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Kanoah

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/17/2009
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Texas
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#46 - $5 per paycheck, which someone else measured earlier accounted…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Paid to be chill +1
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#48 - darksideofthebeast (07/19/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought the guy meant 5 dollars extra AN HOUR.
Well, that makes more sense, thank you for clearing it up.
#67 - Now is it an actual sword or will it break if you slam it into…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on war never changes +28
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#89 - gameingkine (07/18/2015) [-]
depends on who buys you your sword. some are for flashy use and some were made to go bat shit crazy with. its the handle sheath people see anyways
#97 - Any hispanic is technically white, since hispanics were born f…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on White Pride is "Racist" +6
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#160 - sandbagger (07/18/2015) [-]
No, actually if you're of european descent born in latin america, you are a white hispanic. If you are of african descent and born in latin america, you're a non white hispanic
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#138 - Fjcf (07/17/2015) [-]
Hispanic is not not even a race, but a linguistic identity. In other words, this corrupt son of a bitch is also a "non-white hispanic". Entrevista con el Presidente de la República de Guinea Ecuatorial, Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
#76 - You dumb **** 07/17/2015 on Address your Interviewer as... +28
#1165548 - The **** is that crowd dance thing? Some of them aren't… 07/15/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1010 - **Kanoah used "*roll picture*"** **Kanoah rolled image ** 07/14/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#36 - See, now that's ******* funny. Sometimes, it's the litt… 07/14/2015 on yea pretty much +85
#14 - The trigger mechanism isn't even unlocked when it's in the bra…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Get fucked in 3 easy steps +3
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#16 - captainprincess (07/14/2015) [-]
The trigger mechanism triggers the hammer which is what fires the bullet
the hammer could possibly be triggered from the shock of an impact also

That gave rise to the idea that dropping a gun could cause it to fire, as you see happening in movies often
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#20 - xxjmacxx (07/14/2015) [-]
I like the fact that all of us are arguing one another but we each have 1 green thumb. It's beautiful. Like Nature intended.


Talkin to you too, Kanoah
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#53 - goobyman (07/14/2015) [-]
you're all equally right in your own respect I suppose
#17 - Ehhh close enough. Still proves the point I was making. 07/13/2015 on Things cut in half 0
#14 - Even then, it should be called canister shot since just shell …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Things cut in half +1
#16 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
it's not even that, its a shrapnel shell.
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#17 - Kanoah (07/13/2015) [-]
Ehhh close enough. Still proves the point I was making.
#179 - That's gonna backfire on you one day, I just know it.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Porn Folder 0
#199 - deathzen (07/12/2015) [-]
It won't, because people are not interested in educational material.
#198 - deathzen has deleted their comment.
#53 - What the hell is an M rated movie? This was rated R?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on Learning the truth 0
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#54 - fagnut (07/11/2015) [-]
At the time it was M
#105 - The guy that inspired me to start learning guitar. Ye… 07/11/2015 on quick post your desktop! 0
#22 - Just one; a two hour long session of cockhero. Friction bliste… 07/11/2015 on Are you? +1
#19 - I can't anymore :c  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Are you? 0
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#21 - hardedmreap (07/11/2015) [-]
So how many times today?
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#22 - Kanoah (07/11/2015) [-]
Just one; a two hour long session of cockhero. Friction blisters everywhere man.
#1017 - YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEATH BY THE BOOTY 07/11/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#1014 - **Kanoah used "*roll picture*"** **Kanoah rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
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#1017 - Kanoah (07/11/2015) [-]
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEATH BY THE BOOTY
#65 - Comment deleted 07/09/2015 on Anon's insecure GF goes all... +1
#81 - The Joker was known for overdosing on painkillers? No, no I do…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2015 on No one will notice 0
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#83 - emptysuperman (07/09/2015) [-]
His family said working as the Joker was stressing him out and giving him severe depression, which probably lead to him over dosing. Not saying he tried to kill himself, he just needed to really escape.
#17 - She's the exact kind of crazy that I would love sticking my dick in. 07/08/2015 on Batman +23
#71 - Oh.. I thought he just replaced their **** with blanks 07/08/2015 on Playing Saints Row 4 as... 0
#61 - School doesn't last six hours a day bruh. Not including extrac… 07/08/2015 on Kids Making Sense 0
#50 - Too miserable to just giggle at a stupid joke? Gotta try and b… 07/07/2015 on Animal presidents -1
#2359 - **** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#2355 - **Kanoah used "*roll 1, 1-80*"** **Kanoah rolls 74**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
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#2359 - Kanoah (07/07/2015) [-]
FUCK

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#1 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
I think I recognize your avatar
I think I recognize your avatar
#2 to #1 - Kanoah (02/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Be a bro and share?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kanoah (06/20/2014) [-]
It's from an **** webcomic called Chimneyspeak, but currently the website has been taken down due to the cost of upkeep.
#5 to #4 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh. That's depressing - I hate it when money gets in the way of people's happiness. Thanks anyway mate.
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