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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/26/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:In my pants
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Sup? Name's Kannas (no shit). I do the occasional crappy comic, and I comment. A lot. The demons, man, the demons!

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    WTF JUST HAPPENED? WTF JUST HAPPENED?
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    Don't you hate it? Don't you hate it?
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#86 - Yes 3 hours ago on India is the gift that... 0
#68 - Well, it obviously didn't have room for their **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on India is the gift that... +4
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#81 - samlease (3 hours ago) [-]
Wait, is that Mordekaiser?
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#86 - Kannas (3 hours ago) [-]
Yes
#60 - >But they still have no paperwork. Nothing whatsoever not e…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Anon The Border Guard +3
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#67 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
My dad was a poor farmer from a different country, in a small town that just 10 years ago had only one "town telephone". and the government had documentation of his birth.

I highly doubt hipsters driving a fiat would be so under the radar in their homecountry that they have no documentation. OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico, yet shipped him eslewhere.

like i said, i can reason with enforcing the law...but this is an obvious abuse and misuse of power.
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#77 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
"OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico"

Yes, as in they were coming from the direction of Mexico, not that their country of origin is Mexico. There's a very distinct difference.

As was said earlier, they were trying to illegally enter the U.S. Without papers. Which means if they turned around and tried to reenter Mexico, they'd be illegally entering Mexico. Without papers.
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#79 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
no. read it again,it says they were originally brought from mexico when they were kids. its in the black text at the top.

they have papers from mexico, it says they were originally from there in the same quote im referencing to.
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#80 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
If they have papers from Mexico, then they have a known Country of Origin that would have been found by Homeland Security or told by the immigrants themselves.

That means the second half of the story couldn't have happened, because by law they would have to be sent to Mexico, not file paperwork to send them somewhere that is different from their Country of Origin.
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#81 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
That's why i started to doubt the story all together.
#56 - Yes, he meant the Homeland Security guy had to pry that out of…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Anon The Border Guard +4
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#57 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
it does actually....it means that they knew where they were coming from, yet sent them to a different country than that of which they came from. This is obviously an abuse, and misuse of power.
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#60 - Kannas (01/07/2016) [-]
>But they still have no paperwork. Nothing whatsoever not even finger prints or dental records.

It's entirely possible that people living so under the radar that they have no papers, despite living in the country for many years, don't have birth certificates in their country of origin. If their place of origin cannot be determined, border patrol will send them somewhere they will not cause issue again. Word of mouth with no physical proof combined with the fact that they were uncooperative means they're going wherever the big bad border patrol officer feels like sending them.

If you're going to break the law, don't flaunt it in front of the people who can punish you for it.
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#67 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
My dad was a poor farmer from a different country, in a small town that just 10 years ago had only one "town telephone". and the government had documentation of his birth.

I highly doubt hipsters driving a fiat would be so under the radar in their homecountry that they have no documentation. OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico, yet shipped him eslewhere.

like i said, i can reason with enforcing the law...but this is an obvious abuse and misuse of power.
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#77 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
"OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico"

Yes, as in they were coming from the direction of Mexico, not that their country of origin is Mexico. There's a very distinct difference.

As was said earlier, they were trying to illegally enter the U.S. Without papers. Which means if they turned around and tried to reenter Mexico, they'd be illegally entering Mexico. Without papers.
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#79 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
no. read it again,it says they were originally brought from mexico when they were kids. its in the black text at the top.

they have papers from mexico, it says they were originally from there in the same quote im referencing to.
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#80 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
If they have papers from Mexico, then they have a known Country of Origin that would have been found by Homeland Security or told by the immigrants themselves.

That means the second half of the story couldn't have happened, because by law they would have to be sent to Mexico, not file paperwork to send them somewhere that is different from their Country of Origin.
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#81 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
That's why i started to doubt the story all together.
#53 - No, it says that there was no information on them, and they ha…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Anon The Border Guard +4
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#54 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
uhhh...you do realize the he meant through the united states right? Of course a united states government worker isnt going to have access on another countries documentation (such as birth certificates). it states " they were originally from mexico, but brought to the united states at a young age".
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#56 - Kannas (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes, he meant the Homeland Security guy had to pry that out of them after they refused to comment twice already. It doesn't change what I'm saying.
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#57 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
it does actually....it means that they knew where they were coming from, yet sent them to a different country than that of which they came from. This is obviously an abuse, and misuse of power.
User avatar
#60 - Kannas (01/07/2016) [-]
>But they still have no paperwork. Nothing whatsoever not even finger prints or dental records.

It's entirely possible that people living so under the radar that they have no papers, despite living in the country for many years, don't have birth certificates in their country of origin. If their place of origin cannot be determined, border patrol will send them somewhere they will not cause issue again. Word of mouth with no physical proof combined with the fact that they were uncooperative means they're going wherever the big bad border patrol officer feels like sending them.

If you're going to break the law, don't flaunt it in front of the people who can punish you for it.
User avatar
#67 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
My dad was a poor farmer from a different country, in a small town that just 10 years ago had only one "town telephone". and the government had documentation of his birth.

I highly doubt hipsters driving a fiat would be so under the radar in their homecountry that they have no documentation. OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico, yet shipped him eslewhere.

like i said, i can reason with enforcing the law...but this is an obvious abuse and misuse of power.
User avatar
#77 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
"OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico"

Yes, as in they were coming from the direction of Mexico, not that their country of origin is Mexico. There's a very distinct difference.

As was said earlier, they were trying to illegally enter the U.S. Without papers. Which means if they turned around and tried to reenter Mexico, they'd be illegally entering Mexico. Without papers.
User avatar
#79 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
no. read it again,it says they were originally brought from mexico when they were kids. its in the black text at the top.

they have papers from mexico, it says they were originally from there in the same quote im referencing to.
User avatar
#80 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
If they have papers from Mexico, then they have a known Country of Origin that would have been found by Homeland Security or told by the immigrants themselves.

That means the second half of the story couldn't have happened, because by law they would have to be sent to Mexico, not file paperwork to send them somewhere that is different from their Country of Origin.
User avatar
#81 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
That's why i started to doubt the story all together.
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Careful with that edge.
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User avatar #52 - eklyvaldur (02/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your comment. I have to respond on you page because the poster of that horrible picture blocked me.

It's sad that there are women giving feminism a bad name, but that will happen with any group. There are always extremists that misrepresent what's being done.

I know posting all that on the internet isn't worth much, people won't see it for long... but my first comment has over twenty plus thumbs, so I guess I at least managed to make a statement to them, even if they already agreed with me, it can be nice to know there are others who share your views.
User avatar #53 to #54 - Kannas (02/09/2011) [-]
Thanks. I just hate when people do not respect others opinions and views. One of the reasons I don't go to church...
Anyway, I thank you for standing up to that ass. Everyone has a different view, and if we didn't listen to and respect others, the human race would have dies out long ago. So, truly, thank you.
#43 - IBeATroll (01/21/2011) [-]
I see you have been shown the light.
User avatar #44 to #44 - Kannas (01/21/2011) [-]
No. The robes are just all the more comfortable.
#45 to #45 - IBeATroll (01/21/2011) [-]
CLOSE ENOUGH.
#46 to #46 - Kannas (01/21/2011) [-]
Indeed. Where are my manners? Sit down. You want some tea?
#47 to #47 - IBeATroll (01/21/2011) [-]
Indeed.
How are you today, brother?
#48 to #48 - Kannas (01/21/2011) [-]
Here is your tea. I am well. People seem to like my comments of late. And you?
#49 to #49 - IBeATroll (01/21/2011) [-]
Thank you.
I am splendid. Stedwast's army has been slightly diminished, so now the royal army is growing.
#50 to #50 - Kannas (01/21/2011) [-]
This is good. The more of us means the less of them. I think. Math is not my strong suit.
#51 to #51 - IBeATroll (01/21/2011) [-]
All is well. All that matters is bigger numbers for us and less for them.
#19 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
PRODUCE THE FELINES!
#20 to #19 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
But of course, Lord of Darkness...
#21 to #20 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
#22 to #21 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
You pet it, o' Mighty One.  
This .gif is for your amusement.
You pet it, o' Mighty One.
This .gif is for your amusement.
#23 to #22 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
THIS GIF CONFUSES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS GIF CONFUSES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#24 to #23 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
I apologize, o' Master of Death, if it confuses you. And also if I run out of titles for you. Here is another.
I apologize, o' Master of Death, if it confuses you. And also if I run out of titles for you. Here is another.
#25 to #24 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
EXCELLENT... AS PROMISE HERE IS YOUR ARTIFACT. GUESS WHAT IT IS!
User avatar #26 to #25 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
...Do I want to know?
#27 to #26 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
IT IS A BLOOD RED REPRESENTATION OF MY IMMORTAL TENTACLED FORM! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
That it was an artifact for destroying people's sanity with, Great Tentacled One!
#29 to #28 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
I JEST. TOUCH NOT THAT UNHOLY SEX OBJECT. I HAVE A TRUE ARTIFACT FOR YOU.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
Ah! Good one, oh Unholy Lord!
#31 to #30 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
BEHOLD! A FORGOTTEN STATUE THAT TRAVELED WITH ME TO THIS WORLD. WITH THIS AT ANY TIME YOU MAY OPEN A NEXUS TO CALL MY FOLLOWERS AN I.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
This is perfect, oh Great Destroyer of Worlds. With this, we, the Priests of Inglip, shall cause great carnage for your amusement. One thing...is there a catch?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
YOU ARE WISE TO KNOW THAT ALL ARTIFACTS OF THE OLD ONES COME WITH A DRAWBACK. ALL EXPOSED TO THE NEXUS WILL BECOME TAINTED AND SLOWLY DEGENERATE INTO DARK ABOMINATIONS WITH AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR CHAOS.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
Well, that's not so bad. Not as bad as the crown Bob got the other week.
#35 to #34 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
The Great Lord has sent me as his envoy for now on. He can hear everything I hear and see all that I see. I am to watch the followers of Inglip with the possibility that after your conquest you may be spared in the Great Horror's return.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
We shall march tonight...
User avatar #37 to #36 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
He demands that your marching tune be..... Come Sail Away..... By Styx....... What a strange order.... prehaps it is to test your ability to be chaotic? Maybe?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Kannas (01/19/2011) [-]
Much better than what was planned.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Tussey (01/19/2011) [-]
I see your agreeing was a test! He now believes you have good taste in music and can be trusted. I can furnish you with more artifacts and pieces of forbidden technology.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - Kannas (01/16/2011) [-]
If you guys are gonna argue, don't do it here!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Kannas (01/16/2011) [-]
Woah, man. Let's just come the **** down.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Kannas (01/16/2011) [-]
And then calm the **** down.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - Kannas (01/16/2011) [-]
Cool. Now, then, what did you want to talk to me about?
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User avatar #12 to #10 - Kannas (01/16/2011) [-]
This is my WoW character's name. And my City of Heroes character name. I have been using it online for a while.
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User avatar #17 to #14 - Kannas (01/16/2011) [-]
Nordrassil. Tauren DK, Blood Elf Lock, and Undead Rogue 85's.
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