I try to avoid them all to the best of my ability.   
   
Oh, heh.   
   
Nah, it's okay.   
   
What are you up to?
The majority of them are complete assholes to me. The rest don't really care. And neither do I. I try to avoid them all to the best of my ability.

Oh, heh.

Nah, it's okay.

What are you up to?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
That's a shame

I'm trying to work, but I really can't be bothered so I'm procrastinating, what about you?
#27 to #26 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
It's all fine, really.   
   
I know that feeling all too well. If I have a deadline for something, I normally leave it to the last minute, so that I sort of pressure myself into doing it. I really am that bad, haha.
It's all fine, really.

I know that feeling all too well. If I have a deadline for something, I normally leave it to the last minute, so that I sort of pressure myself into doing it. I really am that bad, haha.
#28 to #27 - Kattemans (01/07/2014) [-]
I always get work done on time, even if it's last minute, but I just cannot be arse with college work most of the time, it's ridiculous
I always get work done on time, even if it's last minute, but I just cannot be arse with college work most of the time, it's ridiculous
#29 to #28 - fuski (01/07/2014) [-]
As do I. I don't really want to get kicked out of any of my classes.   
Also, the amount of work you get given for just intermediate 2 English is crazy. Essays everywhere. I have a discursive, personal reflective and persuasive that needs to be done for next Friday, also I have a timed essay in class on Thursday, and on the Friday I have a timed mimic exam for Close Reading. English stresses me the 						****					 out, I'm horrible at it.   
   
Did you take higher English? If so, care to tell me what I'm in for?
As do I. I don't really want to get kicked out of any of my classes.
Also, the amount of work you get given for just intermediate 2 English is crazy. Essays everywhere. I have a discursive, personal reflective and persuasive that needs to be done for next Friday, also I have a timed essay in class on Thursday, and on the Friday I have a timed mimic exam for Close Reading. English stresses me the **** out, I'm horrible at it.

Did you take higher English? If so, care to tell me what I'm in for?
User avatar #32 to #29 - Kattemans (01/09/2014) [-]
Nope not kidding, I thought English was easy

But then that's probably why I want to be Journalist and you're more technical

Aw, RE is amazing, what's PSE?
#30 to #29 - Kattemans (01/08/2014) [-]
Ahahaha oh man Higher English was amazing!   
   
It was actually my second favourite class after RE, I got a B and never had a single proper English class before sixth year, so you should be fine    
Essays aren't all that difficult once you get the template down though
Ahahaha oh man Higher English was amazing!

It was actually my second favourite class after RE, I got a B and never had a single proper English class before sixth year, so you should be fine
Essays aren't all that difficult once you get the template down though
#31 to #30 - fuski (01/08/2014) [-]
I hope to god that you're kidding. I'm struggling like freaking crazy with int2. English is not my strong point. I mean yeah, Close Reading and Textual Analysis are easy. But those timed essays are horrible. Every essay is horrible for me.. I just can't do them.   
   
I don't get RE anymore, or PSE.
I hope to god that you're kidding. I'm struggling like freaking crazy with int2. English is not my strong point. I mean yeah, Close Reading and Textual Analysis are easy. But those timed essays are horrible. Every essay is horrible for me.. I just can't do them.

I don't get RE anymore, or PSE.
#9 - katsa (05/04/2013) [-]
Hello. You added me?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kattemans (05/05/2013) [-]
I did indeed

I thought it appropriate after out conversation the other day
#6 - SonicTeam (03/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add. Now I will give you some thumbs up.
Thanks for the add. Now I will give you some thumbs up.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Kattemans (03/23/2012) [-]
Woo!
#5 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
I saw your art.
Clicked your profile.
Saw your display Picture.

Just wanted to say (as homeuax), That I think you are really really pretty.
User avatar #8 to #5 - Kattemans (08/18/2012) [-]
Thank you :)
#4 - imthepunkkid (09/14/2011) [-]
it is destiny
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User avatar #1 - HinataHyuga (11/23/2010) [-]
I now take your comment virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Kattemans (11/23/2010) [-]
Noo! xD
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