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Kanoah

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/17/2009
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Texas
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#22 - Idk, maybe the Gallic Wars roughly in 52 B.C? Seems like a pos… 09/15/2015 on is he ok? +6
#2 - Nah, they do that so nobody accidentally picks up an escaped p…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Prison +16
#4 - wanderinglashen (09/16/2015) [-]
That's actually along the I-10 in Southern California. That ought to be enough to validate rockergamer's concern.
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#14 - animationhac (09/16/2015) [-]
Whats wrong with the I-10 in southern cali?
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#15 - wanderinglashen (09/16/2015) [-]
It's no different than the rest of Southern California.
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#16 - animationhac (09/16/2015) [-]
I don't live there so I don't understand
#18 - wanderinglashen (09/16/2015) [-]
#33 - Aw, man. I kinda wish it was real just to creep this dude out  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Playin wit yo Nuts 0
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#37 - maxismahname (09/16/2015) [-]
Well you did it
#31 - Yeah man, and that's not even considering all the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Playin wit yo Nuts +2
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#32 - neppy (09/15/2015) [-]
that was fake, don't worry
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#33 - Kanoah (09/15/2015) [-]
Aw, man. I kinda wish it was real just to creep this dude out
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#37 - maxismahname (09/16/2015) [-]
Well you did it
#25 - No, like really, you can testicular torsion, and only God can …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Playin wit yo Nuts +4
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#27 - maxismahname (09/15/2015) [-]
Oh shit, for real?
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#31 - Kanoah (09/15/2015) [-]
Yeah man, and that's not even considering all the shit that could happen to em while they're inside your body. There was one post about a guy who dislocated his leg/hip, and his testicle slipped into the socket, and when the EMT popped it back into place...

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggghhhh
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#32 - neppy (09/15/2015) [-]
that was fake, don't worry
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#33 - Kanoah (09/15/2015) [-]
Aw, man. I kinda wish it was real just to creep this dude out
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#37 - maxismahname (09/16/2015) [-]
Well you did it
#197123 - Idk why I posted that gif  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#197125 - dorkledumbs (09/14/2015) [-]
I'm glad you did
#197122 - That in itself is part of the issue, since her and I were toge…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#197123 - Kanoah (09/14/2015) [-]
Idk why I posted that gif
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#197125 - dorkledumbs (09/14/2015) [-]
I'm glad you did
#197121 - Picture 09/14/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#197120 - Jesus, joshlol replied to me personally. I guess that makes me… 09/14/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31 - I could understand complaining about that job because I would …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2015 on The fuck are you buying +13
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#45 - gcloud (09/13/2015) [-]
that and you would have to always be on standbye
#196992 - So, the girl I fell in love with met some guy online in Februa…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#197096 - dehumanizer (09/14/2015) [-]
CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
#197121 - Kanoah (09/14/2015) [-]
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#197023 - joshlol (09/13/2015) [-]
I dunno but if you find out let me know
>tfw wasting your time, love, emotions and tears one someone that doesn't give a fuck
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#197120 - Kanoah (09/14/2015) [-]
Jesus, joshlol replied to me personally. I guess that makes me feel a tad better.
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#197003 - dorkledumbs (09/13/2015) [-]
>Met someone in February on the internet
>7 months later get engaged.

Shit's not going to last. Be happy that she broke it off when she did because there's no way that you want to be in a relationship with someone who would do that.
#197122 - Kanoah (09/14/2015) [-]
That in itself is part of the issue, since her and I were together for nearly six years and engagement and marriage was never really brought up. Feels almost like a slap in the face.
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#197123 - Kanoah (09/14/2015) [-]
Idk why I posted that gif
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#197125 - dorkledumbs (09/14/2015) [-]
I'm glad you did
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#197026 - confusedasian (09/13/2015) [-]
My english professor finished his work with the army and met a woman. Two weeks later they got married. He's like in his 60's - 70's and they're still together.
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#197029 - dorkledumbs (09/13/2015) [-]
See the second part of my response to the anon below
#197009 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
I met my girlfriend online and in six months she had already moved in with me. We've been going for five years now. Every situation, and every person, is different. Just because you wouldn't do something doesn't mean someone else wouldn't and just because something wouldn't work for you doesn't mean it wouldn't work for another person.
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#197024 - joshlol (09/13/2015) [-]
story pls
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#197018 - dorkledumbs (09/13/2015) [-]
Moving in and getting engaged are two different situations

I agree with you 100% that every situation is different, but chances are if she's that quick to commit (OP's girl) she'd be just as quick to move on to something else
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#196997 - womanexplain (09/13/2015) [-]
Sit with the feeling and accept it, it won't go easily.
Try and remember how she's wronged you, try and rationalize that you couldn't be with her again.
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#196996 - whathaveyoudone (09/13/2015) [-]
move on
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#196993 - hirollin (09/13/2015) [-]
shell prob meet someone else onlne
#8 - Picture 09/12/2015 on well then +1
#35 - It's one of those things that the internet loves to laugh abou… 09/12/2015 on This blue my mind. +4
#1004 - mfw it's just 4 hours in and there's over a thousand comments 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! +1
#1001 - **Kanoah used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **Kanoah rolls 444,718** 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! 0
#21 - knickers? 09/11/2015 on Spelling Bee 0
#76 - And the political point you're making is...? What? Nothing? Oh… 09/11/2015 on Brian Griffin's Car 0
#15 - Secondly, just because socialist policies work in the U.K does…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2015 on Brian Griffin's Car +2
#44 - Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-]
tl;dr: Americans are brainwashed to the point where we think shooting ourselves in the face so our bourgeoisie overlords can profit more is a good thing.
If people actually sit down and think for more than half a second, they realize that either they're benefiting from the system fucking people over for them, or that the current system fucks them over in favor of the rich (corporate tax rate cuts do nothing to benefit the majority of workers, and most small businesses don't qualify for them. Employers pay the minimum of what they can get away with paying. They always have, and they always will. Unless your job is a skilled position, or you have years of experience, you will always get paid what they think is the lowest they can pay you is).
But in America, we keep our people distracted from actually thinking by putting fearmongering forefront in our "news" broadcasts, and having pseudointellectual bullshit in place of actual thought-provoking programming on TV.
I hate the majority of my countrymen. The ones who were taught not to question things. The ones who vote against their own best interest. The ones who spend hundreds of dollars a month on lottery tickets, thinking they're going to win the jackpot and just live the rest of their life in luxury from that.
The stupid fucking 'Murricans.
#76 - Kanoah (09/11/2015) [-]
And the political point you're making is...? What? Nothing? Oh, ok, I'll just ignore that one.
#46 - youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-]
ITT angsty teenagers who know nothing about politics and obsess over Red Alert.
#47 - Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-]
Sorry if I came off as edgy. I have a tendency to be overly dramatic when I'm drunk.
I do sincerely hate our "news" programs, though. I don't want to have to go online for decent news coverage. The internet is for drunken shitposting and porn.
#48 - youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-]
Wow you're so cool, you're a revolutionary socialist rebel who hates the system and you get drunk, I bet all the girls in your 8th grade social studies class love your che shirt.
#50 - Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-]
Che was an idiot, and he left after he ruined things so he didn't have to do the actual work of rebuilding a nation.
True communism doesn't work because people don't want it to work. Communism working requires people to work, which is something people don't want to do, so, since there's nobody to enforce the labor rules in true communism, it fails.
In dictatorships posing as communist countries, we see people being put to work, but the people at the top are the only ones seeing any benefit from the work. This is what happens with real-world communism.

I'm not stupid. I know communism doesn't work, and I know why. I know people are lazy shits and that people that seek power should almost never be given any. But that doesn't mean it's a bad theory. It's just not possible.
That doesn't mean that all socialist policies are bad. Our roads are owned by the government, and funded by taxpayers. The American roadways are socialist. As are public schools, fire departments, public libraries, police departments, and even the US military. The food stamps that many employers encourage their employees to apply for so they can keep their employees alive while paying them next to nothing? Socialism. Social Security benefits for the retired? Socialism. The Veteran's Hospital granddad goes to for his bum knee? Funded by the state, ergo, socialist healthcare.

People are afraid of a word they know nothing about. And they're being fucking stupid because of it.
#58 - youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-]
"The American roadways are socialist"

Stopped reading there. You have absolutely zero idea of what socialism is, yet you support it. Google the definition of your shit ideology before commenting on it.

Public utilities =/= socialism
Social programs =/= socialism

Sounding alike does not make them the same. Any real socialist will say the same fucking thing.

I mean fuck, the ignorance is astounding.
#14 - The U.K is incredibly different in political structure though,… 09/11/2015 on Brian Griffin's Car +1
#12 - Uh, no, it's because the problems we have don't mix with the s…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2015 on Brian Griffin's Car +3
#13 - bigmanblue (09/11/2015) [-]
the UK has basicaly every problem the US has excluding size and we get along just fine, actually we have been doing worse since our gov has tried to take us away from those ideas
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#15 - Kanoah (09/11/2015) [-]
Secondly, just because socialist policies work in the U.K doesn't mean they will work in the U.S. The biggest factor you're ignoring is the people; quite frankly, a massive amount of the population are completely against socialist programs, especially the concept of free healthcare and social benefits. Without the American people's support, which is almost guaranteed to not go through, Bernie Sanders doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of actually changing anything.
#44 - Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-]
tl;dr: Americans are brainwashed to the point where we think shooting ourselves in the face so our bourgeoisie overlords can profit more is a good thing.
If people actually sit down and think for more than half a second, they realize that either they're benefiting from the system fucking people over for them, or that the current system fucks them over in favor of the rich (corporate tax rate cuts do nothing to benefit the majority of workers, and most small businesses don't qualify for them. Employers pay the minimum of what they can get away with paying. They always have, and they always will. Unless your job is a skilled position, or you have years of experience, you will always get paid what they think is the lowest they can pay you is).
But in America, we keep our people distracted from actually thinking by putting fearmongering forefront in our "news" broadcasts, and having pseudointellectual bullshit in place of actual thought-provoking programming on TV.
I hate the majority of my countrymen. The ones who were taught not to question things. The ones who vote against their own best interest. The ones who spend hundreds of dollars a month on lottery tickets, thinking they're going to win the jackpot and just live the rest of their life in luxury from that.
The stupid fucking 'Murricans.
#76 - Kanoah (09/11/2015) [-]
And the political point you're making is...? What? Nothing? Oh, ok, I'll just ignore that one.
#46 - youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-]
ITT angsty teenagers who know nothing about politics and obsess over Red Alert.
#47 - Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-]
Sorry if I came off as edgy. I have a tendency to be overly dramatic when I'm drunk.
I do sincerely hate our "news" programs, though. I don't want to have to go online for decent news coverage. The internet is for drunken shitposting and porn.
#48 - youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-]
Wow you're so cool, you're a revolutionary socialist rebel who hates the system and you get drunk, I bet all the girls in your 8th grade social studies class love your che shirt.
#50 - Stevethewizard (09/11/2015) [-]
Che was an idiot, and he left after he ruined things so he didn't have to do the actual work of rebuilding a nation.
True communism doesn't work because people don't want it to work. Communism working requires people to work, which is something people don't want to do, so, since there's nobody to enforce the labor rules in true communism, it fails.
In dictatorships posing as communist countries, we see people being put to work, but the people at the top are the only ones seeing any benefit from the work. This is what happens with real-world communism.

I'm not stupid. I know communism doesn't work, and I know why. I know people are lazy shits and that people that seek power should almost never be given any. But that doesn't mean it's a bad theory. It's just not possible.
That doesn't mean that all socialist policies are bad. Our roads are owned by the government, and funded by taxpayers. The American roadways are socialist. As are public schools, fire departments, public libraries, police departments, and even the US military. The food stamps that many employers encourage their employees to apply for so they can keep their employees alive while paying them next to nothing? Socialism. Social Security benefits for the retired? Socialism. The Veteran's Hospital granddad goes to for his bum knee? Funded by the state, ergo, socialist healthcare.

People are afraid of a word they know nothing about. And they're being fucking stupid because of it.
#58 - youregaylol (09/11/2015) [-]
"The American roadways are socialist"

Stopped reading there. You have absolutely zero idea of what socialism is, yet you support it. Google the definition of your shit ideology before commenting on it.

Public utilities =/= socialism
Social programs =/= socialism

Sounding alike does not make them the same. Any real socialist will say the same fucking thing.

I mean fuck, the ignorance is astounding.
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#14 - Kanoah (09/11/2015) [-]
The U.K is incredibly different in political structure though, the area where it counts. The U.S' issue is in its deficit and the way we've been spending our money for decades; that problem isn't going to be fixed in a single or even double term of a president. Bernie Sanders' ideas rely on the prospect of increasing spending (something we're trying not to do) so that his social reforms have the ability to work; but because of the money problem, excluding the unlikely possibility that his reforms will even be passed by congress, means that he is not the best choice. Quite frankly, there isn't a best choice this election.
#6 - Jesus christ, I think I have that guy in one of my college classes 09/11/2015 on Roast Me +1

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#1 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
I think I recognize your avatar
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#2 to #1 - Kanoah (02/08/2014) [-]
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#3 to #2 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Be a bro and share?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kanoah (06/20/2014) [-]
It's from an **** webcomic called Chimneyspeak, but currently the website has been taken down due to the cost of upkeep.
#5 to #4 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh. That's depressing - I hate it when money gets in the way of people's happiness. Thanks anyway mate.
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