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Kanoah

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/17/2009
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Texas
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#9 - Well, no, not everyone knows this, that's why McDonalds gets … 08/14/2015 on Burnt is worse than a burn 0
#5 - It's to keep the entire batch as a whole hot, not because they…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Burnt is worse than a burn +4
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#6 - otisriedel (08/14/2015) [-]
everyone knows this, it't just annoying to have to wait to drink what you ordered after you got it.
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#25 - smokekusheveryday (08/14/2015) [-]
I have the same problem with hot pockets i want it the second its out of the microwave but i dont want to burn the everloving shit out of my tongue so that for the next week ( obviously not a week more like like for the next few hours)i cant taste shit cause my taste buds got rekt
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#9 - Kanoah (08/14/2015) [-]
Well, no, not everyone knows this, that's why McDonalds gets fuckin' sued every year because there are idiots who try and swallow mouthfuls of coffee ten seconds after they take it from the drive through.
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#7 - shadovfox (08/14/2015) [-]
problem is that id they would have served it so cold that you like it, then the person next to you would have thinked it was to hot, and the persone next to that would have thinked it was to cold. thats why its so hot. also, then you had to wait longer for the drink to cool down before even getting it
#24 - That's perfectly synchronized to Centorea's theme... 08/13/2015 on Monster Musume Character... +1
#102 - Because of the massive amount of objective dislike toward her … 08/12/2015 on Iggy vs Superhero Feed -1
#64 - If anything, that just means you're old enough to realize that… 08/12/2015 on How I feel as a 53 year old... +11
#44 - Papi harpy papi, ****** ! 08/12/2015 on Suu: Hydration Is Key 0
#181 - The founding fathers lived in a world where a private citizen … 08/10/2015 on Need more guns +4
#839 - **Kanoah used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **Kanoah rolls 05** 08/09/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#17 - A natural predator is something that attacks us to eat us…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2015 on Polar Bear +57
#77 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
Srsly!? Snakes don't count?? U ever heard of Pythons and Anacondas?? Even if they don't eat humans very often, it can happen and eventually will, the more we interact with them.
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#57 - musclezglassez (08/09/2015) [-]
polar bears eat us? :l
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#67 - thatonecommunist (08/09/2015) [-]
Yes.

do you really have to even think about that for half a second?

sure it doesn't happen often, i'll certainly give you that, but they can fuck a nigga up.
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#69 - musclezglassez (08/09/2015) [-]
i knew they were savage bro but i mean, i didn't think they actually ate people
#53 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
there are still many predators that kill more humans than bears
#58 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
Can you not fucking read? KILL DOES NOT EQUATE TO EAT, FUCKWIT
#11 - I thought the 50s era nuclear families were called that becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2015 on Pun +2
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#26 - hargleblarg (08/09/2015) [-]
That sounds about right, like I said I took Sociology 5 years ago so I don't remember much.
#236 - The problem with your argument is that while you're not wrong … 08/08/2015 on Justice +2
#46 - The problem isn't that you don't know how other places work, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2015 on HCl + aluminum foil 0
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#49 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
it will all be okay lil guy
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#48 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
dont be upset that i generalized
#43 - That's your problem then, mate, not a general one.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2015 on HCl + aluminum foil 0
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#47 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
but i still guarantee works is a hell of a lot cheaper. $2 a bottle and that will make quite a few of these. not saying its a good idea just making my point
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#45 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
oh im so sorry i dont know how every other place fairs (dont know if that was proper form of fairs for this situation)
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#46 - Kanoah (08/07/2015) [-]
The problem isn't that you don't know how other places work, the problem is that you did until we told you otherwise.
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#49 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
it will all be okay lil guy
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#48 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
dont be upset that i generalized
#40 - Camping stores and stuff sell them in like 10 pound bags, dude.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/07/2015 on HCl + aluminum foil +3
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#42 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
see #39
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#43 - Kanoah (08/07/2015) [-]
That's your problem then, mate, not a general one.
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#47 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
but i still guarantee works is a hell of a lot cheaper. $2 a bottle and that will make quite a few of these. not saying its a good idea just making my point
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#45 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
oh im so sorry i dont know how every other place fairs (dont know if that was proper form of fairs for this situation)
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#46 - Kanoah (08/07/2015) [-]
The problem isn't that you don't know how other places work, the problem is that you did until we told you otherwise.
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#49 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
it will all be okay lil guy
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#48 - idontknowwhattouse (08/07/2015) [-]
dont be upset that i generalized
#17 - I ******* wish, dude. In reality I thought I was making…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on Black Christmas +1
#18 - alanthecool (08/07/2015) [-]
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#4 - Well thar's a step in the right direction!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2015 on Black Christmas -17
#5 - thehistorylover (08/06/2015) [-]
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#2 - Would you say that you're... triggered, over the situation, th…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2015 on Black Christmas -26
#3 - thehistorylover (08/06/2015) [-]
Uhm ... I don't have PTSD.
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#15 - alanthecool (08/07/2015) [-]
kanoah is just another levvy in the making
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#17 - Kanoah (08/07/2015) [-]
I fucking wish, dude. In reality I thought I was making a clever joke and it fucking backfired.
#18 - alanthecool (08/07/2015) [-]
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#4 - Kanoah (08/06/2015) [-]
Well thar's a step in the right direction!
#5 - thehistorylover (08/06/2015) [-]
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#45 - And I still enjoy both of them. Same with the allahu ackbar we… 08/06/2015 on Harnessing Wind Power +2
#14 - For a reason, silly.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2015 on Harnessing Wind Power +23
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#18 - kibuza (08/05/2015) [-]
Because people found it funny the first time and everyone is trying to capitalize on it?

Seriously though, it's just like those 2 things that get posted on every relevent roll.

The sweetroll from Skyrim and the gif of Roger from American Dad
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#48 - triene (08/06/2015) [-]
You're a blue name
You should know how FJ works by now. Nothing but repost and the same jokes.
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#49 - kibuza (08/06/2015) [-]
Yea bit it's like government. Just because I understand the process doesn't mean I find it any less retarded.
#45 - Kanoah (08/06/2015) [-]
And I still enjoy both of them. Same with the allahu ackbar webms, but I got thumbed down for that opinion.
#3 - they missed a prime Allahu Akbar moment. makes me ****** sad.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2015 on Ass Class Abridged -1
#8 - solomonkane (08/05/2015) [-]
YOU MEAN LIKE THE LITERALLY MILLIONS OF OTHER ALLAHU AKBAR JOKES THERE ARE????



NOT GETTING OLD ANY TIME SOON
#161 - Ikr? ***** crazy, yo 08/05/2015 on tell me about your happiest... 0
#158 - When you mentioned my comment during that fj party a couple of…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2015 on tell me about your happiest... 0
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#160 - elcreepo (08/05/2015) [-]
He stickied mine once during a party

Most thumbs I ever made in a minute
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#161 - Kanoah (08/05/2015) [-]
Ikr? Shits crazy, yo
#79 - Comment deleted 08/04/2015 on *ignorance intensifies* +7
#228 - Thanks bro, the last guy linked me to Monster Musume, which I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2015 on Nice Legs +1
#229 - sanya (08/02/2015) [-]
No problem man. Hibike is a very solid show if SoL and music are some of your interests.
#52 - Yoooooo what animoo is that one from??  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Nice Legs 0
#148 - sanya (08/02/2015) [-]
Hibike! Euphonium

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#228 - Kanoah (08/02/2015) [-]
Thanks bro, the last guy linked me to Monster Musume, which I'm already watching.
#229 - sanya (08/02/2015) [-]
No problem man. Hibike is a very solid show if SoL and music are some of your interests.

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#1 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
I think I recognize your avatar
I think I recognize your avatar
#2 to #1 - Kanoah (02/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Be a bro and share?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kanoah (06/20/2014) [-]
It's from an **** webcomic called Chimneyspeak, but currently the website has been taken down due to the cost of upkeep.
#5 to #4 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh. That's depressing - I hate it when money gets in the way of people's happiness. Thanks anyway mate.
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