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| #5 - He's his own type of ******* , really, not to mention th… [+] (17 new replies) | 09/11/2015 on Brian Griffin's Car | +8 |
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bigmanblue (09/11/2015) [-] yeah....cos the states is so unique that things which work in every country in which they are practiced wont work there.... #45 -
youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-] Does "socialism" work in the Congo? What about North Korea? Ethiopia? What you idiots call "socialism" (which isn't real socilaism by any stretch of the word) only works in white European countries that have always been successful especially during capitalism. Name the african socialist success stories. Shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about please. #59 -
anon (09/11/2015) [-] NK is not socialist nor communist Socialism works,communism doesnt Check out thomas sankara Any real socialist will tell you there isn't a real socialist state in the world right now, let alone a successful one. Scandinavian countries ARE NOT socialist. Dumbfuck modern leftists just want to be cool so they call social democratic counties socialist. Considering you seem think social democracy = socialism I don't really put that much weight on the way you interpret the NK regime. You don't even know what socialism is for fucks sake, yet you support it. It you're gonna believe in stupid shit at least know your stupid shit. #13 -
bigmanblue (09/11/2015) [-] the UK has basicaly every problem the US has excluding size and we get along just fine, actually we have been doing worse since our gov has tried to take us away from those ideas Secondly, just because socialist policies work in the U.K doesn't mean they will work in the U.S. The biggest factor you're ignoring is the people; quite frankly, a massive amount of the population are completely against socialist programs, especially the concept of free healthcare and social benefits. Without the American people's support, which is almost guaranteed to not go through, Bernie Sanders doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of actually changing anything. #44 -
Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-] tl;dr: Americans are brainwashed to the point where we think shooting ourselves in the face so our bourgeoisie overlords can profit more is a good thing. If people actually sit down and think for more than half a second, they realize that either they're benefiting from the system fucking people over for them, or that the current system fucks them over in favor of the rich (corporate tax rate cuts do nothing to benefit the majority of workers, and most small businesses don't qualify for them. Employers pay the minimum of what they can get away with paying. They always have, and they always will. Unless your job is a skilled position, or you have years of experience, you will always get paid what they think is the lowest they can pay you is). But in America, we keep our people distracted from actually thinking by putting fearmongering forefront in our "news" broadcasts, and having pseudointellectual bullshit in place of actual thought-provoking programming on TV. I hate the majority of my countrymen. The ones who were taught not to question things. The ones who vote against their own best interest. The ones who spend hundreds of dollars a month on lottery tickets, thinking they're going to win the jackpot and just live the rest of their life in luxury from that. The stupid fucking 'Murricans. #47 -
Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-] Sorry if I came off as edgy. I have a tendency to be overly dramatic when I'm drunk. I do sincerely hate our "news" programs, though. I don't want to have to go online for decent news coverage. The internet is for drunken shitposting and porn. #50 -
Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-] Che was an idiot, and he left after he ruined things so he didn't have to do the actual work of rebuilding a nation. True communism doesn't work because people don't want it to work. Communism working requires people to work, which is something people don't want to do, so, since there's nobody to enforce the labor rules in true communism, it fails. In dictatorships posing as communist countries, we see people being put to work, but the people at the top are the only ones seeing any benefit from the work. This is what happens with real-world communism. I'm not stupid. I know communism doesn't work, and I know why. I know people are lazy shits and that people that seek power should almost never be given any. But that doesn't mean it's a bad theory. It's just not possible. That doesn't mean that all socialist policies are bad. Our roads are owned by the government, and funded by taxpayers. The American roadways are socialist. As are public schools, fire departments, public libraries, police departments, and even the US military. The food stamps that many employers encourage their employees to apply for so they can keep their employees alive while paying them next to nothing? Socialism. Social Security benefits for the retired? Socialism. The Veteran's Hospital granddad goes to for his bum knee? Funded by the state, ergo, socialist healthcare. People are afraid of a word they know nothing about. And they're being fucking stupid because of it. #58 -
youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-] "The American roadways are socialist" Stopped reading there. You have absolutely zero idea of what socialism is, yet you support it. Google the definition of your shit ideology before commenting on it. Public utilities =/= socialism Social programs =/= socialism Sounding alike does not make them the same. Any real socialist will say the same fucking thing. I mean fuck, the ignorance is astounding. The U.K is incredibly different in political structure though, the area where it counts. The U.S' issue is in its deficit and the way we've been spending our money for decades; that problem isn't going to be fixed in a single or even double term of a president. Bernie Sanders' ideas rely on the prospect of increasing spending (something we're trying not to do) so that his social reforms have the ability to work; but because of the money problem, excluding the unlikely possibility that his reforms will even be passed by congress, means that he is not the best choice. Quite frankly, there isn't a best choice this election. | ||
| #19 - No it doesn't, stop being stupid and spiteful for ten seconds. | 09/11/2015 on Syriangirl knows how to... | +2 |
| #26 - I don't understand exactly what makes a math problem unsolvabl… | 09/09/2015 on Badass | +1 |
| #147 - I say not sickening enough, let's go further | 09/08/2015 on Syrian refusees | -1 |
| #120 - Not to you though [+] (1 new reply) | 09/07/2015 on PSA to FunnyJunk | +10 |
| #34 - Why not? [+] (1 new reply) | 09/06/2015 on I'm looking at you 'murica | 0 |
| #1176214 - Picture | 09/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| #93 - Really? He's always come off to me as really, really good at b… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/04/2015 on The Sound of Silence | +2 |
| It had to do with the problem he had with his airway. His clean stuff always sounded really nasally. He's always had good control over his voice, but it was always monotone. It seems like he has for sure gotten better. Went to go check out some more about the Down with the sickness opening and from what I was able to find, (Which was not much) David credits it to the stomach surgery from his acid reflux. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGY-bsqYic Not trying to be an ass and correct you, just sharing what I found in my search Oh, it was that, you're right. I just remembered it was one of the things he had to have surgery to fix. I was big into disturbed like 3 or 4 years ago, that's when I learned all this stuff. so it's been a while. lol | ||
| #196052 - If you're gonna be a snarky, pissy bitch about what everyone s… | 09/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
| #152 - See, you're doing nothing but spouting "He's a dick!"… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/02/2015 on Vote for Trump! | -1 |
| so let me get this straight.....a man who was born in this country by illegal immigrants 20 or ever 30 years ago...should be deported? and I think its fair to force billionaires to pay higher taxes because they are FUCKING RICH....they are not gonna miss that fucking small amount of money because they have enough fucking money to literally throw away if they wanted. ObamaCare is really useful and needs to stick without some fucking prick to come around and just up and get rid of it and the only people that were bitching about obamacare were the dumbass republicans who hate the poor and middle class even though most of the republicans are poor and middle class. I dont need to make trump look bad because he already looks bad by being A FUCKING DUMBASS HE IS A FUCKING JOKE OF A CANDIDATE. he is the biggest fucking dick in the republican so far, he spouts racist and sexist shit all the time, he is an arrogant dick who fucking thinks he the greatest thing ever, he go's on about how its so bad that america has shit made in china.....YET! he has his shit made in china, like his suits. the is a fucking piece of trash, he wants to do shit to our country that would in fact fuck it up. because the bottom line is. 1. benefits are important, yeah including obamacare. 2.the rich make more so they should fucking pay more taxes. 3.the minimum wage does not need to be lower it needs to be raised. 4.we should not be deporting immigrants that were legally born here, thats wrong. 5.we should not say its ok to insult a decorated war veteran who was held captive for 5 years. 6.we should not support an openly racist president (if it was secretly racist it would be different). | ||
| #63 - Obama was voted in because he was black, Bush was elected (ver… [+] (6 new replies) | 09/02/2015 on Vote for Trump! | 0 |
| I dont think you understand just how bad trump is, he want to lower the minimum wage, he wants a war with mexico, he want to get rid of all benefits, he insulted a veteran, he wants the rich to have lower taxes, he wants to deport everyone who is a illegal immigrant which would be partly ok except he considers anyone who was born in america who had illegal parents immigrants thus deporting people who have lived he since they were children, he wants to get rid of gay marriage. he is basically going to try to set america back 100 years because he thinks that how he can ''make america great again''. others who have ran for president at least took it seriously and trump is like a fucking joke, at this point I would rather have Romney as a president rather then trump, other who ran (obama & clinton mostly, but also bush) actually talked about things that were important to do, trump wants to ruin america for the poor and middle class the only thing he cares about is his money and how much more he can make. and I actually think it will be worse then any other presidency's. for almost 8 years now we have had a great president (yeah...I think obama is great) and we don't need this joker to come along and just ruin what has been done in the last 7ish years. Americans can't just get rid of trump if he wins, we will be stuck with him for 4 years. See, you're doing nothing but spouting "He's a dick!" without genuinely understanding the fucking process. He doesn't want a fucking war with Mexico, that's just some b.s that someone twisted his words into. Insulting a veteran doesn't disqualify you, and quite frankly he has every right to say it, so just because you don't like it doesn't mean he can't be president. He also specifically said he was going to get rid of OBAMACARE, the healthcare that literally everybody and their fucking grandmother was bitching about. Plus, the rich have had an unfair tax bracket for decades now; if you think making the rich's tax bracket the same as anybody else's is unfair, you're fucking retarded, because that becomes its own form of income discrimination. As for the illegal immigrant thing, a lot of people agree with him; genuine immigrants worked fucking hard to earn their citizenship, they waited their time, and they deserve to have full benefits. But the child of two illegal immigrants gets it just because they were born (illegally) on this side of the border. Then, because we can't deport them, their illegal immigrant parents either get deported once they're found out, or imprisoned to leach off of the American tax system, or get to stay and continue to break the law. Law's exist for EVERYONE, including the disadvantaged. Your opinion that he's a joke just shows that you don't want to acknowledge the fact that he has serious points about the issues in our nation that the majority of people think are too "mean" or "unfair" to actually address. He does have his issues, and plenty of them, but people that scream out that Trump is going to ruin the nation are just as fucking stupid as believing that Bernie Sanders is going to fix it. Don't tell me I don't "understand" when you're spouting off word of mouth bullshit that was meant for nothing more than to make Trump look bad. so let me get this straight.....a man who was born in this country by illegal immigrants 20 or ever 30 years ago...should be deported? and I think its fair to force billionaires to pay higher taxes because they are FUCKING RICH....they are not gonna miss that fucking small amount of money because they have enough fucking money to literally throw away if they wanted. ObamaCare is really useful and needs to stick without some fucking prick to come around and just up and get rid of it and the only people that were bitching about obamacare were the dumbass republicans who hate the poor and middle class even though most of the republicans are poor and middle class. I dont need to make trump look bad because he already looks bad by being A FUCKING DUMBASS HE IS A FUCKING JOKE OF A CANDIDATE. he is the biggest fucking dick in the republican so far, he spouts racist and sexist shit all the time, he is an arrogant dick who fucking thinks he the greatest thing ever, he go's on about how its so bad that america has shit made in china.....YET! he has his shit made in china, like his suits. the is a fucking piece of trash, he wants to do shit to our country that would in fact fuck it up. because the bottom line is. 1. benefits are important, yeah including obamacare. 2.the rich make more so they should fucking pay more taxes. 3.the minimum wage does not need to be lower it needs to be raised. 4.we should not be deporting immigrants that were legally born here, thats wrong. 5.we should not say its ok to insult a decorated war veteran who was held captive for 5 years. 6.we should not support an openly racist president (if it was secretly racist it would be different). #114 -
anon (09/02/2015) [-] Minimum wage is bad, lern2economics He doesnt want war with mexico, he wants to force them to build a wall. But realistically, USA Vs mexico, who do you think is going to win? That's basically just a field training exercise for america's vast military #143 -
anon (09/02/2015) [-] Yeah , just like the middle east... Are you fucking stupid, that would only make matters worse for the us with more undergound organizations blowing up you country's foundations, field training indeed anom. #121 -
anon (09/02/2015) [-] Just because you can win a war doesn't mean you should start it you thick cunt | ||
| #29 - Even then though, at best, they're a secondary victim, maybe e… | 09/01/2015 on Presidential Candidate | +4 |
| #51 - No, they stopped using plate mail because black powder wasn't … [+] (1 new reply) | 09/01/2015 on Civilization IV: Beyond the... | 0 |
| I already knew that muskets and flintlocks couldn't pierce armor, but I never considered the blunderbuss. but I still think armor hindering their ability to use their firearms was a factor. the armor that was heavy enough to stop the bullets was also the stuff that severely hindered the person wearing it from using firearms. And the armor that is light enough to not be a hindrance was not enough to stop the bullets. | ||
| #27 - Doesn't make the country less forsaken, it just makes it a dif… | 09/01/2015 on Complete the heart with me... | +16 |
| #27 - It wasn't. I was about to explain to you exactly why they stop… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/31/2015 on Civilization IV: Beyond the... | 0 |
| the reason they stopped using plate male was because its hard to aim when you're wearing a helmet that obstructs your vision and gloves that restrict your fingers. Which is why conquistadors wore helmets on the very tops of their heads that didn't obstruct their vision and didn't wear gloves but still wore armor on their torsos. No, they stopped using plate mail because black powder wasn't made in the Serpentine fashion anymore, and had begun to be powerful enough to penetrate plate. The Arquebus had become the caliver, the matchlock had become the wheellock, and so on. Secondly, deadliest warrior tested knight armor against a couple of black powder weapons, and while the pistol didn't penetrate, the blunderbuss did. Firearms are also the most widely regarded reason as to why armor was no longer used; the mobility and visibility issues had been dealt with a long time before. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_armour www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/aams/hd_aams.htm (point number 12) www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY7Gs7bqWzk (about 24 minutes in) I already knew that muskets and flintlocks couldn't pierce armor, but I never considered the blunderbuss. but I still think armor hindering their ability to use their firearms was a factor. the armor that was heavy enough to stop the bullets was also the stuff that severely hindered the person wearing it from using firearms. And the armor that is light enough to not be a hindrance was not enough to stop the bullets. | ||
| #17 - What ******* game was that, anyway? [+] (8 new replies) | 08/31/2015 on Shinji Get Me That Fucking... | +2 |
| But we don't know what you know what he knows what I know that you know that many other know that we know what he knows what FJ knows. | ||
| #32 - The U.S has been going down the drain for decades, and sociall… [+] (15 new replies) | 08/31/2015 on Still not voting for him | +7 |
| You could have said that a couple years ago and I would have believed you. Check the news now though, China is done. It's economy is tanking and the citizens are gradually becoming angrier at their government. Their military isn't as impressive as people saw it years ago, and just about every day something is going down there. The place is gonna collapse in on itself any moment. China had its chance, and for a while, it seemed like it was going to be the dominant power in the world. But with the worlds economy slowly going down the shitter, the countries with the biggest economies are hit hard. And China got hit. Hard. #360 -
layxe (08/31/2015) [-] im just going to say, you americans redthumbing me here seem to be taking it personally instead of going ''well this isnt what america should be like'' as in with all the huge debts and no jobs and one of the worst education and prison systems ever, as well as spending more money than the world combined on military. but of course its impossible to get through to you and open your eyes to this because of your ''murca'' patriotism shit. your not going to be the best, eventually, because everyone else is growing, and you are actually going backwards. #365 -
youregaylol (08/31/2015) [-] Uh huh. Even assuming all that was true it doesn't change the fact that your original statement was pants on head retarded and wrong. I'd give you a scathing rage comment about your country but I don't really care enough about it or you to even attempt it. Because at the end of the day we're worth talking about, and you just aren't. #366 -
layxe (08/31/2015) [-] as long as you believe that while you and your country slowly go to shit. believe what you want. the fuck do you mean if its true? of course its true, have you seen your own criminal reccurence rate? it huge, and you dont want to believe it so you just say ''your retarded''. real original #368 -
youregaylol (09/01/2015) [-] You don't get it. I could get into a long blown out discussion with you. I can try to soothe your butthurt rage or analyze your obvious inferiority complex. But it's just not interesting. You're not interesting. The reason you want to talk about my country and me is because for better or worse, we're important to you. Your type will spend all day frothing at the mouth online screaming about a country you will likely never see. I can honestly say I don't spend a second of the day thinking about assblasted no lifers feelings and Napoleon syndrome. Thats the difference between us. You and your country arent worth a discussion, and you yourself aren't interesting enough to get into a serious dialogue with. #369 -
layxe (09/01/2015) [-] and thats why the world thinks your country is full of rednecks and KKK. because of shit like you pull right here. i know, this site is mostly americunts, but see sense. i have an inferiority complex? you have a SUperiority complex, and now your cant deal with what i said earlier because of that. america is not the best at everything, never was, and will eventually collapse. the romans found it hard to believe they would lose to barbarians too. | ||
| #25 - What aboot the total war series? [+] (1 new reply) | 08/31/2015 on Video games life skills | 0 |
| possibly, more so towards Napoleon and Empire, as that is the general era where Clauswitz was alive, but I'm not 100% sure, worth a try though for sure! | ||
| #51 - So she is a WMD, eh? Don't tell Bush, or else she'll be give… | 08/31/2015 on rekt | -1 |
| #266 - CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP | 08/31/2015 on More Trump content | +1 |
| #53 - I live on the texas-mexico border, and just about everyone I'v… | 08/29/2015 on Nice shirt. | 0 |
| #92 - It's a mechanized suit, dude [+] (7 new replies) | 08/29/2015 on How to defeat IS | 0 |
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adhdtookmyaccount (08/29/2015) [-] Oh wait, I just looked up some space marine art, apparently the giant shoulder plates do actually move. Still, must be pretty damn heavy #154 -
dakkadakka (08/30/2015) [-] Iron Halos provide a refractor field, which is why Brother Sergeants, Brother Captains, and other leadership role Astartes are willing to not wear a helmet. The same goes for Imperial Guard officers who don't wear helmets, they usually have a refractor field they wear around their neck (that shiny gold/silver thing) Its the rule of cool man. Also, often, sergeants will go without helmets to have a more clear view of their surroundings + to be able to use their nose (Marines basically have a nose on par with a dogs.) A rare few chapters can also spit acid, though that particular ability is all but lost at this point. | ||
| #34 - Hardly, the U.S is even less fond of Spanish speaking countrie… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/28/2015 on Nice shirt. | +4 |
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| #44 - Because nobody ******* CARES IF SOMETHING IS RACIST. Th… | 08/28/2015 on These must be true! | +16 |
| #6 - He says, as he gets pissy after someone calls him out on being… | 08/27/2015 on Acting | +11 |
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cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh. That's depressing - I hate it when money gets in the way of people's happiness. Thanks anyway mate.

