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| #93 - Use a stimpack and it heals your broken limbs, mate. [+] (3 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Not sure if this is still... | 0 |
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mikasuh (11/23/2015) [-] I phrased it wrong, sorry, but you can't focus on one limb to fix, it basically fixes all your limbs on the spot, I have no problem with this, but I wanna have a challenge when I'm playing the game on survival or Very Hard, you know what im talking about right? If I can focus on one limb to fix, just call me retarded. | ||
| #46 - That's... not true at all, mate. Anything other than a glancin… | 11/22/2015 on Royal Hussars | +2 |
| #19 - Yeah, but I think that once they start getting closer to the f… | 11/21/2015 on Steam Free Weekend! | 0 |
| #9 - He killed his dad? But doesn't remember it, I assume? How?!?! [+] (1 new reply) | 11/20/2015 on When i see a "One punch... | 0 |
| Erens dad turned Eren into a normal Titan and then made Eren eat him, Thats how far ive come in the manga anyway, i guess Eren doesnt remember is because turning into a titan at an age that young makes it difficult? Either that of he suppress the memories because of how traumatic it is | ||
| #58 - Nonetheless, a numbers error equal to the combined populations… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/19/2015 on Islam Reformation | -1 |
| Your 1.57 billion figure, as I've just checked, was taken and published in 2009, last renewed for publication copyright in 2010. To quote that British glaces dude, it's 2015. I'm not saying my figures are exact, but at least they are updated. So I wouldn't exactly call that an error. But in all honesty, I don't really care enough to defend myself. As I've said, even is shenro mistakenly thought there were 1.57 billion Muslims in the world, he's still an idiot for claiming "there was a study done and 25% of Muslims are ISIS". If he's not an idiot, then what would you call him? Because that statement was just downright stupid. And also, calling me a cunt isn't helping your point that people shouldn't be cunts. But I must say, I like the word cunt and applaud its usage. | ||
| #52 - Before you start calling people idiots, at least make sure you… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/19/2015 on Islam Reformation | -1 |
| 1.57 is a number dating back to 2010 by the Pew Research center. There has been steady growth, the most up to date number I could get from census data is 2.08 billion, numbers are from the lads at Carnegie Endowment for International Peace. I rounded some number because of laziness. And he's still an idiot if he thought that 25% of the 2010 1.57 billion were IS. But he's deleted his comment and blocked me, so maybe I was a bit too mean. My apologies. Your 1.57 billion figure, as I've just checked, was taken and published in 2009, last renewed for publication copyright in 2010. To quote that British glaces dude, it's 2015. I'm not saying my figures are exact, but at least they are updated. So I wouldn't exactly call that an error. But in all honesty, I don't really care enough to defend myself. As I've said, even is shenro mistakenly thought there were 1.57 billion Muslims in the world, he's still an idiot for claiming "there was a study done and 25% of Muslims are ISIS". If he's not an idiot, then what would you call him? Because that statement was just downright stupid. And also, calling me a cunt isn't helping your point that people shouldn't be cunts. But I must say, I like the word cunt and applaud its usage. | ||
| #39 - She's the ******* best, ain't she? | 11/19/2015 on It's 2015 | +2 |
| #143 - Wow what a clever dick | 11/18/2015 on God Grip | +3 |
| #92 - I can certainly agree with a serious portion being the west's … | 11/17/2015 on Baaka Fam | +1 |
| #118 - Nah mate, it's an actual thing now. | 11/17/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #86 - And some particularly devastating Emu special forces [+] (1 new reply) | 11/17/2015 on Baaka Fam | 0 |
| #85 - If we're talking the country of Iraq specifically, then... yea… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/17/2015 on Baaka Fam | +1 |
| id say a serious portion is the fault of the west. and that any attempt to just throw human lives at the problem till it goes away is more or less useless I can certainly agree with a serious portion being the west's fault, but at the same time I think it's important to note that before, during, and in between foreign intervention in this area, all of those countries find several different ways to kill each other. Looking at this list I'm gonna post at the bottom, even when removing western participation, there's still a massive amount of infighting and civil war. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_modern_conflicts_in_the_Middle_East | ||
| #634 - ADMIN IS MY PERSONAL BODYGUARD, BITCHES | 11/13/2015 on *roll* for one weapon to... | 0 |
| #633 - **Kanoah used "*roll picture*"** **Kanoah rolled image ** [+] (1 new reply) | 11/13/2015 on *roll* for one weapon to... | 0 |
| #53 - But that just ties back into the problem of people being offen… | 11/12/2015 on nevar forgetti | +2 |
| #18 - Yep! Googled it, you were right; thanks mate | 11/12/2015 on Famous people who are the... | 0 |
| #16 - Who's that ****** matched with Chris Hemsworth? He look… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/12/2015 on Famous people who are the... | 0 |
| Pretty sure he's one of the actors from Game of Thrones, no idea whom he plays as I haven't seen it. | ||
| #28 - That charring is a good thing, you dolt, especially on those c… [+] (15 new replies) | 11/12/2015 on I came | +13 |
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anon (11/12/2015) [-] yeah that char on there is usually pretty tasty, not to mention im like 80% sure this is a dry rub brisket sooooooooo its supposed to be like that a little blackening is one thing, but when the bark is nearly half an inch thick you've overdone the meat, good luck having any juices left in it, and the taste would be absent. you should see some pink in the meat and theirs is nearly as brown as a dark wood, I bet eating it would be like sawdust. and "being a cunt"? I'm sorry, but have you ever had vinegar BBQ sauce? it tastes exactly like I described. nice job jumping on the bandwagon of bad taste and not knowing good BBQ from overhyped trash BBQ. huh. I guess I've had too much filet mignón and entricot recently and didn't grow up in the Glorious South, so I never got "BBQ" or "Brisket". When we BBQd, we got amazing steaks and did 'em up right on the grill - maybe a little seasoning, but don't destroy the natural beef flavours with shittons of sauce. Ribs of course is a completely other issue. But if you say it's good, I'll take your word for it. Now I just gotta find an authentic American BBQ place in Europe... #44 -
anon (11/12/2015) [-] Hey buddy I realize that an inch to you is a lot longer than some but cmon now. a half inch thick you're calling on that lining? Although, you are right, it's been burnt to shit. A little charring is fine, as long as it's still bloody on the inside. I personally enjoy bitter and sour food. Better than spicy or sickeningly sweet. #46 -
anon (11/12/2015) [-] Taste isn't that subjective - there are BBq contests - and also doneness of a meat really isn't that subjective. I agree with Gobrick for some of the pieces of meat (9they honestly looked a little drier than I thought they should but clearly some were fall apart amazing goodness) #36 -
gobnick (11/12/2015) [-] true, in #29 I was being a cunt, but I don't see how I was in the first one, I was just stating my preference. I really dislike vinegar bbq sauce, and don't understand why it is made, if anything it takes away from the flavor, I could understand if this was for british people (cause they love vinegar), but it's all the way down in Texas.... I agree with your preference, when i was a kid me and my mom used to like a lighter colored bbq, no extra sauces the seasoning was enough. while my brother and my dad used to like charred meat with sour bbq sauce. I've grown to like sour sauce but i still don't get the charring. Bitter just isn't my thing. Maybe they inherited a love for vinegar sauces from the British. I find vinegar to be gross on its own, and it smells awful, but like any other ingredient it has its uses in cooking. For instance, with honey, OJ/lemon juice and soy sauce it makes for a mean stir fry. | ||
| #83 - Well in that case, it's clearly a big fish. Says so in the picture. [+] (2 new replies) | 11/10/2015 on Sharks Attack the Internet | +2 |
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| #81 - Great White? [+] (4 new replies) | 11/10/2015 on Sharks Attack the Internet | +2 |
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| #14 - You can't catch an arrow, it's physically impossible to react … [+] (36 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on The ultimate weapon | +6 |
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innocentbabies (11/05/2015) [-] Well then I guess it's a good thing nobody in their right mind would walk into battle armed with a pistol, huh? Also, the M4 carbine has a maximum effective range distance at which a target can be expected to be hit of 500 meters, which is the maximum range maximum distance a projectile can be fired ever attained with a recurve bow. www.armystudyguide.com/content/army_board_study_guide_topics/m4/m4-study-guide.shtml www.worldrecordacademy.com/sports/longest_bow_and_arrow_shot_world_record_set_by_Zak_Crawford_101831.htm #44 -
paronix (11/05/2015) [-] Stop making shit up. There are plenty of documented cases of humans being more than quick enough to catch arrows mid-flight. Stop quoting your crap as if you've actually researched any of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=brYwuzu4ohs #94 -
innocentbabies (11/05/2015) [-] You're nitpicking, you've proven the letter of his statement untrue, but not the intent. He's arguing that no one can catch an arrow from a bow used in combat, which is true. At the very least, the frictional force you would have to exert on an object moving that fast would shred the skin on your hand. I'm gonna try re-write that last comment, then I'm bailing this stupid argument: Your argument is now that it wouldn't be possible for a man to catch an arrow if it was launched from a bow with a high poundage, fired lethally. You're probably dead-to-rights. But that was not the claim I was arguing. They said, absolutely, that it was physically impossible for a person to have reaction speeds quick enough to catch an arrow in mid-air. That stupid first video I posted, whether or not they were shitty 30 pound bows, proves that simply isn't the case. Saying it's not valid because the arrow is less deadly than it would be were it fired from a more powerful bow is irrelevant. The equipment used is still a fucking bow and arrow, and could still do plenty of damage in the right hands - just like a snub .38 is still a gun, even when compared to an anti-tank rifle. Claiming it's absolutely impossible to do something, when only arguing for the absolute high-end of that something, is biased and stupid. People have caught arrows mid-flight. However uncommon, people have been shown to have reaction times fast enough to do so, even if only at lower to mid range bows. Moreover, I don't even remotely disagree with your comment about the skin being unable to take that kind of punishment. But that had NOTHING to do with what was said. OP claimed it was physically impossible to react fast enough to catch an arrow, and it's just not the case. And if he had said "no one would catch an arrow shot from an extremely powerful bow, used with lethal intent" I wouldn't have argued half as much. It's not nitpicking when he said, very matter of fact, "it's physically impossible". My argument, and red-the-fuck-thumb me all you damn want, was that people HAVE caught arrows fired from bows before. Would the shots necessarily have been kill-shots, if they struck a living target? Probably fucking not, but they're still arrows, and they're still being fired from bows, they're still sticking in their targets. I take fuck all back. He said it was impossible. It's not. #21 -
rainbowblast (11/05/2015) [-] So you're trying to tell me people regularly make 500-600 yard shots with a bow like they do with m16s It's worth mentioning that if a medieval archer (especially an english longbowman) were to look at this video, they'd laugh their ass off and call him a whimp. Why? Because he's using a 30 pound bow - the thing 12-yearolds used in the middle ages in order to train and become strong enough to use the big boy bows. Hunting bows had around 60 pounds of draw weight, while war bows were usually around 120. The biggest, most absurdly powerful war bows, which could be used by only the most elite and massive archers, could reach as much as 180+ - over 6 times the draw weight of Andersens' little babby bow. That's why he can prance around like a fairy and fire from any position - he's using the bow equivalent of an airsoft gun. That shit would be absolutely useless against actual real-life opponents, because it'd just bounce off their armor. And before you go "Yeah, but he got through the armor in the video", he was using extremely thin arrows that basically went through the rings of the armor and slightly embedded themselves in the gamberson. That shit wouldn't even hurt, let alone be life-threatening. Real life longbow arrows were almost as thick as your pinkie finger and designed to use their sheer mass to punch through stuff. If you were to fire THAT with a PROPER warbow, it'd probably go straight through the target as if it weren't even there. Anderson's bow isn't even a 30 pound bow, it's a baby 10 pound bow useful for nothing else than speedshooting. A ~35 pound bow is what your average adult male will use for modern recurve target archery (By twisting the string, you can safely adjust the bow's poundage by up to 14 either way, so you can get it up to 49) It's weak, but I doubt it's THAT weak. I mean, if you just picked up the arrows and chucked them at the target, it'd do more damage than a 10 pound bow. He switches between two bows to trick the watcher into thinking he's using the heavier one the whole time. Every time he does speed-shooting, he uses a 10 pound bow. I can't manage to find the video I which pointed this out, or I'd link it. Ooooooooooooooooh. I thought it was just the camera angle that made the bow look different. #83 -
anon (11/05/2015) [-] Depending on what you mean by armor, pretty much all weapons just bounce off of it. The majority of soldiers would be outfitted with gambesons, which bows could easily penetrate. A lot of people might read that and think that heavier bows could penetrate plate armor, which is untrue. Hell, if they could do that, nobody would wear it to begin with. Any sharp weapon that relies on penetration is useless against heavy armor. Good point. I guess I should elaborate for people who don't understand what you mean. Arrows couldn't do jack shit against plate armor unless it were REALLY shitty and cheap or an arrow got in through the visor, which isn't unheard of, but was pretty rare. However, very few people wore plate armor. Because it was pretty damn expensive, had to be custom made for you, so it fits properly and required a lot more maintenance, it was worn pretty much exclusively by noblemen, because they were the only ones that could afford it and hire squires to maintain their weapons and armor. The vast majority of soldiers, just had a gambeson, which is basically a really thick padded coat, and a helmet. This offered nowhere near the protection of plate armor, but it was still pretty good at stopping stabs and small cuts. Because most footmen had shields to block with or were in a polearm formation, which helped keep the enemy at bay, they didn't need all that much armor, so the gambesons was more than adequate. The soldiers who could afford it also sometimes wore mail on top of the gambeson, which was great at stopping cuts and slashes, but didn't do jack shit against arrows or spears. Which is bad, because arrows and spears were the most common thing on the battlefield. So, in short. Your average soldier had padded armor and maybe mail, which was good at stopping cuts and sometimes protected against arrows, while knights and other nobles wore plate and were pretty much invincible unless their horse fell on top of them or they were knocked down and someone stabbed them in the eye with a dagger, while they were down. Lars Andersens' arrows wouldn't be able to do anything against any of them. I'm pretty sure even if he hit someone in the visor of the helmet, the arrow wouldn't be powerful enough to bend the metal and slip inside. If a medieval archer were to look at that video, he'd flip out and have you burned at the stake for being a witch. Also, you can pull an arrow out of the ground and fire it back it it's not too fucked up. Can't do that with a bullet. Arrows often snapped or shattered on impact, because of the absurd force behind them, so it's actually not that easy to fire back and arrow unless you're fighting on some really soft dirt, so the arrows don't break. #27 -
Whytemane (11/05/2015) [-] Sure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDbqz_07dW4 www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/lars-andersen-archery-video-debunked/ geekdad.com/2015/01/danish-archer/ Those are the quickest results I'd found. Lars spouted one hell of alot of bullshit in his video, which all three of those links call him out on. That youtube vid and dailydot article you linked were both utterly retarded. "cringe and deal with your Western privilege" The geekdad is the best explanation. #28 -
iscrewbabies (11/05/2015) [-] Will check all these out, thank you. It seems that you are indeed correct, and Lars is at least 87.92% full of shit. #80 -
anon (11/05/2015) [-] Not totally true, Damascus Steel, for example. But yeah, Lars is full of bullshit. He's a trickshooter pretending to be something more than that. #30 -
iscrewbabies (11/05/2015) [-] Aye, now that I'm checking out the links you sent I'm starting to think that wow I really should have figured out that at least some of what he is saying is BS. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20 I suppose. | ||
| #29 - Support for war was a negligible factor until they had al… | 11/05/2015 on 7 world wars | -1 |
| #25 - And alltogether their provocations didn't amount to much in th… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on 7 world wars | -1 |
| They absolutely did amount to quite a lot in the eyes of the nation. The War Hawks were simply the first politicians to call for war. Even before then, war was the dominant opinion among the people. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_the_War_of_1812_in_the_United_States Support for war was a negligible factor until they had already burned the capital. We couldn't afford it, we didn't have proper troops for it, and when it did start, we were completely stopped in our tracks less than a year in. Both sides were ridiculously unprepared, the U.S especially so, and we came out worse for it. It's pretty widely accepted that the U.S declared war because we just wanted to fight a war- despite knowing our ridiculous shortcomings, we declared a war on the second most powerful nation in the world anyway. | ||
| #18 - The U.S was really on nobody's side during the Napoleonic wars… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on 7 world wars | -1 |
| >Pretty much just wanted to fight a war They were capturing our own citizens, hanging them, and funding a guerrilla war against our Western settlers. They fucking attacked one of our own warships off our own coast. They absolutely did amount to quite a lot in the eyes of the nation. The War Hawks were simply the first politicians to call for war. Even before then, war was the dominant opinion among the people. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_the_War_of_1812_in_the_United_States Support for war was a negligible factor until they had already burned the capital. We couldn't afford it, we didn't have proper troops for it, and when it did start, we were completely stopped in our tracks less than a year in. Both sides were ridiculously unprepared, the U.S especially so, and we came out worse for it. It's pretty widely accepted that the U.S declared war because we just wanted to fight a war- despite knowing our ridiculous shortcomings, we declared a war on the second most powerful nation in the world anyway. | ||
| #14 - Those are some surprisingly well done dicks mate, you should b… | 11/05/2015 on Such Is Life | +5 |
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cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh. That's depressing - I hate it when money gets in the way of people's happiness. Thanks anyway mate.
